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6th September 2004, 01:22
just wanted to know what were some of your favorite quotes of all time
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." -Snatch
"INCONCEIVABLE" -The Princess Bride
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." -Fight Club
"The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true" -LOTR:FOTR
Let me hear from you
Thanks, Day :D
6th September 2004, 01:30
<-- See CT.
6th September 2004, 01:37
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-peice suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
The real world...the real fucking world...nothing happens in the world, are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered everyday, there's genocide, war, corruption, every fucking day somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save somebody else. Every fucking day someone, someywhere takes a conscience decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For christ's sake a child watches a mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry, somebody else betrays his best frind for a women. If you can't find that stuff in life then you my friend don't know crap about life.
Fantasies must be unrealistic. The minute you get something, you don't, you can't, want it anymore. To continue to exist, desire needs objects to be perpetually absent. So desire supports itself with crazy fantasies.(Lacan)
--Life of David Gale
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine padre, et fili et spiritu sancti.
Dont fuck with the jesus.
--The Big Labowski
6th September 2004, 01:40
In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
6th September 2004, 02:01
ahhh another Fight Club fan...ROCK ON !!
6th September 2004, 10:55
Myxomatosis, where's that quote from? The Big Lebowski?
Three of my favourite Family Guy quotes:
"You picked out yet another colourful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn and HU! - big shock - a Jack pops out and you laugh, and the kids laugh, and the dog laughs and I die a little inside..." (Stewie)
"You know, my hooligan friend, I've been wrecking my brain in a thus far fruitless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasentness. But then it turned on me: You cruelty just stands for some deep-seeded inner pain. So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!" (Stewie as well)
Doctor: "Interested?" Peter: "Well, I don't know." Doctor: "Interested?" Peter: "Didn't you just say that?" Doctor: "Yes." Peter: "I'll do it!"
"You can't fight in here! This is the war room!" (Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb)
- What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
- Now. You're looking at now, Sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
- What happened to then?
- We passed then.
- Just now. We're at now now.
- Go back to then.
- I can't.
- We missed it.
- Just now.
- When will then be now?
6th September 2004, 15:05
Yeeeah! Big Lebowski!
"...toys that wanna get out!" Twelve Monkeys
Who could forget the peanut butter and crack sandwich from Chapelle's show?
6th September 2004, 16:52
"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt. Me." (Snatch)
"You're shrinking and so are your balls. You lack vision. Dicks aren't really clever. They smell some pussy and want a piece of the action. You thought you smelled some good old pussy and brought your two little faggot balls along for a good ole time. But you're mistaken. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. And the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now FUCK OFF!!" (Vinnie Jones in Snatch)
7th September 2004, 01:08
[Peter, Michael, and Samir around copier]
Peter Gibbons : Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir : So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons : I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton : No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir : You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and
Michael Bolton : Samir, you're missing the point. The point is you're supposed to work out what you
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton : "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
[Stuck in traffic]
Samir : Mother... shitter... Son of an... ass. I just...
[punches steering wheel]
Milton Waddams : [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
Samir : Back up in your ass with the resurrection.
Milton Waddams : The ratio of people to cake is too big.
"Office Space" rocks...
8th September 2004, 14:14
I like more a gothic way, some my favorites movie quotes come from the movie Crow. My favorite is:
Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children
- Eric Draven (Brandon Lee)
13th September 2004, 01:26
You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..
13th September 2004, 20:44
There are so many, how do I choose, so here are just a few:
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up." -- Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlene), Family Guy
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change." -- Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlene), Family Guy
"Holy crip, he's a crapple!" -- Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlene), Family Guy
"I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to." -- Samwise Gamgee (Sean Astin), Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!" -- Gimli (John Rhys-Davies), Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
"Quick, change the channel!" - Zangief (Andrew Bryniarski), Street Fighter
"I have got to get me one o' dese!" -- Capt. Steven 'Steve' Hiller (Will Smith), Independence Day
14th September 2004, 00:57
"Would you like to take a gander in my flocks?" - wench
"Well okay lady." - peter
"Hey what are you doing with my girlfriend?" - black knight
"Oh geez, she's just asking me if I want to put a bird in her pants..." - peter
"Can I put a gun rack on my bike?" - bobby
"Do you know how long I've been waitin' for you to ask me that?" - -hank
"It's true, I had sex with one man before our marraige." - peggy
"AAAHhhh!" - hank
"If it makes you feel any better, he's gay now." - peggy
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!" - hank
"No, of course that doesn't make you feel better."
"Now I usually don't toot my own horn --" - fry
"You've heard that before! WOOH!" - bender
Bender = awesome
14th September 2004, 09:29
Ah, Family Guy quotes... :D
Brian: And remember the day you had an Irish Coffee the day we went to see "Philadlphia"...
(Cut to the Griffins seeing the film in the cinema)
Peter: I got it! That's the guy from "Big"! Tom Hanks, that's it. Funny guy. Everything he says is a stitch!
Hanks: I have AIDS.
Peter: You know, I feel kind of bad, you guys. I promised my wife I wouldn't drink.
Quakmire: Hey, don't feel bad, Peter.
Peter: Geez, I never thought of it like that!
14th September 2004, 15:11
Family guy is amazing.
Macfarlane for president!
14th September 2004, 15:31
15th September 2004, 03:10
"Are you going to, y'know, catch these guys? Do you have any leads?"
"Leads? Sure. I'll just go check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives on the case! They've got us working in shifts!"
"What the fuck is this?"
"Obviously, you're not a golfer."
"Am I Wrong?"
The Big Lebowski kicks ass.
15th September 2004, 03:11
hell yea it does. :up:
15th September 2004, 03:36
"There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion."
-the twelve monkeys
"Uh-huh. Eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do they call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, up to the 20th century, last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger at this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. 'What about the germs?' I say. He says, 'I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps.' Now he's crazy, right?"
-the twelve monkeys
"Dr. Leland Goines : My God, Jeffrey. You truly are insane.
Jeffrey Goines : No I'm not."
-the twleve monkeys
"Yeah. Don't go to England."
15th September 2004, 03:40
"The produce alone is worth the trip" K-PAX
Wife:Suprised to see you!
John Goodman: Suprised like when you wake up at the dentist and the doctor is buckling his pants?
-Father of the Pride
15th September 2004, 21:02
Fez : What's disco?
Steven Hyde : It's from Hell. And, not the cool part of hell where all the murderers are either, but the lame-ass part where accountants are from.
-That 70s show
Fez : Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying "sorry I missed you".
-That 70s show
Red Forman : What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric : That it's offensive to the Devil?
-That 70s show
Rick James : Now, Darkness, the tables are turned.
Rick James : Do with him whatever you like.
Charlie Murphy : Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window.
Rick James : Cubbie, freeze!
Charlie Murphy : You know you was wrong for what you did to me earlier. Look what you did to my face!
Rick James : I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
Charlie Murphy : Yo, man, my forehead is bumpin', man.
Rick James : Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine.
Rick James : Bitch... Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.
Rick James : I'm Rick James, bitch.
16th September 2004, 18:52
"Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?" - Ed,
Shaun of the Dead
16th September 2004, 21:42
"It's a fartin' bear!" -- Larry, The Cable Guy; Blue Collar TV
19th September 2004, 00:28
"Seems you've been missing a lot of work lately, Peter."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
"PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realised ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worse day of my life."
"So what about today? Is today the worse day of your life?"
"Wow, that's messed up."
"Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays."
20th September 2004, 08:51
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"I fart in your general direction!"
(chanting) "Pies iesu domine, dona eis requiem." (whack)
(Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)
4th January 2011, 13:56
There's so many good quotes in Tarantino films. My favourite has to be the moment in Pulp fiction where he himself talks about coffee and how 'good it is'.
25th August 2011, 12:34
My favorite one is
I am king of the world
30th August 2011, 08:38
I am the king of the world nice ...
19th February 2012, 12:32
Justine: Life is only on earth. And not for long.
Claire: I don't think you know that at all.
21st September 2012, 20:10
The Sega Moon series is my favourite.
21st September 2012, 20:32
Its not exactly a movie or TV quote, its from a videogame (a huge one)
"We're all born with an expiration date. No one lasts forever. Life is nothing but a grace period - for turning our genetic material into the next generation. The data of life is transferred from parent to child. That's how it works. But we have no heirs, no legacy. Cloned from our father, with the ability to reproduce conveniently engineered out. What is our legacy if we cannot pass the torch? Proof of our existence - a mark of some sort. When the torch is passed on from parent to child... it extends beyond DNA; information is imparted as well. All I want is to be remembered. By other people, by history."
Metal Gear Solid 2
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