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Windude
17th January 2004, 12:44
these seemingly nice people are really an organisation bent on world domination.

They provide free bibles that are carried in every room of nearly every hotel, they give these free bible's out to school children, however i think i have cracked this non profit craze. these bibles contain microchips made up from millions upon millions of nanobots.
new research has seen how nanobots go straight to the brain. it would only take a few of these dasterdly bots to infect one person and millions could fit ina spine. I believe that gideons is in competition with the shadow govt and are in fact tracking us all.

at this time, there seems to be no cure. I will keep searching for the truth we muct protect ourselves.

Mrs_Mia_Wallace
17th January 2004, 12:48
There are no gideon Bibles in Hotels in Switzerland and Germany and I have never heard of gideons before I was in the USA...does that mean I am safe? :rolleyes:

Mia:)

fwgx
17th January 2004, 13:07
Unfortunatly I think what Windude is refering to is the persistency of the God meme. It's a nasty fucker that just won't disapear like it should. It preys on the weak and vunerable and provides easy happy solutions to hard nasty problems.

mark
17th January 2004, 17:07
IM INFECTED, THEY GAVE ME ONE IN SCHOOL!!!KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Vie
17th January 2004, 17:10
I still have mine...

..I was one of the few who did not:

Bin
Destroy
Burn
Use as doorstop
drop on floor
or even eat it...

taylormemer
17th January 2004, 17:16
Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
IM INFECTED, THEY GAVE ME ONE IN SCHOOL!!!KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sure thing. *picks up gun and kills noddy*:p

Windude, I just cannot stop laughing at this.:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

MidnightViper88
17th January 2004, 19:01
Uber-:blah: smilie us3ag3!!11!1~

eleet-2k2
17th January 2004, 19:54
Someone's been watching too much Mission: Impossible for their own good. ;)

DragonSon
17th January 2004, 22:22
Windude, I hear Black Helicopters...

Mike H.
17th January 2004, 22:30
Windude, if you're on drugs, you need to quit. If you're not, maybe you should start.

marvinbarcelona
17th January 2004, 22:58
It all begins to make sense......now.

apollos
17th January 2004, 23:00
I still have my bible :o

*runs around naked screaming* THE BUGS HAVE ME!!