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old and quite mad
16th August 2003, 06:19
Never in the annals of human history has such an evil, foul, malodorous, wretched perversion of substance been allowed to live long enough to walk upright.

Well I remember his first postings on this very board.

"Oh help us, Lord!" I cried unto the heavens, as this mutant's talent for stupidity knew no lower limit. And in the fullness of time (about a week) his "talent" was recognized by the powers that be and the boy who named himself after a cut-rate external back-up drive was able to lock threads for no real discernable reason (see Winamp Legends Series: SLK).

Bravo, oh caresser of livestock, bravo!

I see that time has only enhanced your.... unique skill set.

If I gave you a pair of scissors, would you run with them?
ryan
16th August 2003, 06:24
what the... fuck?
old and quite mad
16th August 2003, 06:24
Yes. Exactly what I said. Word for word.
Bizznatch
16th August 2003, 06:29
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-whoopass.jpg
griffinn
16th August 2003, 06:32
If God gives you a pair of scissors, snip lemon! :igor:
Xerxes
16th August 2003, 07:36
Classic. :):up:
randman
16th August 2003, 12:36
This has touched me deeply. :cry: I can only imagine jaz's reaction. He's such a delicate, sensitive lad. :blah:
s1138
16th August 2003, 13:22
I REMEMBER! hehhe...man, that was YEEEEAAARRSS ago...
anubis2003
16th August 2003, 13:26
I have no idea. Must've happened before I came here.:(
dlinkwit27
16th August 2003, 18:19
Originally posted by anubis2003
I have no idea. Must've happened before I came here.:(

and before when I really paid attention.:weird:
sgtfuzzbubble011
16th August 2003, 20:59
I still love ya, Jaz. (in a completely hetero sort of way) :)
iomegajaz
17th August 2003, 00:22
Well that was unexpected.
Fickle
17th August 2003, 02:34
"And now for something completely different:"

I like Jaz quite a bit, although I'm not entirely sure why. It could be because of when he stopped my canoe from going over Niagra. Oh, wait. That wasn't me.

Jaz is a good guy, it seems. Stern at times, but not overtly a tyrant. He tyrants from the shadows. Like a bat.
s1138
17th August 2003, 03:18
jaz once saved me from a crazy pack of dingos. :)
psyfive
17th August 2003, 03:34
jaz once saved a crazy pack of dingos from me. :) :p
randman
17th August 2003, 04:20
Originally posted by iomegajaz
Well that was unexpected.

As I expected. Left nearly speechless at this display of love from OAQM. :blah:



(Are Xerxes and I the only ones who have ever seen a roast?) :weird:
Fickle
17th August 2003, 05:09
a roast? What is a roast. Perhaps there should be another?
Mr_007
17th August 2003, 12:53
Good idea!
Bob the Tomato
17th August 2003, 13:47
This coming from a guy with a toilet for an avatar.
dlinkwit27
17th August 2003, 15:40
Originally posted by Bob the Tomato
This coming from a guy with a toilet for an avatar.

says the kid named 'bob the tomato....:p
Xerxes
17th August 2003, 19:57
Originally posted by randman

(Are Xerxes and I the only ones who have ever seen a roast?) :weird:

Probably. Its a tradition that really should be brought back- even more so today.
DragonSon
17th August 2003, 20:57
I've seen some Roasts...Pretty funny stuff..:D
hgnis
17th August 2003, 23:45
Now that was funny..:D
mark
18th August 2003, 11:02
http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=113053#post113053

and here it is!
old and quite mad
19th August 2003, 03:57
Originally posted by iomegajaz
Well that was unexpected.

No one expects...
http://www.wtv-zone.com/moe/moesboomerabilia/images/pythonp8-inquisition.jpg
InvisableMan
19th August 2003, 04:22
Originally posted by Bizznatch
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-whoopass.jpg


i have several cans of those, you can get them on the way up to lake tahoe where that gas station/popeyes is, in the gas station, back corner of the fridges. has a shelf full of them. only known location of them in northern california.

Originally posted by Xerxes
Probably. Its a tradition that really should be brought back- even more so today.

i have all of the original roasts on tape.

also: <3 jaz
Xerxes
19th August 2003, 07:39
Originally posted by old and quite mad
No one expects...


I DO believe it is long overdue that Jaz be subjected to horror that is the comfy chair.
teh Nightwing
19th August 2003, 19:03
Originally posted by Fickle
a roast? What is a roast? Perhaps there should be another?

http://www.cookinglouisiana.com/_Images/Meat/roast-sear.jpg
ShyShy
20th August 2003, 00:04
hehe... this one got a chuckle out of me:

Originally posted by iomegajaz
*after a few hours' awkward silence...

You're not being ignored, we're just stupid. =)

Seriously.
mark
20th August 2003, 11:33
i almost saw the roast of dennis leary on comeddy central. but it was about a week after i got back, so all i saw was the ad's... :(