what guys whant

[duet maxwell]

Ok guys since i noticed u all have high opinions on how much u have to do for a girl and what lil u get back. Tell me
what do u wish a girl would do for u , to show she loves u .

please try to keap try to stay away from the explisit sexual content..
girls take out yer note pads :p

what do guys wanna be treated like by woman

i belive a guy needs..
hugs
confort
reasurence
praiz
tenderness to

.. etc add on or make yer own list

[. - .... .- -. ....]

I believe a guy needs:

sex
beer
football
air

- in that order....

[lemon_chicken]

love

[ElChevelle]

I know what I want but more importantly, I know what you need:

www.dictionary.com :igor:

[duet maxwell]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I know what I want but more importantly, I know what you need:

www.dictionary.com :igor:

jee thanx, do u have a machine that can cram all taht english languge in my head in less taht 2 seconds?









didnt think so..
atleest im working on it:p

:: note ElChevelle needs a good speller:: he posted a repply to topic in his own way i guess:D

[. - .... .- -. ....]

Originally posted by duet maxwell


jee thanx, do u have a machine that can cram all taht english languge in my head in less taht 2 seconds?


http://isoc.nl/michiel/hcc/sledgehammer.jpg

[duet maxwell]

funny.. *stiks out tung and rolls eyes*
wateva

[ElChevelle]

Only YOU can
http://elchevelle.homestead.com/files/stoplight.jpg
ILLITERACY!

[rm']

ethan and Chev are on a funny streak.

[Widdykats]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by duet maxwell
[B]

jee thanx, do u have a machine that can cram all taht english languge in my head in less taht 2 seconds?[\Quote]

There are just being silly duet. Pay no nevermind. English isn't even your first language, I believe you once said.right?
Hey, at least you have a nice thread about what guys want!
And you can do computer stuff, which some of us are really
still working on..









:p

[I am Jesus]

Hugs & Kisses. And also to be able to talk to her about ummmmm stuff.

[hgnis]

simple folk...simple thoughts.:cool:


A GIRL'S PRAYER

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.


A BOY'S PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice tits.
Amen.

and what you said duet...:D

[duet maxwell]

Originally posted by hgnis
simple folk...simple thoughts.:cool:


and what you said duet...:D

u are such a case hgnis...:rolleyes: :p lol

[Some1]

ethan and Chev are on a funny streak.

I don't know if it's all the funny...just somewhat mildly amusing.

i belive a guy needs..
hugs
confort
reasurence
praiz
tenderness to

That seems pretty close, although I'd replace praise with understanding...and also not talking to or even acknowledging the existence of any other guy on the planet also helps, lol.

[pixiefied]

a half case of beer?:confused: :confused:


















maybe a half nekked woman.





is that enoough?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I just want a woman that's faithful.

[hgnis]

Originally posted by pixiefied
a half case of beer?:confused: :confused:
maybe a half nekked woman.is that enough?

nah...your icon is enough..:D

Oh yea...trust and a loose jaw are always a plus. :cool: :up:

[Xerxes]

I find the brain to be the sexiest part of the body; as such, my prime condition for women is that they be smart. And by smart, I dont mean it how many mean it- good sense of humor, fast tongue, blah blah. I mean, I want someone extremely intellectual to talk to, and under 200 pounds. That shouldn't be to much to ask for, yet it is. Too many women are cutesy... leapord print everything with pink and purple accesories. So understatement is also very good.

I don't like sports and I don't drink- that is two giant complaints women have with most women. So come one come all you High IQ ladies, where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California. :rolleyes:

[randman]

I want world peace and... whoops I slipped into my Miss America persona for a second. Damn schizophrenia. Just give me a beer and a BJ. :igor:

[randman]

Originally posted by Xerxes
I find the brain to be the sexiest part of the body; as such, my prime condition for women is that they be smart. And by smart, I dont mean it how many mean it- good sense of humor, fast tongue, blah blah. I mean, I want someone extremely intellectual to talk to, and under 200 pounds. That shouldn't be to much to ask for, yet it is. Too many women are cutesy... leapord print everything with pink and purple accesories. So understatement is also very good.

I don't like sports and I don't drink- that is two giant complaints women have with most women. So come one come all you High IQ ladies, where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California. :rolleyes:

Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff. ;)

[hgnis]

Originally posted by Xerxes
So come one come all you High IQ ladies, where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California. :rolleyes:

Not here either....:cry:


Originally posted by randman
Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff.

heheh...and get rman to become rw, move to Cali...
:D

[duet maxwell]

Originally posted by Some1


also not talking to or even acknowledging the existence of any other guy on the planet also helps, lol.

actualy that goes for what girls would liek to :p
replaice "guy" with "girl" ;)

[Some1]

a half case of beer?
maybe a half nekked woman.

is that enoough?


It's quite sufficient, in fact, you can keep the beer.

actualy that goes for what girls would liek to
replaice "guy" with "girl"

That's quite fine by me...if she's willing to ignore all the other guys out there, then I'm quite willing to ignore all the other girls...if I have mine then why be greedy? Obviously, people on TV don't count.

[Xerxes]

Originally posted by randman

Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff. ;)

Gah you people are terrible :p

[randman]

Originally posted by Xerxes
Gah you people are terrible :p
Yeah, but you still like us. ;)

[rm']

Originally posted by Xerxes
Too many women are cutesy... leapord print everything with pink and purple accesories. So understatement is also very good.
.
.
.
where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California. :rolleyes:

You found the solution to your own problem :-p

"The Master doesn't talk, he acts.
When his work is done,
The people say, "Amazing:
We did it, all by ourselves!"
-Tao te Jing, 17:8-12

[rm']

Originally posted by randman
Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff. ;)

You've outdone your self... heck, you've even outdone me... I'm not exactly sure how to even begin formulating a response to that :igor:

[Sandman2012]

Originally posted by rm'
"The Master doesn't talk, he acts.
When his work is done,
The people say, "Amazing:
We did it, all by ourselves!"
-Tao te Jing, 17:8-12

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Taoist Masturbation Theater.

[pyrokiwi]

i think i can speak for most guys in saying i want a woman that can say what she means instead of hinting with obscure comments that have no connection to the truth whatsoever except through some insane code so complicated it makes cracking any other code on earth look simple.

[rm']

Originally posted by pyrokiwi
a woman that can say what she means instead of hinting with obscure comments that have no connection to the truth whatsoever except through some insane code so complicated it makes cracking any other code on earth look simple.

It's called a man. Talk to Pat; he'll show you the ropes ;)

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
I just want a woman that's faithful.

Ah, you're into nuns eh?:p

[zootm]

i want my girlfriend. intelligent and pretty and everything i could want :)

hurrah!

[John M]

the kind of girl that will say "honey, i went shopping today. i bought a new halter top and picked up a new carb for the camaro. is 1150 CFM ok?"

actually:
intelligent
funny
attractive
faithful
actually fucking loves me.

[Vie]

Personaly, simpathy when I'm not haveing a good day and an inteligent person to talk to.

I realy dont give a damb about being papered

[psychoticguyver]

I want my girlfriend to be perfect (hey thats allready happerned):D :D :D :D :D

MY girlfriend is the most perfect girl ever so there:p

[duet maxwell]

Originally posted by ElChevelle


Ah, you're into nuns eh?:p

there are a few girls who are faithfull and not all are nuns ElChevelle:p

[s1138]

i want a girl who loves me, can put up with me (im a strange one), is faithful to me...
oh, and horny all the time:D

[Jay]

just make me a sandwich, that's all I need.

[meaisl8again]

I wish there were guys like yawl in Texas! :(

Lots of Love,
Mea

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by pyrokiwi
i think i can speak for most guys in saying i want a woman that can say what she means instead of hinting with obscure comments that have no connection to the truth whatsoever except through some insane code so complicated it makes cracking any other code on earth look simple.

Uh,No! We would never, ever ever give you that!

[J. Burnaway]

Originally posted by Vie
Personaly, simpathy when I'm not haveing a good day and an inteligent person to talk to.

I realy dont give a damb about being papered
Vie wants a girl, and she doesn't have to be papered...

Sounds like a doggy singles ad :p

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by J. Burnaway

Vie wants a girl, and she doesn't have to be papered...

Sounds like a doggy singles ad :p

I think he meant pampered! Of course, here at the forums, God only
knows and He ain't telling me!












the visual about paper trained female is , uh, oh, disgusting! Can't she use a litterbox?

[hgnis]

Originally posted by meaisl8again
I wish there were guys like yawl in Texas! :(

Lots of Love,
Mea


alMost Every Mathematical Exponent Mentioned Everywhere.... :D
And I wish there were.....hell there are no chicks in Texas...
:cry:

[Vie]

you know I think I am going to get a dictionary...








..so I can clobber people who insult my inteligence just because of my spelling.:rolleyes:

sorry but I'm not in a good mood

[Jay]

Originally posted by hgnis



alMost Every Mathematical Exponent Mentioned Everywhere.... :D
And I wish there were.....hell there are no chicks in Texas...
:cry: I am in texas, I see plenty of chicks all the time, where am i?

[Aquila Blue]

awww, I'm sure you guys will all find that special someone to share you're lives with. I know it's sort of cliche, but often you find that person when you stop actively looking for him/her. Well, that's what happened to me anyway, and I am really happy with my boyfriend. He's just so wonderful :)

[Trigear]

i want a girl who will answer the question "what do you want to do?" without whining, squirming, or trying to throw it back at me. also, as xerxes said, i want one who's intellectually stimulating (ie smarter than me :D). i want a girl who's warm and faithful (because i'm extremely sick of cold whores... they seem to be in high supply here in new jersey). cute looks are a definite plus. so basically:

loving
assertive
cute
intellectual
witty
considerate
able to have a good time

is that too much to ask? i'm willing to put as much effort in as she is.

[Sandman2012]

Originally posted by s1138
...oh, and horny all the time...

Nah, 'cause if you get bored they hate it when you keep your eyes closed and call them by different names all the time. :p


...just a joke...just a joke...just a joke...

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by Sandman2012


Nah, 'cause if you get bored they hate it when you keep your eyes closed and call them by different names all the time. :p


...just a joke...just a joke...just a joke...

John? John? is that you, you miserable so and so!!

[RanDom_ErrOr]

what a guy wants:

NO COMPLAINING
no asking "does this make me look fat"
no having mother-in-laws
no having father-in-laws
no having to go shopping
remote to turn bitchiness off

[Sandman2012]

Originally posted by Vie
you know I think I am going to get a dictionary...








..so I can clobber people who insult my inteligence just because of my spelling.:rolleyes:

sorry but I'm not in a good mood

Hey Vie, I've made fun of your spelling in the past (not in this thread, but elsewhere), and I always figured it was a joke you were cool with because you mentioned it in your sig. Sorry if it bothered you.

Also, I would point out that I never made fun of your intelligence. I know that poor spelling doesn't equal low intelligence.

[psychoticguyver]

Originally posted by Aquila Blue
awww, I'm sure you guys will all find that special someone to share you're lives with. I know it's sort of cliche, but often you find that person when you stop actively looking for him/her. Well, that's what happened to me anyway, and I am really happy with my boyfriend. He's just so wonderful :)

that senerio works for me (except i'm a guy (i think) and i have a wonderful girlfriend(that i am sure of)and she's very insane (it gets better and better:D :D :D :D )

[duet maxwell]

Originally posted by Vie
you know I think I am going to get a dictionary...
..so I can clobber people who insult my inteligence just because of my spelling.:rolleyes:

sorry but I'm not in a good mood

i feel yer pain man, hopefully you feel better soon:( ...:)


Originally posted by triGEAR
i'm willing to put as much effort in as she is.

no question, she should put as much effort as u put in her :)

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by RanDom_ErrOr
what a guy wants:

NO COMPLAINING
no asking "does this make me look fat"
no having mother-in-laws
no having father-in-laws
no having to go shopping
remote to turn bitchiness off




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *pause* HEHEHE
That's a guy, whose an orphan!