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dlinkwit27
15th October 2003, 01:39
I just taught my g/f how to speak 1337. lol. Which is quite a feat seeing how she is kinda blonde ;). She successfulyl translated H1 j00 into hi you. go me and her!



I am so bored right now.......

laz
15th October 2003, 01:47
wow.... that is sad.... but well.... at least you have a g/f.....
we have this sweetist day bullshit at our school, and they are selling carnations for a $1 to be deliverd. I am almost temped to buy myself one, seeing how damn sad it is.... I have not yet...... I need to get this shit off my chest... hello blog.

anubis2003
15th October 2003, 01:53
My gf has also picked up a lot of 1337 - She knows nearly all I do.

Which means she can translate "I 4m 4 1337 h4x0r. Giv3 m3 y0ur m0n3y b4 I b10w y0ur h34d 0ff"

griffinn
15th October 2003, 01:54
MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- A Russian man may wish he had stuck with having dirty trousers after an imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain on them destroyed his apartment.

The unnamed Muscovite added a liter of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported on Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.

Moscow police confirmed there had been an explosion in a south-eastern Moscow apartment, but would not comment on the cause.Source: http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/10/13/offbeat.russia.washing.reut/

:blah::blah::blah:

dlinkwit27
15th October 2003, 01:57
um......? new topic not reply?

deathazre
15th October 2003, 01:58
Originally posted by laz9999
wow.... that is sad.... but well.... at least you have a g/f.....
we have this sweetist day bullshit at our school, and they are selling carnations for a $1 to be deliverd. I am almost temped to buy myself one, seeing how damn sad it is.... I have not yet...... I need to get this shit off my chest... hello blog. I smell emo.

ryan
15th October 2003, 02:21
Dlink: I don't want to see you bitching about people making lame threads\postpumping anymore.

griffinn
15th October 2003, 02:38
Originally posted by idiot
Dlink: I don't want to see you bitching about people making lame threads\postpumping anymore.As far as I can recall, dlinkwit27 didn't bitch about people making lame threads. All he did was meta-bitch about people bitching about people making lame threads.

dlinkwit27
15th October 2003, 02:56
Originally posted by griffinn
As far as I can recall, dlinkwit27 didn't bitch about people making lame threads. All he did was meta-bitch about people bitching about people making lame threads.

that is correct. I could care less what kind of thread you make, and/or where it is. If i don't like it, I just wont respond to it. Unlike other idiots in this forum. Anyway..., i got to give my g/f a kiss as a reward after she translated (ain't we so cute?). I'm so glad I can actually touch (liek hug and hold hands you perverts :p) and kiss and see my g/f. I wish i could say the same about other idiots in this forum. :D

Fickle
15th October 2003, 03:01
I happen to think the thread is in good taste and isn't stupid at all. I remember when I taught my brother, who didn't care. It was just as amazing. And hard.

s1138
15th October 2003, 03:03
my gf would think it was stupid.....besides i like talking it to her, and she making confused looks at me :D

dlinkwit27
15th October 2003, 03:07
Originally posted by s1138
my gf would think it was stupid.....besides i like talking it to her, and she making confused looks at me :D you shoulda saw the looks I got whilst trying to teach mine. :D

White Raven
15th October 2003, 03:07
Originally posted by dlinkwit27
I'm so glad I can actually touch (liek hug and hold hands you perverts :p) and kiss and see my g/f. I wish i could say the same about other idiots in this forum. :D

Mmm, isn't that directed right at me and Idiot? Heh. S'allright, in time, we can do the same, and a hell of a lot more, so... Yeppy yeps.

But really, I am happy for you and your girlfriend, and I think it's cute you taught her 1337 speak. ^_^

anubis2003
15th October 2003, 03:07
same here...

ryan
15th October 2003, 03:08
I won't argue with anyone, so I'll just take dlinks word for it. Since he is "the neXt generation" and all :D

But, if he can call me an idiot, I'll just say his typing skills are excellent.

dlinkwit27
15th October 2003, 03:12
don't forget how 1337 I was then when my name was DLiNKWiT27 also. I was so freakin cool! :D lol

Fickle
15th October 2003, 03:15
I was Fickle_v for awhile, though I can't recall why.

dlinkwit27
15th October 2003, 03:16
cause you wre freakin cool like me too! :D I wonder if I shoudl have a mod change my name to just dlink. what do you all think? (is it bad when the thread starter hijacks his own thread?) :p

ryan
15th October 2003, 03:18
By the way dlink, is your girlfriend still in diapers?

Fickle
15th October 2003, 03:21
woa. Below the belt, I find.

ctn|chrisw
15th October 2003, 03:22
Originally posted by dlinkwit27
that is correct. I could care less what kind of thread you make, and/or where it is. If i don't like it, I just wont respond to it. Unlike other idiots in this forum. Anyway..., i got to give my g/f a kiss as a reward after she translated (ain't we so cute?). I'm so glad I can actually touch (liek hug and hold hands you perverts :p) and kiss and see my g/f. I wish i could say the same about other idiots in this forum. :D
oh go jump off a bridge.

pixiefied
15th October 2003, 03:24
ya..i call total bullshit!

ryan
15th October 2003, 03:24
Originally posted by Fickle
woa. Below the belt, I find.


And his joke wasn't?

Fickle
15th October 2003, 03:28
wait wait wait.

This all started with idiot falsly accusing dlink of something, and dlink lashing out, so on and so on. Who gives a fuck. don't get yor panties in a twist.
Unless you want drama.

If there's going to be drama lets do it right, instead of the weird relationship bullshit. You guys are acting like fucking kindergarteners. Get the fuck over it.

Trigear
15th October 2003, 03:32
ladies, to your respective corners. the bell hasn't rung yet, there's no fight.

Fickle
15th October 2003, 03:33
no, but there's definately some undergarment rustling.

DragonSon
15th October 2003, 03:35
Damn, how much have I missed?

anubis2003
15th October 2003, 03:38
wow - this is getting kind of weird.

Everyone just settle down - nothing's happened, and nothing will - hopefully. Back on the subject of 1337

ryan
15th October 2003, 03:38
I'll just stop here and ignore him. And we won't have anymore problems.

edit: sorry to everyone for derailing this thread.

Mike H.
15th October 2003, 03:52
I think that's pretty cool. I mean, 1337 speak is kind of lame, but it's cool that you taught your gf something unusual that you're interested in and she didn't act like you were a complete moron. (It makes me wish I had a gf!)

UpperKEES
15th October 2003, 04:26
Does anyone know a site with a good overview of 1337 speak (for a rookie like me :()?

UK

DragonSon
15th October 2003, 04:30
Go here (http://www.1337.net/)

UpperKEES
15th October 2003, 04:37
Thanks, this site is great! :up:Quote from the introduction:
1337 (Leet = Elite) speak is the latest bastardisation of the English language by our friends from across the Atlantic. It was developed by thousands of adolescent, spotty nerds with no life, poor literacy and non-existent personal hygiene in an attempt to make themselves appear clever, witty and socially acceptable amongst their peers who indulged in late night sessions of First-person Perspective Shooter (FPS) type video games such as the Quake series. It was intended as a method of encoding messages is such a way that they would become unreadable to the casual observer. This method of speaking has also been adopted by European gamers but in an ironical way, which, of course is lost on its inventors who, being American, are genetically blind to this form of humour.UK :D

Mike H.
15th October 2003, 04:39
Originally posted by UpperKEES
Does anyone know a site with a good overview of 1337 speak (for a rookie like me :()?

UK

The ultimate guide to 1337 speak!
1. Convert letters to the number or symbol that looks the most similar.
2. Replace "ck" with "x0r" and "you" with "j00".
3. Develop an attitude of superiority.

dlinkwit27
15th October 2003, 15:03
a) this is me being the bigger man now and not respondign to idiot ;)

b) i forgot to teach her about the x! i'm such a bad teacher :p. oh well. lesson two tonight. :p rewards. ;)

semi-off topic, but I have found myself saying "pwned" in real life. is that bad? :p

xzxzzx
15th October 2003, 15:20
Pwned is ok. As long as you're not at work. I've had to restrain myself from saying pwned, actually. No one around would have gotten it. And I don't even use "1337 5p34k" :D

UpperKEES
15th October 2003, 16:31
Originally posted by dlinkwit27
i forgot to teach her about the x! i'm such a bad teacher :p. oh well. lesson two tonight. :p rewards. ;)Let your g/f do the '4r3 j00 1337' test on that 1337 speak site. You'll know if you did well. ;)

UK