m&m's jackson conspiracy

[Windude]

I have heard that the new blac & white M&M's have proved popular in america. I find this intresting for a time when one of Americas best entertainers (debateable) is in a lawsuit.

I believe that the makers of M&M's are using their new colours to alter the minds of americans. from colour into white.

i believe that drugs are used in this and that the mars corp are a supporter of jackson.

[LollipopLustKil]

What the fuck are you talking about?

They're just candy dude.

[Windude]

Lollipop thats what they want you to think, most food substances sold are laced with drugs to alter the state of your mind so you just blend into the background while the shadow govt run the show, of course the shadow govt is made up of a commercial sector, the govts of the world know this and are members of the shadow govt.

Jackson is also a member/slave of the shadow govt he is facing prosecution, and now the mars corp has brought out "candy" as you so quaintly put it. it is quite obvious that this candy is there to help persude Jackson is innocent so that he won't goto prison. We must stop this.

[Namelessv1]

Originally posted by LollipopLustKil
What the fuck are you talking about?

They're just candy dude.

Don't fight it, just go along with the head trip.

[eleet-2k2]

Originally posted by Dawg4Life2K1
Don't fight it, just go along with the head trip. Spoken like a true pacifist. :D ;)

Okay windude, that's why people buy food without the MSG (the addictive chemical that used to be in various foods).

[whatsitsname]

isn't that just using causal connection, kinda like me saying well a car just went past and i was holding my foot so that means cars will all of a sudden go past when i hold my foot

[ShyShy]

Lollipop hasn't seen any of Windude's threads yet?


Although, this time you'd have to blame it on crash-commercialism, Windude. Their timing's just as bad as the ambulance chasers :p

[iomegajaz]

Originally posted by whatsitsname
isn't that just using causal connection, kinda like me saying well a car just went past and i was holding my foot so that means cars will all of a sudden go past when i hold my foot Please, let go of your foot! The cars are giving me a headache.

[LollipopLustKil]

This is only the third post of his I've seen, and I finally thought...WTF? Normally I call him an idiot (no offense to the real idiot :p) in my mind and move on. 'Till now.

[xzxzzx]

Bwha.

Nah.

Whagala.

Smeuh.

Sorry. Trying to formulate a responce has apparently set off the Xzxzzx stupid detector™, and I was therefore unable to do so.

[ertmann|CPH]

while i do find there is substance to some conspiracy theories (not that they are neccesarely true, but some evidence is compelling) in fx. the murder of JFK, Diana's car crash, the Watergate scandal and the first moonlanding.

This, i will promise you, with 99.999999999% probabilty is nothing but a paranoid mind at work....

you hardly need this to cause you sleepless nights my dear windude.

- Stefan

[Mr_007]

I dont think people like mr jackson.
you hasnt any news about this man?

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by Windude
I have heard that the new blac & white M&M's have proved popular in america. I find this intresting for a time when one of Americas best entertainers (debateable) is in a lawsuit.

I believe that the makers of M&M's are using their new colours to alter the minds of americans. from colour into white.

i believe that drugs are used in this and that the mars corp are a supporter of jackson.
http://www.csicop.org/si/2002-09/x-files.jpg
Co-Winky Dink????? We don't think so!

[NJK]

M&M's black and white

http://www.3w-art.com/warnerbrothers/wnb7.jpg

[Widdykats]

aheheheheewheheeh ahhhhhh aheheheh
*whew* It just gets better and better, I'm telling ya':D:up:

[MidnightViper88]

Originally posted by Windude
I believe that the makers of M&M's are using their new colours to alter the minds of americans. from colour into white.

But wait...M&M's turned from colored to black and white...But Jackson first started out as a black man and turned to white, but don't people also call black people "colored"? So if M&M's go from colored to black and white, would there be no change at all just as much as there is? And aren't black and white technically not M&M's new "colours"? :weird:

Oh, you make no sense... :p :D

[missyob]

I have never heard of black and white M&M's.

Does anyone know what the green ones mean?

~ Missy

[Fickle]

I always thought the green ones were supposed to be sexy or whatever.

Black and White m&ms? Where?

Oh, and Windude, sometimes you nearly make sense, but it wasn't this time.

[Loveless]

The green ones give you gas. Nowaitthat'slifesavers.

Black and White M&Ms (http://www.supermarketguru.com/page.cfm/5158)

They come in black and white packages (regular in black, peanut in white) and are black and white with silver letters (for the white ones) and white letters (for the black ones).

I like the inverted Reese's cups. :)

[Rovastar]

hehe Windude does it again. :)

[taylormemer]

This Windude is so funny. LOL.:blah: :blah:

[Rocker]

OMFG ITS ANOTHER CONSIPIRACY!

WERE ALL GONNA GET CANCER AND DIE!

[Sandman2012]

Forget about the drugs and let's focus on the real conspiracy: for years M & M's have been advertised with the slogan "The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands." While this is technically true it is misleading because they neglect to mention that the dye on the candy shell is what gets all over your hands.

Don't believe the hype.

:p

[MidnightViper88]

"It melts in your mouth, not in your hand"...

There is no "milk chocolate" in the slogan...You're messing with our minds... :p

[Sandman2012]

Maybe they changed the slogan, or maybe my memory isn;t what it used to be,but I rememnber the "milk chocolate" bit in the slogan.

Must be all the drugs in the candy messing up my brain.

[xzxzzx]

http://www.mms.com/us/about/history/index.jsp

[Bazman63]

"The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands." That was the slogan for a Brittish brand of chcolat buttons, many years ago. can't remember what they were called.

But, eminem is a white guy who sings like a black rapper! Hey! Ever thought of that? Sinister or what?

[Sandman2012]

That same year, the universally loved "M&M's"® Brand Characters and the famous slogan, "The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand,"® debuted in the brand's initial TV advertising.

Thanks, man. Now who remembers "Fall in to the Gap?"

[MidnightViper88]

Does this have to do with the clothing company The Gap, the candy M&M's, or something else a Yank like me doesn't know about? :p

[Sandman2012]

I thought this was a tech support thread. :weird:

[xzxzzx]

Who said it isn't?

[Cognition]

What none of you realise, is that the brown M&Ms have mind-altering drugs which cause you to like black and white ones, and the RED M&M's make you believe insane conspiracy theories. Worst of all, ALL the M&Ms, if consumed in large enough quantities, have the ability to make you sick.

[Rovastar]

Originally posted by Bazman63
"The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands." That was the slogan for a Brittish brand of chcolat buttons, many years ago. can't remember what they were called.


That was Minstrels.

[MidnightViper88]

What Cognition said...
What none of you realise, is that the brown M&Ms have mind-altering drugs which cause you to like black and white ones, and the RED M&M's make you believe insane conspiracy theories. Worst of all, ALL the M&Ms, if consumed in large enough quantities, have the ability to make you sick.

I always said that chocolate can make a person go mentally insane...Women really like chocolate, so according to their large consumption of it, that's why they're always psycho-like characters... :D

*goes to hide in a corner of the room with a stick in his hand*

[Bazman63]

Originally posted by Rovastar
That was Minstrels.


Minstrals

Yeah. Actually they're crap aren't they?

[Fickle]

Originally posted by Sandman2012
Thanks, man. Now who remembers "Fall in to the Gap?"

Wasn't that when they had all those "rock" stars selling thier cheaply made, overexpensive wares? Like Aerosmith's beutiful rending of "FAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLLLL Into da GAP!"?

I wanted to stab out my eyes everytime I saw that particular fuckarow.

[Sandman2012]

I think that was the retro thing after the Gap got "hip." They were really tacky in the 70's and the "Fall into the Gap" slogan was sung by some generic guy with a deep voice.

[J. Burnaway]

Black and white M&M's are only available in the US (and perhaps Canada, the 51st state) or so I've heard. There were also multicolored M&M's in the summer - the mostly looked like they'd been tossed together in a tumbler and chips of color got transferred between them.

And of course I remember "Fall into the Gap"...who wouldn't?