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Avion
24th April 2004, 01:59
- what alien would you have sex with? -
- The ever popular Greys
http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/ufoart/greyj.jpg
- Queen from the movie aliens
http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~dragonet/alien/AlienQueen.jpg http://www27.brinkster.com/radman88/WebPage/images/aliens-queenmother.jpg
That other alien with the freaky eyes, the new born alien from alien 4
http://www.deathstudios.com/images/newbornangle.jpg
- The ruthless and sadistic Predator
http://www.alexvisani.com/monstergallery/predator.jpg
the loveable hairy but I never understand what he says, Chewbacca
http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/2003/images/chewbacca.lg.jpg
That A$$ H*le Jar Jar Binks
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38090000/jpg/_38090366_binks150.jpg
The crimnal and Princess Pimp, Jaba
http://www.artificialanatomy.com/jaba.jpg
Darth Maul
http://www.sonyclassical.com/music/61816/art/maul.jpg
Alien from independence day
http://www.rickgebhardt.net/photos/wisconsin_dells_2002/PB160015.JPG
Female Vulcan yummy!
http://www.captainmike.org/Images/tpol1.gif
Or those funny aliens from the "Mars Attacks" movie
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/mars_attacks/images/mars_attacks_large_14.jpg
http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/mars-attacks/media/51.jpg
ShyShy
24th April 2004, 02:04
Ummm... you forgot the option for "Aussies" :D Strange people...
Fickle
24th April 2004, 02:04
Depends. How many beers and how much coke?
Avion
24th April 2004, 02:08
Originally posted by Fickle
Depends. How many beers and how much coke?
OK.
If you were forced to have sex with an alien, any alien who would it be?
Fickle
24th April 2004, 02:16
I like human women fine, thanks. They don't have extra parts, but the parts they have, whoo.
MidnightViper88
24th April 2004, 02:38
Originally posted by ShyShy
Ummm... you forgot the option for "Aussies" :D Strange people...
Don't forget the Mexicans!
*whistles*
:p
Dark Ninja
24th April 2004, 04:15
it`s a bit wierd but probably a female borg
squakMix
24th April 2004, 04:17
http://www.deathstudios.com/images/newbornangle.jpg
... Looks like a baby that has been skull fucked too hard...
GarbagePoe
24th April 2004, 04:18
If one of those is a newborn, is that considered paedophilia?
Jay
24th April 2004, 04:25
er.. an illegal one?
fookknot
24th April 2004, 04:38
er.. an illegal one?
I was thinking the same thing. :D
SSJ4 Gogitta
24th April 2004, 04:44
There is only one logical choice there.
T'Pol, my friend.
ryan
24th April 2004, 04:48
Vulcan.
horse-fly
24th April 2004, 05:55
i would go with that female vulcan, but that is some nasty, NASTY hair... so i go with Chewy
whiteflip
24th April 2004, 07:12
I forgot to select JarJar so I could reem him up the bung hole for making a sucky movie that much more suckier.
Xerxes
24th April 2004, 09:26
Where's the borg queen? ;)
Germ
24th April 2004, 12:06
Nothing wrong with trying something once.
Go for them all.
Except Jabba the Fucking Hut...
That's just goddamn disgusting.
Raz
24th April 2004, 14:16
Note to anyone: Never buy Germ a pet.
hgnis
24th April 2004, 18:29
I would be logical in my choice. :)
Germ
24th April 2004, 18:41
Nice one Raz :)
taylormemer
24th April 2004, 18:57
@Shy, you should turn to your own borders, Sylvester Staloyne (however you spell it) is a good example :D.
Why I must pay respect to the vulcans for they are the ones who made first contact, according to StarTrek history :D
Female vulcan, mmmmmmm.
Bazman63
24th April 2004, 20:23
An illegal one coz they're cheaper and don't complain when you ....Oh never mind.
Sandman2012
24th April 2004, 22:15
Originally posted by Xerxes
Where's the borg queen? ;)
Got thing for dead flesh with veins, Xerxes?
I voted other...
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/xev/xevposter.jpg
MStar
24th April 2004, 23:35
I'd go for other.
The Dahanese Siren from StarTopia.
http://www.cgonline.com/images/features/010516-c1-s04.jpg
White Raven
25th April 2004, 02:24
Jesus. Just look at this. Doesn't this just scream sexy? This definitely gets my juices going.
http://www.timferrante.com/Abyss/Photographs/Season2/pic221cl.jpg
Oh but this takes the cake. My nipples are currently so hard they could cut diamonds.
http://www.alienscollection.com/hansingdogalien2.jpg
DragonSon
25th April 2004, 02:25
GOLD.
ryan
25th April 2004, 02:31
!!
corkhead0
25th April 2004, 02:33
Missing poll option:
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~yellowbeard/leela.jpg
s1138
25th April 2004, 06:52
Originally posted by corkhead0
Missing poll option:
[Image] (http://homepage.tinet.ie/~yellowbeard/leela.jpg)
^^^^^mmmm yes
or what about orion slave girl?
and i dont see ET on your list :(
MStar
25th April 2004, 07:21
I still think the Dahanese Siren is the hottest :P
Easy by nature too. :D
nybergh
26th April 2004, 12:47
Alien Queen (*NOT*)
mark
26th April 2004, 17:47
Vote jarjar, theres a chance it could kill him, as with all interspecies sex!
White Raven
26th April 2004, 19:12
Originally posted by nybergh
Alien Queen (*NOT*)
Wow, the infamous nasally emitted "NOT!"
How... 1993 of you.
Damn eleven year olds...
:p
squakMix
26th April 2004, 22:54
Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
Vote jarjar, theres a chance it could kill him, as with all interspecies sex!
Wtf? Beastiality doesnt kill...
whiteflip
26th April 2004, 23:47
I like those aliens who are young but try to act older than they really are and it comes off slightly arogant. Yep those be the aliens for me.
squakMix
27th April 2004, 00:21
Shouldnt have put an "Other" option on the list...
Sandman2012
27th April 2004, 03:29
Originally posted by whiteflip
I like those aliens who are young but try to act older than they really are and it comes off slightly arogant. Yep those be the aliens for me.
You mean the Olsen twins?
nybergh
27th April 2004, 09:03
Originally posted by White Raven
Wow, the infamous nasally emitted "NOT!"
How... 1993 of you.
Damn eleven year olds...
:p
SORRY. It's just that i'm trying to vary the way i write english. As english isn't my first language, these variations might become unnatural, so thanks for the feedback :D.
Xerxes
27th April 2004, 09:10
Originally posted by Sandman2012
Got thing for dead flesh with veins, Xerxes?
It's not about the sex its about being the next Locutus :blah: ;)
zootm
27th April 2004, 12:40
Originally posted by White Raven
Oh but this takes the cake. My nipples are currently so hard they could cut diamonds.
funny you should mention that, as i "came across" some stones, shall we say, the other day, and i need to get some work done on them, no questions asked...
MidnightViper88
27th April 2004, 20:19
Have we forgotten about Frank the Pug from "Men in Black"?
http://www.thegate.ca/features/mib/mib2.jpg
*yiff*
Sandman2012
28th April 2004, 01:03
Originally posted by Xerxes
It's not about the sex its about being the next Locutus :blah: ;)
Xerxes, champion of Ayn Rand, human individuality and capitalism, has a secret fetish to be absorbed into science-fiction's most well-known communist regime. You heard it here first, folk.
Xerxes
28th April 2004, 03:19
But from a position of power I could turn the borg into a ruthless operating system corporation without much structual changes...
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