What Celeb Would You Marry? [Archive]

White Raven

2nd January 2003, 02:23

If you had the choice, who would you marry?
Hah, with that Pepsodent smile, I'd marry HIM: http://www.theforce.net/scifi3d/starwars/wip/sebulba.jpg
HAH, THAT'S ONE SEXY BOY!
No, but seriously. I think I'd marry... Oh damn, I forgot his last name but his first name is Ken and he's a singer in Korea... Fuck, is he ever hot...

Who'd you marry?

hestermofet

2nd January 2003, 02:27

If I lived in India, or somewhere like that, and were forced to marry someone, I'd probably go with Gwyneth Paltrow, or Helen Hunt, or someone like that.

s1138

2nd January 2003, 02:58

natalie portman...mmmmmm:D

Ozy osi

2nd January 2003, 03:55

The chick who works at E! Wild On show

steak

2nd January 2003, 04:21

There are no decent celebrities, they all suck.

But if I was forced, I would have to say Marina Sirtis, and then only if she de-aged a bit, had that wig she wore all the way through the next generation surgically implanted onto her scalp and wore nothing but those tight Starfleet uniforms. The cheerleader kind :)

raydream

2nd January 2003, 04:29

when my gf becomes a world-known genetic researcher, i'll marry her :P

Sandman2012

2nd January 2003, 06:02

Milla Jovovich. (http://www.millaj.com/pics/wallpaper32.jpg) She's beautiful, and seems intelligent from what I've seen in interviews. Also, with roles in art-house flicks like Million Dollar Hotel to fanboy shoot-'em-ups like Resident Evil and Fifth Element I think she's got everything a geek like me could want.

:igor: <--- (pic of Sandman)

White Raven

2nd January 2003, 06:06

Resident Evil was a good movie counterpart to the Vid-game(s) and I loved it!

randman

2nd January 2003, 06:10

http://www.bellenet.com/images/celebs/potts/potts01.jpg

Annie Potts. :)

Sandman2012

2nd January 2003, 06:12

Originally posted by randman
Annie Potts. :)

I'm telling Cybil.

randman

2nd January 2003, 06:15

Originally posted by Sandman2012
I'm telling Cybil.

No please!!! :D

OK. I'll marry Annie and keep sleeping with Cybil. That's the way they do it in Unholywood isn't it?? ;)

incubus*chick

2nd January 2003, 06:16

Halle Berry.

RanDom_ErrOr

2nd January 2003, 06:20

/me agrees w/ incubus*chick

Sandman2012

2nd January 2003, 06:23

Originally posted by incubus*chick
Halle Berry.

You're just posting to be eligible for MOTM, right? Like movies that get released in New York and L.A. right before the Oscars...

;)

henry3k56

2nd January 2003, 06:27

Avril Lavigne ;)

incubus*chick

2nd January 2003, 06:29

Originally posted by Sandman2012
You're just posting to be eligible for MOTM, right? Like movies that get released in New York and L.A. right before the Oscars...

;)
*Gasp* How could you accuse me of such a thing? You naughty Sandman you! It's just a coincedence due to the sudden rise of quality threads ;) :P.

Sandman2012

2nd January 2003, 06:31

Originally posted by incubus*chick
*Gasp* How could you accuse me of such a thing? You naughty Sandman you! It's just a coincedence.

LOL. ;)

ctn|chrisw

2nd January 2003, 06:43

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0689-afi/macguire.tob

insomniac

2nd January 2003, 06:49

Christina Aguilera.

She looks like an honest person who has a great personality, much intelligence, and is humble. She would make a great wife. :D

incubus*chick

2nd January 2003, 06:51

Originally posted by insomniac
Christina Aguilera.

She looks like an honest person who has a great personality, much intelligence, and is humble. She would make a great wife. :D
God. These keep getting worse. First Avril then Christina? *cough* oogly *cough* Plus, I read an interview of Christina and she seemed like a bitch. Don't worry though, I still like you guys :) :p.

henry3k56

2nd January 2003, 06:57

Originally posted by incubus*chick
God. These keep getting worse. First Avril then Christina? *cough* oogly *cough*

Shhhh! That didn't come out of you!

I think she's hot..if I had the chance. :p
Plus also that was my first cd of 2002 that I bought. :)

What would you want me to do? Marry someone that is on a Disney show?

insomniac

2nd January 2003, 07:19

I guess i*c didn't smell the sarcasm in my post. :D

Metalman

2nd January 2003, 07:26

Angelina Jolie.

Mr. 75MHz

2nd January 2003, 11:00

I want to marry the ITV Digital Monkey
http://members.lycos.co.uk/costashalliwell/monkey.jpg

patroclus22

2nd January 2003, 11:15

I'm partial to Hayden Christensen myself.

Bilbo Baggins

2nd January 2003, 11:16

You cradle snatcher you;)

I wouldn't marry a celebrity, sure I woudl pork a few, but leave it at that.

fwgx

2nd January 2003, 12:36

I wouldn't want to marry them really, I'm taken dontchno, but Charlotte Church and Billie Piper are nice and young and soft and supple and influencable and hot and my girlfriend has been in the back of a limo with CC :D and as you can see I paid a lot of attention in enrish lessons at school.

White Raven

2nd January 2003, 20:51

First of all, probably this guy: http://www.japanese.altocelebs.com/t/hideaki-takizawa/j-000018-im-000368.jpg
Or, my favourite guy ever:
http://content.neopets.com/guilds/y/yuri7000/yuri7000_0398939001036560590.jpg
Yeah fuck off he is a cartoon but he's hot. Dilandau rules.

I am Jesus

2nd January 2003, 20:54

http://www.badassmofo.com/images/slice/portman.jpg

White Raven

2nd January 2003, 20:56

Natalie Portman, eh? I'm not a dyke or anything, but I know when another woman is hot. Yeah, she is.

bluetape2k1

2nd January 2003, 21:32

http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/gfx/bio03.jpg
Christina Ricci

or
http://kylie.ukwebwonders.com/kylie-pinktop3.jpg
Kylie

but this would be a dream come true

http://www.anitadoth.nl/images/Naturel_big.jpg

Anita Doth from "2 Unlimited"!!!!

raydream

2nd January 2003, 21:33

cristina ricci's a little plump nowadays

Bilbo Baggins

2nd January 2003, 21:36

http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/gfx/bio03.jpg=http://www.donttellthechildren.co.uk/pictures/Picture%20329.jpg

Christina = Sian?

henry3k56

2nd January 2003, 21:37

While we're in the photo moods. :)
http://www.avrillavigne.com/images/photo5.jpg

sscw46

2nd January 2003, 21:38

Keanu Reeves. He's hot.

raydream

2nd January 2003, 21:41

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/gfx/bio03.jpg=http://www.donttellthechildren.co.uk/pictures/Picture%20329.jpg

Christina = Sian?

naww bilbo, sian's cuter imho
/me hides from aquila's wrath

Widdykats

2nd January 2003, 21:59

Originally posted by raydream
naww bilbo, sian's cuter imho
/me hides from aquila's wrath
Are you crazy? Your Sweetie can see this! Tell her you're a crack head, and done lost your mind! :D It's the drugs, honey! :D She might forgive that! {hehhehehehehehe}

dlinkwit27

2nd January 2003, 23:27

Originally posted by I am Jesus
http://www.badassmofo.com/images/slice/portman.jpg

her ^^, mandy moore, and how old are the olsen twins? (hey, i'm only 17, its still legal ;))

White Raven

2nd January 2003, 23:32

EEEEEEEEEW THE OLSEN TWINS AAAAAUUUGH RUN RUN RUN!

Sandman2012

3rd January 2003, 01:23

I have to cast another vote: indie film queen Parker Posey, (http://www.sidekickmagazine.com/aug99/poseybig.jpg) 'cause she's damn cute and big on personality.

blumoon11

3rd January 2003, 02:13

I would marry my fav surfer dude Kelly Slater

blumoon11

3rd January 2003, 02:14

And where do you leave Vigo Mortensen

Widdykats

3rd January 2003, 02:35

Originally posted by blumoon11
And where do you leave Vigo Mortensen

I'd "leave" him "sore"
http://www.beniciodeltoro.com/images/film/baggage/baggage2.jpg
And Benny got better as he aged..........
not marry, but well, you know.......

White Raven

3rd January 2003, 02:37

The maraca monkey that keeps appearing in my e-mail.
http://www.planetdreamcast.com/sonic/cards/st001.gif
Here he is, remotely linked for your veiwing pleasures.

Widdykats

3rd January 2003, 02:39

uh,no!:confused:

White Raven

3rd January 2003, 02:43

Hehehe. I'm sorry. I just ate a whack of chocolate. That post had absolutely no point to it whatsoever.

InvisableMan

3rd January 2003, 02:47

micnelle! :D :P :eek:

White Raven

3rd January 2003, 02:59

What/who is Micnelle? Is that some form of l33t for 'Michelle?'

Widdykats

3rd January 2003, 03:21

I thinks it's called a "typo"!
or some one else just came "out" in chat!:D

Sandman2012

3rd January 2003, 03:22

Typo positive or typo negative?

Widdykats

3rd January 2003, 03:23

Switzerland!:D

White Raven

3rd January 2003, 04:43

Eh?

InvisableMan

3rd January 2003, 05:38

TYPO! lmao.

michelle.

Sandman2012

3rd January 2003, 07:39

Originally posted by White_Raven
Eh?

Positive. Negative. Switzerland = neutral.

Sandman2012 - Explaining Widdy since 2003.

hestermofet

3rd January 2003, 07:41

Originally posted by Sandman2012
Sandman2012 - Explaining Widdy since 2003.

That long, eh? :weird:

Sandman2012

3rd January 2003, 07:43

Originally posted by hestermofet
That long, eh? :weird:

Whatever, dude. You're so 2002. :p

hestermofet

3rd January 2003, 07:48

"Mah-ree-a, my mighty haht is bray-king"

fwgx

3rd January 2003, 07:55

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
http://www.nightworks.de/ricci/gfx/bio03.jpg=http://www.donttellthechildren.co.uk/pictures/Picture%20329.jpg

Christina = Sian? hehe :D, I agree with raydream, Sian's cuter :o.

If only is wasn't so sad at the moment :(.

hestermofet

3rd January 2003, 07:59

You should've had her head shrunken, and put on your keychain. That way, you could carry her around with you where ever you go.

fwgx

3rd January 2003, 08:05

Wouldn't that mean killing her though? I don't want to do that.

Sandman2012

3rd January 2003, 08:09

Hey, phily: I was checking out your web-site today and noticed you had the picture of "Harlequin on the Can" that I posted ages ago (it's a cover from a comic I used to read).

Oh, and don't shrink your girlfriend's head: when you get a new girl she'll keep asking you why you still carry that keychain around. :p

hestermofet

3rd January 2003, 08:11

You could always just attach her to your keychain as-is, but I can't guarantee that you'll be able to fit her in your pocket.

Sandman2012

3rd January 2003, 08:13

I bet he could if he wore some of those ultra-baggy jeans popular with the upper-middle class raver kids.

hgnis

3rd January 2003, 08:24

Originally posted by Sandman2012
...ultra-baggy jeans popular with the upper-middle class raver kids.

No need to be so circumspect...Punks work fine.:blah:

fwgx

3rd January 2003, 08:34

Like these:?
http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/curtain_pants.jpg

That Harleqin on the can pic is just plain weird :D.

hestermofet

3rd January 2003, 08:39

I'm sure you could fit her under there. Invite a couple of friends, and it'd be veritable party.

Sandman2012

3rd January 2003, 08:44

hgnis: bonus vocabulary points for the word circumspect.

phily: Right here (http://www.robertjpetersen.com/invisibles/two/) is all the cover art to The Invisibles Volume 2 by the same artist.

hgnis

3rd January 2003, 18:49

Probably one of the chicks from the Fong Sai Yuk sagas...:up:

Trigear

3rd January 2003, 19:20

leelee sobieski. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

White Raven

3rd January 2003, 19:58

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Like these:?
http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/curtain_pants.jpg

That Harleqin on the can pic is just plain weird :D.

Those look like Aladdin's pants.

dlinkwit27

3rd January 2003, 20:03

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Like these:?
http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/curtain_pants.jpg

That Harleqin on the can pic is just plain weird :D.

...or MC Hammer's :cool:

White Raven

3rd January 2003, 20:05

Naw, I still say Aladdin's pants. :D

"Street rat, I don't buy that..."

dlinkwit27

3rd January 2003, 20:08

"...if only they'd look closer"

Sandman2012

4th January 2003, 21:04

"I'm just gonna stay here and make out with my Marilyn Monroe-bot."

dlinkwit27

4th January 2003, 21:24

thats not the next line! :D :p

Sandman2012

4th January 2003, 21:37

No, that was a quote from Futurama that was vaguely on topic.

henry3k56

4th January 2003, 23:24

http://www.avrillavigne.com/images/photo66.jpg

See? Thats me in the picture with that poster. ;)

Although I really do want to see any celebrity in real life 'tho.