View Full Version : Worst. High school band. Ever.
19th May 2005, 01:00
A lot of people at my school must be high on crack, becasue I would have to say that one of the bands at my high school has got to be the worst highschool band ever. The music sounds to me that of a car alarm being shoved into the butt of a screeching cat. I'm friends with the lead singer, so I don't dare say anything. But seriously, he should spend a good twenty years in singing lessions, then consider throwing out that 20 year old "keytar" of his. I know it's harsh, but once you hear this crap, you'll probably agree with me:
19th May 2005, 04:39
Yup, you're right. Bad, very bad. The Falling Masses started interesting though.
19th May 2005, 04:42
Is it "so bad you gotta hear it" or "so bad don't click"?
19th May 2005, 04:51
Both, kinda like car crash syndrome.
19th May 2005, 10:28
They're so bad at what they're trying to do, it's funny. Epiphany in a song started ok, bad, but interesting. Then when that guy started.....umm.....choking....all of the time, I switched to My Temperature. Which is so bad it's not even funny. Like it's made by someone whose brain has evaporated because he drank too much Cave Creek Chili Beer. Which might be the case. Falling Masses starts ok again, and is the best of the three, but it's boring as hell.
Yes, they're bad. Not the worst high school band ever, but they're not even average.
19th May 2005, 16:56
Well, after DD's review, I still don't know if I want to listen to them. C'mon! Someone else listen to the songs and review them so that I can make up my mind. :D
19th May 2005, 19:54
The singing kind of has a punky attitude about it which i don't think would sound as bad if it had some guitar crunch to acompany it. It sounds very shallow and would be the kind of thing i'd associate with a very, very strange film.
23rd May 2005, 15:26
Tell me it's a joke. This is some seriously bloody awful stuff. It reminds of the glorious days of the "Worst Of The Worst" station that used to exist on mp3.com...
I'm too devastated to make a song-by-song review. Suffice it to say that if you only have to hear one, make sure it's "TV Temperature". Then, you'll most certainly reconsider your decision not to donate for the mentally-retarded.
30th May 2005, 00:02
if they stuck to just instrumentals they wouldnt be that bad...
but yea the singing is horrible
that first song, epiphany or w/e was tolerable until the kid started trying to scream, but it sounded like he was choking and got kicked in the nuts
2nd June 2005, 13:39
Wow, thats so bad I stopped listening to every song as soon as the vocals started :igor:. The first song that came up (Falling Masses Newer Release), I was thinking, "Ahh, those people are just complaining, this isn't that bad", than it changed to a faster beat/tempo, and I thought, "That was retarded". Than, the vocals started, and I thought "Wow, they weren't kidding, this is really bad. It doesn't even sound like he's speaking english!" Than, I realized he wasn't, and I just thought "meh, it still sucks."
And it was pretty much like that for all the rest of the songs too, except for "TV Temperature", which I immidiately thought "Wow, this sucks major balls..."
Our school has a "band" that thinks they're going to make it big. Really, I guess it could happen, but they're just to cocky about it. The drummer is 13, the guitarist is 14, and the bass player is 17 :igor:. They tried to make a recording to enter in a contest, but, surprise surpries, they weren't ready on the day they had booked the recording equipment, so they didn't get to.
Which, really wasn't much of a surprise to me, because out of their 7-8 songs that they have, they know 0 of them well enough to record.
But, don't get me wrong, they aren't actually all that bad. The guitarist isn't very talented, and can't play anything more complecated than power chords, and they don't even have a singer, but whatever. I'm done.
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