The "Criticize the poster above you" thread

[Raz]

First to get banned wins some free EXTREME hemorrhoid cream.

http://www.healingedge.net/store/media/prod_nel_hemorrhoid.jpg

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

Raz knows a lot although he's younger than me and thus makes me look bad. :hang:

Mia:)

[Raz]

You've gone and killed the thread by posting. ;)

but yeah, ignore this post and continue...

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

Alright let me try again:

Mia is dumb because ahe simply kills some new threads and even ignored the thread starter's post to criticize herself. She also really should be working instead of posting in the recycle bin, otherwise she won't make it through her University studies...

Alright, that's it or I'm going to cry...someone else please! :D

Mia:)

[Coman]

she's a naughty girl. ...or is that a good thing?

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

My criticism about Coman:

Coman has a very sexist avatar that makes women look as if they were merely objects to be looked at, or rather down by men in any way they want. It makes fake plastic breasts to be the goal to be acquired by women to be a more valued object to men. It mocks all the battle women have gone through to acquire just a little bit of emancipation from men and puts us back into the medieval times of womenhood...

...above all it makes me horny, should I feel bad about that? :p

Mia:)

[Coman]

well not at all ;)

im gonna keep it now.

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

I criticise Coman for not staying on topic even though the thread is already in the recycle bin! :mad:

:p

Mia:)

[Mr Jones]

Criticise Mia?, that would be just wrong, although there was that cheerleader picture incident :D

/god I must be bored posting in here :igor:

[White Raven]

Me criticism of Mr Jones:
His red boots look like Ronald McDonald, and that's wrong...


Mmm, paedophile endorsed cheeseburgers! :D

(I know mine's gonna be 'Whiny attention whore')

[Dark Ninja]

White Raven scavenges the forum for little titbits like an ugly old bag lady that has a trolly full of old useless winamp skins

is that too much

[Coman]

--> '

:mad:

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

My critic on Coman:

His above post made no sense at all (at least to me) :igor:

Mia:)

[Dark Ninja]

Mia

a bit stupid since coman`s post made sense to me

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

I was tired yesterday and had a few beers, now I get it as well :D

Same criticism here since you even applied it in the post above me (not in the one above Coman though)! :mad:

Mia:)

[hgnis]

Teeny bopper.

[godoncrack]

on more than one occasion, you have offended me
this is not possible and shall result in your immediate termination

[nemesis1981]

godoncrack is a jizz-bucket, even more vile than a prostitute's VD infected minge.

How's that for insulting the poster above me?

[godoncrack]

try again
but with no name calling
but DO some effort into it
this is an ART
you have to pull if from your heart by the testecles

[hgnis]

Cattle molesting, cousin humping, crackhead.
:)

[Mike H.]

hgnis tends to derail threads by bringing a joke into a serious thread.

[hgnis]

Mike has exhibitionist tendancies that causes him to take things online too seriously.

He's also an ICQ user.

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

Hgnis makes me jealous since I am the only Hobbit humper! :p

Mia:)

[hgnis]

Mia suffers from hobbit obsessive compulsive behaviour accompanied with delusional images that causes her to believe that she is the only One that can hump hobbits.
She also ends most of her posts with a smiley for apprehension of offending others.
:p

[White Raven]

hgnis posts the fucking fat n00b man picture too much.

[Fickle]

She's canadian. 'nuff said.

[Mrs_Mia_Wallace]

Fickle is a way too serious guy, I have never seen him being funny or making any jokes in this forum...plus he hated the Rocky Horror Picture show!

:p

(At least your avatar is awsome which makes up for it)

Mia:)

[Coman]

"has a crush on Bilbo"


not me :hang:

[horse-fly]

you flat out suck

[hgnis]

HF thinks sucking is a bad thing.

[Mike H.]

hgnis has an anime avatar. And I can't pronounce his name.

[hgnis]

Mike is a thread killer.

[horse-fly]

well... hgnis is looking at me thru his pointy hair... NO ONE LOOKS AT ME AND LIVES

*hgnis falls down dead*