I'm sober

[MidnightViper88]

I wish I was drunk so I could post drunk threads instead of sober threads...

I could post a drunk thread sober, but given how stupid that would be, I would have to force myself to get drunk, and by the time I'm drunk enough to post a drunk thread, I'd probably have passed out...

fuck, this is so difficult...

[skryingbreath]

You, my good sir, are in quite the conundrum.

[S-uper_T-oast]

Go take some E. Everything will be much clearer.

[Warrior of the Light]

try posting a sober thread when you're drunk instead

[Razzinno]

until you see red or pass out in bed