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bizznit
23rd September 2000, 08:23
just kidding. bitch, bitch, bitch
why do i have to go to work? why can't bill gates give me some of his money? why don't i have a life? why does Tacobell give you violent diarhea? why do people ask stupid questions? how do i convert mp3 to .wav?
Billhoofa
23rd September 2000, 08:36
1. Cause you owe me money
2. You didn't say please.
3. No one does, you're not special.
4. One word, beef bi-products.
5. Cause people are stupid.
6. It is impossible
Sorry RM for stealing your gig, couldn't resist.
[This message has been edited by Billhoofa (edited September 23, 2000).]
Xerxes
23rd September 2000, 12:07
Taco Bell give you Violent Diarhea? Only
in the year 2000... when they release their
"Diarh-ito Supreme" http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif
in-joke http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
ElChevelle
23rd September 2000, 12:55
Could it be that "inbred" corn that they are using in their taco shells?
iomegajaz
23rd September 2000, 23:05
Diarrhoea. Hmm...
WolfieD
24th September 2000, 22:41
I heard about that too, Chev, the fake dna altered corn that the FDA only approved for animal feed... ill just get soft tacos from now on, thank you
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ReDVsion
24th September 2000, 22:50
Nobody here can spell "diarrhea", can they? (don't feel bad, I had to use spell check, too http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)
That sucks. I don't like soft tacos, and now you're saying that I can't eat hard tacos? Shit....
randman
25th September 2000, 07:13
Billhoofa: For the record, "beef by-products" is two (2) words. But I'm betting you knew that. And you spelled it wrong (unless you were talking about a cow that goes both ways).
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Oh yeah, this is a bitch forum. Dammit my back hurts!!! I'm old!!! SLK won't have my kittens!!! erm........ that's about it.
[This message has been edited by randman (edited September 25, 2000).]
SexyLoserKitten
25th September 2000, 08:05
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ReDVsion:
That sucks. I don't like soft tacos, and now you're saying that I can't eat hard tacos? Shit....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
heh heh..was that meant to be that way? or am i just that tired?
btw..i don't have kittens i have sex http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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rm'
25th September 2000, 08:08
But then where'd that little tabby come from? I haven't been hangin out with any other sex kittens lately http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/confused.gif
And why am I paying kitty support payments!?!?!
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rm'
25th September 2000, 08:09
Dammit! I've got screwed yet again http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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[This message has been edited by Radioactive Man (edited September 25, 2000).]
randman
25th September 2000, 08:34
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten:
btw..i don't have kittens i have sex http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
OK, I guess I'll settle for sex. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
SexyLoserKitten
25th September 2000, 08:43
Sure as hell wasn't with me..i practice safe-kit-sex
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rm'
25th September 2000, 08:46
Very odd indeed. You sure you don't have any sisters?
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iomegajaz
25th September 2000, 15:12
Diarrhoea is spelt "diarrhoea". Bloody Americans and their unique (ie. bad) spelling.
Trust me.
sgtfuzzbubble011
25th September 2000, 20:12
Well, if the English language wasn't so screwed up.....
Anyway, I like to speak NyQuillian. It's a much better language. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif
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ReDVsion
25th September 2000, 20:56
Ellway Iay on'tday eesay atwhey ouryay oblempray isay http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
sgtfuzzbubble011
25th September 2000, 21:03
Ermm..... That's exactly what the problem is. It's also why NyQuillian is so much better.
Greeeeeevies Hronk Ashkiddleeeee Yurnkers Blahnheee Zhryck Juuk! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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bizznit
26th September 2000, 01:49
were you serious about that taco thing? they just lowered the price of tacos to $0.99 for 2 and i don't feel like getting violently ill ...or maybe i do? 99 cents is pretty cheap. don't you think? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/confused.gif
ElChevelle
26th September 2000, 05:15
Don't fear Taco Bell
Fear Taco Bell store bought shells
(Mad Cow Disease)
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