Shall we duel?

[J. Burnaway]

Suppose someone took off his glove and slapped you across the face - he obviously wants to duel! Shame on you for sullying the princess' honor! So now, what weapon will you choose? Sabers? Or are you more a pistols at ten paces sort of a guy? Perhaps sledge hammers, or even chain saws? You have been challenged - make your choice!

PS Ladies, feel free to play as well. You can imagine you were the one who took Prince Harry to that all night orgy, and geez is his nanny mad!

[stttafffy]

i would use crossbows. shoot when he is reloading
i guess

[Jedi Gemstone]

lol I love the simpsons.

My weapon..... well I think most people could guess it would be
my purple lightsaber :D

[. - .... .- -. ....]

A swift kick in the balls...then get in the punches while he's down....

[rm']

"I'll take 'The Penis Mightier Then The Sword', Alex"

[Vie]

Kick him in the nuts, hard.

then kick him in the head/face untill he gives up.

[Lescuyer]

I am an addict of Alexandre Dumas' "histoires de cape et d'épée" (The Count of Monte-Cristo, The Three Musketeers, etc). Ah...sadly, those days of romance are gone...

I would most definatly select an elegant saber as the weapon. If possible, I would chose a rough ground, like a rocky hill, as the place and a very early dawn when the sky is purple with a hint of orange, as the time. If I would have to die, it is in such setting I would like it to happen.

[capitan3]

I don't need no weapons, just my hands and legs. Integrity to myself.

[fwgx]

I'd mystify him with strange and otherworldly dancing techniques before stripping him naked tying him to a lamppost laccerating his body with a stanley knife before pissing on him.

[Huehuetenango]

i'd say "look over there" pointing behind them
and then i'd run away as fast as i could, taking the princess whose honour i am defending w/ me

[binary hero]

katanas. (katanii? :P), just because they are great weapons.

hue, i woundn't run off with that princess.
/me points at princess who looks quite a bit like vie in a dress...

[Huehuetenango]

thanks for the warning, man
methinks it's nigh time i got my eyes checked

on second thought, i'd tell him "have hte princess" and THEN i'd run off

[Trigear]

if someone took their glove off and slapped me with it and challenged me to a duel, i would kick the guy in the nuts immediately, knock him over the head with my elbow, kick him in the stomach when he was down, and then whisper "i win" in his ear before i walked away chuckling.

[Xerxes]

For sure, it would be french longswords- figthing preferably on the tower steps of a burning spanish fort.

Alternately, those two bladed mushroom axes that Kirk and Spock use, and yes there would have to be the music- star trek fans know it well: Da Da DRRRRR DRRRRR DRR DRRR DEE DRR DRR, Da Da DRRRR DRRRRR DR DEEEE DR DR! [woman singing]ooooooo AHHH ooooo aHHH :p

[psychoticguyver]

i'd use explosive dueling(sp?) pototos which are a deadly weapon indeed, or just throw a few thousand useless apple mac's at him