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fastingaciu
22nd May 2006, 22:02
I was on a date with the girl, one of the most hot girls in my school, and we were talking about sex and after like 5 min of talking about that she tells me that she dosn't do condoms.

I was sochked beacause I knew she had sex with lots of guys and after like some thinking I told her that if we'r going to do it we'r going to use a condom and she said that no we won't and after like some time she said that in that case we'r going to have to stop seeing eachother.

Really sad I said that I'm sorry that things didn't work out and I left and she started runing after me saying that it was a joke. I meen who the hell jokes like that?:igor:
Mr Jones
22nd May 2006, 22:10
Fuck her and make sure there is a hole in the condom then see who laughs last.
skryingbreath
22nd May 2006, 22:52
Originally posted by fastingaciu
I meen who the hell jokes like that?:igor:
QFT my friend.
eheiney
22nd May 2006, 23:26
Originally posted by Mr Jones
Fuck her and make sure there is a hole in the condom then see who laughs last.
Two words: Child support.
fastingaciu
22nd May 2006, 23:27
:rolleyes:
S-uper_T-oast
23rd May 2006, 00:28
Stab the bitch in her uterus. That way she won't be able to reproduce have 14 stupid kids.
Mr Jones
23rd May 2006, 06:23
Originally posted by denkensiefursich
Two words: Child support.

I know humor is a relative concept to some around these parts, but do try and keep up , it's so important.
Tuggummi
23rd May 2006, 09:17
One word: Donkey Punch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch)
Mr Jones
23rd May 2006, 09:31
That's two words by the way.......



Anyhow, try a cigarette punch instead, much more interesting....
ElChevelle
23rd May 2006, 11:03
Odd that someone reported this thread to me as obscene via e-mail. Someone whom I've never heard of before to boot.
It must have been your girl, fasting:p
fastingaciu
23rd May 2006, 11:35
Naw she doesn't hang on these forums and it's not acidentaly.:p
Schmeet
23rd May 2006, 16:03
why is she telling jokes when having sex?
Tuggummi
23rd May 2006, 17:21
Originally posted by Schmeet
why is she telling jokes when having sex?

That sounds pretty awesome.
eheiney
24th May 2006, 02:49
Originally posted by ElChevelle
Odd that someone reported this thread to me as obscene via e-mail. Someone whom I've never heard of before to boot.
It must have been your girl, fasting:p
It wasn't by chance __s7777777, was it? I got a really stupid email from this person, asking a really stupid question about something I posted a few weeks ago. :igor:
hgnis
24th May 2006, 02:59
Stupid is as stupid does SIR!
http://www.fib.se/gump.jpg
The Goat
24th May 2006, 04:10
lol owned by joke

you should've just asked if her she preferred anal instead of walking away

better yet, Cleveland Steamer!
shakey_snake
24th May 2006, 05:41
But it's not a condom, it a prophylactic!
ElChevelle
24th May 2006, 11:25
Originally posted by denkensiefursich
It wasn't by chance __s7777777, was it? I got a really stupid email from this person, asking a really stupid question about something I posted a few weeks ago. :igor:

No, someone a little more feminine sounding.