Clingwrap Roy Orbison

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Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm


The internet: "Satisfying freaks since '95!"

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Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'

'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.

I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.

:D Superb...

As to how I found it? I was looking for...cookery instructions...yeah, that's it....

[rider]

well ethan i think its as good as a reason as
any - at least your not looking up SEX

[pixiefied]

Originally posted by rider
at least your not looking up SEX

what is sex?
Main Entry: [1]sex
Pronunciation: 'seks
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin sexus
Date: 14th century
1 : either of the two major forms of individuals that occur in many species and that are distinguished respectively as female or male
2 : the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioral characteristics of living things that are involved in reproduction by two interacting parents and that distinguish males and females
3 a : sexually motivated phenomena or behavior b
:rolleyes:

[iomegajaz]

=D I now have something to do while working. Read, that is. There's no cling-film here.