*.*ball thread

[godoncrack]

I can't believe its up to me to start:
TEH SPORTS THREAD!
I'll kick.
Anyone see the Panthers game last night?
not just for us in the states, people from places i've never heard of(zimbabwe,france) are more than welcome to discuss tehir local sporting events

[marvinbarcelona]

That'll be American Football, eh?
That's the sport where the guys have to wear armour, right?

pish! Try rugby, mate. Now, thats a mans game.

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

And why is this in the Movie and TV forum anyway? :confused: Ah well, I'm too tired to care, I only can predict that this will be the only time I post in a sports thread, I rather do a sport myself than watching some figures on Tv doing it...but that's just me...

Mia:)

[Cylob]

Rugby's a ruffian's game. Totally uncivilised (and a bit gay). Take the scrum for instance....

Football's a real sport.

[Namelessv1]

Originally posted by marvinbarcelona
That'll be American Football, eh?
That's the sport where the guys have to wear armour, right?

pish! Try rugby, mate. Now, thats a mans game.

Yeah, I know, the only risk they're taking is the possibility of getting their nose shoved into their brain cavity...I don't see any danger...

[godoncrack]

Originally posted by Mrs_Mia_Wallace
And why is this in the Movie and TV forum anyway? :confused: Ah well, I'm too tired to care, I only can predict that this will be the only time I post in a sports thread, I rather do a sport myself than watching some figures on Tv doing it...but that's just me...

Mia:)

In america, sports and tv go hand and hand.
Monday Night Football probably doesn't ring a bell for you.

I witnessed the rape of Denver yesterday.
Indianappolis left them holding their assholes closed.
Right before the end of the first half, They started dancing before a kickoff.
I never caught the final score, as i was too busy being high and seeing god, but thats not for this thread.

[marvinbarcelona]

Originally posted by Dawg4Life2K1
Yeah, I know, the only risk they're taking is the possibility of getting their nose shoved into their brain cavity...I don't see any danger...

I take you've never played or seen a rugby match? My local team , Salford City Reds, had an American footballer come over a few uears ago. He lasted about twenty minutes before he got on the next plane back to the US....thought it was a bit rough for his liking.:D

[Bazman63]

Ahh now we're talking sport:D

Rugby. Mans game. nuff said.

Picture is of London Irish mascot "Digger" and Lawrence Delallio with the Web Ellis Trophey - THE WORLD CUP:up:

[Bazman63]

Here's our decent Canadian No 8. Phil Murphy.

Phil joined London Irish in 2003 from French club Perpignan. He has 17 caps for his native Canada although he has four caps at schoolboy level for Ireland. He has also played for Oakville Crusaders in Canada. Phil enjoys golf and collecting movies.



http://www.london-irish.com/sub_frontplayerdisplay.ink?squadno=3434&season=2003/2004

[godoncrack]

Dude looks like he just took a baseball bat to the head.
I'm impressed.

[Merlin]

Rugby's just weird. All the positions have names apart from the one so nondescript it's just known as Number Eight. Then there's the whole men with their heads between two other men's arses thing. Still, at least I can follow it. Unlike Cricket, which is just an excuse to get pissed for five consecutive days. Deep Square Leg? Silly Mid Off? what? Give your fielding positions real names.

FYI, there have been hundreds of sport-related threads, but too often some wiseguy Yank steps in and starts blathering on about the meaning of 'Football' and the thread dies.

[godoncrack]

The meaning of football!!
A ball that you maneuver with your foot.
Any questions??

This thread can and will be different.
I promise to mentally rape any "yank" foolish enough to defile
TEH SPORTS THREAD.
Goat-sex porn will suffice.

[Bazman63]

Well said, Sir.

Now these are my Austarlian Rules medals.
Danish Australian Rules Football League Grand finals. champions. Unfortunately I've lost the one from 1992.

1991 = Copenhagen Crododiles (player on loan) bt North Copenhagemn Barracudas.

1992 = Amager Tigers (player) Bt Cph Crocs.

1993 + Amager Tigers (player and club president) bt Barracudas

[godoncrack]

Wow!!
A physicially active member of winamp who doesn't rank masturbation as his sport of choice.
Anyone else wanna step forward??!?

[will]

Originally posted by Cylob
Rugby's a ruffian's game. Totally uncivilised (and a bit gay). Take the scrum for instance....

Football's a real sport. Football is gentlemens game played by thugs.
Rugby is a thugs game played by gentlemen.

[Bazman63]

Originally posted by godoncrack
Wow!!
A physicially active member of winamp who doesn't rank masturbation as his sport of choice.
Anyone else wanna step forward??!?


Masturbation is my second favorite sport:p

I also take part in full contact pub quizzes.

Here's one of me when I was a Junior Leader soldier teaching rock climbing to Army Cadets. (Me in the red helmet)

Oops next post, sorry.

[Bazman63]

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[zootm]

Originally posted by godoncrack
Anyone else wanna step forward??!?
i used to do sprint/marathon canoeing, but i stopped because of my back.

[godoncrack]

well with you being all naked and excited you were probably pulled off balance
so its your own fault :p
i run
and Phish:)

[apola_anamisha]

Football is the #1 game........nothing can beat it.
Also, I like cricket(not that bug but a great game which most of you guys probably never heard of)

[zootm]

Originally posted by godoncrack
well with you being all naked and excited you were probably pulled off balance
so its your own fault :p
i run
and Phish:)
i have a growth disorder which affects my posture and flexibility, so i can't sit in a canoe properly. but close :D

[godoncrack]

Brett Favre FINALLY got his ass handed to him and I didn't even see it!!!!!!!
I was too busy owning some bitch on starcraft.
In case you folks didn't know, Favre came from the county next to mine.
Hancock county, home people who scare even me.

[zootm]

who?

[Namelessv1]

Brett Favre (http://www.packers.com/team/players/favre_brett/), a future hall of famer and a god in the state of Wisconsin.

[onlydarkness]

:igor: disgusted!

[s1138]

shouldnt it be

*.ball thread?

[zootm]

depends what your naming structure is.

[godoncrack]

blah blah snort
shouldnt it be

*.ball thread?
All the windows OS I've used took *.*
so the thoughtprocess who ordained this thread chose that for the title
as for Brett Favre
He'd be good if he got off his high horse and quit suckin nuts for money.
Him AND his coke addicted family

New sport
I saw Lumberjack games on ESPN2 the other night.
and not all of them were from america or canada
a good number were from austraila (woot for aussies)
Any weird sports you all(read yall) come aross?
Curling doesn't count as its too wierd.

[Bazman63]

Kaballa. Indian game of two teams, where one member at a time of the "attacking" team has to cross a line and get back again while the other team tries to stop them by grappling with them. All the while the "defending" team have to repeat out loud, Kaballa, kaballa, kaballa" until they run out of breath and relaese the "attacking" player. I saw it a few times on UK TV. I was fasinated, but never quite understood it.