Mayonnaise = the devil?

[iomegajaz]

Is mayonnaise, in your opinion, the devil? Hmm?

The poll is open for three (3) days. VOTE NOW!!!

[ShyShy]

:rolleyes:

[ScorLibran]

NO! It's wonderful. Life's better because of mayonnaise! I eat mayonnaise with a spoon out of the jar sometimes...you know, when the craving hits. :rolleyes:

(Null vote)


Edit: 427 votes for yes?????????????????????

What's this bullshit????? :blah:


**clicking NO button 428 times...**

[MidnightViper88]

Hot dog mayonnaise or "hot dog" mayonnaise?

[horse-fly]

mayonnaise is the devil's "little squirt"

[iomegajaz]

ps. I personally think that in this particular non-biased, completely impartial poll, I'll have to go with "Yes", thanks Alex. Maynnaise tastes icky icky pi-TANG.

[ShyShy]

I DEMAND A RECOUNT, Florida style :p

[ScorLibran]

Clarification: mayo that spreads of mayo that squirts?

(Or are those the same thing? :confused: )

[ScorLibran]

Originally posted by Hugh
ps. I personally think that in this particular non-biased, completely impartial poll, I'll have to go with "Yes", thanks Alex. Maynnaise tastes icky icky pi-TANG.
AAAAYY...hold on there....we gots three days you said!!!!

:p

I'm lobbying...gimme 2-1/2 days....I'll kill your puny 427 votes. :D

[OutlawJim]

yes! of course it is! (of course, in my stupidity, i clicked no :p)

[iomegajaz]

Silly silly Jim bum. =)

Scor: It's still open, I was just stating my personal opinion. Like the other 426 people who've voted "yes" in the past 10 minutes. =D

[ShyShy]

Abuse of Mod powers... TEMP BAN HIM!!!

[xzxzzx]

*meep* *meep* *meep*

private: Sir, we're detecting abuse of mod powers on the horizon, two o'clock!

general xzxzzx: That's OK, private, Mod is on our side today.

mayo == devil

[ScorLibran]

Originally posted by OutlawJim
yes! of course it is! (of course, in my stupidity, i clicked no :p)
We appreciate your vote. :)


--- The Official Homeland Mayonnaise And Mustard Association (O.H.M.A.M.A.)

[Bilbo Baggins]

Mayonnaise is a disgusting, oily gloop designed for one purpose. To make you ill. I am of the belief that if it needs mayonnaise in it, it isn't worth eating anyway.

[ShyShy]

See... even the great artists think Miracle Whip rocks!

http://rwharton.illequipped.com/wallpaper/whip2.jpg

[ScorLibran]

Originally posted by ShyShy
See... even the great artists think Miracle Whip rocks!
Now that advertisement looks nicer than our old one (under our old name)...

http://members.roadfly.com/ccalmer01/Lard-2.jpg

[WomanOfHeart]

Mayo Mayo Mayo
Mustard Mustard Mustard










badger badger badger













oops...

[henry3k56]

Mayo comes from eggs. Ick.

[MidnightViper88]

I'm allergic to eggs, therefore I'm allergic to mayonnaise...

I've tried the stuff anyway, and I don't like it...

[Fickle]

It's good on a few thinfs:

BLT
Turkey Club

uh...thats it. So Yeah. Satan-like, but not altogether satan itself.

[laz]

Mayo is the apex of evil. By looks alown, it makes me want to vomit.

[horse-fly]

Originally posted by ShyShy
See... even the great artists think Miracle Whip rocks!

http://rwharton.illequipped.com/wallpaper/whip2.jpg excellent picture

[DJHotIce]

Originally posted by WomanOfHeart
Mayo Mayo Mayo
Mustard Mustard Mustard

badger badger badger

oops... ROTFL, thats totally great!

[james]

Hugh, you cheating bugger.

if sandwich {
mayo++;
}

[iomegajaz]

I now feel that it should be pointed out by me, that I actually don't believe mayonnaise to be the devil itself, but merely something I can live happily without. Given the option of either consuming the occasional bit of mayo on the occasional tuna fish sandwich and getting a lovely woman in my life making them for me, or the other option of not having to put up with mayo but also not having said woman in said life making them for me... I'll take the mayo, thanks Alex. =D

I want nookie, damnit.

That made sense, you just don't know it yet. =P

Pfft™ whatever, I need to finish my lunch and get back to work.

MONKEYS, DAMNIT.
-Hugh

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Horse-Fly
excellent picture


Thanks, laughed like crazy when I saw it :D

@ Hugh: kiss ass, but it'll still probably get you laid :rolleyes::D

[Fickle]

Originally posted by Hugh


I want nookie, damnit.

That made sense, you just don't know it yet. =P

Pfft™ whatever, I need to finish my lunch and get back to work.

MONKEYS, DAMNIT.
-Hugh

right-o, there. 10-4 buddy. whoo boy.

[iomegajaz]

But it's an elephant. On a PIZZA. That doesn't make any sense!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
*runs with arms flailing madly

[Jay]

Mayo on mine please ;)

[Fickle]

expert-texpert choking smokers don't they thing they laugh at you?

goo-goo-jo-oob

[DragonSon]

Mayonnaise is the tool of the devil...I loathe it...:igor:

[Mike H.]

Mayonnaise is teh good stuff!

Miracle Whip, on the other hand, is from hell.

[Widdykats]

http://www.dollhouseminiatures.com/images/hi/hellmans150.jpg <This plus Tuna fish (only white albacore) and celery and onion..or chicken with onion and celery or ham and swiss :D up: Because good mayo rules! yep!

[james]

yus, teh no vote r teh winn0ring :D

[ShyShy]

I think we can thank a certain mod, all mayo appreciators :D

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by ShyShy
I think we can thank a certain mod, all mayo appreciators :D
I'm sure you can...(winky-winky..)
*owwwww my eye*:confused:

[ShyShy]

Heh, it wasn't him! I asked! Hehehe...

[ScorLibran]

Hmmm...

It appears my shipment of beer reached its destination.

:)

[ujay]

Chicken and lettuce in a bap, double mayo - to go.

As Widdy said,how can you possibly eat tuna without mayonaise :tomato:

UJ

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by ujay
Chicken and lettuce in a bap, double mayo - to go.

As Widdy said,how can you possibly eat tuna without mayonaise :tomato:

UJ
See! Seee! And ujay is intelligent and stuff! So there ,too, either!:D (sticks tongue out..nyahhh, nyaaaahhh)

[Krynis]

its not inherintly evil but the bottle is another matter entirely :mad:

PS. dont fry mayo to long it spoils :igor:

[Jay]

Mayo is great on everything...

except grill cheese sandwiches and McDonald's dollar value menu Burgers.

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by Krynis
its not inherintly evil but the bottle is another matter entirely :mad:

PS. dont fry mayo to long it spoils :igor:



JAR!! All good mayo comes in a JAR :D

[ujay]

You place far too much faith in me Widdy :confused: & :o , :D

UJ

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by ujay
You place far too much faith in me Widdy :confused: & :o , :D

UJ
Yes, yes I do!!! Isn't that nice; like mayonaise!:D:up:

[Bilbo Baggins]

I might have a dictator moment and rig the poll :p

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I might have a dictator moment and rig the poll :p


Bah! You and Hugh deserve each other :p Bastards.

[Bilbo Baggins]

I love it when you are angry.

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I love it when you are angry.


Stop. You're turning me on.

[Bazman63]

I once met an American on holiday in Ireland, who thought mayonaise was invented in County Mayo. Absolutely true. Seemed a shame to tell her the truth, so I agreed with her instead:)

[ShyShy]

Alright... who added the fourth option? :weird:

[iomegajaz]

it wasn't me.
it was jaz

[henry3k56]

Recount!

[DragonSon]

Hugh's the poster boy for Delusions of Granduer.

[Jay]

you guys shouldn't rig the poll, that is so lame. ;)

[ShyShy]

Uh... I didn't think we even had that many members :igor:


Me wubs KXRM for his support in the Mayo wars :D

[Rellik]

Registered Members: 129,464

Right...
and what about the ~1600 other votes..

tsk tsk....;):igor:

[Jay]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Me wubs KXRM for his support in the Mayo wars :D
/me hifives fello mayo lover shyshy

Originally posted by Rellik
Registered Members: 129,464

Right...
and what about the ~1600 other votes..

tsk tsk....;):igor:

those were from the rigged polls, jeepers! ;)

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I might have a dictator moment and rig the poll :p
I might have a dictator moment and bin the poll :p

I'mma move half the threads from the bin to GD since they contain more density than crap like this.

[ScorLibran]

Rigged??? Who says it's rigged?

I had 443 of my close friends vote on my side. :D

And I've ......got...ummm....proof........... somewhere. :weird:

[iomegajaz]

Okay, Chevy's right - this thread's past its used by date.

Moving to the RB from GD. Werd.

[iomegajaz]

Yeah, Chevy's right - this thread's past its used by date.

Moving to the RB from GD. See?

[xzxzzx]

Ueh? Hugh (apparantly unintentionally) double-posting?

Impossible.

[iomegajaz]

No wa-ay.

Damnit. Stoopid mySQL server fuckups, making me think the post hadn't gone through, and shit like that.

Si teh grr.

[xzxzzx]

I kinda find it funny how similar the two posts are :D

[iomegajaz]

Great minds. Both of them.

=D

[henry3k56]

Thanks mods! You yet again killed a thread in which I'm still posting in. :p


------------Cut line here

[ShyShy]

Update: The great Mayo war has been settled under the stage. Uh... I meant backstage. I won :)

[iomegajaz]

Oh really foo'? =P

*blows big ol' drunken raspberries in your general direction


Oh and WHO THE CRAP POURED MAYO ALL OVER ME? HMMMMM?!

[ShyShy]

God damnit, Hugh, you slobbered everywhere :rolleyes: Drunken ejit.

Ehh... I think it was the hobbit with man-boobies that did that.