what is music?

[sharksfan2000]

I have a question,

Just what IS music?

and what is an mp3???

[old and quite mad]

mu-sic \ 1. the science or art of combining tones into a composition having structure and continuity; also: vocal or instrumental sounds having rhythm, melody, or harmony. 2. an agreeable sound


with a tip of the hat to Webster's Dictionary

An mp3 is a compressed wav file

[DJ Egg]

What is life ?

And how do I get one ?

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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DJ - Egg
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[old and quite mad]

LIFE, n.
A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed. The question, "Is life worth living?" has been much discussed; particularly by those who think it is not, many of whom have written at great length in support of their view and by careful observance of the laws of health enjoyed for long terms of years the honors of successful controversy.


"Life's not worth living, and that's the truth,"
Carelessly caroled the golden youth.
In manhood still he maintained that view
And held it more strongly the older he grew.
When kicked by a jackass at eighty-three,
"Go fetch me a surgeon at once!" cried he.
Han Soper

with a tip of the hat to Ambrose Bierce.


I would suggest checking at various "Lost and Founds" or perhaps asking at your local command post of the Salvation Army.

AND BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE ASKS....
llama (la-ma) any of a genus of South American ruminants without humps, including the alpaca, guanaco, and vicuna, especially, a domesticated species used as a beast of burden and as a source of wool, meat, and milk.

[Ice]

To anwser the question what is music, we have to ask deep within ourselves what are waffles, what is this creature you refer to as a llamah?

[rm']

Music- The thread of life.

In every culture dissected by modern man (or atleast me), music has been an integral constituent. If a nordic Viking sang a ballad to a Masai tribesman, the Masai tribesman would instantly recognize the melodious tones for what they are. Even in todays hectic world, we use music to communicate and express our thoughts. Right now, a teenager in Ney York could be listening to Marylin Manson's verses of suffering and defeat. A man going through a mid-life crisis in Paris could be taking strength from Bob Marley's timeless tales of personal sturggle and the overcome of obstacles.
As you can see, music is a universal tongue, inherent in all nations, all cultures, but above all, in all PEOPLES.



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In all of your posts
Write a tremendously lame
And pointless haiku

Life would be simpler
If all of us were llamas
Don't you think so too?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

waf-fle (wof el), n. a batter cake baked in a hinged appliance (waffle iron) that forms a grid-like pattern on each side.

[aaron]

and that is useful to get moderator...

[DJ Egg]

Aha !
I get it now !
So this means that "The Meaning Of Life" is :
A Nordic Viking reciting a musical haiku to a llama eating a spiritually pickled waffle !
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I've always wanted to know that !
Mmmmmmm . . . curious !

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[rm']

Exactly! I couldn't have put it better myself.

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In all of your posts
Write a tremendously lame
And pointless haiku

Life would be simpler
If all of us were llamas
Don't you think so too?

[sharksfan2000]

mmm, waffles...

now tell me what a teletubby is.

[old and quite mad]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh, now we ARE getting profound.
Jerry Falwell thinks one of them is a homosexual hell spawn.
I'm not sure what his UserName is within this forum.

I tend to think of them as......targets.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

SICK! That's what they are! Just SICK! Those things are worse than Barney (if that's possible).

[Teufel Diener]

You have to see this.
http://www.newgrounds.com/tubby/tinky.html

Tinky Winky has been listening to to much Deicide...

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Striking up my discordant underture
A carnal cacophony, perversely penned
Transposed... and decomposed

[old and quite mad]

OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!

[SexyLoserKitten]

Damn that was cool....also..one more point to add...if you want to know what the true essence of a waffle is, one must consult a trusted and true person who has been guided by the ways of the three Books of Waffle: Book of Batter, Haikus of Syrup, and Songs of Stcikiness...only then, after suffereing through many cultural and ritulistic sex acts may one discover the true meaning of why waffles are here on this earth....they're not just for moderators anymore........

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Sex without foreplay is like drinking without getting drunk...

[rm']

They should do one on Barney. Or maybe with llamas?

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In all of your posts
Write a tremendously lame
And pointless haiku

The lack of money is the root of all evil

[GREEK_MP3]

Winamp is Music... Without Winamp, there is no Music for us.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Music Winamp is
But the essence lies within
Each and all of us

RM-
Dude, you're contagious er sumthin. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[rm']

Shame on you! You wrote a good haiku! http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/angryfire.gif You have angered the voodoo gods, so don't be surprised if your house is pelted by llama turds and singing vikings.



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In all of your posts
Write a tremendously lame
And pointless haiku

Absolutly all
Llamas like to eat some grass
But some will smoke it

[rm']

You: http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/killtard.gif

Me: http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/evil.gif

No hard feelings, it just pains me too see my converts go against my wishes

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In all of your posts
Write a tremendously lame
And pointless haiku

Absolutly all
Llamas like to eat some grass
But some will smoke it

[This message has been edited by Radioactive Man (edited July 02, 2000).]

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I'm sorry. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif I have failed you, your excellency. Please don't pelt me with llama turds! I promise, from now on I'll write only bad haikus.

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I, pelted with turds
Have angered the voodoo gods
But shall nevermore.

Oops. Was that a good haiku or a bad one http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/confused.gif I can never tell. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by sgtfuzzbubble99 (edited July 02, 2000).]

[rm']

I am pleased with your
Progress my little convert.
Go write bad haiku.

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In all of your posts
Write a tremendously lame
And pointless haiku

Absolutly all
Llamas like to eat some grass
But some will smoke it

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Progressing I am
While pelted by llama turds
Fall flat on my face.
http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/eek2.gif

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[Winsane]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99:
I, pelted with turds
Have angered the voodoo gods
But shall nevermore.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Laughing my ass off
That was the best damn haiku
I have ever read

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Thank you. I feel special now. http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/silly.gif

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Special I do feel,
The short bus I do ride now
To write bad haikus.

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Luv the Fuzz

[SacredOne]

Into the dead realm,
This topic must now depart,
For it has grown old.

Sorry to spoil everyone's fun http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[gravitygirl]

When into the womb of time
Everything is again withdrawn
Chaos will be restored
And chaos is the score
Upon which reality is written.
--Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

(And good music leads us into chaos, where we hunger to be reborn. My comment, not Hank's)

[Bizznatch]

sharksfan2000 is actually ME!!!

I made this thread almost a year ago. I was being stupid, can't you tell? :) Anyways, look at the old sig's, can't you just feel the memories?

:D

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

After a year passed
I find that lame haikus I
can still shitteth out.

:)

[Twilightseer]

Damn, one year ago :D
You had too much much free time and looked for this thread, Bizz ? ;)

[Bizznatch]

Back in June 2000 I joined these very threads under the name sharksfan2000. :) These boards were very young back then, I think they were only but one month or two old. In November-ish 1nol, or OneNationOnline, bit the dust leaving the email that I used for this member name nulled. I also stopped coming to these boards, I don't know the exact reason but when I tried to come back in Febuary of this year I had forgotten my freakin password for this username! I tried the "email me my forgotten passowrd" option, but like I said, 1nol was no longer and so was my email account there. Hence, my making of a new account and new forums entity you now know as Bizznatch :).

[Twilightseer]

Can I be honest ? I prefer Bizz to sharksfan by far :)

[Bizznatch]

what, you a Dallas Stars Fan? :)

BTW, this is my 600th post (631 if you include the sharksfan2000 ones) :)

[Twilightseer]

What I mean is that Bizznatch is more "grown-up" than Sharksfan was. :)
And I don't care about baseball, being French and all :D

[Bizznatch]

Hehe! :)

Hey, I was a very immature 18 year old when I made this thread. I'm almost 20 now. Iv'e grown up a lot since then. :) But then again, useless posting and haiku's and waffles are what makes forums fun!

BTW, the Sharks are an ice hockey team, and a real good one too. They are gonna win the championship next year, you'll see! :)

Ain't that right Chev?

[DJ Egg]

Aaah . . . memories memories of days gone by.
What a difference a year can make, eh?