simpsons intro [3/14]

[meerak]

i just saw the greatest intro [and longest]

[horse-fly]

i didn't realize that people still watched the new episodes of the simpsons...

[Coman]

where are the new episodes showing and when?

[Raz]

My one and only phrase to describe the simpsons:

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[horse-fly]

Originally posted by Coman
where are the new episodes showing and when? in the pacific time zone, they are on FOX at 8 pm sundays

[meerak]

o wow i never knew simpsons is out

[Fickle]

Fox will run the Simpsons into the Ground. King of the Hill has actually surpassed it on my laff-o-meter.

[horse-fly]

the new episodes of the simpsons are just too cheese ball for my taste

the older ones are much better, MUCH BETTER!

BTW: King of the hill and futurama are badass

[Raz]

I mean, just look at all the classic quotes from one old episode of the simpsons, then compare it to one of the shitty new ones:

*Skinner admires Chalmers' old, tannish brown pride*
I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.

I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl.
[everybody laughs]
[chuckles] I guess it is a little funny.


Skinner: All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it. First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen. Then, I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work known to man -- janitorial work.
Willy: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.
Skinner: Ah, yes. Uh... Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's where you're headed.


Homer: Now we just sit by the mailbox and watch the money roll in.
Marge: But you're going to annoy thousands of people just to make a few measly dollars. It's nothing but panhandling.
Homer: Tele-panhandling.


Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose?
Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE!
[Willy gives the hose to Nelson]
Nelson: Is this right? [sprays him]
Willy: Aaugh! Turn off the noozle!
Nelson: The noodles? What noodles?
Willy: The noozle at the end of the hoose!
*Lisa giggles, only to be caught by Mr. Largo.*
Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
Kids: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
Kids: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey: He does not!
Kids: Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter: She does not!
Kids: Uter likes Milhouse!
Mr. Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse!



Nelson holds the hive in the hive and calls out to Willy. "Hey, Willy! Catch the football!" Nelson flings the bee hive at Willy. "All right, I... Aaaaaaaaaaaah!! Aaaaah aaaaah!!" Lisa sighs dreamily.





Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're like a big sister.
Milhouse: No, I'm not! Why does everybody keep saying that?
Lisa: Would you do me a favor? When you get back to class, just give him this note.
Milhouse: [groans]
Lisa: Please?
Milhouse: [thinking] When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you.
[aloud] Sure! What's a big sister for? [walks off]
[to himself] Oh... I shouldn't have said that.
Back in class, the note is passed to Nelson.
Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you." [turns around]
[Milhouse wiggles his fingers at him]
Next thing he knows, Milhouse is rushed out the school on a gurney,
his glasses wrecked and his nose leaking a stream of blood.




Dolph: Oh, man! You kissed a girl!
Jimbo: That is so gay!



Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely.
Phone: Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look...
Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again.
Maude: Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.
[Ned turns out the light -- the phone rings again]
Ned: Howdily-di...
Phone: Greetings, friends...
[Ned hangs up]
Ned: Dang!
Maude: I told you to unplug the phone.
Ned: But it could be my mother!
[the phone rings]
Howdy...
Phone: Greetings, friends...
Ned: [hangs up] Shoot!
Maude: That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.
Homer: [outside his window] Will you two shut up?! People are trying to sleep!





Nelson: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide!
[Homer opens his window]
Homer: Lisa's window is the next one.



Ned: Howd...
Phone: Greetings, friends...
Maude: Ned, did you plug that phone back in?
Homer: Shut up!




Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

[Fickle]

They were a funny look at suburban american families, communities, and over all, everybody.
Now they're just "Look how stupid Homer is! Isn't he stupid? Watch him fall! heehee, He fell again! Hear him yell 'D'oh!' Look, he fell again! How stupid can he be?"

[AfroMex]

The Simpsons have slipped but thats just because after so long you kinda runout of crap to do a show on its just running out of stuff to do it happens to all shows this is just the next for it to happen to and if you guys can tell me where the Simpsons live i'll giv you a cookie its not hard if you live where its based guess you'll never get it hahahahahah

[horse-fly]

they live in Springfield... i want my cookie!

[AfroMex]

no but what state/ city is springfield based on i just made it harder if you get this i'll giv you 2 cookies and trust me you wouldn't know unles you lived there

[whiteflip]

WASHINGTON. Where are my cookies bitch!
Otis Spunkmire Chocolate Chip. You know where to get them :D

[AfroMex]

I'll giv them to you on friday

[cyu]

I saw the last few Simpsons episodes.. They weren't that bad esp. the one with Arnie, which made fun of the Martha Stewart thing. I do agree that some episodes are dry in humor.

[AfroMex]

Yeah! but there might be a simpsons anymore. Because the people who do the voices are holding out for more money.

[Fickle]

Originally posted by AfroMex
The Simpsons have slipped but thats just because after so long you kinda runout of crap to do a show on its just running out of stuff to do it happens to all shows this is just the next for it to happen to and if you guys can tell me where the Simpsons live i'll giv you a cookie its not hard if you live where its based guess you'll never get it hahahahahah

why is it when people type they never use punctuation I never understand why people can be so fucking ridiculous as to completely leave off any relevance to English whatso ever it is a complete struglle for me to not use punctuation at the moment and even harder when I want to use a comma or a double-space after a sentance what the fuck is so hard about punctuation moron
hahahahahahahah

[whiteflip]

Our schools did not teach grammer very well. Or math. Or anything really. Grammer however was severely lacking. They didn't teach me grammer thats for sure.

[horse-fly]

grammar*

[whiteflip]

spelling wasnt emphasied much either. im more of a math person anyway.

[AfroMex]

They say we have some of the best schools in the nation, But we all come out retarded. ask whiteflip. you get dummer the longer you go.

[Fickle]

Originally posted by AfroMex
They say we have some of the best schools in the nation, But we all come out retarded. ask whiteflip. you get dummer the longer you go.

Way to appear intelligent while completely fucking up your grammar.

[whiteflip]

how is it apperaing intellegent when you admit that you got dummer as you progressed through school?

[Fickle]

dumber

There is a BIG FUCKING B IN THERE! MARK IT! CHRIST!

[AfroMex]

Hey no need to get mad over a word its just a word and that proved my point that i got dumBer the longer i went to school

[Fickle]

Originally posted by AfroMex
Hey no need to get mad over a word its just a word and that proved my point that i got dumBer the longer i went to school

Just because you were too dumb to pay attention in class later on in school doesn't mean everybody was. I'm sure some people were actually educated pretty well in school. As for me, I went to a private high school for two years, then went to a public high school and coasted my way through, as I had already learned what they were teaching me. Interesting, I now wish I had tried to get into the harder classes. I would have made less friends, but I'd probably be in college right now.

[AfroMex]

fisrt off, i didn't need to pay attention in class. and unlike you, i did take the harder classes. but all they do is repeat the same crap that you have already been thought or know. all school gave me was the ability to sit on my ass and not care.

[whiteflip]

the harder classes were easier than the easier classes at liberty. believe us liberty was an educational shit hole, especially for math. there was no assistance for english. it was just write a paper and turn it in and we will give you a grade.

[AfroMex]

yeah! i couldn't talk in Creative Writing for the whole year. because in the first few days the teacher asked for a simali or a medafore and i said Poop is like Puking out of your ass. that was the end of my ability to talk in CW. oh well! its not like i cared, it just ment that i could sleep and stil get an A.

[SonicEchidna]

The Simpsons is NOT gonna die anytime soon, mostly because some of the plots for the new episodes that I've seen kick ass! In my opinion, The Simpsons are just going to carry on getting better and better. Surely someone on here agrees with me?

Anyone? *Long silence*................................
Guess not.

[deeder7001]

i haven't watched any of the newer episodes in a long time. sometimes the episode is kind of dry though. still funny a lot of the time.