The crappiest songs of all time!

[ryan]

I have two I'll add right now :)

Sean Paul - Get Busy (http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/s/seanpaul/getbusy.htm)

Number 1.

This song is probably the height of mainstream musics crappiness. I mean I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard the first time I heard it. A blind monkey with brain damage could write a song better than this.

On a scale of -100 to 0 I give it a -1000 :)

Number 2.

Chingy - Right Thurr (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/chingy/rightthurr.html)

This song sucks just equally as bad as the first. So no need to waste energy typing a bad review.

On the crapometer it gets a -1000

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Post your crappiest songs of all time :)

[Zylot]

Rachael Whateverthehell: Not the girl

Nothing sucks more then crappy music being shoved down your throats day afetr day by the theatres you goto to watch your movies. no generic crappy rock band deserves all that attention just cause a girl is singing.

[White Raven]

Yep, I know the feeling... Haven't these assholes sung about hot women or 'bitches' enough? Or money? Or about being black? Or sweaty sex? I'm so sick of hearing it, singing about how they're so rich and hiring whores in their Bentleys. Come up with some new subject matter please. And for fuck's sake, pick a language and sing in it. Jeez... What the fuck is that? Not English, that's for sure.

Idiot's right, baboons with brain hemorrhages could write better songs.

[papadoc]

I know this is gonna sound stupid,
but to me the crappiest song of all time is
The Birthday Song.
You know...the one they sing at your birthday?
For some reason I've always hated that song.

[White Raven]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR 'whatever'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

Yeah that's really gay.. 6 different words in that song.

[Mattress]

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."

What are we in the 3rd grade here?

[ShyShy]

Ricky Martin: Shake Your BonBon


hell, even the title is retarded... the guy's music is an insult to the latin music community.

[Cylob]

ShyShy, I could've sworn you had a Ricky Martin track on the go. I agree though, it's latino for idiots. I also detest:

All artists who write only love songs.
All artists who don't write their own music or lyrics.
All artists who write only formula music (ie; nu metal).

That's about 80% of all music. Thankfully, there are 1,000s of original artists in the other 20%.

[Xerxes]

Anyone who has been here for at least a year knows which particular songs I have grown to intensely loathe over the years, over all the other drivel.

I must agree with papadoc about the Birthday song- it has a sort of demonic monotony to it.

[ShyShy]

totally agree with idiot's second pick... issaw that video and thught to myself that he's actually going to make money off that shit.

Cylob, i posted that freak's name in band name game, happened to see him on tv at the time.

[WomanOfHeart]

Lucinda Williams - "Righteously"

This woman sounds like a fucking hick trying to sing rock music. I've never heard anything quite so horrible in my life! If her twang is intentional, she should be shot for thinking it sounds good. If it's natural, she should give up singing all together. Either way, it's crap, and whoever thought she had talent is a moron.

[ryan]

Any song by 36 Mafia or any of it's affiliates.. Project Pat...etc...

THEY USE THE SAME DAMNED "TAT" SOUND IN EVERY SONG !!!!

And every song every other word is "bitch, slut, hoe, ass, sex, or nut" and not to forget "weed, crack, joint, doobie, etc etc)

[WomanOfHeart]

Doesn't that describe most rap "music?"

[zootm]

anything by shania twain.

[Pixelcraft]

That one 80's song - "I'm so excited"

I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT SONG BUT MY GOD DOES SHE NEED HELP. I HATE THAT SONG. I HATE ALL POP SONGS FROM THE 80'S. PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL BACK THEN. THE ACTUALLY LOOKED REALLY STUPID. I DO NOT LIKE THE 80'S.

[Mattress]

Whoa dude, calm down.

[Nimelennar]

anything which mentions the parent record company in the song
*Cough* Ashanti */Cough*

[ShyShy]

Right Said Fred: I'm too Sexy

god... that song is just guranteed to set me off... hate that fucking song, they deserve to burn in hell for making money off that song.

[Pixelcraft]

Originally posted by Mattress
Whoa dude, calm down.

lol :D

I dislike the music from the era of the 1980's. Is that better?

[Mattress]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Right Said Fred: I'm too Sexy

god... that song is just guranteed to set me off... hate that fucking song, they deserve to burn in hell for making money off that song.

The thing about Right Said Fred is that all of the other songs on that album were pretty decent love songs, I think I'm Too Sexy was probably a joke to them.

[ShyShy]

ok, i'll give you that much, but i never heard any of their other songs off that album, all i heard was that one. bah.

[Cylob]

I'm Too Sexy! Must acquire that, a contemporary classic. No music collection would be complete without it.

[Mr_007]

Yes is correct!

[Cylob]

You have good taste Mr_007.:)

[Mr Jones]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Ricky Martin: Shake Your BonBon


hell, even the title is retarded... the guy's music is an insult to the latin music community.

I mentioned in some other thread that since my G/F moved in with me, my CD collection had doubled in size.....

Anyhow, while chilling out last night, picking random discs to listen to , I spotted Shake your Bonbon among her CD singles, I knew she was a RM fan, but had to give this a spin, seeing as it came so highly recommended....

OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!!!

Eviction proceedings have started this morning heh



j/k

[Lucos]

Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
and anything by the following...

Busted, Gareth Gates and any other Pop Idol Contestants,BLAZIN' SQUAD!!!, and numerous other pop shit acts and "novelty tracks" cramming our charts with drivel.

[ryan]

Whoever the fuck sings that "Get Low" song... jesus fucking christ.. it's been done 4000000 times and the first was lame enough.

[Cylob]

The charts are filled with lame covers of lame songs. It's like bad karaoke.

But I hear primary-age girls like it (and their mums). It's a shame they have access to money.

[Mattress]

It pisses me off when an act's first single released is a cover song. (Alien Ant Farm, Kelly Osbourne, etc.) Those bands shouldn't even get signed IMO. First you should have to make quality original music before you're allowed to cover other people's original music and release it.

[ryan]

Originally posted by WomanOfHeart
Doesn't that describe most rap "music?"


Try out some Jurassic 5 :)

[Cylob]

Originally posted by Mattress
It pisses me off when an act's first single released is a cover song. (Alien Ant Farm, Kelly Osbourne, etc.)

That pisses me off no end (the lazy sods)!! Also, I hate it when a cover sounds rather like the original - I mean why not just re-release the original and save a bit of money while you're at it.

I do like covers that are played in a completely different style. You could say (accurately) it's a brand new song. Example - Tainted Love.

[Merlin]

Any version of Unchained Melody, by anyone.

Anything by Kelly Osbourne. Glass breaks and dogs howl when she starts to whine.

Everything so far released by Popstars/Idol contestants, all Spice Girls records and anything they've released on their own, that ridiculous Ketchup song, that ridiculous Fast Food song, the Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men", and the following football chants;
Boing Boing Baggies (sod off!)
Ooh! Aah! Cantona!
He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where, Brian McClair, Brian McClair!
Super, Super Leeds, Super, Super Leeds, Super, Super Leeds, Super Leeds United! (wow, that took some thinking didn't it. And Leeds are not super. They're not even alright.)


oh yeah, and Mousse T. vs. Hot n' Juicy - Horny. It's a terrible record, it really is.

[Cylob]

I liked Mousse T. vs. Hot n' Juicy - Horny. Cheers Merlin. Another track for the to-do list.

[ryan]

Good Charlotte... I'll leave it at that.

[Shenlong]

Originally posted by idiot
Good Charlotte... I'll leave it at that.

Heh...I was at Pacsun once, and one of the workers cranked up the sound on Jurassic 5 - What's Golden while it was on. When the next song Good Charlotte - The Anthem came on, all the workers started to boo... :D

[ryan]

:)

[zootm]

"crawling" by linkin park really annoys me.

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Merlin

Anything by Kelly Osbourne. Glass breaks and dogs howl when she starts to whine.



:up:

[ryan]

Any song that talks about smoking\toking any of the following "a join" "a doobie" "a blunt" "A bowl" etc etc... That covers 80% of most hip hop now-a-days.

[zootm]

you're thinking of cypress hill. most hip-hop these days is about shooting people, and slapping bitches.

[Mattress]

That "pave paradise and put up a parking lot" song, ugh it needs to die.

[anubis2003]

Wesley Willis - Anything by this guy is ear-wrenching, yet funny(i.e. Cut The Mullet).

Hanson - MmmmBop. Don't know how this band got popular. It's scary actually.

Basically any crappy pop band is horrible IMO.

[White Raven]

Zootm -- That's so true. That and money.

Anything by Celine Dion. She pisses me off.
I hate Britney's songs. Unintelligent lyrics and an annoying beat. Fuck off, boob-pumping whore.
Some other shit... I forget the name... I'll post back when I remember.

[dlinkwit27]

Originally posted by Mattress
It pisses me off when an act's first single released is a cover song. (Alien Ant Farm, Kelly Osbourne, etc.) Those bands shouldn't even get signed IMO. First you should have to make quality original music before you're allowed to cover other people's original music and release it.

AAF's CD is actually really good. The record company decides the first single, so i don't hold that against them. :)

[DragonSon]

Originally posted by White Raven
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR 'whatever'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

Yeah that's really gay.. 6 different words in that song.


Just a useless fact, but did you know that it took TWO people to write that song? They also have it copyrighted.

[randman]

Originally posted by White Raven
Anything by Celine Dion. She pisses me off.
I hate Britney's songs. Unintelligent lyrics and an annoying beat.

Yep. I would agree there.

My entry would surprisingly have to come from maybe the best band ever, the Beatles.

"Revolution #9" from the White Album. I'm not really sure you could even call it a song. It's just bad noise.

[papadoc]

Originally posted by randman
"Revolution #9" from the White Album. I'm not really sure you could even call it a song. It's just bad noise.
Makes you wonder where their heads were that day.

[ryan]

Originall Posted by Mr_007
Some Wonder

By the way Zoot, I was mainly speaking of mainstream hip-hop. :) I know there is good hip hop out there. :)

[Merlin]

Originally posted by Mattress
That "pave paradise and put up a parking lot" song, ugh it needs to die.
That would be "Big Yellow Taxi" by Alanis Morissette, someone else who did the original, or Counting Crows (with Vanessa Carlton). The CC version isn't too bad.

[randman]

Originally posted by Merlin
That would be "Big Yellow Taxi" by Alanis Morissette, someone else who did the original, or Counting Crows (with Vanessa Carlton). The CC version isn't too bad.

Joni Mitchell wrote and recorded the original (and best ;) ) version of "Big Yellow Taxi".

[ShyShy]

i just heard the worst f*****g cover ever!!!! some moron did a techno mix of Don Henley's Boys of Summer. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cylob]

Most techno mixes (for techno mixes sake) get my eternal scorn. They're an abomination. I'm waiting for the techno cuts of the wedding & funeral marches. I believe they may even exist.

[Merlin]

Originally posted by ShyShy
some moron did a techno mix of Don Henley's Boys of Summer.
DJ Sammy. Forgive him, he's Spanish.

[ShyShy]

usually DJ Sammy does ok. but it was a girl singing... but if Sammy was involved, major spankings for that one!

[Mattress]

Originally posted by ShyShy
usually DJ Sammy does ok. but it was a girl singing... but if Sammy was involved, major spankings for that one!

DJ Sammy did a bunch of techno covers of popular songs form the 80's "Boys of Summer" "California Dreamin'" "Heaven" and it pisses me off that he gets radio play with this crap when other better and original songs from better artists don't.

Originally posted by randman
My entry would surprisingly have to come from maybe the best band ever, the Beatles.

The Beatles were just another pop boy band IMHO.

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Mattress
DJ Sammy did... "California Dreamin'"


:mad: that's it... time to bring out the bat and start whacking.

[Mattress]

yeah that one was especially bad.

[Kaboon]

Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song ?

[Raz]

Rolf Harrises cover of stairway to heaven.

[randman]

Originally posted by Mattress
The Beatles were just another pop boy band IMHO.

:eek: Surely you can't be serious. :weird:

[Mattress]

Originally posted by randman
:eek: Surely you can't be serious. :weird:

Only partially. ;)

you must admit many aspects are similar: cheesy love songs, heart throbs, teeming masses of crazy, fainting, psychotic female fans, etc.

The beatles were more talented as they could play their own instruments and wrote their own songs. Plus they started to expand song subjects in their later work and sang about drugs and other stuff but the overall majority of their early work was love songs. :p

[Raz]

randman that's EXACTLY how people react when i continuously put down the slew of modern songs to random people i don't know. :p

[Niffle]

anything by 50 cent is now beginning to do me head in (especially that in da club one)

[DragonSon]

Any song by Celine Dione, Christina Aguilera, Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglesias...(by the way, I know I spelled most of their names wrong, but IMHO, they don't deserve the right to have their names spelled correctly...)I hear them EVERY DAY at work.....Damn Acme....:hang:

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Niffle
anything by 50 cent is now beginning to do me head in (especially that in da club one)


ditto, and i never really liked "in da club" in the first place, the guy's way overplayed and it's getting pretty damn annoying.

ditto on the Celine Dion.

and i'm surprised no one has mentioned "elevator music" or that crap that they use when companies put you on hold.


oooooo, and Kenny G!

[Merlin]

Heh, hold music.

Cable & Wireless' tech support line used to play Sunchyme by Dario G, which was an alright record - trouble is, it was a four minute track and C&W had approximately one man doing tech support, so you'd typically be listening to it for five hours until he got round to you...

Now it's NTL, and they play something by Vivaldi, constantly interrupted by "your call is important" - No shit, I wouldn't call if it wasn't important, you morons. And they have more tech support staff. At least three. ;)

[mikm]

/insert all punk rock, heavy metal songs here
/insert all backstreet boys, britney spears, christina agulara, the v-person, here

[dlinkwit27]

Originally posted by ShyShy
ditto, and i never really liked "in da club" in the first place, the guy's way overplayed and it's getting pretty damn annoying.

what are you taling about! "in da club" is one of the most creatiev rap songs i've ever heard! How many other rap songs haev their titles spelt with words like "da" and not "the." That is unprecidented! Also, he talkes about his 'dubs' and his benz in the first verse, so unique! Dubs and benz, in a rap song! who woulda thought! Then he goes so far to talk about weed AND his hoes AND his 'bling bling'! Just wow! So many unique things that is never heard in any other rap song, it's just mind blowing!




































:rolleyes: :p

[SemiTechGeek]

Originally posted by Merlin
Anything by Kelly Osbourne. Glass breaks and dogs howl when she starts to whine.

Damn right. How dare her for trying to be a Brody wannabe. I hope she eats herself to death

[Raz]

She has the nerve to put down pop music, then do a cover of a fucking pop song or 8.

[SemiTechGeek]

Kelly Osbourne....Talentless fat pig

[roanfa]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pixelcraft
That one 80's song - "I'm so excited"

I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT SONG BUT MY GOD DOES SHE NEED HELP. I HATETHAT SONG. I HATE ALL POP SONGS FROM THE 80'S.


:p 'm so excited,
And I just can't hide it,
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you, want you.

for what its worth : pointer sisters offcourse, (Words & music by trevor lawrence, anita, june and ruth pointer)

But you do have a point, personally i can't here such songs anymore.
I'd say all dance classics sux now, simply coz they got played like a zillion times..just to name a view that i started hating:

- celebration, (not)kool and the gang
- relight my fire - dan hartmann
- paradise by the f*****dash bla bla - meat loaf
- its raining men - the weather pigs

Dance Classics parties are very popular nowadays,,,why do ppl torture themselves??

btw: i'm new to this forum......hi to all :up:

[ShyShy]

HELLOOOOOOOOO roanfa! i used to love celebration, my sis had the cassette. never heard of your second pick. and yeah, "i'm so excited" and "it's raining men" both blow, even when i heard them the first go round.

[Mattress]

pretty much anything by Brooklyn Bounce, ugh...

[corkhead0]

Well I'm a fan of open source, but I would have to say this is by far the worst song I've ever heard:

http://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.au

[dylman]

Oasis - Little James:

You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plasticine
Or even tried a trampoline

Liam Gallagher's ode to his young son. Truly hideous.

[Merlin]

In addition to - celebration, (not)kool and the gang
- relight my fire - dan hartmann
- paradise by the f*****dash bla bla - meat loaf
- its raining men - the weather pigs... - in fact, any version of Light My Fire, especially the Will Young one - there's Carl Douglas' Kung fu Fighting. Still makes me want to kill things.

[Cylob]

I'm very fond of Dan Hartman's 'Relight My Fire'. It's a shame a boy band had to tarnish it.

[Xerxes]

Speaking of tarnishing, that reminds me- The Kenny G "redux" of Louis Armstrong's "It's a wonderful world"- where he proceeds to play his clarinet *right over* the recording.

The Jazz equivalent of someone doing a tap dance on the shroud of Turin (It's a wonderful world being a sacred object)

[d0rk]

Mariah Carey
Bringing On The Heartbreak


Yes yes, she did a cover of this song :mad:

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Xerxes
Speaking of tarnishing, that reminds me- The Kenny G "redux" of Louis Armstrong's "It's a wonderful world"- where he proceeds to play his clarinet *right over* the recording.



*sighs* time to bring my bat out again. Kenny G will spend his eternity in hell for all the shame he has brought to the music scene.

[Semantics]

Rap, country, Nu-metal, R&B, teen-pop, corperate rock, disco, and 80's hair "cock-rock"

All bad
(I know, I'm cynical and small-minded)

[Magic_Midget]

Anything that idiot has said so far regarding rap and its sexual lyrics, bentleys and that shit.

Hate imitation music, if a person in the 60s - 70s made it keep it original sounds better that way. Instead a few country singers made their versions of it.

Rap musicians who use Beethoven strings in their music, Nas.

Happy Birthday song the rap version

"OHHH Its ur bday its ur bday" (x65)

Ricky Martin, Inglesias, making latino music in general a bad name. Keep the string guitars and mambo.

My stepdad, singing nothing but off key opera in the shower...rating - infinite


This thread is soo damn funny now..

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by [Arcane]
Hate imitation music, if a person in the 60s - 70s made it keep it original sounds better that way. Instead a few country singers made their versions of it.

Ricky Martin, Inglesias, making latino music in general a bad name. Keep the string guitars and mambo.



in regards to staying with the originality of the original version: Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" covered by Shaggy(Reggae), Shaggy definitely gets beaten with my bat for turning a classic song into a Jamaican tourist song.

and the only thing Enrique Iglesias is good for is a one nite stand.:D

[Cylob]

Originally posted by ShyShy
and the only thing Enrique Iglesias is good for is a one nite stand.:D

For you maybe! Would you do the decent thing afterwards - tie him up & bundle him off a cliff?

[missinformation]

Originally posted by Merlin
Any version of Unchained Melody, by anyone.

*gasps, then passes out*

the righteous brothers are the only ones who can sing unchained melody. most everything on the radio now is obnoxious.

[zootm]

anything by papa roach :)

[dlinkwit27]

i lieked papa roaches first album a lot.

[zootm]

i didn't.

but i guess it's down to personal preference. :p

[Cylob]

Papa Roach. Is that a band?

[Merlin]

No-one should sing Unchained Melody, it is such a terrible, terrible song.

Papa Roach's "Time and Time Again" was catchy. Don't know much of their other stuff though, apart from that annoying first single I've forgotten the name of.

[Shenlong]

"Last Resort"?

"Blood Brothers" was a good song from Papa Roach that never made it to radio...

Oh yeah...

GOOD CHARLETTE MUST DIE!

[Coman]

Originally posted by idiot
Sean Paul - Get Busy
disagree.

[ShyShy]

what's that one group from St. Louis, ya know, the one Nelly is responsible for bringing to national attention??? i can't f*****g stand their singel "Right Thur", WTF is that crap???????????????

[Cylob]

Get a grip ShyShy! It can't be any worse than everything else in the charts.

[Merlin]

Originally posted by Shenlong
"Last Resort"?
Yeah, that was it. Thanks.

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Cylob
Get a grip ShyShy! It can't be any worse than everything else in the charts.

uhh have you ever heard it???:igor: trust me, you'd gag.

[Cylob]

One man's bog-roll is another's quality fabric. Fortunately I don't expose myself to the radio, so I'm safe anyway.