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MidnightViper88
19th November 2006, 22:53
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have an erection
For someone other than you

*snaps fingers*
mikm
19th November 2006, 22:55
Violets are red
Roses are blue
In Soviet Russia
Eye doctor needs you
skryingbreath
19th November 2006, 22:58
In during all your base.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:00
Roses are red
These flowers I stole
If you're in a jet
Do a barrel roll
skryingbreath
19th November 2006, 23:02
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in ur base
killing ur doodz
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:03
My Internets are slow
Clogged with pics of boobs
It is not a truck
But a series of tubes
skryingbreath
19th November 2006, 23:06
Roses are red
Mom got scared
I could tell it was rare
Yo, holmes. To Bel-Air!
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:07
I took a trip
To Bangalore
Not for the scenery
But to bang a whore
skryingbreath
19th November 2006, 23:09
I could hear her cries,
"DUMBLEDORE DIES"
skryingbreath
19th November 2006, 23:10
I snuck in for a little kiss
Something I was afraid to miss
Opened the door, out came mist
Bart, get out! I'm piss!
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:12
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It is pitch black
You've been eaten by a grue
skryingbreath
19th November 2006, 23:14
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE
I SEE IT ON THE GROUND, IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE
ONE TIME I WITNESSED A MANATEE FIT
YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS, I GUARANTEE IT.
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:14
Once there was a man from /b/
Who wanted Internet glory
He started a meme
But it gathered no steam
Now his bathtub is gory
skryingbreath
19th November 2006, 23:16
On the TV blaring
I can't stop myself from staring
I listen closely, for what they said
HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:28
Japanese gadget
Lets you understand your pets
Your dog wants a steak
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:32
Spacemonster Xenu
Sends aliens to our earth
Some people really think this
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:48
Candy hearts inscribed with "wuv"
Delivered by the spacecraft from above
This concept confuses and irritates
Earth shall we disintegrate
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:49
Here much nonsensical crap I dump
Poems about memes and such
About poetry, I don't know much
This thread sinks, so I post to bump
mikm
19th November 2006, 23:52
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
MidnightViper88
19th November 2006, 23:53
I put my hands between my crotch
In my pants, I begin to botch
I say I do it because my hands are cold
But in reality, I'm looking at granny's boobies
Soggy, floppy, and old
Thunder Pussy
20th November 2006, 01:13
Girl I got you a whole
goddamn thing of flowers.
Go on & roll over.
mikm
20th November 2006, 01:17
Originally posted by Early Devil
Girl I got you a whole
goddamn thing of flowers.
Go on & roll over.
Honey, you are my lover
And I love you like no other
But I am short on cash
Can't you see I am on your brother?
MidnightViper88
20th November 2006, 01:26
Baby, you know I love you
It's no lie, yes I really do
But I need to have sex with your sister
And your kind ol' mother too
But it's not what you think it is
"What's that problem of his?"
It's something different, they called me "Mister"
Because they paid me, I just call them "Biz"
k_rock923
20th November 2006, 04:09
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
chown -R you ~/base
Warrior of the Light
20th November 2006, 08:11
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
wait, blue?
no! Violets are violet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_(color))!
mikm
20th November 2006, 13:22
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's not easy to rhyme
So stfu
ElChevelle
20th November 2006, 13:39
Your poems suck!
I was hoping for better,
silly little fuck
but I suck at it too and it doesn't make me too upsetter.
Doggy Dog
20th November 2006, 13:44
Roses are red
Violets are violet
Go stick your penis
In the nearest electrical outlet.
S-uper_T-oast
20th November 2006, 14:36
Roses are red
violets are blue
fuck you
Warrior of the Light
20th November 2006, 14:52
Roses are red
Violets are violet
it now seems that
every sentence ends with the 'et'
mikm
20th November 2006, 16:09
Corpses are white
Blood is red
I'd be much happier
If you were dead
Thunder Pussy
20th November 2006, 17:43
Even a man who is pure in heart
and says his prayers by night
may become a goof when the goofbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright.
mikm
20th November 2006, 18:18
You are a damn liar
I beg of you,
Die in a fire
gameplaya15143
20th November 2006, 18:49
Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.
She moved in with me.
MidnightViper88
20th November 2006, 19:09
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucking hate these chichéd flower poems
Just as much as I fucking hate you

I'll stick a cable up your ass
And through your body, run electrical power
I'll bury you 6 feet underground
Turn you into compost for a fucking flower

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like these poems now
Only after I had killed you
ElChevelle
20th November 2006, 21:24
BRAVO!