Spaced Penguin

[Coman]

Gravity addiction.

http://www.bigideafun.com/penguins/arcade/spaced_penguin/default.htm

[godoncrack]

FUCK LEVEL 16

[Coman]

i completed it with 199022.

[MetallichicA]

Completed with 197,393.

Holy crap, how did people get scores in the billions? Or millions even?

[Mr_007]

Nice game!:D
I like this game!

[godoncrack]

765814 with screenshot
orbits are a motha fucka

[Fickle]

111,531

[d0rk]

Jesus fucking christ I did so many tries on level 16 it stopped showing them...

[k_rock923]

how long did the orbit on level 25 last? its been going on for about the last 5 minutes

[DragonSon]

227216. Pretty addicting game.

[mikm]

110,000 some on level 6 alone :D

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I was never able to get more than about 400,000... I played that fucking game at least two dozen times already.
:hang:

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I take that back... :D

[BullGawD]

Would you believe I stared at the rankings for a while, completely oblivious to the giant numbers at the top, trying to figure out which one you were?

Sheesh. It's been that kinda day.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

lol

No, the people that actually scored over a million are really pathetic in a way. :p

[DragonSon]

They are pathetic in EVERY way. :D

[godoncrack]

well you finally beat my score huh Fuzzy?
How many times did it take you??????
You can tell me

[Fickle]

202,835

[BullGawD]

I'm so pathetic. :p

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Goddamn, BG... :eek:


GOC:
Too damn many.

[k_rock923]

wow. how'd u do that?

[mikm]

Practice (or he cheated).

[k_rock923]

hey wait a sec. . .where in that picture does the penguin go into the ship?

[godoncrack]

*goes off to poon fuzzy

[BullGawD]

Originally posted by k_rock923
hey wait a sec. . .where in that picture does the penguin go into the ship?

He does not enter the ship in the shot. I had to go to class, sadly. What you see there is about an hour's worth of zooming around. Clockwise, btw.

How did I do it?

1) you have to find a repeating orbit for a map, bearing in mind that if you get too far off screen, your orbit will break. For example, if the radius of the orbit in my *gif were much longer, that orbital path wouldn't work.

2) you have to hit that path so exactly that you move only a miniscule amount in each revolution, and the orbit has to intercept the ship at some point. You should bear in mind that most of those five million points occured solely in the orbit shown in my gif. A fair bit of luck comes into play here.

I'm kind of put off that you'd accuse me of cheating, given that the highest scores are in the billions, and that our beloved sawg almost broke a million in his first go 'round. If there is some way to cheat, and I'd discovered it, I assure you I'd have gone for the big bucks.

[k_rock923]

i apologize for the accusation.

[godoncrack]

bow to me

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

*bow*bow*

:p

[whitie6969]

damn geina how u score over 7 mill

[BullGawD]

:mad: beeyotch.

;)

[godoncrack]

geina?????
what the fuck is that?
and i took Physics I in High School

[edit]you know you love me, BullGawD[edit]

[whitie6969]

so did I but i still only got 807102

[godoncrack]

mustof only gotten a B-,huh?

[BullGawD]

lmao :D

[whitie6969]

owww
its the moving ones that hurt my score really bad

[whitie6969]

1352850 yeah

[godoncrack]

I see I am STILL The Lord of the Penguins

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Man, no one's more pathetic than you. :)

[godoncrack]

Pathetic?!?!
Fuzzy, that was only my fourth time playing the game :D
Tell me that doesn't sting even a little

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

No, in fact, it just proves my point. :p

[godoncrack]

That my skill and mojo are beyond your very understanding?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Pfft. :p

No, has nothing to do with that. You might have mad skills, but you have to ask... are these mad skills worth anything in all reality? :) So, you placed in the like, top 2% of all people that have played that game. That's great. I'll let you operate my backhoe one day and we'll see just how good you can put 1500-pound reinforced concrete pipes in the ground. ;)

[godoncrack]

Can you prepare a buffet for 1400 people from scratch in less than 8 hours with only a crew of 5?(and you are on your 10th hour when you start)
Can you walk into a cooler and spot all sources of DEADLY cross-contamination BEFORE someone gets hurt?
Can you loose a pint of blood and a piece of your finger and keep working?
Can you communicate with a Vietnamese woman who speaks absolutly NO ENGLISH?
Can you put up 1500 pounds of FOOD in one day?(no backhoe this time)
Can you use a Chef's Knife with out ripping a hole in one or more of your fingers?
Can you maneuver a fork-lift around in a dock without killing anyone or breaking shit?
Can you pass a piss test with a dirty system in one hour or less?
Can you operate a Machintosh with skill and grace?
Can you get ur peter puffed at work by a WOMAN?
Can YOUR cooking give a woman an orgasm?
Just some of the many occupational skills i've had to master in a very short amount of time.
If you want to switch places, Fuzzy, then you can go right ahead.
My mojo permeates all.
Just remember, if you cut too deep, it has to come off :D

[BullGawD]

*unzips fly and smashes thread with massive dick*

Well as long as we're measuring.... :)

[godoncrack]

*pulls out cylinder block*
....we need a good ruler.

[whitie6969]

no mas this game toke 30 min.
I quit i hate to think how long it take to get to 2 billion

[godoncrack]

Still the Lord

[Coman]

Originally posted by godoncrack
Can YOUR cooking give a woman an orgasm?
ahem.. :weird:

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Can you prepare a buffet for 1400 people from scratch in less than 8 hours with only a crew of 5?(and you are on your 10th hour when you start)
Can you walk into a cooler and spot all sources of DEADLY cross-contamination BEFORE someone gets hurt?
Can you loose a pint of blood and a piece of your finger and keep working?
Can you communicate with a Vietnamese woman who speaks absolutly NO ENGLISH?
Can you put up 1500 pounds of FOOD in one day?(no backhoe this time)
Can you use a Chef's Knife with out ripping a hole in one or more of your fingers?
Can you maneuver a fork-lift around in a dock without killing anyone or breaking shit?
Can you pass a piss test with a dirty system in one hour or less?
Can you operate a Machintosh with skill and grace?
Can you get ur peter puffed at work by a WOMAN?
Can YOUR cooking give a woman an orgasm?
Just some of the many occupational skills i've had to master in a very short amount of time.
If you want to switch places, Fuzzy, then you can go right ahead.
My mojo permeates all.
Just remember, if you cut too deep, it has to come off


1) No, but I can prepare a big bowl of cereal for my damn self. :)
2) I think I'd smack the person that stocked the cooler first.
3) I'm not usually that clumsy.
4) Sorry, I prefer English-speaking women. ;)
5) I've heaved way more than 1500 pounds of cement bags onto my back in a day's time.
6) Do bush axes and machetes count?
7) A forklift? Please... I operate a 9-ton backhoe everyday.
8) I don't have to worry about failing a drug test.
9) Macintosh? What's that?
10) I'm sure I could, but I've never persued the opportunity.
11) I don't need cooking for that. :)

You can keep your mojo. I've got my own, thanks. :)

[godoncrack]

i'd like to duel you
you in ur back hoe
me in my fork lift
just to see who's the MAN

[bored154]

now this penguin really is spaced........... me on level 5.......

[bored154]

NOT AGAIN!!!! level 6............

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

godoncrack said...
i'd like to duel you
you in ur back hoe
me in my fork lift
just to see who's the MAN
For starters, I seriously doubt your forklift is as fast as my backhoe. Two, my backhoe could probably pick your forklift up and flip it over... if not, at least flip it over. Three, sometimes size does matter... and I think this is one of those times. :)

Anyways, back on topic.

[mikm]

Originally posted by bored154
NOT AGAIN!!!! level 6............
Actually, that looks like it would have intercepted the ship.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Dunno if anyone else noticed, but there's a new version of Spaced Penguin. It's called Doom Funnel Chasers (http://www.bigideafun.com/penguins/arcade/doom_funnel/). Pretty cool, just like the original.

Attached the score on my first try...

[Coman]

286062

[k_rock923]

heres mine. i got some really funky looking orbits from this. i don't think its exactly the same as the penguin

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

No, most of the levels are completely different. And the sound that the wad of duct tape makes when it hits a planet is just funny to me. :)

[czzy]

Look at the distance..:p

[DragonSon]

K.....

[shakey_snake]

Try City Jumper (http://www.nationlocation.com/cityJumper.htm)

[Coman]

yea, that's the same.