Song which sums up your ex?

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Well, as the title says, which song do you feel best sums up your ex boyfriend/girlfriend? The question was posed to me yesterday - I figure Romeo & Juliet" by Dire Straits is most appropriate.

Mind you, "Green Day - American Idiot", and "Eminem - Stan" would be girlfriends of note too... :igor:

So, in your cases, what would be your song of choice?

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[Jay]

As much as I hate country. George Strait - All My Ex's Live In Texas

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Sounds like you need to get around more....

[bgesley]

Damien Rice - Amie

[Mr Jones]

Wildhearts, - My baby is a headfuck...


Gee mister you got the best answering machine message I ever heard

Drags me round all day just like a ball
On a chain or tooth pain, man I confess I'm just a mess

Do I have to take this shit from you every time
I look your way or say Hey, it's about time,
You show me yours and I'll show you mine
And I hope you can keep that turd-eating grin of yours
Upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side
Cos' no-one likes a long roller coaster ride

Cos' she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart
And leave you feeling worse than you did at the start
Cos' she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck

In a bygone age engaged in the passion trip
A final score was required just to make it worthwhile
All the patience and the wasted time
But it seems today, the play did mutate
Into a movie scene where the aim is to get the best line
Crashing heads for the second time

Cos' she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind
And make an easy meal of the sensitive kind
Cos' she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck

Oh no - Day tripper, prick teaser yeah...

So a parting word to those young unfortunates
Who cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls
Raise a glass to the underworld
You can try all week and still keep on waiting
It's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation
Where pearls end up changing into headfuck girls

Cos' she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile
And chuck it over there on the rest of the pile
Cos' she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck
Cos' she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck
Cos' she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck
Headfuck me!

Headfuck, headfuck, headfuck, headfuck
Headfuck, headfuck, headfuck, headfuck

That'll be my visitation rights scrapped if she ever reads this :D

[Jay]

Originally posted by ethan_h
Sounds like you need to get around more.... yea you are definately right about that.

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Originally posted by Mr Jones
Wildhearts, - My baby is a headfuck...



That'll be my visitation rights scrapped if she ever reads this :D

Could always progress to "Eminem - Kim".... no problems with visitation then... :igor:

(Talking)
Aww... look at daddy's baby girl. It's daddy's baby. Little sleepy head.
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two.
Hailie your so precious, daddy's so proud of you.
SIT DOWN BITCH YOU MOVE AGAIN I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!

(Rapping)
Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see what I'm about to do.
Quit crying bitch, why you always make me shout at you?
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue.
Aww what's the matter Kim am I to loud for you?
Too bad bitch your gonna finally hear me out this time.
At first I'm like aight you wanna throw me out that's fine.
But not for him to take my place, are you outcha mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine.
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim, look at your husband now, I said look at him, he ain't so hot now
is he?
Little punk

Kim: Why you doing this?
Eminem: Shut the fuck up
Kim: Your drunk, your never going to get away with this
Eminem: You think I give a fuck? Come on were going for a ride bitch.
Kim: No!!!
Eminem: Sit up front
Kim: We can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?
Eminem: Will be right back, well I will, you'll be in the trunk.

Chorus:
So long,
Bitch you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on,
Living in this world without you.
So long,
Bitch you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on,
Living in this world without you.

You really fucked me Kim, you really did a number on me.
Never knew me cheatin on you would come back to haunt me.
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean.
That's fucked up!

Kim: I love you.
Eminem: Oh god, my brain is racin.
Kim: I love you.
Eminem: What are you doing, change the station I hate this song.
Does this look like a big joke?
There's a four year old little boy laying dead with a slit throat in your
living room.
HAHA, what? you think I'm kidding you? You loved him didn't you?
Kim: No!
Eminem: Bullshit you bitch, don't fucking lie to me.
What the fucks this guys problem on the side of me?
Fuck you asshole, yea bite me.
Kim, KIM, why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you?
Kim: It's not
Eminem: No, you think I'm ugly
Kim: Baby
Eminem: Get the fuck away from me.
Dont touch me.
I hate you, I hate you, I swear to god I hate you.
Oh my god I love you.
How the fuck could you do this to me?
Kim: Im sorry.
Eminem: How the fuck could you do this to me?

(Chorus)

Eminem: Come on get out
Kim: I cant, Im scared.
Eminem: I said get out Bitch.
Kim: Let go of my hair, please dont do this baby.
Please, I love you.
Look we can just take Hailie and leave.
Eminem: FUCK YOU, you did this to us, you did it, its your fault.
Oh my god, Im crackin up, get a grip Marshall.
Hey, remember the time we went to Brians party?
And you were like so drunk you threw up all over Archie?
That was funny wasnt it?
Kim: Yes.
Eminem: That was funny wasnt it?
Kim: YES!
Eminem: See it all makes sense doesnt it?
You and your husband have a fight, one of you trys to grab a knife and during
the struggle he accidentally get his adams apple sliced.
And while this is going his son has woke up and he walks in, she panics and
he gets his throat cut.
Now there both dead and you slashed your own throat so now its double homicide
and suicide with no note.
I should of known better.
When you started to act weird, we could of, HEY, where you going, get back
here. You can't run from me Kim, its just us, nobody else.
Your only making this harder on your self.
HAHA, gotcha! Go ahead, yell
Here I'll scream with you.
AH SOMEBODY HELP.
Dont you get it bitch?
No one can here you, now shut the fuck up and get whats coming to you.
You were supposed to love me.
Now bleed bitch bleed!
Bleed bitch bleed!
Bleed!!!!!

(Chorus)

[Widdykats]

:confused:
'fraid!

[NJK]

rose royce - love don't live here anymore

Pretenders - thin line between love and hate

depeche mode - lie to me ( all she ever did)

[Leonhart]

well i dont know what song would best describe my ex, cant think of one, but i know a song that would describe my current girlfriend. Scorpions - No One Like You

[Widdykats]

Originally posted by spaceplay
rose royce - love don't live here anymore

Pretenders - thin line between love and hate

depeche mode - lie to me ( all she ever did)
rose royce's Love Don't Live Here Anymore is such a great song.:D
How 'bout Peggy Lee's- Is That All There Is?:(

[NJK]

Originally posted by Widdykats

How 'bout Peggy Lee's- Is That All There Is?:(

no thank you , don't want more of the bitch
( can't remember who did that song, some girl called Meredith???)

btw tried to keep it civil , there were plenty of tracks that explained the situation better. ( let's kill the bitch)

[Widdykats]

space, Peggy Lee's Is That All There Is? is a song about feelin' complete ennui about, well, Everything!!! :D
Disgust is too small a word.:up:

[pixiefied]

well thank god nobody said Eminem "drips"

[ShyShy]

@Pixie: :eek: I don't think I wanna know...I'll catch ya on IM later

Hmmm... a song that sums up my ex... Actually, my ex is a decent guy, and we stayed cordial to each other. But, my ex-fiance, now there's a Class A asshole. I'll be back with his theme song :cool:

[PulseDriver]

Goo goo dolls - Iris

[hgnis]

No x-es.
Though there were quite a few birds that liked touching the car at one time.

[ShyShy]

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

Cheesy but, oh so applicable :D

[pixiefied]

Don't want your love, anymore
Don't want your kisses, that's for sure
I die each time, I hear this sound
Here he comes, That's Kathy's clown


I've gotta stand tall
You know a man can't crawl
When he knows you tell lies
And he lets them pass him by
He's no man at all


Don't want your love, anymore
Don't want your kisses, that's for sure
I die each time, I hear this sound
Here he comes, That's Kathy's clown


When you see me shed a tear
And you know that's it's sincere
Don't you think it's kinda sad
That your treatin' him so bad
Or don't you even care


Don't want your love, anymore
Don't want your kisses, that's for sure
I die each time, I hear this sound
Here he comes, That's Kathy's clown


That's Cathy's Clown
That's Cathy's Clown


:blah: Greg :blah:

[MegaRock]

"Cold Hearted Snake"

[ScorLibran]

First girlfriend (Lisa)
Pink Floyd - Young Lust

Second girlfriend (Trina)
Queen - You're My Best Friend

Third girlfriend (Lisa #2)
The Cars - My Best Friend's Girl

Fourth girlfriend (Linda)
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole

Fifth girlfriend (Kimberly)
Liz Phair - Fuck And Run

Sixth girlfriend (Kimberly #2)
The Who - Who Are You?

Seventh girlfriend (Sabrina)
Rick James - Superfreak

Eighth girlfriend (Hope)
L7 - Shitlist

Ninth girlfriend (Janet)
The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want

Tenth girlfriend (Mary)
The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me

Eleventh girlfriend (Samantha)
AC/DC - Squealer

Twelfth girlfriend (Rose)
Duran Duran - I Don't Want Your Love

Thirteenth girlfriend (Christy)
Led Zeppelin - What Is And What Should Never Be

Fourteenth girlfriend/First wife (Sandy)
Pink Floyd - Brain Damage

Fifteenth girlfriend (Penny)
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More

Sixteenth girlfriend/Second wife (Samantha #2)
Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want

Seventeenth girlfriend (Diane)
The Rolling Stones - Bitch

Eighteenth girlfriend (Kimberly #3)
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny

Ninteenth girlfriend (Eva)
AC/DC - Evil Walks

Twentieth girlfriend (Svetlana)
Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain

Twenty-first girlfriend (Michelle)
Spin Doctors - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong



...I might have missed a few, but that's most of them. And just to keep the list short I left out one-night-stands, fuck-buddies and any relationships less than one week long.

[bgesley]

Hello Village bicycle!

[Widdykats]

Ya' know this is a great thread, ethan_h.
Do they have a song titled "I'msosickofyou, youselfabsorbedselfinflatedbastard"?No? They should.:D

[billyvnilly]

Lit - Miserable

[Print]

Originally posted by pixiefied
well thank god nobody said Eminem "drips"

:p

Yeah maybe not best to use em's work as an example for relationships. Then again, we are talking about ex's so...

:D

[missyob]

Originally posted by Widdykats
Ya' know this is a great thread, ethan_h.
Do they have a song titled "I'msosickofyou, youselfabsorbedselfinflatedbastard"?No? They should.:D

Hey, I know that song :D

Love Ya Widdy!

[WomanOfHeart]

Three Days Grace - Home
**Ugly Kid Joe - I Hate Everything About You


** Since I still have to maintain contact with him because of our kids, I made a special ring tone with this tune just for him!

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Gravity Kills - Goodbye

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Originally posted by Widdykats
Ya' know this is a great thread, ethan_h.
Do they have a song titled "I'msosickofyou, youselfabsorbedselfinflatedbastard"?No? They should.:D

Was gonna suggest "Come On Eileen", but I think it would be lost on half the people here.... ;)

[Mr Jones]

I was gonna suggest Fist Fuck by NIN, but I think it would be lost on half the people here.... ;)

[Widdykats]

@ethan_h: I don't want to come on, Eileen. And stop watchin' Clerks :rolleyes:
@Jones : :eek:

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k - you win :)

@widdy - never seen the movie...

[Widdykats]

What I win?:D Oh, pressies , oh, goody oh...I gotta' go ta' work, soon...shit.>>>>>


Ya' haven't seen CLERKS!!!???? :eek:

[Mr Jones]

Originally posted by Widdykats
What I win?:D Oh, pressies , oh, goody oh...I gotta' go ta' work, soon...shit.>>>>>

1st prize is an eye watering trip on the fist of fun :D

[Widdykats]

O.O






Uh, no >>>>>>>

[Mr Jones]

'my my Mr Wolf what big hands you have'
'Yes my dear, all the better to .......'

/going for lunch now you can relax :D

[c2R]

Originally posted by ethan_h
Was gonna suggest "Come On Eileen", but I think it would be lost on half the people here.... ;)

I want the T-Shirt....

But, er, yes... Am suprised that noone's mentioned Jet's Cold Hard Bitch yet...

[hgnis]

hmm...I see no Orgy here.

[MrMagick]

I was just thinking about Orgy for one of my ex's. Not sure which song though, maybe just the band name.

[Wolfgang]

Jet - Cold Hard Bitch

Mostly cos of the title, not so much the lyrics.

[baafie]

Sinch (http://www.sinch.net/) - The Arctic Ocean

Stained and afraid that this won't ever go away
Engulfed inside a blaze of memories
And the strain of digging holes is beginning to take its toll
And I saw this coming, when you started running over my dreams but isn't it funny
It eats at me slowly and I found redemption in suffering

And it's just like you to say, I'd be better off without you anyway
Now I'm stumbling through my words and it's all your fault
So feel guilty

Stained and looking for a way out of this mess
The feelings and the truth are hard to confess
But you've seen the cycle round now I guess you had me figured out
So you watched me suffer, it inched its way slowly under my skin
But I saw this coming, when you started running
Now it seems sensible to burn the bridge

And it's just like you to say, that it's better when you have things your own way
Now I'm stumbling through my words
and it's all your fault
So feel guilty


Lyrics written by Jamie Stem { © 2000 sinch }