"In my pants!" [Archive]

Shenlong

18th February 2003, 17:39

Ever notice that it's funny to say "In my pants" after almost any commercial slogan out there? You know, like this...

"Like a rock" in my pants
"You've got questions, we've got answers" in my pants
"Grab life by the horns" in my pants

:D

aie93

18th February 2003, 17:43

lol - i wonder if it works on inet banners:

"Get a Quote" in my pants

lol - it works :)

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My friend just came up wit sum gr8 ones:
every little helps in my pants
intel inside my pants
The futures bright. The furures orange, in my pants
making life taste better in my pants
a mars a day helps you work rest and play in my pants

Keldrif

18th February 2003, 17:48

another good one is after you read a fotune cookie say "in bed"
ie. there a many good things in your future - in bed
or for even more fun change candy slogans to condom slogans
Skittles condoms "taste the rainbow"
S****rs condoms "not going anywhere?"
M&M condoms "melt in your mouth on in your hand"
HA HA

Shenlong

18th February 2003, 18:22

"Obey your thirst" in my pants
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar" in my pants (How painful... :eek: :p )
"I love what you do for me" in my pants (From an old early-90's Toyota AD )
"There's only one" in my pants

CrazyDude

18th February 2003, 20:01

"America's favorite condom" IN MY PANTS

Wow, you are right. this can be quite fun.

squell

18th February 2003, 20:14

I just creamed in my pants.

Shenlong

18th February 2003, 21:38

Who's slogan is that? o.O?

"They plump when you cook them" in my pants
"4 out of 5 dentists prefer it" in my pants

dollerspark

18th February 2003, 21:41

"I've got a corkscrew...in my pants!"

Ok, sorry, just a little robot humor.

Shenlong

19th February 2003, 00:33

"Unlike any other" in my pants
"Everyone's invited" in my pants
"Wider is better" in my pants

anubis2003

19th February 2003, 00:41

"Crack open a case..." in my pants
"Critics call it the best thing" in my pants
"I've lost me lucky charms" in my pants
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids" in my pants
"How did they fit all that..." in my pants
"The only Super Doppler Radar is" in my pants

Magic_Midget

19th February 2003, 05:32

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"....in my pants

"This day will live in infamy"...in my pants

"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it"...in my pants

anubis2003

19th February 2003, 05:37

Hey, you stole my sig! Well 2 can play at that game.

"He's about to hit a chestnut..." in my pants.

Ouch.:igor:

Magic_Midget

19th February 2003, 05:40

"2 dolla sucky sucky"..in my pants

"Aye Carumba"..in my pants...

Trigear

19th February 2003, 06:52

Originally posted by Shenlong
"I love what you do for me"

OMG!!!! memories!

mark

19th February 2003, 18:03

just do it in my pants

binary hero

19th February 2003, 18:15

"Dude, you're getting a Dell"...in my pants :igor:

Jedi Gemstone

19th February 2003, 18:40

"you are beautiful" in my pants
"msn-more usefull everyday" in my pants
"do it in huggies" in my pants

Shenlong

19th February 2003, 21:29

"Get the feeling" in my pants
"No boundries" in my pants
"Take control" in my pants
"It just feels right" in my pants
"The rentless pursuit of perfection" in my pants

:D

ryan

19th February 2003, 21:44

"Larger than life"..in my pants
"Taste the rainbow" ... in my pants
"Good to the last drop"..in my pants
"Feed the need".. in my pants
"Feel the love".. in my pants
"Once you pop, you just cant stop" .. in my pants.
"You cant just eat one".. in my pants.

Picaune

19th February 2003, 21:52

Ideas for life... in my pants
Where do you want to go today? In my pants.
Dolphin. It's what's for dinner. In my pants. (www.project-orca.com)
Creating Communities... in my pants (www.phpbb.com)
The company you keep... in my pants
It really kicks the llama's ass... in my pants

insomniac

19th February 2003, 22:23

"We are about to embark on the Great Crusade"...in my pants. :)

ryan

19th February 2003, 22:26

"CHARGE!!!" in my pants..

dlinkwit27

19th February 2003, 23:07

lol (in my pants) i don';t get it? :igor:

:p

MetallichicA

20th February 2003, 01:24

Lol true story, the other day my coworker called her husband. She said "Hi, how's it going?", listened for a second, and then exclaimed, "In your pants!"

She swears she was telling him where his carkeys were :blah: hehe

Picaune

20th February 2003, 01:28

let's just get this back on topic, shall we?
The joy of Cola ... in my pants.
ok let's not...

Shenlong

20th February 2003, 20:41

"For those who think young" in my pants
"Driver's wanted" in my pants

ryan

20th February 2003, 20:50

"BOOM!" in my pants..

(John Madden quote)

Picaune

20th February 2003, 20:57

"Kid Tested" in my pants "Mother Approved" in my pants too (Kix cereal)

dlinkwit27

20th February 2003, 22:53

ok now michale :p

eleet-2k2

21st February 2003, 00:07

"Trix are for..." in my pants. ;)
"Outwit, outlast, outthink" in my pants!
"Catch the wave" in my pants!

anubis2003

21st February 2003, 00:10

"Easy breezy" in my pants.
"It's log, it's log. It's big; it's bad; it's" in my pants.

ryan

21st February 2003, 00:13

"She lump shes lump shes lump shes".......in my pants

anubis2003

21st February 2003, 00:36

"Get the feeling" in my pants
"shake and bake" in my pants

MetallichicA

21st February 2003, 01:10

"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's" in my pants.

dlinkwit27

21st February 2003, 01:36

"the great taste that never fills you up and enver lets you down"...in my pants!

MetallichicA

21st February 2003, 01:40

"Melts in your mouth, not" in my pants.

Well, it was done with the condom thing, but not in my pants :)

:igor: THAT sounded weird.... :confused:

KelseyB

21st February 2003, 03:00

omg,
Well, it was done with the condom thing, but not in my pants
see, that quote will live in infamy... or at least till i forget it

Shenlong

21st February 2003, 20:37

"Hungry? Grab a Snickers" in my pants

ryan

21st February 2003, 20:39

"it makes the world taste better"..in my pants

Shenlong

21st February 2003, 21:52

"It's gotta be the hair" in my pants

ARG! Who's slogan is that? I'm trying to find out, but my Google searches aren't giving me the correct answers! :cry: :mad:

dlinkwit27

21st February 2003, 22:26

"a diamond is" in my pants

RanDom_ErrOr

21st February 2003, 22:29

"He is the one" in my pants
"Trinity" in my pants
"Did you see the girl in the red..." in my pants
"I know this steak doesnt exist..." in my pants
(all from teh matrix)

Magic_Midget

21st February 2003, 23:53

"Why is my spider sense tingling" in my pants

dlinkwit27

22nd February 2003, 02:00

"i can't believe it's not butter"...in my pants

Picaune

24th February 2003, 02:13

A passion for printing ideas... in my pants
The company you keep... in my pants
Drink responsibly... in my pants
Live life to the fullest... in my pants
Our devotion is ABSOLUT... in my pants
Where do you want to go today? In my pants.
Committed to your business... in my pants (wcom)
What the web can be... in my pants (macromedia)
We create worlds... in my pants (origin>ea)
Create Extraordinary Entertainment... in my pants. (sierra>blizzard)

dlinkwit27

24th February 2003, 02:16

Your in safe hands...in my pants.
Like a good neighrbor, state farm is..in my pants.

lol!

Eschy

24th February 2003, 02:22

Letterman constantly adds "in my pants" to his sentences. It's just that much funnier when he says it :D

Picaune

2nd March 2003, 00:21

Nestle makes the very best... in my pants.
Get lost... in my pants.

cgfiend

2nd March 2003, 01:07

I kinda like the idea of Mr. Subliminal on Saturday Night Live (Kevin Nealan)...

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? (you pay)
You're so beautiful (hot sex)
I was thinking of we could go back to my place (cheap hotel)
Or, we could catch a movie (blow job)

ryan

25th May 2003, 01:07

"This thread is ressurected"... in my pants.

* idiot hides

Tarron_D

25th May 2003, 01:14

check my sig

eleet-2k2

25th May 2003, 02:19

"Think out..." in my pants.

from "Think out of the box."

"You've got questions, we've got answers" in my pants.
"The future is..." in my pants
;)

ryan

25th May 2003, 02:23

"Check his sig"..in my pants

EfaustuS9

25th May 2003, 03:19

"feel the power"... in my pants (SNES)
"be all you can be"... in my pants (army)
"live in your world play."...in my pants (PSX)
"You got the right one baby"...in my pants (pepsi)
"where would you like to go today"....in my pants (microsoft)
"taste the rainbow"....in my pants (skittles)
"bigger longer uncut"...in my pants (southpark)
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totise pop"....in my pants

Shenlong

26th May 2003, 01:02

Isuzu - "Go further" in my pants

:p

dlinkwit27

26th May 2003, 01:40

"isn't it nice when things just...work"...in my pants?

ElChevelle

26th May 2003, 01:52

This thread belongs....in my pants:p

d0rk

26th May 2003, 02:36

"Code Red"...In my pants (Mountain Dew)

ShyShy

26th May 2003, 07:24

another twist is to say "under the sheets" after reading the message in a fortune cookie.

example: "You will be greatly surprised by a loved one today" under the sheets

s0be

26th May 2003, 08:15

this thread reminds me of that show on mtv...

"I've got some mayo"....
"I WANNNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT"

s0be

Vie

26th May 2003, 12:25

Get out more, in my pants... ..even that works...

cgfiend

26th May 2003, 17:01

This thread is so fucking moronic. When will you people tire of sophomoric crap like this?

I took a dump... in my pants.

ElChevelle

26th May 2003, 17:18

I'd like to take a shit "in my pants" thread.

ElChevelle

26th May 2003, 17:20

Unfortunately, everyone else has beaten me to it by shitting in here.
Oh, and if you think this thread is moronic, you should have been here the past 3 years to see all the others.

White Raven

26th May 2003, 20:25

"It's finger-lickin' good" in my pants<- WHY DID NOBODY COME UP WITH KFC YET!?
"Mmm Mmm good" In my pants
"Take me anywhere" In my pants
"The future is white" In my pants
"For a whiter smile" In my pants
"I'll give you a mustache" in my pants <-- OLLLLLLD British milk commercial.
"Doing more for you every day" In my pants

:D "Like a rock" in my pants has gotta be my fave.

ElChevelle

26th May 2003, 20:38

Speaking of fastfood:

"Have it your way" in my pants (Burger King)
Speaking of Burger King:
"Home of the Whopper" in my pants:p

Bilbo Baggins

26th May 2003, 21:09

I have an enormous cock. In my pants.

cgfiend

26th May 2003, 21:50

It's shake-n-bake

Cleanup

26th May 2003, 21:54

"Everything is possible" in my pants.

Hehe. This is fun.

"Turn on the fun!" in my pants.

J_Bloggs

27th May 2003, 07:39

"Lets nibbles knobys nuts!" in my pants.
"Where everyone gets a bargin" in my pants.
"Smiths City, has it all" in my pants.
"We make you bake" in my pants.
"Tis the bitter stench of death!" in my pants.
"Kiwi bacon, you can't help yourself" in my pants.
"To boldly go where no-one has gone before" in my pants.
"Taste it all" in my pants.
"Taste the difference" in my pants.
"Fix. Fasten. Forget." in my pants
"Quality Guaranteed" in my pants.
"The Third Place" in my pants.
"Baked, not fried" in my pants.

OK, so some of them were from other forms of advertising than telly. Still, it was fun. :D

Bizznatch

27th May 2003, 08:09

100% Natural... in my pants
choosy moms choose... in my pants
in my pants..kid tested, mother approved. (eww!)
in my pants...the other white meat.
the taste more people prefer...in my pants
Relax. Go Nuts!... in my pants
more ovaltine please!...in my pants

SSJ4 Gogitta

27th May 2003, 08:46

Mm'm Mm'm Good, in my pants
Like a Rock, in my pants
1.5 Billion Served, in my pants
Got Milk? In my pants!
I can't believe it's not... in my pants!
Melts in you mouth, not... in my pants.
Turn that frown upside down, in my pants.
We aim to please... in my pants

sgtfuzzbubble011

27th May 2003, 23:56

"Bose. Better sound through research"... in my pants.
"Cadillac. The fusion of Art and Science"... in my pants.
"A long time ago, in a galaxy"... in my pants.