Queen of the Forums [Archive]

patroclus22

18th October 2002, 01:13

Without naming any new names, the GLBT population of forums.winamp.com and #******* are coming out in droves...to me.
Are they just coming to me because I'm out of the closet? Is it my age? My (supposed) wisdom? My ravishing good looks?
Ok, it ain't the looks, but anyway: The point of this thread!

Have I unwittingly established myself as the Queen of Queens on this forum? Or am I just having an RM-esque egotrip? (j/k RM. You're one of the best we've got here. Welcome back.)

Avalon

18th October 2002, 01:21

Man, I really have to introduce you to my old high school then you'll ralize what being a queen really is....

InvisableMan

18th October 2002, 01:21

yes

TIME FOR A NEW FORUM QUEEN TO BE CROWNED!

:D :D

I am Jesus

18th October 2002, 01:22

Me!:)

Avalon

18th October 2002, 01:23

Originally posted by I am Jesus
Me!:)

*ahem*

ctn|chrisw

18th October 2002, 01:25

[******* inside joke] Avalon who programed you to post at the wa forums? [/******* inside joke] :p

InvisableMan

18th October 2002, 01:30

Originally posted by cmw6988
[******* inside joke] Avalon who programed you to post at the wa forums? [/******* inside joke] :p

:blah::up:

Avalon

18th October 2002, 01:31

patroclus22

18th October 2002, 01:46

Don't frown, avalon. Just because you're a server doesn't mean you're not one of us...:p

You think I don't know what a real queen is, avalon? You ever been to Boistown (or any comparable gay-area in a big city)? Believe me, I know what "real" queens are. I'm not one of them. I'm incredibly conservative for a gay guy. I'm even--GASP!--a Republican! I use the term "queen" more as a joke than anything else.

Besides, just because you have a few of us at your school doesn't mean you really know us.

I am Jesus

18th October 2002, 01:49

Originally posted by patroclus22
Don't frown, avalon. Just because you're a server doesn't mean you're not one of us...:p

You think I don't know what a real queen is, avalon? You ever been to Boistown (or any comparable gay-area in a big city)? Believe me, I know what "real" queens are. I'm not one of them. I'm incredibly conservative for a gay guy. I'm even--GASP!--a Republican! I use the term "queen" more as a joke than anything else.

Besides, just because you have a few of us at your school doesn't mean you really know us.

Did I miss something?:confused:

Avalon

18th October 2002, 01:52

WHOO HOO I'M NOT HUMAN!!!! Waitaminute....

Oh yeah patroclus22, I live in New York City... trust me, I've seen Queens, Kings, Queens who are Kings, Kings who are Queens, Kings who used to be Queens, Queens who used to be Kings, King Queens and Princesess.

I've also had a bad experience... for anyone who doesn't live in a big city, always make sure when you look at someone, that you don't judge them just from behind.

Rocky Raccoon

18th October 2002, 01:53

Originally posted by patroclus22
Without naming any new names, the GLBT population of forums.winamp.com and #******* are coming out in droves...to me.

Names! we want names!!! :P

I hate labels, but I would say I'm gay, and I'm not coming out to you... ;)

patroclus22

18th October 2002, 01:55

Originally posted by Rocky Raccoon

Names! we want names!!! :P

I hate labels, but I would say I'm gay, and I'm not coming out to you... ;)

I already knew :p

I am Jesus

18th October 2002, 01:58

Originally posted by Avalon
WHOO HOO I'M NOT HUMAN!!!! Waitaminute....

Oh yeah patroclus22, I live in New York City... trust me, I've seen Queens, Kings, Queens who are Kings, Kings who are Queens, Kings who used to be Queens, Queens who used to be Kings, King Queens and Princesess.

I've also had a bad experience... for anyone who doesn't live in a big city, always make sure when you look at someone, that you don't judge them just from behind.

On a serious note, I was born in Queens just so you know:D

Avalon

18th October 2002, 01:59

:D I live south of queens... in that other boro... just a note....

Rocky Raccoon

18th October 2002, 01:59

am I that obvious?

JK yeah I think I mentioned that before. :P

It was Jack from Will & Grace BTW

patroclus22

18th October 2002, 02:13

BTW: Welcome to the Club, rocky. :D

Rocky Raccoon

18th October 2002, 02:18

yeah yeah... where is the bar?

jk ty lol :D

wow a phrase with no actual words!typo

Xerxes

18th October 2002, 03:51

What does GLBT stand for? I never know the latest acronyms :o

patroclus22

18th October 2002, 04:07

Originally posted by Xerxes
What does GLBT stand for? I never know the latest acronyms :o

Gay Lesbian Bisexual and Transgender.

incubus*chick

18th October 2002, 04:13

Heehee...I voted for the SLK one. But if it weren't for her you'd be the queen ;).

patroclus22

18th October 2002, 04:18

Well, you know, she's not here very often anymore....

*hears a whip crack in the distance. O_O

The rest of me

18th October 2002, 04:20

Originally posted by patroclus22
I'm incredibly conservative for a gay guy. I'm even--GASP!--a Republican!

That's way cool. It's people like you that the GOP needs to destigmatize/distance itself from the effects of the Christian Right :up:

SexyLoserKitten

18th October 2002, 04:49

And no I'll let you be the queen, being as it's a different context here =P

And whatever you wanna call yourself, no matter, I still own you anyway =D ;D

I am Jesus

18th October 2002, 04:50

Woah...

Oni-Dracula

18th October 2002, 05:09

I vote #2

I'm gayer than the lot of you!!! :P

ctn|chrisw

18th October 2002, 05:11

Originally posted by Rocky Raccoon

Names! we want names!!!

Yeah, names ;)

Oni-Dracula

18th October 2002, 05:56

Your name is a name :P

TheOrgasmicMe

18th October 2002, 06:02

yes, be the queen! but if you become queen, you have to post pics of yourself in drag :D

ctn|chrisw

18th October 2002, 06:08

Lol he didnt say drag queen! I wanna be princess! :D

Oni-Dracula

18th October 2002, 06:11

can I be the little prince?:p

ctn|chrisw

18th October 2002, 06:12

Originally posted by JustSomeOni
can I be the little prince?:p No. Lesbianes = little prince

fwgx

18th October 2002, 06:23

Seams like I have been forgotten already :(. There's only room for one Queen round here boyo! :cry:

ctn|chrisw

18th October 2002, 06:24

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Seams like I have been forgotten already :(. There's only room for one Queen round here boyo! :cry: We are ghey queens and princesses :P u ghey phily?

raydream

18th October 2002, 06:30

yes, yes, i'm gay, arent i steve :D

lawl.. ;) -runs and hides behind gf-

fwgx

18th October 2002, 07:52

Originally posted by cmw6988
We are ghey queens and princesses :P u ghey phily? Nope, but it would just be sooooo un-original :rolleyes:

ctn|chrisw

18th October 2002, 08:02

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Nope, but it would just be sooooo un-original :rolleyes: you can be a lesbian

patroclus22

18th October 2002, 10:23

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
And no I'll let you be the queen, being as it's a different context here =P

And whatever you wanna call yourself, no matter, I still own you anyway =D ;D

Yes ma'am!

randman

18th October 2002, 10:45

I've been celibate for some time. Can I be the forum's Court Jester? ;)

Oni-Dracula

18th October 2002, 12:49

Yes you may...now amuse me!!

Yes like that!! no slower...harder!

fwgx

18th October 2002, 13:19

I'm a little prince trapped in a mans body.

Rocky Raccoon

18th October 2002, 13:19

I wanna be amused too!!! :D

I wanna be a prince too! ;)

I want a million dollars too!

Oni-Dracula

18th October 2002, 13:20

I'm a devil trapped in a homo's body.

:P

ElChevelle

18th October 2002, 13:36

Time for a gay joke made for gay people:

How can you tell your roommate's a fag?

His dick tastes like shit:igor:

randman

18th October 2002, 13:46

Now THAT is a thread killer Chev. :D

ElChevelle

18th October 2002, 13:50

I figured it would be.
I told it at a party one night and the whole place got quiet.
I scratched my head til someone told me it was a reception for a gay couple who just got married:igor:

Ember69

18th October 2002, 13:56

sorry to disappoint most the guys(if any are) in here but yeh i like swingin the peach tree.. but who cares :D

zootm

18th October 2002, 14:07

i'm not familiar with that phrase ember69 - enlighten me

Ember69

18th October 2002, 14:10

Originally posted by zootm
i'm not familiar with that phrase ember69 - enlighten me

im a muff diver

les·bi·an A woman whose sexual orientation is to women enlightened now? :D

zootm

18th October 2002, 14:11

yup, that'll be me enlightened. if i'd read the first page of the thread first, i could've guessed though :D

Ember69

18th October 2002, 14:12

lmao, i read the first and went to the last

papadoc

18th October 2002, 14:50

http://smilies.uniquehardware.co.uk/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif...ElChevelle pooped on a gay thread.
No more prune juice for you...;)

Vie

18th October 2002, 15:44

Well its certainly the most.. ..intreeging royal cort I've heard of.

Cameron221

18th October 2002, 17:55

meh

dam

18th October 2002, 18:28

Originally posted by JustSomeOni
can I be the little prince?:p

Ooo can I be the artist formerly known as prince ?

apollos

18th October 2002, 22:23

lol, Vie is by far the best drama queen :D

ctn|chrisw

18th October 2002, 22:25

Im princess!

InvisableMan

18th October 2002, 23:05

*whistles*

this thread is getting homospectacularly kinky

:o

Ember69

18th October 2002, 23:08

hehe

Oni-Dracula

19th October 2002, 04:28

To ElChevelle:

A) wipe your ass
B) clean your dick

(rinse and repeat as desired)

ElChevelle

19th October 2002, 13:38

Originally posted by JustSomeOni
clean your dick

You never complained about the taste before:p

papadoc

19th October 2002, 15:10

So you're gay...so what?
You don't need to make it a flashing neon sign.
I'd prefer to judge you on your character than your sexuality.
But if you keep pushing your sexuality in my face,
I'll never get to see your character, because you've lost me.

Same goes for anyone of any race, color, creed, religion, national origin,
sex, marital status, sexual orientation, status with regard to public assistance,
disability or age.

randman

19th October 2002, 15:13

Originally posted by papadoc
So you're gay...so what?
You don't need to make it a flashing neon sign.
I'd prefer to judge you on your character than your sexuality.
But if you keep pushing your sexuality in my face,
I'll never get to see your character, because you've lost me.

Same goes for anyone of any race, color, creed, religion, national origin,
sex, marital status, sexual orientation, status with regard to public assistance,
disability or age.

Amen! Well said.

binary hero

19th October 2002, 15:27

Originally posted by randman

Amen! Well said.
my thoughts exactly.

Ember69

19th October 2002, 15:39

yeh that is well said , like the african american people im not racist but there's this guy who thinks we own the black people money n all this shit for things done a very long long time ago, and think they should be treated higher than anyone else.. that to me is bullsh*t so yeh i agree dont push your orientation,race whatever in my face sayin its all you when theres a real you inside

Oni-Dracula

20th October 2002, 00:47

rm'

20th October 2002, 03:11

To what end? So that the PC police will make sweet love to you, and the bible-thumpers will spit in your face?

ctn|chrisw

20th October 2002, 03:33

Originally posted by rm'
To what end? So that the PC police will make sweet love to you, and the bible-thumpers will spit in your face?
RM' if ur replying to oni then stfu! I'm not out in public and life is hard trying to keep the secret. Being in the closet put more stress on you and makes you depressed.

rm'

20th October 2002, 03:35

Originally posted by cmw6988
stfu!

Thanks. For misunderstanding me, and insulting me. What an accomplishment... two instances of stupidity in one short acronym.

I wish more of you would take a hint from pat. See how he handles his sexuality? Just like I handle mine, or any other straight (non-annoying) person handles theirs.

ctn|chrisw

20th October 2002, 03:40

Originally posted by rm'

Thanks. For misunderstanding me, and insulting me. What an accomplishment... two instances of stupidity in one short acronym.

I wish more of you would take a hint from pat. See how he handles his sexuality? Just like I handle mine, or any other straight (non-annoying) person handles theirs.

well when u have it building up inside you for a while and then finally tell someone you dont know how to handle it. I wish I could tell people, But Im still working on getting the courage. It took alot out of me just to tell steve(pat). Im trying my hardest. And If you dont like it, ignore gay threads or ignore me.

apollos

20th October 2002, 11:09

rm', stop being a stuck up prick.
Chris, stop looking for an argument with the master ignoramus ;)

I agree. Your gay, great, does it really need to be rubbed in other peoples faces though? I think no...

Oni-Dracula

20th October 2002, 11:35

I will not go into why patrocolus handles his sexuality.

I'll just say I don't have any reason to handle mine as such.

rm'

20th October 2002, 17:03

How is Apollos and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts :-p

Merlin

20th October 2002, 18:08

Originally posted by randman
Amen! Well said.
My thoughts exactly, also.

fish

20th October 2002, 22:23

/me taps on his clipboard and pushes up his glasses

"Eeenteresting"

ctn|chrisw

20th October 2002, 22:31

Originally posted by rm'
How is Apollos and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts :-p

The only stuck up cunt I have read posts from is you. I wonder how people can put up with a cunt like you. Are you wanting a bitchlist thread "Rm' sux and I hate him?" Stop being an ass and thinking ur correct. Your probably some idiot working at mcdonalds. "You want fries with that" :p

apollos

20th October 2002, 22:37

rm', do you have any friends in the real world?
Serious question.
It seems to me that you are either having man / woman difficulties and you are taking it out on people in the forums or you are simply just some pathetic guy that satisfies himslef by reading comic books all day long?

papadoc

20th October 2002, 22:41

http://imbiss-coding.de/smiliez.de/images/825.gif

Merlin

20th October 2002, 22:45

Originally posted by papadoc
http://imbiss-coding.de/smiliez.de/images/825.gif

apollos

20th October 2002, 23:47

I'm sorry. I am just a lil bitter from an unwarranted attack from rm' in the bitchlist...

patroclus22

20th October 2002, 23:50

Oy gavalt. That's all I can say at this point. I'll need time to formulate a more coherent response to this burgeoning flamefest.

rm'

20th October 2002, 23:50

Originally posted by Apollos
rm', do you have any friends in the real world?

You're so cool. Can I be your friend?

Ok, it looks like I have to step up, and be the bigger man in this. If you have any further insults to fling my way, kindly mail them to me, so that I may promptly add you to my Blocked Senders list. Let's not smear the forums with your hate any longer. You're a big fucking dickwad. Oops. My fingers slipped. I guess I should keep them away from my keyboard... who knows what else can happen again. Whoops! They slipped again! Looked what they accidentally did! Maybe my mouse isn't a safe place for my fingers either.

apollos

20th October 2002, 23:54

lol.
I pity you my friend :)
(as well as i pity myself.. :P)

patroclus22

21st October 2002, 00:09

Ok, time for me to start asserting my pseudo-queendom here.

Edict #1: Chris, Andrew, Oni, Rob. If you dislike what RM says so much, please put him on your ignore list. People are going to have varying opinions of us, and you have to accept that. You don't have to agree with them, but you can't just tell them to "stfu."

Edict #2: RM, two words: Age difference (boy, is that going to get me in hot water). I think that explains most of it. They'll simmer down in time. Until then, you of all people know what to do.

Edict #3: Oni, if you have a problem with the way I present myself in public, please PM it or talk to me about it in avs/gayvs. You know when/where to find me.

Edict of Nantes: And not to leave any occasion of trouble and difference among our Subjects, we have permitted and do permit to those of the Reformed Religion, to live and dwell in all the Cities and places of this our Kingdom and Countreys under our obedience, without being inquired after, vexed, molested, or compelled to do any thing in Religion, contrary to their Conscience, nor by reason of the same be searched after in houses or places where they live, they comporting themselves in other things as is contained in this our present Edict or Statute.

Thank you and good evening.

Was I the only one who thought adding the Edict of Nantes lightened things up?

pixiefied

21st October 2002, 00:19

:confused:

raydream

21st October 2002, 00:22

Ladies, ladies..

now lets be a little thoughtfull here, If i was gay and i had decided to come out, the first place i'd probably admit it, would be on a foprum someplace, NOT because i wanted attention, or to have any other effect then to help with the phase of comming out, i can understand how the gay populus think to a point, and i knwo that if i were in the same position, posting about my sexuality would assist me in making the jump from forum to real life, not everyone can be so bold as to walk over toi their parents and say "hey mum, dad, guess what, im gay", so someone made a thread about being the biggest queen of the forum, tis no need to get on a high horse and complain, i do not for a split second beleive this thread was made to push the creators sexuality on anyone, not was it made to stoke flames.

now lets all hug <insert bizz's hug pic here>, and stop arguing :)

rm'

21st October 2002, 00:23

Originally posted by patroclus22
Until then, you of all people know what to do.

I got ya, captain.
http://www.americanallergy.com/allersoft/allersoft-fabric-zipper-a.jpg

pixiefied

21st October 2002, 00:27

ok..im gay! im more gay than anyone else! i should be queen!you'll never meet anyone more gayer than me...so just hand over the crown!
not really,i just want the crown!

raydream

21st October 2002, 00:38

im so gay i make dame edna look like a body builder

pixiefied

21st October 2002, 00:42

patroclus22

21st October 2002, 00:51

Originally posted by raydream
now lets all hug <insert bizz's hug pic here>, and stop arguing :)

I agree. This is a good time for a group hug. :)

InvisableMan

21st October 2002, 01:15

HUG YOU BIZZ!

:p

Oni-Dracula

21st October 2002, 06:06

/me ignores rm

Avalon

21st October 2002, 06:31

Originally posted by pixiefied
ok..im gay! im more gay than anyone else! i should be queen!you'll never meet anyone more gayer than me...so just hand over the crown!
not really,i just want the crown!

wait, wait, wait... you're a chick... how can you be gay? Isn't there like a different terminology for that... and then... can I watch? :D

Trigear

21st October 2002, 19:06

children, children, let's all just stop arguing. why is it every time there's a thread here in gd that even touches on homosexuality, tempers flare? jeebus cripes, people, control your tempers!

stop flaming, everybody! i agree that tensions here lately have been high, but taking them out on people who don't deserve them is just wrong. look, some people here in gd are gay. great. they have this thread. look, some people don't like gayness. super. they shouldn't click here. our homosexual peers are not "spreading their gayness all over the place" like some of you imply. most of the people who posted here and mentioned being gay, well, i didn't know till now. do you know why? it doesn't matter!!! it doesn't change who they are as a person, whether you agree with their lifestyle or not.

this is a thread to discuss a topic (pat started the thread, he sets the precident for the topic). if you don't like the topic, don't come here. it's that simple. the same applies for the game threads, the "post your favorite small furry rodent" threads, and whatever other threads are out there. NO ONE MADE YOU CLICK THIS LINK!!!!!

i don't want harsh words thrown about here. i KNOW that most of the hateful things said here so far weren't really meant, and i know from personal experience that if you toss shit like that around, you're bound to start smelling yourself.

so before this thread gets hijacked like the last one into a question of the morality of homosexuality, or "post your favorite gay joke", let's just back up, calm down, take a deep breath, and think about things for a second. if this thread offends you, go away. no one forced you over here.

and if this kind of flamefest keeps up, what does that say about ALL of us here in gd, and in the winamp forums in general? try and be a positive representative of your species. think before you act, think before you speak. be nice.

(the term "flaming" in this thread refers to the throwing about of harsh words, NOT the popular gay derogatory comment)

can't we all just get along?!

--dre