Rate these signatures (ik ther too big for here, but rate my work please)

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Rate my new style and work! ps7. terragen and bryce!

http://duiswin.netmar.com/wyrm/sigs/Stone.jpg

http://duiswin.netmar.com/wyrm/sigs/tree2.jpg

http://duiswin.netmar.com/wyrm/sigs/woody.gif

http://duiswin.netmar.com/wyrm/sigs/Keyboard.jpg

http://duiswin.netmar.com/wyrm/sigs/wyrm2.gif

http://www.duiswin.org/images/2507ef7c.jpg

http://www.duiswin.org/images/fc61eeec.jpg

http://www.duiswin.org/images/58d4c9f4.jpg

Thats all of my recent ones, rate away :D

[Germ]

Not bad

[inthegray]

2nd one best. lose the text shadow though.

[mark]

yuo already made a thread about this and it was locked

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
yuo already made a thread about this and it was locked

isnt this general disscussion?:rolleyes:

and im asking ppl to rate my work.
i made a sig that is ok for here, which im useing, and all i would like is feedback from you, so i can improove my work.

[ElChevelle]

Only see 2 I'd approve for use on these forums.
I also call this a hybrid sandwich thread (1/2 spam & 1/2 meat)

[Germ]

There's nothing fucking wrong with him making this thread. Back the fuck off.

[fwgx]

Originally posted by Germ
There's nothing fucking wrong with him making this thread. Back the fuck off. I was going to complain about is last thread being locked. I thought that was bang out of order.

I like those sigs, very swankey indeed :).

[mark]

theres an arts forum, and anyway, i didnt say I locked it, i cant, foum king != moderator.

But why do we care about your work anyway? You havent offered to make people sigs or anything...

dont take what I'm saying as flamebait, but think about what your posts may looks like to us.

[Vie]

Number One: Plain, a few mins in the Gimp, tops.
Number Two: Nice, good to look at but gets a bit too repetative.
Number Three: Very good work, but I hate it.
Number Four: Keybord close up... ..no comment
Number Five: I LOVE IT, Rotating Blue Balls on a blue ball work supringly well.
Number Six: Nice, but a bit dark for some.
Number Seven: Inverted Arakis would make a good title.
Number Eight: Looks like its off Pakeging.

Chev, I think this is a perfectly reasonable thread myself, but would probably be better in Art And Design.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by Phily Baby
I was going to complain about is last thread being locked. I thought that was bang out of order.

I like those sigs, very swankey indeed :).


aww thanks allot^^ :D

i didint understand why they locked it personally. this is the only forum with those rules. im a global mod on a huge forum for ********* called scapeboard. we and 99% of all forums use this as guid lines...which i made..
http://duiswin.netmar.com/s.gif
^^^^
thats what 99% of forums use. even other vbullitons.

[mark]

5 could benifit from a few more frames

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
5 could benifit from a few more frames

i tryed but it was too big in file size..

phil baby, want a sig made for backing me?

[CraigF]

i prefer our http://forums.winamp.com/images/sigremoved.gif

[will]

In my opinion, posts should be longer than sigs.



yep, that should be long enough

[Germ]

the signature guidelines here are good in my opinion.
big signatures are pretty gay
doesn't mean I don't like your little designs though :)

having a good day at work, craig?

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Germ
There's nothing fucking wrong with him making this thread. Back the fuck off.

Excuse me?

[Greatsilverwyrm]

will make some ppl sigs..
i alaways make for ppl.
nice ppl that is :rolleyes:

[lostonline]

Quite nice graphics work, just the first one is a little basic.

The reason sigs should be kept small is to prevent threads being huge but just filled with sig images, I think that a sig should generally be smaller than the size of the posts. Also large sigs are probably bad for dialup users (I know they can turn viewing sigs off but they shouldn't have to).

[Germ]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Excuse me?

It's not like we were talking in a night club on a cell phone. I don't have to repeat text. You "heard" me fine the first time.

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Vie
Chev, I think this is a perfectly reasonable thread myself, but would probably be better in Art And Design.

Let's use this thread (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?threadid=139768) as an example.

[Vie]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Excuse me?

What he said was: "I'm sorry chev, but I have to dissagre. He has every right to make this thread, your being a bit OTT with the Moding"

but being Germ, he embelished it a little.

[Germ]

that's the second time I've heard the word embellished today

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=embellished
by the way :)

[Vie]

" excessively elaborate "

is the one I was aiming for.

I like to broaden peoples Vocabulary, even if its badly spelt.

[Germ]

Well I know *I* appreciate your effort to educate the masses.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by Germ
Well I know *I* appreciate your effort to educate the masses.

lol this has gone way out of order and toppic:up:
weee, look what i started.

[Gonzotek]

Welcome to GD :)

[ElChevelle]

http://elchevelle.homestead.com/files/Derail.jpg
THAT's the GD I know and love:p

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
[Image] (http://elchevelle.homestead.com/files/Derail.jpg)
THAT's the GD I know and love:p

what the fuck are u on about?!

[Germ]

De-railing.. it's a joke.

[ElChevelle]

Nearly every thread in here gets derailed.
That's what the fuck I'm on about.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight :rolleyes:

[CraigF]

oh my, a train, the memories. thanks chev.

Germ, you shall chillax, or i shall beat you senseless.

My day at work is fine.

[WomanOfHeart]

Wyrm,
Welcome to the looney bin....er....forums. I like your work!

We now return you to the regularly scheduled de-railing...

[ElChevelle]

I like picante sauce on my pizza.

Back to the original topic.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I like picante sauce on my pizza.

Back to the original topic.
riiiiiight, thers a place for ppl like you, can thin of the name right now, but im sure u belong ther.


and thanks womanofheart :D

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
riiiiiight, thers a place for ppl like you, can thin of the name right now, but im sure u belong ther.
It's not in grammar class like.......

[Greatsilverwyrm]

im 14, and yes, i spell badly and my grammaer blows,problem with it? if ya have your a fuck up

[Gonzotek]

as craigf says, chillax

-=Gonzotek=-

[mark]

Advice: Dont't tell moderators to fuck up.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
Advice: Dont't tell moderators to fuck up.

read what it says :rolleyes:

[mark]

Chev indicated that he had a problem with it.

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
Advice: Dont't tell moderators to fuck up.
Down or sideways but NEVER up.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

its seems like chev's the type of person that has problems with allot of things :rolleyes:

[ElChevelle]

Hey, ummmm.........think you can capitalize the C in Chev next time?:p

[morgado]

Back to topic ... Yeah, that one with the blue balls are really nice ! :)

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Hey, ummmm.........think you can capitalize the C in Chev next time?:p
Pathetic Fuck!

Great it says Chev's #1 fan :eek:, when should i start kissing your ass so u can remove it?
and thanks, its funny how everyone likes the one that took me 5 days to make smooth and low in file size, and it totally takes the piss i cant use it here :mad: not fair at all, its not even big in file size!!!

[manthabeats]

I like the sig he has now, its modern and neat looking. Good work!
Remember, there are some of us on this forum who are nice, cough cough!

[mark]

people with small screens hate scrolling. I think admin have small screens.

[manthabeats]

Wish I could get a custom title.. Hint Hint!

[will]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
people with small screens hate scrolling. I think admin have small screens. We have to make sure the forums experience is good for small sceened people. Most of us have large screens though.

Save to say, we are more interested in the contents of a post, not its signature. This should be refected in signature sizes.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by will
We have to make sure the forums experience is good for small sceened people. Most of us have large screens though.

Save to say, we are more interested in the contents of a post, not its signature. This should be refected in signature sizes. what u mean by small screen? like 15inch?


let me use me balls!


sig that is

[mark]

trim it bitch :p

[ElChevelle]

:blah:
Be nice to my bitches, bitch.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
trim it bitch :p

who u calling bitch, why would i touch summit that dont need it, u try make that ne smaller BITCH!
like, omg :eek: Chev kinda stood up for me. i ainght ya bitch tho:up:

[ElChevelle]

OK!
All you bitches.....calm down.

[WomanOfHeart]

I thought I was the only bitch here, damn it!

[mark]

:p = joke

[ElChevelle]

What's all the bitchin' about?

[Greatsilverwyrm]

u wont let me use my balls!

[ElChevelle]

You can use mine.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

shut the fuck up, it a signature. u shud set the resrictions, then u wudnt have this problem!

[ElChevelle]

I shud huh.
:igor:

[Gonzotek]

From the oft-quoted yet rarely-observed-by-new-members forums rules (http://forums.winamp.com/rules.php)Signature Size
- To keep the page loading time and visual annoyance factor down to a minimum, ensure your graphical signatures do not exceed a maximum of 12,500 pixels or 15 kilobytes file size, whichever is reached first. Alternatively, three lines of text can be used as a signature. Do not pad out your text lines with blanks lines. A line of text is defined such that it does not wrap when viewed at a resolution of 640x480.

If these limits are exceeded then you may be contacted by a moderator requesting an amendmant to your signature. If none is made within a reasonable period of time, then a moderator may remove your signature from your profile.

Neither your current sig(300x81 or 24300 pixels, and 18.97kilobytes) nor any of the ones in the thread fit within the guidelines. As far as restrictions, the board isn't capable of knowing what size an image you are linking to will be. If it were modified in some way to lookup every image before allowing it to be posted, the server would probably up and die(which happens sometimes w/o the overhead of that 'feature'). That's why we have the rules, which you agreed to when you became a member of the forums. If you do not wish to abide by them, we can always help you by removing your membership. Please let me know if you do not plan on modifying the signature 'in a timely manner'...I think a week sounds good.

-=Gonzotek=-

[DragonSon]

Leave it to Gonzo to ruin all the fun. I was getting a kick out of this kid.

[Gonzotek]

I'm known far and wide as the fun-ruiner :)

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by DragonSon
I was getting a kick out of this kid.
I was getting a kick out of kicking this kid:p
Originally posted by Gonzotek
I'm known far and wide as the fun-ruiner :)
You're the un-funner.

[DragonSon]

That too.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I was getting a kick out of kicking this kid:p

You're the un-funner.

omfg, gonzo, your lame.

and "c"hev i enjoy battling with you. its fun i might make u a sig or i might not. problty wont cuss all my expert sigs are to big. i might sart making skins, if i new how.

[ElChevelle]

Skinning Tutorial (http://www.winamp.com/nsdn/winamp/skinning/modern/)



Here's an old sig that's too big:
http://elchevelle.homestead.com/files/ChevsFlame.jpg

[DragonSon]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
omfg, gonzo, your lame.

and "c"hev i enjoy battling with you. its fun i might make u a sig or i might not. problty wont cuss all my expert sigs are to big. i might sart making skins, if i new how.

You might want to learn how to spell before you go making skins.

[NJK]

@ Chev - you're sure about that?

or is it written in the same lame language that is used by
Greatsilverwyrm
if that is written in proper english he might have some problems reading it.

[ElChevelle]

Eym shoor

[NJK]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Eym shoor

wow you adapted your language skills

me bows and salutes the "good old" Chev

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Gonzotek
I'm known far and wide as the fun-ruiner :)

Also, the fun-atic who performs illegal fun-tions and fun-agled his way into a job here:p

[Gonzotek]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
omfg, gonzo, your lame. Teehee, your mastery of the subtleties of insulting in the English language astounds me. Look out Don Rickles, there's a new kid in town! But a slight correction, this (http://lame.sourceforge.net/) is lame. I'm tame.

[Greatsilverwyrm]

great diss my litteral skills, you must feal big :)

space, u wanker...

u jelous cuss u cant make good gfs, so u pick out my spelling errors? thats so big and hard of you, wish i was a cool as you :(

[ElChevelle]

Eminem, is that you?

[Greatsilverwyrm]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Eminem, is that you?

Riiiiiiight :rolleyes:

[NJK]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
great diss my litteral skills, you must feal big :)

space, u wanker...



chill out KID!

or are you trying to get that special CT ?

I didn't call you names - just told you that you have lame language skills.
and surprise surprise that is something anybody can see.

so again CHILL OUT and keep it civil - nobody attacked you yet.
just teasing - if you can't stand the heat than don't go near the fire.

[ElChevelle]

If you can't stand the heat, fuck off!
-Ted Nugent

[lostonline]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
great diss my litteral skills, you must feal big :)

space, u wanker...

u jelous cuss u cant make good gfs, so u pick out my spelling errors? thats so big and hard of you, wish i was a cool as you :(
I don't think that insulting everyone is a good thing to do when they are just having a bit of a joke. Especially don't insult mods or long time members such as spaceplay. :rolleyes:

[will]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
omfg, gonzo, your lame. You be dissin' ma homeboy.

Don't be surprised if you get a knock at the door tonight, because tomorrow you may well wake up dead.

[beanboy89]

I can't belive I missed out on all of these three pages of fun untill now. :D

[NJK]

Originally posted by beanboy89
I can't belive I missed out on all of these three pages of fun untill now. :D

well check in more often :up:

or do you want us to send you an E-Mail next time a thread starts that is going in the same direction as this one?

[beanboy89]

Originally posted by spaceplay
well check in more often :up:

or do you want us to send you an E-Mail next time a thread starts that is going in the same direction as this one?
I was at school all day. I always check the forums whan I get home, so there is no need to e-mail me.

[NJK]

Originally posted by beanboy89
I was at school all day. I always check the forums whan I get home, so there is no need to e-mail me.

good enough reason- education is very important
too bad Greatsilverwyrm skipped a few lesson when language skills was the topic at school that day. :p

[dlinkwit27]

[dinosaurs]

[NJK]

all this thread needs now is a barney pic.
:D

[Raz]

Did someone ask for trimmed balls?

No? Never mind.

[ElChevelle]

Trim balls, you know like ovals?

[Sandman2012]

The funny bit is when I saw Chev's train pic on page one I didn't think "derail" I thought "train wreck waiting to happen." Lo and behold...

[fwgx]

Signature Size
- To keep the page loading time and visual annoyance factor down to a minimum, ensure your graphical signatures do not exceed a maximum of 12,500 pixels or 15 kilobytes file size, whichever is reached first. Alternatively, three lines of text can be used as a signature. Do not pad out your text lines with blanks lines. A line of text is defined such that it does not wrap when viewed at a resolution of 640x480.

If these limits are exceeded then you may be contacted by a moderator requesting an amendmant to your signature. If none is made within a reasonable period of time, then a moderator may remove your signature from your profile.

Welcome to my new sig: http://www.philybaby.co.uk/sig.png

[Namelessv1]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
u jelous cuss u cant make good gfs, so u pick out my spelling errors? thats so big and hard of you, wish i was a cool as you :(

Your 2D work is slightly above average, but your 3D work in Bryce is marginal at best. I think the word "simplistic" would be the most germane.

That being said, your work certainly possesses potential.

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Welcome to my new sig: [Image] (http://www.philybaby.co.uk/sig.png)

Nicely played.

[ElChevelle]

When he decides to use it, Phily's humor is classic indeed:p

[fwgx]

I hope by classic you don't mean really old and crusty :p.

[ElChevelle]

No, I mean old and hard to forget;)

[DragonSon]

Originally posted by Greatsilverwyrm
Great diss ON my litteral skills, you must feEl big :)

Space, YOU ARE A wanker.

YOU ARE JUST jeAlous BECAUSE YOU can't make good gIfs, so YOU pick out my spelling errors? Thats so big and hard of you. I wish I was aS cool as you. :(

I'm pretty sure that is what he meant. I couldn't resist doing it. Also, I know it's pretty redundant that I'm correcting his spelling while he was bitching at someone else for commenting on his spelling, so don't bother posting about it.

If you're going to insult someone Wrm, do it right.

[mark]

You know, I was looking to see if you put a hidden message in that instead of correcting it, it looked at the start like something about gonzotek...

[Xerxes]

So that the flaming may end, I am moving this to the art/design forum for more focused discussion on the signature images - this thread should have been created there.

To make a thread about one user's sigantures seems the height of vanity in a general discussions forum. To me, anyway.

[DragonSon]

Boy Nobby, why would you imply that? Why would you assume that since I was correcting his spelling, I would say something about Gonzo? He's a nice person, I've got no problem with him. If I want to say something about someone, I wouldn't cleverly hide it in a post. Can't you find something else to do other than bother people? Grow up. :P

[deeder7001]

don't be bragging dragonson. bragging is a negative action.:p

i want a CT now. and i don't really care what it says. i don't want the special CT. please don't hurt me.:confused:

[mark]

:cry:
:cry:
:cry:
:cry:

[deeder7001]

see what happens when you brag? people start crying and stuff. like me.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[mark]

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[deeder7001]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by deeder7001
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Bitchslap X 24!

[deeder7001]

nobby started it.

[DragonSon]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Bitchslap X 24!

Can I join in on the bitchslapping?

[deeder7001]

all of you are very very mean people.

[ElChevelle]

Spend 4 years in these forums......you'll be a mean bastard too.

[mark]

At hallfway there, I'm just a crackpot...

[deeder7001]

i'm working on the being mean. but i don't know about the bastard part.

[mark]

was your dad the king?

[deeder7001]

yea.

[mark]

was he married to your mum when they had you?

[deeder7001]

yea

[mark]

Then that bastard part could be a problem...

[deeder7001]

i can be mean still

[DragonSon]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Spend 4 years in these forums......you'll be a mean bastard too.

What about just under a year?

[deeder7001]

i've been with the forums for almost 2 years.

[siebe83]

you all scared him
now he's gone :(
i think he was fun

[mark]

Dragonsons only been here a year?


*remembers foldly the days of peace and harmony in summer '02 :)*

[DragonSon]

In nine days, smart ass.

[mark]

2 years minus about 2 months

[PulseDriver]

I like number 2 and 3 from the bottom :). Number 2 is plain and very calm and number 3 is just cool :)

[PulseDriver]

Originally posted by WomanOfHeart
I thought I was the only bitch here, damn it!

Haha... no you're dudette, but this is off topic (well, aren't we all) lol

[DragonSon]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
Dragonsons only been here a year?




Yes, since Monday, I've been here a year.

[izchan]

occasionally I will stray out of my comfort thread in the poetry section and see what the denizens are up to ... and lo ... I find this thread. Was hoping to see more sigs though, but as the GODS will have it, it became an interesting b****slapping thread. Nice ... :) ... I just pray that it does not happend in the poems thread too.

Plus, I do agree, after being here for 3 years, I do find that my mental state to be rather unstable. The doctor prescribed me an additional dose of humour with http://www.penny-arcade.com ... its funny and entertaining.

Anyhow ... cheerios.