"Rate the Haiku Two Posts Down" game

[griffinn]

For too long, this place
Has not had a discourse that
Inspires and demands.

So we shall proceed
To bring unto this forum
Renaissance, no less!

"How can we rate it
That does not as yet exist?"
Some of you protest.

Rate it anyway!
By mere utterance, you can
Mould reality.

So I hereby give
The haiku two posts downstream
A 5-out-of-5!

Such is my foolish
But steadfast confidence in
Winamp Forumers.

Post away, my friends!
End the downward death spiral,
Mute the naysayers!

[HarsH]

oh i really, REALLY cannot be bothered

[Niffle]

Locked shall this thread be
When mods come to opress thee
Will comes not to rate

the haiku two posts down probably won't exsist...5/5 though if this thread survives

[Rocker]

so many hate germ
though he is an asslicker
peeps still love you germ

he'll love this one

[will]

Don't read into it,
The thread was doom'd, not your fault!
Germ was the reason

[Fickle]

Originally posted by HarsH
oh i really, REALLY cannot be bothered

It was dumb of you
to reply so wrongfully
you don't understand

I find it strange that
you need to make haiku games
when you are so bored

it would have been cool
if you had just said haiku
cause it's a good word.

[steak]

I do not hate Germ
I am a peep who likes him
This post exists, surprise!

[zootm]

the topic title
has baffled puny humans
explanation please?

[steak]

No one has a clue
No one is posting ratings
I will change this now

The haiku under the next one will be, uninspiring.

[will]

O, Those thinking men
Who hate that which is called Germ
Are very few of course.

[zootm]

i fear that i may
simply be categorised
by the post above...

the post below the one below this one will be a reply to this thread. fear my psychic skills.

[Fickle]

maybe the mods will
move the thread to the arts board
and there it will thrive

of course the arts board
is too far away to see
so no one goes there

[zootm]

yes, it's very far
mere dot on the horizon
art is too obscure

this rating thing is difficult, and needless. let's do it in haiku.

not below this post
but below the one below
i say to thee: "good"

[Rocker]

Originally posted by Fickle
maybe the mods will
move the thread to the arts board
and there it will thrive

of course the arts board
is too far away to see
so no one goes there

we'll see how it goes
you guys need to learn about
scrolling down the page

[will]

Who was the great mod
Who moved this thread down to here
It wasn't me, no sir

[zootm]

scrolling is easy
but constant res growth makes us
unfamiliar

this thread, haiku-full
will contain one two below
it shall be: "happy"

[Niffle]

The thread of Haiku
Now in its rightful forum
Scrolling shows the way

[Germ]

I like sex alot
Sex is enjoyed by me
I really like sex

[Mr_007]

WTF or artistic?

[Fickle]

Post not in all threads
Post pumping is not so good
when it's annoying

we'll see how it goes
you guys need to learn about
scrolling down the page

Why not put this board
right into community
Watch, there it will thrive!

[Fickle]

Oh look it has died
Am I surprised, No not me
No one knows we're here

[ryan]

This thread should be right up mr_007's alley.

[zootm]

i realised why
the arts forum is so dead
next haiku shall tell

i only look at
the community centre bit
which this isn't in.

[DragonSon]

It's not the arts forum that's dead, it's this thread...:coughs:..damn this place is dusty....

[zootm]

shut up you young fool
this thread is not fully dead
it is just sleeping

[DragonSon]

Young? I wish more people would think I'm young. As for a fool, I'm rather smart, thanks....at least that's what my mother told me...

[anubis2003]

this line is short
so is this one
and this one is right.

[Fickle]

Lo and behold, you
are wrong once again you see,
for the thread is dead.

[teh Nightwing]

once I raped a cow
it was so wet and naughty
i touched it two times

[zootm]

Originally posted by DragonSon
Young? I wish more people would think I'm young. As for a fool, I'm rather smart, thanks....at least that's what my mother told me...
evidently you
missed what i thought obvious
that post was in jest

:)

[Fickle]

my life falls apart
as I watch from the outside
what is wrong with me

[iomegajaz]

life is mystery
answers come so near the end
do, there is no try

[Starbucks]

Life is a waste of time
time is a waste of life
so stay wasted all the time
and have the time of your life.

[iomegajaz]

haiku is three lines
five syllables then seven
then five more to end

[iomegajaz]

mIRC chat
wile away the twilight hours
fail again to sleep

/edit: I'm not sure what I was thinking before.. sorry 'bout that. =)

[ElChevelle]

Behold HAIKU KING!
How dare you try to haiku
without my knowledge:weird:

All that is haiku
exists with my permission
sign the dotted line

Bother not haiku!
I'd rather you made me lunch
perhaps a sandwich.

The post two below
shall get the massive score of
5 out of 5 stars

[ElChevelle]

The post one below
shall also achieve five stars
because I wrote it.

[ElChevelle]

I'm no Miss Cleo,
but I knew two posts ago
this would get five stars.

And away we go!
I'm the man, the haiku man
None can quote like me.

[Fickle]

post-pumping in here
must make sense to all here
But I don't, why's that?

[iomegajaz]

That's 5-6-5, mate. =P hehe

shyshy si teh hawt
i can't get her from my mind
shuffle paper now

take me somewhere new
i don't know who you are but
i'm with you, yeah yeah

basketball is fun
makes me fit and sweaty good
out of shape, i am

[ElChevelle]

The trick to haiku:
Go to skool and lern math or
flip burgers for life!

[iomegajaz]

bleak October day
clouds roll by, rain tumbles down
sky as dark as night

[ElChevelle]

A sunny day here
but it's kinda cold outside
will it snow today?

[Xerxes]

your weather forecast:
it will be very sunny-
unless its rainy.

[ElChevelle]

Rain, clouds, sleet or snow!
Matters not to me, for I'm
keyboard attached now.

[iomegajaz]

Woke up this morning,
too many scotches last night.
I'm a silly boy.

Should have known better,
drinking on a Sunday night.
Monday brings teh death.

Women rock my world,
cause such pain then so much joy.
Enigmatic be.

[ElChevelle]

Can drink anything!
but tequila shots make me
puke up stroganoff.

[iomegajaz]

Egg, bacon and cheese
mashed together between bread
breakfast of the gods

[Fickle]

The girl knows that I..
but then acts like she don't know
Why Do I bother?

Have I become that
That Love-starved, depressed, alone,
That I ignore truths?

Or is it that I
Still have hope that I can say
The things on my brain?

My mind races through
Dark thoughts and bright dreams of her
When will This all stop?

How long must I wait
Before I grow the fucking
balls to speak the truth?

[ElChevelle]

Bang her, forget her,
my philosophy for sure.
HEY, it gets me laid!

[iomegajaz]

Get it off your chest
She'll appreciate what you've
done to get with her

That's my opinion
No more valid than your own
Just give it a go

[ElChevelle]

If love eminent,
please just don't forget to wrap
your love in a glove!

If she wants to wank,
keep in mind,don't be silly
and wrap your willy!

[iomegajaz]

Different train of thought
Who likes puppies? They are cute
Fluffy and bouncy

[ElChevelle]

Puppies run too fast!
I can easily keep up
with crippled llamas.