Tennis Girls

[Dr Satan]

I asked this beautiful tennis girl out last week.

She said no.

Apparantly love means nothing in tennis.

What's wrong with the world?

[Mulefire]

Would you really want to go out with someone that can hit balls with that much oomph? Ouch.

It's just the worlds way of saving you from worrying about all those ball boys and mixed doubles nights...

Mule.


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The surest sign there is intellegent life in the Universe is that they havn't come to visit us yet - Calvin & Hobbes

[Bilbo Baggins]

Game, Set and Match. There has got to be some hilarious joke in there somewhere.

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[Dr Satan]

S'ok. I wasn't being serious. T'was just a joke.

Y'all picked up on it right?

[ReDVsion]

OH! Now i get it. That's actually pretty funny. Can't believe I didn't pick up on it earlier.

[Mulefire]

Oops http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif too used to these more "serious" threads... better go hide now...toodle ooh

Mule.

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[RADAR]

Holy jeez it has been a long day... I had to read that a few times before I got it.
Yeah thats it...long day uh huh.
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[Dr Satan]

Sorry, I feel the need to plug this. I'm making a song at the moment. I only really have the intro right now, get it at http://web.ukonline.co.uk/mortonwf/icons/song.mp3

Any comments/suggestions are very welcome.

[ElChevelle]

I know the feelin, dude!
I asked Anna Kournikova out and she completely dissed me.
I persisted until the courts got involved(Damn restraining orders) http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[RADAR]

Hey Satan... I like that.....would you let me know when you get it done? I would like to hear the whole thing.
Oh yeah...what program(s) do you use to do that, if you dont mind me asking?

[Dr Satan]

Cakewalk Pro Audio 9

It's a midi program.

[ReDVsion]

Sorry Satan, (you know, it's really fun saying that http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif) but you can't beat the Descent 1 & 2 Midi files. That's top notch stuff. If you're just doing MIDI, why don't you use a MIDI file? (Course, the song wasn't my cup o' tea, either, but RADAR likes it, so go with it). Now you get some analog sounds, you'll be able to whiff out somethin' cool pretty quick.

Pro Audio 9 isn't just a MIDI prog, it's also a Wav prog as well, tho' Cool Edit 2k/Pro is a hell of a lot better for that sort of thing. I've only got PA8 http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif

[ReDVsion]

And Satan, your 1st post really belongs in the "somebody tell me a joke" topic. Then we would've gotten it right off the bat. We've been having a lot of serious posts over here, so we can't really tell right now unless you're specific (at least I can't).

[Reverend Ike]

El Chevelle -

You must be the only member in this forum with more restraining orders than posts. How many is that this year?

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[Bilbo Baggins]

If you can make Cooledit 2K string together a load of loops, i will kiss your feet.

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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

[ReDVsion]

Well, you might want to think twice about kissing my feet, they stink, but I think I could manage that. What loops?

[ElChevelle]

Da! She got a bit irate when this pic got snapped of her(can't see why). Next thing I know the judge is all over me beggin me for more,however the law mandated that I be kept a minimum of 500 miles from Anna Pornikova!
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http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/Anna.jpg

[rm']

Whoa dude, cut back on the ******. It ain't very nice to doctor pics of people to make em look like they're doing something they're not; especially big powerful important types who are so fond of slapping people with libel lawsuits.


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[ElChevelle]

Ummm, it's called sweat

[Mulefire]

Either way it's still not the nicest picture in the world to look at.... don't see what everyone gets so excited about..sheeesh.

Mule.
(obviously sexually disfunctual...)

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Hehe... OOOPS! Damn. Anyone got a towel? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[bizznit]

Heh i get it love means nuthin. that was a good one. whooo

[Bilbo Baggins]

[sarcasm] YAY [/sarcasm}

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[Xerxes]

Linguists classify the pun as the lowest form of humor... just thought I'd say that.

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[Dr Satan]

I can go lower. Trust me.

[rm']

Clit! Anus! Penis! Ha ha ha! Vagina! Pudenda! Ha ha ha! Poopie! Cunt!

Low enough http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ?

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[KambeStad]

RM's been twitching like that ever since he stopped drinking. Maybe it's time to start again eh?

[rm']

How'd you find out about my booze problem... er.. I mean, "What the hell ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I never touched a bottle of liquor in my life! Honest!"

Now where's that shotglass http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/confused.gif???

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[Xerxes]

Hey that was just linguists opinion-
personally I think the Lowest form of humor
is a movie co starring starring Bob Sagat
and Carrot Top..... :shudder:

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[Reverend Ike]

Xerxes -

I absolutely hate Carrot Top, and my wife absolutely hates Bob Saget. Glad to see we're not alone.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Bob Saget..... (twitch, twitch)

Carrot Top..... BLAM! (shoots self in head)

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