Bartenders is in!

[RJ]

Sit down order a drink and unload all your worries.

First round is on me!

Jack & coke for all, double.
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[Ice]

mountain dew. light on the ice. or else i'll sit on you.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Barq's on the rocks.

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[ReDVsion]

Gimme a Coke with some Jack Daniels Whiskey in it.

After that, gimme a strawberry daquri

[ReDVsion]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ice:
mountain dew light on the ice. or else i'll sit on you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You heard the man! Pour some Mountain Dew Light on 'im! BTW, that period wasn't supposed to be there, so I fixed it in the quote http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by ReDVsion (edited September 22, 2000).]

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Actually, I could use a shot of NyQuil right about now. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[rm']

This thread is not a bitch. I guess it is now http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I'd like some more bitch and whine, please; hold the smelly cheese.

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[Mulefire]

Buckfast please..

Or hell why not just gland some mescalin based window panes floating in a delerious aura of dayglo bus trips... and just stick it on the tab will ya.

Mule.

[Ice]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ReDVsion:
You heard the man! Pour some Mountain Dew Light on 'im! BTW, that period wasn't supposed to be there, so I fixed it in the quote http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by ReDVsion (edited September 22, 2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it was right the first time. :P

hate it when i go to the movies and half my cup is filled with ice.

[Winsane]

Can't decide between Vruit, Lactaid milk, water, Italian soda, or Cherry China Cola.

[ReDVsion]

I've got a confession to make... I don't know what "passing the bong" means. I mean I searched all over the forums, but I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT! Does it involve going to the bathroom or does the bong simply signify useless info or is it limited in reference to developers or if you have the bong it means it's your turn to post or I think the booze is kicking in...

[ReDVsion]

Oh, and gimme a beer, like a Shiner Bock on tap.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

If I'm not mistaken, a 'bong' is a container filled with something to smoke (weed etc..) and has several pipes coming out of it for many to enjoy the pleasures of tripping and losing brain cells. Of course, I don't know from experience (never even seen one before), but I've heard that people make them out of all kinds of stuff. Like: cola cans, small wood boxes, hollowed coconuts, etc...

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[rm']

Look up hookah pipe. Similar concept

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[Mulefire]

Hollowed out coconut, rubber tap attachment, large clay chulm (sp?), long heavy duty piping. Smooooothy, collapse, set carpet on fire.

Or alternative, large bucket filled half way with water, large empty soda bottle minus bottom, Biro/lid melted contraption on top, push down, light, pull up, remove top, push down, fall over.

Or another alternative, large empty soda bottle minus bottom, large air-tight plastic bag taped to bottom of soda bottle. Biro/lid contraption on top, bag pushed up inside bottle, lit, bag pulled out and opened up. Lid removed, bag pushed back inside bottle, fall over.

All these and other fun contraptions can be found in a house near you! Just say No!

Mule.

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[Ice]

i have a friend that made a bong from things in a construction site. dont know if he used it. (note: i do not do drugs. i can't say that for all of my friends).

[Mulefire]

You'll excuse me if I have a little personal bitch here, what the hell is wrong with dope? I'm sorry but the bullshit about leading to harder drugs is just that. Some people are just dumb enough to go there so sod 'em. Dope does not make people violent unlike alchohol. Dope does not have to be taken with tobacco. Dope has medicinal properties. Dope if legalised would bring income to the government to fight hard drugs. Has Amsterdamn burnt to the ground in a firey ball of rampant degenerate anarchy?

I'm sorry but Smoking a j or toking on a bong is very very different from sticking needles in your dick or snorting coke up your nose. To say that one leads to the other or that they are one and the same is like saying that drinking cola leads onto becoming an alchoholic. Caffeine is a drug. Aspirin is a drug. We take drugs every day of our lives and think nothing of it. Yet someone mentions dope and suddenly it's reefer madness all over again.

Legalise and educate. The world would be a much happier place for it.

Mule.

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[Jayn]

Reefer Madness http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif That movie was hilarious!

RJ...if the bar's still open can I have a Slippery Nipple? Mmmmm...I love butterscotch! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[edit] sorry....can't spell
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[This message has been edited by Jayn (edited September 23, 2000).]

[Xerxes]

RedVison- I think the expression is similar to "Passing the Peace pipe"

Ice- Half Ice in your drink? It's called
good profit margins.

Mule- Many People who smoke dope are a burden
on society, and doing so further hinders
people on the down and out from bettering
themselves. Amsterdam has not burnt down too
the ground- but if i'm correct it's also drowning in social welfare taxes like the rest of Europe. Sorry- it's my role as the "raging" conservative to say that... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif Lets not start a virtual barfight here aheh

Bartender - Kahlua with Cream please. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
Better make that 2 http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[ElChevelle]

bong (bng, bông)
n.

A deep ringing sound, as of a bell.

Ahee hee hee*cough,cough* ringing my bell! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Never pass on a good Cheech and Chong movie!
-Cheech being pulled over by a cop:
Cop:"Can I see your license, please?"
Cheech:"Uh yea, it's on the back"(pointing
to rear of vehicle)

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[Mulefire]

Sorry Xerxes don't want a bar fight and all but would you say that dope is worse than alchohol in this respect? Quite frankly if it was legalised then it would become just like any other substance that people use for recreational perposes. People would still buy more than they could afford just like they do with alchohol but at least with the money going to fund programs and not line a dealers pockets then is that not a better scenario altogether?

By banning something outright you just make it more of a thrill to have. Look at prohobition and how exactly that solved the problem of alchohol. Frankly if it was legal then yeah people would still do it but would there be the same mystique and draw about it? Nahh, it would just be something nice to chill with.

Remember that dope on it's own without tobacco is beneficial to the body and exhibits nothing like the dangerous side effects of alchohol. It calms, mellows and provides pain relief. If you drink and complain about drugs then you are a hypocrypt, if you are a tee-totaler then all the power to you, but next time you moan about dope then think of all the benefits it has and think of the centuries of normal natural use it has had before we imposed laws on it. It is not going to go away, it's here to stay so we had better work out some more adult ways of dealing with it.

Now godamn it where's the karioke machine...I need to sing!!! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Cheech and Chong! yay! "That's not a joint... THIS is a joint!"

Mule.



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[ReDVsion]

I just say legalize everything. Let it sort itself out. Just make sure I'm not payin' for the hospital bill if somebody gets an overdose/sick/etc (this goes for tobacco/alcohol as well). If my liver goes out from drinkin' too much, taxpayers shouldn't have to deal with that, at least not permenantly. Eventually I ought to pay it off myself. It'd be my fault, anyway.

On that note, and since it's a new day, gimme a coffee w/ whiskey.

[Mulefire]

Heh! Yep sounds like a good idea. Don't know how they would work the hospital bills out though. Where would you draw the line between a drug related case and a non drug related case. i.e. would the battered child of an overdose victim be given free health care or not? And if so what about the heart-attack afflicted addict who steals to feed his daughter?

Ahh but enough, far to heavy for the bar. Sheesh.. should be discussing the latest Madonna album or something (ahem).

And just to be silly I'm going to have a flaming green shatruze (sp?) please? Mmmmmm oh and a flaming Drambuie to follow...yum..flames... heh heh... did you know that I once burned off 80% of my dreads in a freak bar candle accident? Well now you do! Heh http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif I now have a perfectly sensible hair cut... with flame retardent polymers liberally applied...

Mule.


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[iomegajaz]

Mmmm, bucket..... *drools at mere thought*

[Mulefire]

Heh! I've seen many a brave man reduced to drooling afterwards too...not to mention doing a great impression of a polar bear.

Mule.

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[ReDVsion]

Mmm... Drambuie... now THAT's good stuff. BARTENDER! Gimme a Drambuie. And a margarita later.

Now then, to begin my quest for moderator status.

[RJ]

I wasn't much of a bartender since I passed out after starting this thread, but I'm glad to see that my lack of participation didn't slow anyone down.

BTW, I've never heard of some of these drinks but I will make it my life goal to discover these drinks.

My personal fav is Wild Turkey, either straight or with coke. Yummmm http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ReDVsion]

Some people I know laugh when they hear the name "wild turkey". Morons. Anything that sounds partially out of the norm is somehow funny. It really pisses me off when folks insult a good whiskey, too. Childish assholes.

[Jayn]

Mule...I learned in a freak bar cigarette accident...nail polish is highly flammable http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[ReDVsion]

Dammit, I wanna be a mod. Gimme a whiskey.

[hawk606]

NyQuil-Neat.

If NyQuil is unavailable, then i'll drink the blood of the bartender, or a coke.

[ReDVsion]

Hmm... Blood of the bartender... Is that a new liquor I haven't heard about? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Winsane]

I'll have a holy bartender. (Dogma was awesome.)

[rm']

RM'S HOMEMADE RECIPE FOR 'BLOOD OF THE BARTENDER'

1. Get a bartender
2. Get a knife
3. Poke bartender, preferably through the chest
4. Enrol in RM'S EXPIDITED PARAMEDICS 20 SECOND COURSE FOR DUMMIES
5. Apply for a position at the local hospital
6. Show up at the scene of the "accident"
7. Pretend to do a transfusion on the victim
8. Hide plasma bag in oversized trouser pockets
9. Leave for 40 years in the finest oak keg
10. Drain keg, mix with vodka and sell product as a Bloody Mary

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[This message has been edited by Radioactive Man (edited September 23, 2000).]

[Mulefire]

This message was exactly the same as the one following it (doh stupid stop button not work) ...Hmmmm... but now it is completely different...my lack of delete button has produced new words that otherwise would not have existed. They owe their life to that disabled feature... So nobody complain or else you will be completing wordicide!

Mule

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[Mulefire]

Heh...Make sure you use a wooden pokey thing or you'll ruin the flavour. A little pinch of cinnamon and some Herring guts and you're all set...Mmmmmm...

Jayn, I can only imagine and it sounds might painfull...-ouch- but at least you didn't need to knit mini hats to put over your fingers...

Mule.



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[Xerxes]

And people call ME gothic! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[iomegajaz]

RM: Dogma was too much of a "Ben and Matt" movie for me, not withstanding the fact the I love Good Will Hunting. If you really want to see Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Dwight Ewell, Joey Lauren Adams (et cetera) shine, watch Clerks, Mallrats and Chasing Amy again.

Those, and also "going All The Way" and "Spanking The Monkey". STM is the most disturbing movie I've ever seen, and I've seen Silence of the Lambs etc.

Watch "Spanking The Monkey". You want to.

Winamp sucks.

[Jayn]

Mule...luckily the only thing that hurt was our jaws from laughing so much!
Knitted mini hats, hmmmm......*tryin' to picture*....how quaint! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Mulefire]

Well I had me a nice little knitted hat in lots of nice bright colours...until I decided to just shave everything off and go with 7 dreads at the front (in a very early Tank Girl type thing..) Needless to say that did not last long 'cos it was just silly. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

I have since been involved in more nefarious pub exploits involving fire juggling and speed but luckily those days are well past and the only memories I have a very very blurred. Phew... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif Speed is bad..would not advise anyone to go there...Urgh.. never again. Just say no!

Mule.

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[This message has been edited by Mulefire (edited September 24, 2000).]

[pukkaboy]

Malibu and orange juice pls. Thats 8 parts malibu 2 parts orange juice, and a tinkle of vodka.
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later
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Ahh, I'll have another pls

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[ReDVsion]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pukkaboy:
...and a tinkle of vodka.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not the best choice of words, my friend http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[SexyLoserKitten]

Ahh..I skipped most of this thread, but that's cause I am wickedly groggy..so i'll just get to the point...

ok, first i want a bottle of southern comfort and a shot glass...don't come back for an hour.
when you do come back, bring me 2 shots of jaquin's creme de cacao...don't come back for 20 minutes..
when you finally come back, bring a shot of vodka (absolute, 100 proof), the phone and my bf's number that i wrote down (cause me to drunk to remember)so i can call him cause i shall be extremely horny and in a fiesty mood.
thanks

Officer:and what's your name?
(Chong chucks cookies)
Cheech:His name is bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
yup..that'll be me later on heh heh


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[rm']

Geez, how many times do I haf ta tell ya? I'll comfort your southerlies. Maybe you were too drunk the first time...

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