You Are A F**king Cnut! [Archive]

Bilbo Baggins

18th November 2002, 23:07

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves :)

lunarboy1

18th November 2002, 23:07

WTF is a Cnut? Is it C-nut? hehe

dylman

18th November 2002, 23:14

Bookmarked. :)

I can think of any number of threads here recently where a link to that site would have been appropriate.

Widdykats

18th November 2002, 23:34

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves :)

hehehehehe

I'm going to hell! :eek:

laz

18th November 2002, 23:49

zootm

18th November 2002, 23:53

fabulous.

fab-u-lous.

dlinkwit27

19th November 2002, 00:23

OMFG! ROTFLMMFAO!!!!

hestermofet

19th November 2002, 00:53

Originally posted by Widdykats
I'm going to hell! :eek:

Don't worry, you'll be in good company :)

Widdykats

19th November 2002, 01:00

Originally posted by hestermofet

Don't worry, you'll be in good company :)

BIG TIME!!:D

meaisl8again

19th November 2002, 01:03

Bilbo, where do you get this stuff? It's too cool!

Lots of Love,
Mea

Merlin

19th November 2002, 03:51

Probably from ALC, because he's sent BB a myriad of funny stuff in the past, and most of what Bilbo thinks is funny is actually just merely ironic. ;) :p

hgnis

19th November 2002, 03:52

Oye!
All we need is a few more and we can make a symphony...:up: :eek:

insomniac

19th November 2002, 04:44

Funny.

Bilbo Baggins

19th November 2002, 12:03

Originally posted by zootm
fabulous.

fab-u-lous.

Are you calling me a lous? ;)

I must admit I did "borrow" this link from [url=http://pabuk.com/munity]ALC[/url, but he said it was OK. To be honest, it was either the Xylophone or the Sex Snorkel.

Fickle

21st November 2002, 03:02

Me, in my current state, took quite a few tries to figger out wot it was doing. Finally, after my brother explained, it was funny.

Vica

21st November 2002, 03:34

Fell in love with limmy.com the first time I saw this (http://www.limmy.com/playthings/comeagain/) :)

White Raven

21st November 2002, 04:37

Hahahaha that's funny.

henry3k56

21st November 2002, 04:44

you are a f**king cnut, f**king{you}, f**king(are){you} are, you are a {f**king} cnut.

:D

Click on it very quickly on the xylophone, and it sounds like a chorus siging the same lyrics on a different note. ;)

Nice flourescent color scheme. Make me go blind. :)

zootm

21st November 2002, 15:17

Originally posted by henry3k56
Nice flourescent color scheme. Make me go blind. :)
...at least, that's what you're telling the girlfriend...

apollos

21st November 2002, 16:27

cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

:p

Merlin

21st November 2002, 16:41

OK, it beats the Sex Snorkel. That might have "gone down" a storm in this forum at the moment. So to speak. ;)

ElChevelle

21st November 2002, 16:51

No website is configured at this address?:igor:

J. Burnaway

21st November 2002, 17:08

Originally posted by Apollos
cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

:p
psst...we have that word here too - it's fairly common

ElChevelle

21st November 2002, 18:56

We know what cunts are....I was married to one!
Blokes think that limey's speak a language all their own:igor:

We took English and made it sensible:p
Look at colour.....Is it pronounced colower since it's spelled much the same as flour?

Remember, you turd jockeys are the same ones who made words with silent K's ie. "knights":weird:

J. Burnaway

21st November 2002, 19:03

I'm thinking of PM'ing Xerxes to see if he can use his pull to get Chev named the U.S. ambassador to the U.K. - he'll have you calling football by its' rightful name, soccer, in two shakes :D

stttafffy

21st November 2002, 19:07

i just get a 404 error :(

ElChevelle

21st November 2002, 19:19

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
get Chev named the U.S. ambassador to the U.K. - he'll have you calling football by its' rightful name, soccer, in two shakes :D

Screw that!
I want Kofi Annan's job;)
They can call it football all they want!.......

As long as they spell it "futbol":blah:

fwgx

21st November 2002, 19:30

As oposed to your version that involved not kicking a ball :weird:

ElChevelle

21st November 2002, 19:40

uhhhh......there are 2 kickers per team:confused:

J. Burnaway

21st November 2002, 19:41

And what about cricket? I don't see any crickets out there on the field. :p

ElChevelle

21st November 2002, 19:51

Polo should be called "croquet on horseback":D

Cricket and Curling should both be called Charades since they masquerade as sports.

J. Burnaway

21st November 2002, 20:13

Don't be too hard on curling - it's the only hope fat, lazy people have of making the olympics. :D

eleet-2k2

21st November 2002, 20:35

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
Don't be too hard on curling - it's the only hope fat, lazy people have of making the olympics. :D Are you saying I've no hope for the Olympics?! ;)

Curling is okay, but a borderline sham. Cricket should be stopped altogether on account of it being a gay game.

What about Jai Alai? (I have no clue what it's other names are, nor how to spell it, but I think that's how it's done)

ElChevelle

21st November 2002, 20:39

What about Badminton?

Tennis for REALLY slow white people.
Face it, if I were to see dah bruthas playing badminton, I'd be forced to suck a stain outta my jockeys:igor:

Merlin

21st November 2002, 21:06

Originally posted by ElChevelle
uhhhh......there are 2 kickers per team:confused:
Great. In real football, all 11 team members control the ball with their feet. Only one of the eleven is allowed to use his hands. We rule at naming our sports, face it. ;)

Bilbo Baggins

21st November 2002, 21:48

Originally posted by zootm

...at least, that's what you're telling the girlfriend...

You have experience in such matters?

Raymund Nonatus

21st November 2002, 22:01

Originally posted by Apollos
cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

HAMLET: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[Lying down at OPHELIA's feet]
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
HAMLET: I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA: Ay, my lord.
HAMLET: Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA: I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
OPHELIA: What is, my lord?
HAMLET: Nothing.
-William Shakespeare, Hamlet, III-2

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
You have experience in such matters?
Country matters, perchance?

zootm

22nd November 2002, 18:40

Originally posted by Raymund Nonatus
Country matters, perchance?

ooooooh! aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Oni-Dracula

22nd November 2002, 19:38

did this dude just register to post that or what O_o

or is it some fiend in disguise!

oh well...someone fix the site so I can look at it too :(

J. Burnaway

22nd November 2002, 19:43

Quoting Shakespeare in GD, and using the word "perchance"? I like it! :up:

d0rk

8th June 2003, 17:10

lmao great thread! :D

Smeggle

8th June 2003, 18:17

Originally posted by ElChevelle
What about Badminton?

Tennis for REALLY slow white people.
Face it, if I were to see dah bruthas playing badminton, I'd be forced to suck a stain outta my jockeys:igor:

You've obviously never played badmington then have you :p :D

And that thing you call football ? Dressed up like a bunch of pancies LOL Try Rugby! Then you'd know what a game was ....No FOOPING PAdding :eek: you b of screaming to mummy :p

or how about a real game of football? played the way it was first intended...still done in Ashbourne, Derbyshire every easter ....go play that b4 you slag our WonderfuL Game :p :D ;)

And how dare You :eek: shock! Slag Cricket Thats below the belt well below :( You go play base ball .....you have to have circle to run around cause if it were any other direction you'd get lost on the way :p :D :D :D ;) <[notice the wink ? ;)]

oNaMiSsIo

8th June 2003, 18:42

Originally posted by Apollos
cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

:p

we yanks have plenty of experience with the cunt, thank you. :)

Originally posted by Smeggle
And that thing you call football ? Dressed up like a bunch of pancies LOL Try Rugby! Then you'd know what a game was ....No FOOPING PAdding :eek: you b of screaming to mummy :p

personally, i think team sports in general are more pussyish than solo sports. in team sports, you havea chance to blame it on a teammate if you fuck up, or things not under your control can make you lose. with one-man sports (track&field, wrestling, swimming, ect) you get all the glory or all the shame, and you take all the responsiblility for it no matter what.

that said, rugby is definitely better than american football. i play it myself.