Evil Lu
26th July 2006, 08:55
It's the first day of the summer holidays. I don't have to get up at 6am for a change. I stayed up late last night because I didn't have to get up early.
Well so I thought.
6.10am large sound of shattering glass, through my hangover/slightly drunk addled brain I think, "Oh it's recycling day" and vaguely open my eyes to look at the time.
Hmmm. They don't arrive this early, so I look out of the window to see some idiot man attempting to run down the street with a cash-till in his arms.
I phone the police, hang myself halfway out of the window to give them location, description etc.
Police arrive in about 30 seconds as the shop alarm alerted them, they catch the bugger and all is good.
Until they decide to take a statement from me, at half past bloody six in the morning when I am barely awake, not even properly dressed and I have to sit in the back of the police car to do so. (didn't want to wake kids up here)
I WANTED MY BLOODY LAZY MORNING IN BED. I hate criminals.
Well so I thought.
6.10am large sound of shattering glass, through my hangover/slightly drunk addled brain I think, "Oh it's recycling day" and vaguely open my eyes to look at the time.
Hmmm. They don't arrive this early, so I look out of the window to see some idiot man attempting to run down the street with a cash-till in his arms.
I phone the police, hang myself halfway out of the window to give them location, description etc.
Police arrive in about 30 seconds as the shop alarm alerted them, they catch the bugger and all is good.
Until they decide to take a statement from me, at half past bloody six in the morning when I am barely awake, not even properly dressed and I have to sit in the back of the police car to do so. (didn't want to wake kids up here)
I WANTED MY BLOODY LAZY MORNING IN BED. I hate criminals.