View Full Version : EWW. ok. i had to. sorry about your torture.
InvisableMan
24th November 2002, 02:47
this is an unretouched photo from the san francisco chronicle. taken during michael jackson's recent trial:
http://sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2002/11/15/mn_mjackson1.jpg
EW. EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
his face should be illegal.
stttafffy
24th November 2002, 02:49
why feel sorry for a guy who is able to open a can of tuna with his face?
SNYder
24th November 2002, 02:50
I've seen so many of these MJ court pictures you'd think I'd be used to them by now, but nope.... I AM AS FREAKED OUT AS EVER! :eek:
I must say, though, that is a lovely wig he is wearing :D
J. Burnaway
24th November 2002, 02:57
Where did he get the male hormones needed to grow a beard? Or is it a paste-on job? :igor:
InvisableMan
24th November 2002, 03:02
i dunno but his goatee clashes with the lipstick.
dlinkwit27
24th November 2002, 03:06
poor guy. I feel bad for him. From #1 -> ...well look at him :down:
[bad joke]
MJ decides to take some kids on a cruise when all a sudden the boat springs a leak. The captain is like "Mike quick! Into this lifeboat!" Jackson says "What about the kids?" The captian replaies "*Skrew* (<-radio edit) the kids!" Mike says "Do you think we have time for that?"
[/bad joke]
InvisableMan
24th November 2002, 03:11
Originally posted by DLiNKWiT27
[bad joke]
MJ decides to take some kids on a cruise when all a sudden the boat springs a leak. The captain is like "Mike quick! Into this lifeboat!" Jackson says "What about the kids?" The captian replaies "*Skrew* (<-radio edit) the kids!" Mike says "Do you think we have time for that?"
[/bad joke]
:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: rofl
dollerspark
24th November 2002, 04:29
Now I'm all hot and bothered...
:D
InvisableMan
24th November 2002, 04:32
:weird: :confused: :weird:
AjStone
24th November 2002, 04:33
/me screams like Homer a million times!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
pixiefied
24th November 2002, 04:36
dude..his nose is PEELING!
jyvasaa
24th November 2002, 04:41
thank you i-man, now i feel REALLY good about the way i look. :D
InvisableMan
24th November 2002, 04:43
Originally posted by jyvasaa
thank you i-man, now i feel REALLY good about the way i look. :D
:blah:
laz
24th November 2002, 04:43
I have already seen hat pic befor.... but EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
AHHH!!!!! EWWWW
just look at his bug eyes! damnit, HIS BUG EYES!
and then his nose... damn serves him right after the 30+ face jobs he had.
I do feel better about myself now....
InvisableMan
24th November 2002, 04:47
yeah, i dunno. something about his face makes you wanna thow up, but you cant stop staring at the same time. its like a car accident. only worse.
MetallichicA
24th November 2002, 05:00
Originally posted by J. Burnaway
Where did he get the male hormones needed to grow a beard? Or is it a paste-on job? :igor:
I read that they implanted his pubes on his face. Dunno if that's true or not?
InvisableMan
24th November 2002, 05:02
i wouldnt be suprised since he wanted to get breast implants :igor:
Some1
24th November 2002, 06:11
What a horrible picture...maybe he's trying to get ugliness sympathy from the judge/jury...what's he on trial for anyways?
Ravenzfire
24th November 2002, 08:16
For the mass suicides of those who had the unfortunite accident of looking at his face....
smeggle
24th November 2002, 11:38
Originally posted by Ravenzfire
For the mass suicides of those who had the unfortunite accident of looking at his face....
And for the garbage that he calls music (and dancing)only half decent thing he did was Thriller after that forget it.
no wonder he wears a mask most of the time.Still each to there own on that score.Still should be done for the child abuse stuff.I for one think he has some sort of case to answer and just because he paid out a load of money well I think you see where I'm going.
Sorry don't like him .....as anything :down: and he wants a punch in that thing he calls a nose for what he did to that child last week.
fucking Moron. I'm going now before I really start :mad:is what he makes me
btw...U know the Moon Dance he's so famous for? eeehhhh....sorry he nicked it ...orignally done about late 1930's,sometime around there.....I thought that was so funny when I found out and anyways your one out of Shalamar who did the dance previously a few months before (which for some reason was conveniently forgotten at the time) was much better and at least he did'nt have to prance about grabbing hold of his balls to prove he was a good dancer,or make stupid squeaky fucking sounds that are about impressive as two fucking monkeys having a go at eachother,In fact they are more impressive,the monkeys that is. Maybe thats where he got the idea from, that poor sad monkey of his bubbles.Really do feel sorry for that poor bloody animal.
Sorry I'll shut up now
Widdykats
24th November 2002, 12:07
There could be a book in this...
"DUDE, WHERE'S MY FACE?" .:D
sgtfuzzbubble011
24th November 2002, 22:46
[Picture of horrible train wreck... er, I mean Michael Jackson's face.]
That almost falls under our rule against hardcore disturbing/inappropriate materials. :eek:
Merlin
24th November 2002, 23:00
He was better off when he was black. He looked better, and his music was better. He should go back in time* to 1984 and just stay black.
*may not be entirely feasible
dlinkwit27
25th November 2002, 02:32
Kinda like a car wreck. You don't wanna, but you just can't help but look and stare...:( :weird:
blumoon11
25th November 2002, 04:43
his face should be illegal. [/B][/QUOTE]
I agree with you. He looks quite scary, I also think he could do better about that lousy wig:eek: :eek: :igor:
binary hero
25th November 2002, 09:28
IT'S THE EVIL ONE!!! KILL IT!!! KILL KIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Dynamik
25th November 2002, 09:44
http://www.powning.org/winamp/smileys/barf.gif
KelseyB
25th November 2002, 10:54
remember kids: there is no ctrl+z keystroke on the keyboard of life
sandb937
25th November 2002, 11:28
this is a day in the life of michael jackson.
little boy says "dude what happened to your face". Then the unthinkable happens
http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/wuerg/wuerg024.gif
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