lame signature awards

[Billhoofa]

I nominate carlito_au for his giganticore list of boring spam sites.

[Winsane]

I second that nomination, and request that Carl stop including it in his posts.

[fish]

ditto

[Bilbo Baggins]

Just as well I alerted him to his foible in a separate post.

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[AlieXai]

i also forward that notion.

Dag, i guess i need to refresh more often.... or reply a bit faster.

[This message has been edited by AlieXai (edited December 06, 2000).]

[TechHead9]

my sig sux

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Your system may be faster, but only mine, oh yes, MINE can shake the walls of a whole apartment building. Oh yes.

[ampburner]

And I dare to nominate myself http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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I want a helmet. I want a cheese helmet. A helmet full of cheese.
I wanna pop it onto my head and just eat all day.

[ElChevelle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TechHead9:
my sig sux

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Nothing wrong with your sig, but your posts........

[Somebody]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElChevelle:
Nothing wrong with your sig, but your posts........

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ds22]

at least my sig is better than my nickname http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Xerxes]

When we go to the new software... my sig will be a mere shadow of what it was before;
no animated "eeks"

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[John M]

Does VBoard or Bullitin, whatever the hell it is, have built in smilies?

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[Winsane]

Yes, but they're not animated.

[Reverend Ike]

Carlito's most recent post was in this thread:

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/003055.html

... so this morning I posted a reply there requesting that he edit his sig. I also sent him an ICQ message about the same time.

[Kevin]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElChevelle:
Nothing wrong with your sig, but your posts........

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OMG, good one. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[flatmatt]

How about mine?

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VOTE RALPH NADER 2004!!!!

Then e-mail me at flatmatt@mediaone.net

[rm']

Go me!

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Go me!

[TechHead9]

What's wrong with my posts??? EHH???? You gotta problem?? Let's take this outside!

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Your system may be faster, but only mine, oh yes, MINE can shake the walls of a whole apartment building. Oh yes.

[TheAssasinator]

whats the hall of fame thing?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by watadoo:
Wow. The combination of that posts subject matter and the spam signature insure an automatic entry into the hall of fame, as soon as he's eligible.

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[bjay125]

Here's my sig:


(there is none - sigs simply add waste to an otherwise somewhat readable thread - now "cigs" I like, anyone got any? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif )

[Mindphaser]

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[ElChevelle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TechHead9:
What's wrong with my posts??? EHH???? You gotta problem?? Let's take this outside!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Look around and see what the rest of the forum navigators say about the less than intelligent dung spewed from your less than humorous and under-coherent posts and threads.
As far as taking this outside? I'm heterosexual,thanx anyway!

[ElChevelle]

Back to the original topic.....is it awareds? Hopefully you mean awards, if so here is my lame sigmission:

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Your brain may be faster, but only mine, oh yes, MINE can shake the logic of a whole forum. Oh yes.
-This is what was originally TechHead9's sig-

[Somebody]

here's my lame sig

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I finally got a sig!

[Somebody]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElChevelle:
Your brain may be faster, but only mine, oh yes, MINE can shake the logic of a whole forum. Oh yes.
-This is what was originally TechHead9's sig-

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My sweet Jebus! I'm just laughing my ass off lol.

[Somebody]

test

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http://temporary.homestead.com/files/carebear2.gif

[This message has been edited by Somebody (edited December 07, 2000).]

[fish]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Somebody:
test

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http://temporary.homestead.com/files/carebear2.gif
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What the hell was that?

[Somebody]

a carebear http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
thinking of making it my sig lol

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http://temporary.homestead.com/files/carebear2.gif

[TheAssasinator]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheAssasinator:
whats the hall of fame thing?

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[fwgx]

Oh come on mine is pretty good. How manyother people do you know tha cross breed different cheeses eh?

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[geoCee]

this is too sick....it's scaring me.
Stop it!!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Somebody:
http://temporary.homestead.com/files/carebear2.gif
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[CoolSigMan~]

hey what happened to carlito_au 's long sig?

it doesnt appear anymore!!!

i liked it - thought it was funny!!

[Winsane]

Hello, Carl.
Heh, sometimes you don't even need to be able to check IP addresses. (Though I sure wish I still had that option. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/mad.gif )

[This message has been edited by Winsane (edited December 15, 2000).]

[WolfieD]

well, if you must know, that was actually me in my sig nazi disguise.

NO SIG FOR YOU!

well, ok, fine, just take the sig.



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suffer://wolfied.com (http://www.wolfied.com)

[Reverend Ike]

Winsane -

Same exact assumption here. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[carlito_au]

whoa!

sorry about my sig!

hmmm...
a whole post dedicated to that huge sig of mine!

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I think my sig is straight forward and to the point... Red said it has "impact" too. :)

[Winsane]

Suspicion confirmed, thanks to the new forum software.

[Extremecriticiser]

<--- is thinking of changing his sig...

[s1138]

i liked my "raping monkeys" sig
but SOME people didnt.

[Blades]

well mine is new it simply states that curently im realy bord ............ =) well any who i need help with a sig email me you thoughts la(yawn)ter.

[fish]

Originally posted by s1138
i liked my "raping monkeys" sig
but SOME people didnt.


sorry :p


Blades-
you spelled blades wrong

[Blades]

ya i know it was like way early my time and every thing any my fingers were going out on me ...... i fumbled a fewtimes in uther replys and i have realy bad spelling.... well later all =)

[ElChevelle]

Allow me to submit to the Hall of Lame.

[carlito_au]

my new sig is effective... it gets many clicks

and how can i tell u may ask?

well it is a link to a redirect logging asp script.

http://www15.brinkster.com/carlitoau/redirectlog.asp?pageid=1&from=winampforums&comment=icanseethis!&log=1&partner=&url=

u can add a custom url (must have http://) if u omit the pageid

[Huehuetenango]

mine is lame, the sentiment is nice, but it just sounds far to sappy, in my opinion, i may change it

[Somebody]

new sig.

hope to end all the suffering caused by the carebear

any comments appreciated to make it look better (or worse)

perhaps make it slower?

[Psycho Puppet]

lol kewl

[fish]

me likey!! what did you use to make it?

[Somebody]

just drew each frame myself and put it together using GIF Movie Gear :)

heh I believe I got it at download.com

[Psycho Puppet]

THis be my new sig,.....enjoy =)

[Somebody]

nice sig :p

[WomanOfHeart]

I would submit my lame signature, but my lame signature won't work!!! Oh, well...I'll just keep trying until I get it right...

[WomanOfHeart]

Yeah!!! I got the stupid thing to work! (Yes, ladies and gentlemen...she can be taught!) It's still kinda lame, but what the hell...:)

[John M]

those animations are a bit subtle. and the size is 18k. i say just make it a static gif

[WomanOfHeart]

Thanks for the feedback! I changed it to a static gif and it's under 10k now. Maybe it could be just a little smaller? Let me know what you all think...

[Somebody]

very nice :)

try reducing the height to 30 pixels though, if it doesn't look good then forget reducing that

[peter]

http://www.geocities.com/pp_666/images/sign.png

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Does anyone know any good freeware GIF animation program ?

[Edited by PP on 01-02-2001 at 07:11 PM]

[WolfieD]

6 Words: Microsoft Gif Animator.

[Somebody]

n/m ^ read that :)

[peter]

Somebody
Senior Member

Registered: Oct 2000
Posts: 386
:D:D:D

[Somebody]

:eek:

lol

those eeks still crack me up

[Vuffi_Raa]

Well, crap - I was just about to submit my signature - and they just announced Ray Walston has died.. DAMN, that's a loss!

Uncle Martin will *always* rock! (And his finger is second to NONE!)

Oh well, dig the sig...

[carlito_au]

hmm. one day i will get a proper nick name and a fancy sig to go with it!

[carlito_au]

maybe i should add this to my sig... it automatically updates my status when i go on or offline.

which one do u guys like better?

1) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=7

2) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=12

3) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=13

4) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=14

5) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=17

6) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=10

7) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=16

8) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=9

9) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=6

10) http://wwp.icq.com/scripts/online.dll?icq=14336085&img=4

[Thryse]

Well, carlito_au, i'd say either

1,2, or 6

Overall, I'd say #1 (simple) :)

I had a bunch of ideas for big waving "Thryse"s for my sig, but I like this insight for now :D