The "I am" thread

[Bizznatch]

I'll start.


I am tired.

[tuckerm]

i am sexy

[siebe83]

I am confoosed (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231294)

http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/5541/igor27av.gif

[^..^]

I am amused about that confoosion (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231294) :D

[mikm]

I pwn, therefore I am
-DE5CART35

[skryingbreath]

Originally posted by ^..^
I am amused about that confoosion (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231294) :D

haha.

I am...Retarded. So..you might wanna go get your self checked out.
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[Tuggummi]

http://captainhawkins*******pics/sc2/sc2mycon.gif
I am my parents, parents, parents...

[d0rk]

I am pissed.

[Bizznatch]

I am Spartacus

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am retired

[gaekwad2]

I am Brian

[Tuggummi]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/tuggummi/misc/lw2back.jpg

[mysterious_w]

I am in pain

[tuckerm]

I am going to amy's house right now.

[^..^]

I am surprised that tucker has a girlfriend but still seems to be pretty unbalanced. ;)

[S-uper_T-oast]

I am in the broom closet getting a broom to clean the floor.

[skryingbreath]

Originally posted by S-uper_T-oast
I am in the broom closet getting a broom to clean the floor.

I am wondering if S_T is just actually in the closet

[Mr Jones]

I am wet after just getting out of the shower, I am now drying my cock :)


Two for one there folks :)

[skryingbreath]

I am rofls

[Tuggummi]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
I am drying my cock

I am now typing this post one handed.

[S-uper_T-oast]

I am typing this post 0 handed.

[Michgelsen]

I am right now enjoying my Grolsch Herfstbok.

[tuckerm]

Originally posted by ^..^
I am surprised that tucker has a girlfriend but still seems to be pretty unbalanced. ;)

rofls we are just friends right now...we did have a good time tho, we snuggled together watching a movie it was awesome.

[MidnightViper88]

Originally posted by Bizznatch
I am Spartacus

I am Spartacus!

BTW: Fuck you, Bizz...I was thinking last night, "I should make an 'I am Spartacus' thread for the Bin", but lo-and-behold, look what's beaten me by similar measures... :D :p

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am strong as my cock.. damn!~

[Tuggummi]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/tuggummi/misc/rabhorny.jpg

[rofls]

Originally posted by skryingbreath
I am rofls Oh, no you're not!









I am really Warrior of the Light

[tuckerm]

:D

[Sah'Rah!]

I am my mother's daughter.

[Schmeet]

I am your lack of humour.

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am your cousin

[skryingbreath]

I am thinking.

[dlichterman]

i am typing with my middle finger....

oh an no, i am sparticus

[gaekwad2]

I am Jack's surprise that noone has yet posted any Fight Club quotes.

[LuigiHann]

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

[Kaboon]

I am at work.

[Mr Jones]

I am also at work
I am starting my second cup of coffe
I am already bored
I am planning to leave early because I'm the boss!

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am nothin'

[^..^]

I am having a cold :hang:

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am having a flue

[Tuggummi]

Originally posted by ^..^
I am having a cold :hang:

I am having a cold one :D
http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Tours/England/Newcastle/NewcastleBrownAle.jpg

[Mr Jones]

I am going to where that is made on Thursday....

[Tuggummi]

I am in a place where it is drinked on monday.

[k_rock923]

I am the Lizard King.

[Tuggummi]

I am AWESOME! (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231085)

[Mr Jones]

I am going for a crap...

[Tuggummi]

I'm off for a piss!

[jon_joy_1999]

eye yam sofa king wee tod did

[Tuggummi]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/tuggummi/misc/horseflyeyeam.jpg

[jon_joy_1999]

O_o

owa tana saiyam

[^..^]

Originally posted by Tuggummi
[Image] (http://koti.mbnet.fi/tuggummi/misc/horseflyeyeam.jpg)

I am laughing my head off! :blah: ;)

[CaboWaboAddict]

I am what I am and that's all that I am.

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am your concience

[Bizznatch]

I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can't help the fact
That everybody can see these scars

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am your evil friend that love kicking your pet's ass

[tuckerm]

I'm hawt.

[Mr Jones]

I am sick and tired of telling you that you are not.

[mrthchemp]

i am rapidly losing my mind because the landlord has scoured the planet for the lowest form of "human" life he can possibly find and moved them in above me.

[Too-DAMN-Much]

i am... bored with my collection of games, YET AGAIN

[ASD5A]

i am thinking of derailing this thread

[JaVS_v2.5]

I am bad as you drunk dad

[tuckerm]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
I am sick and tired of telling you that you are not.

ya your right.................

































..................IM TEH HAWTNESS!!1!!111

[Tuggummi]

I am going to set your hair on fire tuckerm, then you'll be hot.

[Warrior of the Light]

I'm tired and it's 14:48 :igor:

[Mr Jones]

I am going to creep into your room while you sleep and murder you in the most violent fashion imaginable should you declare your hawtness again young tucher

[tuckerm]

mmmm to-furky

[Mr Jones]

I am not understanding the dribble you write

[siebe83]

Heh, I hadn't even noticed that I didn't understand it... :weird:

[tuckerm]

P.E.T.A. says instead of eating "turkey" you should eat "tofurky" which is to-fu turky *shudders*

[gaekwad2]

Mmh, tofu - the proof that god exists and hates vegetarians.

[Tuggummi]

That's right, i do hate vegetarians.

[Warrior of the Light]

I am wondering..
If animals aren't meant to be eaten, then why are they made of meat?

[Tuggummi]

I am wondering too...
Would legalization of kannibalism remove both overpopulation and world hunger problems?

[Kaboon]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
I am also at work
I am starting my second cup of coffe
I am already bored
I am planning to leave early because I'm the boss!

I am thinking that you're a lucky bastard. :D

[mrthchemp]

Originally posted by Tuggummi
Would legalization of kannibalism remove both overpopulation and world hunger problems?
...he said, licking his cheek (sic)

isnt there a tribe in africa who eat their dead...or was that just a sunday sport story?

[JaVS_v2.5]

i am jerkin' right now! :)

[skryingbreath]

I am thinking you should not forget this:
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/10832/200.jpg

[JaVS_v2.5]

i am below 15

[jerimiah40]

I am your baby's daddy

[Bizznatch]

I am THE MAN

[tuckerm]

I'm teh best eva!!1!11

[^..^]

I am absolutely not amazed that tucker finally admits his/her femininity and that his/her real name is "Eva"! :p

[gaekwad2]

I am in your MFT, deleting your porn.

[^..^]

I am using FAT32! :p

(...not really, just wanted to pwn you! Though, my Mp3-player uses FAT32 ;) )

[Tuggummi]

I am fat! :p
(yes really, and i just wanted to pwn ^..^ ;))

[^..^]

I am laughing out loud! :D

[LuigiHann]

Originally posted by tuckerm
I'm teh best eva!!1!11
http://www.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/Areview/1041085060990.jpg
No way! I'm the best Eva!

[Tuggummi]

If you're Eva, I am Adam.
http://www.diabolical-dominion.com/News/Adam_Sandler.jpg

[tuckerm]

I am a person that saw that movie

[mikm]

BZZZT. You fail. All posts must be worded as "I am"

Acceptable respone: "I am a person/human/guy/etc. who saw that movie"

I am not a person who has seen that movie because I am not liking Adam Sandler.

[tuckerm]

I am a person that doesnt know what your talking about ;).

[mikm]

I am not surprised.

[tuckerm]

I am not surprised that your not surprised.

[^..^]

I am knowing that you are knowing that he is knowing that they all are knowing that i am not knowing anymore what i was knowing before. :weird:

[skryingbreath]

Originally posted by siebe83
I am confoosed (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231294)

http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/5541/igor27av.gif

[^..^]

Originally posted by mikm
I am not surprised.

:p

[skryingbreath]

Originally posted by tuckerm
I am not surprised that your not surprised.
:blah:

[^..^]

I am now ending this "conversation", cause i don't want to repeat my last post...

..also i'm going to bed now, so g'night! :)

[tuckerm]

I am saying goodnight

[Tuggummi]

I am putting your lights out.
*I am punching tuckerm in the face

[skryingbreath]

I am your dad
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/071205/i-am-your-dad.gif
<3 Google

[tuckerm]

I am punching tugg back!

[^..^]

I am going out of the way.

[ASD5A]

i am handing tuckerm and tugg baseball bats

[^..^]

I am enjoying the show from my secure place.

[gaekwad2]

I am watching a baseball bat slip out of tuckerms hands just as he's swinging it and fly off towards ^..^'s 'secure' place.

[ASD5A]

i am gunna sell this story on ebay

[^..^]

I am feeling quite comfortable behind a two inch thick plexiglass window! :p

[ASD5A]

I am thinking: " Why is the smily face holding burning tnt in his hands, althought he cant get rid of it?"

[^..^]

[biblic tone of voice]
I am washing my hands of it.
[/biblic tone of voice]

[Tuggummi]

I am having a full-body-numbing treatment, otherwise known as DRINKING BEER!!!!

[mrthchemp]

i am deeply depressed - its so nice to feel a bit better for a change.

[tuckerm]

I am dead.

[LuigiHann]

I am trying to write a paper about ADHD, but I'm having trouble focusing.

[skryingbreath]

I am testing out the new Wb5. I am thinking it sucks ass...

[^..^]

I am tired.

[ASD5A]

i am cleaning the rb

[mikm]

I am seriously doubting that.

[Tuggummi]

I am having sticky pizza fingers.

[^..^]

I am assuming that you actually didn't get the sticky fingers from a pizza...

[Tuggummi]

I am shocked that you don't know that for me food > sex.

[^..^]

I am wondering: does the ">" mean "is more important than" or more probably "is more frequent than"? :p

[shakey_snake]

YHWH

[Tuggummi]

I am wondering too (again), if one has more frequently sex than eats, then one must have very, very, very sore genitals :igor:

[^..^]

I am not wondering about that. Actually it's quite possible: if you eat let's say three meals a day you'd have to have sex four times every day. Don't say that's impossible! ;)

[Tuggummi]

I am not having this discussion :p

[^..^]

I am going to agree with you. This isn't leading anywhere.

[swingdjted]

I am going to say, more orgasms than meals doesn't really hurt, but,

I am going to ask, if a gal swallows, does that count as an "eat" as per above post?

[kingo'mountain]

6btZuuxgyEk

[fc*uk]

Protein shake Ted? I'd say sure, it counts :P

I'm beat down and pissed off.

[alannahheaton]

I am ceo!!!

[swingdjted]

I am hoping that fc*uk is less pissed off now.

[kingo'mountain]

tugg, I ..... am your father

http://thestranded.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/i-am-your-father.jpg

[fc*uk]

I am less pissed off now, though work is still immensely frustrating to me.

[kingo'mountain]

I am looking for an escort service

[Warrior of the Light]

Ko'M: I'm sure you'll get satisfied here (http://www.2carpros.com/makes/ford/escort.htm) :o

I'm cleaning the house

[swingdjted]

I am eating carrots and bacon-ranch dressing.

[old and quite mad]

I am the King of Cartoons.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jWR1UyQ-l3s/ST_eJVUpIPI/AAAAAAAABvU/ckJ610TNO30/s400/kingofcartoons-02.jpg

[swingdjted]

I am... and I'm lucky to be am'ing.

[P$ycHo™]

I am, therefore I think?!

[swingdjted]

I am, therefore I eat, shit, and shave.

[QOAL]

... slightly pissed off after having AVS do it's usual out of nowhere crashing trick on me before I could save.

[swingdjted]

I hate that, yet I still can't seem to let AVS go. Nowhere else can you find visualization like it (when it's working).

I am done with my work week!

[Warrior of the Light]

I am Spartacus!! The others are all liars.

QOAL: If saving takes too long for you with the file window and everything, just close/reopen AVS.
That way AVS autosaves your preset as the last opened. Can be done within a second.

[QOAL]

Oh I know about that autosave, but it actually crashed when I was editing a comment bizarrely enough. But yes, that autosave saved me about 75% of my changes. :)

[swingdjted]

I am wearing only shorts. (It's really hot today.)

[Too-DAMN-Much]

bored

[fc*uk]

I might like this one.

Spinning records, cuing music.

[swingdjted]

I am listening to Dead Can Dance. Weird shit.

[fc*uk]

I am going to unlock an iPhone 4 running iOS 4.3.3 and baseband 4.10.01 without using a sim unlock if it's the last damn thing I do on this here earth.

I am tired of waiting for the iphone dev team to do this.

If you want something done right .... why hasn't anyone come out with a custom .ipsw file with iOS 4.3.3 and the 1.59.00 firmware? Seems easy...

[beanboy89]

I am drunk.

[fc*uk]

I have succeeded in my last post. This sucked like hell, but it is done.

I am working on achieving beanboy89's last post.

I am terribly missing the fact that I've not stood in front of decks, a mixer, and a crowd for well over a month now. Screw being busy. When I land in Canada ('bout a week) my number two priority is landing a gig at a club in Toronto. My number one priority is finding cuban rum. Screw the real reason why I am there ;)

[Too-DAMN-Much]

i am glad i got rid of my iphone.

[Warrior of the Light]

I am glad I never had one.

[Too-DAMN-Much]

I am glad I never had one.

a lot like children in that way.

[fc*uk]

I got the rare opportunity of being able to play out after the Pride March in downtown Toronto yesterday.

First time I had played in months.

The crowd was a hoot. Not exactly my scene or thing, but fuck these people had a blast. Right in front of city hall too to boot ;)

[swingdjted]

You really should do a video someday. It would be fun to watch.