My quest for moderator status

[ReDVsion]

I have been a member for too long! It is time to move up the status ladder and become a moderator! Let's see, where to begin.

I have already submitted my application in elchevelle's "I need a sig, not a cig" post, but in case you didn't see that, here it is:
http://members.spree.com/technology/redvsion/bitchlistmodapp.jpg

Next, I shall pray to the all mighty WINAMP GOD, shown here:
http://members.spree.com/technology/redvsion/winampgod.jpg

Now, for the most important part, sucking up. But who to suck up to? Please, anyone who has any influence (directly or indirectly) in making me a moderator please inform me so I can begin this process immediately.

[Jayn]

You can suck up to me http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Jayn ;)
WSD Skins (http://members.nbci.com/WSDskins)

[Reverend Ike]

ReDVsion -

You might want to start with chocolate-dipped strawberries. I hear that Jayn is quite fond of those.
Of course, afterwards ... http://www.tohkatsu.or.jp/~snow/g/tooth1.gif

[This message has been edited by Reverend Ike (edited September 23, 2000).]

[pukkaboy]

jayn: did i ever tell you how much i LLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE you cool skin Hung24K. I use it 24-7. It is officially my favourite skin ever. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


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"I dont wanna be the band aid if the wound is not mine" - alanis morrisette

[ReDVsion]

Absolutely, Jayn. Choclate covered strawberries will arrive sometime in the next century, due to the incredibly bad mail service down here. But don't worry, I'll be back in the states soon, so I'll be sure to send some the instant I get back. Have I ever mentioned what an EXCELLENT moderator you are? I've always noticed that moderators seem to be some of the best-looking, intelligent people I have had the distinct pleasure of meeting. I worry that if I become a moderator, I will lower those oh-so-high, almost god-like standards. Still, I humbly ask for your consideration of my moderator status request.

[ReDVsion]

HEY, PUKKABOY! THIS IS MY SUCKING UP POST! GET YER OWN!

Although he does have a point, Hung24K is almost as cool as Jayn herself http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Reverend Ike]

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/k/constr2.gif

[Jayn]

Rev.....you're SO ornery! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

RedVsion...anxiously awaiting the strawberries...Yummy! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif But....is that all you have to offer up? I mean c'mon....this is a Moderator position you're after! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Jayn ;)
WSD Skins (http://members.nbci.com/WSDskins)

[ReDVsion]

Ask and ye shall recieve... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ReDVsion]

Did I mention waffles and syrup? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[pukkaboy]

Jayn, i do really love hung 24k. and that other one 24karat, the green on that is sooo cool. but still my favourite is Alloy, *The transparencies rock but the best bit is the lovely blue metal texture. Here is my application form,
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/pukkaboy/Mods.gif
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Where did i leave my dead moose?
download my brand new skin FINAL (http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/pukkaboy/final.wsz)
or visit my skin site (http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/pukkaboy)

[This message has been edited by pukkaboy (edited September 24, 2000).]

[ReDVsion]

I wouldn't trust a mod that didn't like sex. And he's starting to spell like a sonique user in his application! We're being infiltrated! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

BTW, this is MY mod post. ME. There is no WE in I. It's all about ME. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. Not to sound self-centered or anything http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif .

[Winsane]

I wanna be a mod too, damnit! Please oh please oh please make me a mod!

[ReDVsion]

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[pukkaboy]

my new sucking up post is here,
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/Forum16/HTML/000119.html
howdya like that redvsion

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there is always enough room in this town for the two of us - my twin brother jake

p.s. i don't really have a twin brother.

[Mulefire]

What is so good about being a Mod? Sheesh, hasn't anyone here seen Quadrophenia?

Mule.

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The surest sign there is intellegent life in the Universe is that they haven't come to visit us yet - Calvin & Hobbes

[Jayn]

*sharing my chocolate dipped strawberries with Rev Ike and Winsane*....can you guys think of anything we need backstage? I think a few recliners and a big screen tv would be kinda nice..... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Jayn ;)
WSD Skins (http://members.nbci.com/WSDskins)

[Mulefire]

Oh go on.... I don't know.. chocolate indeed... Yum.... -sigh-

Hands up all those who know what the hell I am on about with Quadrophenia? Heh. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mule.

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The surest sign there is intellegent life in the Universe is that they haven't come to visit us yet - Calvin & Hobbes

[ReDVsion]

*Tries to send DVD-ROM drive & Projector to backstage but doesn't have a password to get in*

[ReDVsion]

*Decides to just leave 'em at the door w/ a note*

[ReDVsion]

Hey! I'm glad you got the chocolate-covered strawberries! I thought the mail service would be completely screwed over here, but apparently it's not so bad.

If you need more, I'll send more. I've got a keyboard that easily makes 'em, ya know: http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001723.html

[rm']

How come no one gives me anything http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif Not even self-respect http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Scrumptious Yummy Boy
www.poorboyfoundation.cjb.net (http://www.poorboyfoundation.cjb.net)

[SexyLoserKitten]

Don't feel bad RM..I don't post for a day or so and I come back and now i feel all lonesome and stuff....sheesh..if ya suck up to one mod..suck up to em all! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[rm']

Aw... shucks.. I'm getting that newly-soiled-diaper-feeling inside http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

I guess that's not the most romantic way to put it, but ya know...

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Scrumptious Yummy Boy
www.poorboyfoundation.cjb.net (http://www.poorboyfoundation.cjb.net)

[Winsane]

Okay, so what's Quadrophenia?

[ElChevelle]

If they only knew what bein on the Mod Squad was really like! http://smilecwm.***********/net7/coolbrows.gif

[Mulefire]

Quadrophenia was a brutally good film by The Who (you know that old band who brought you Tommy??? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif ). It was all about the mods and rockers of the British 60's & 70's. Mods by the way rode around on mopeds wearing green parkers listening to "pop" whilst the rockers wore black leather, rode stinking big motorbykes and listed to "rock". They kind of went around doing very nasty things to each other and the world in general.

The end scene is very good... but not if you're a Mod. (Ahem)

So there it was a cheap play on words and I promise not to do it again...must learn more American media for easy cheesy access http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mule.

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The surest sign there is intellegent life in the Universe is that they haven't come to visit us yet - Calvin & Hobbes

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted be Red:
I have been a member for too long! It is time to move up the status ladder and become a moderator!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, Red, check my profile, and tell me what you think.

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NyQuil Man Lives!

[ReDVsion]

Hell, I know, but you're not askin', are ya? Although I agree that if there's one person who deserves moderator status more than me (and that's hard to do people http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ) It'd be sgt. Why not give us BOTH moderator status and kill 2 birds with one stone? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Pause for a moment to appreciate our wonderful moderators & administrators.

(this sig brought to you by the "Make ReDVsion A Moderator" Foundation)

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Actually, I've been asking for like two weeks. But, it's their choice. I guess it's whether they like me or not. I know I haven't contributed a lot to the boards except a bunch of lame smart-ass remarks. I couldn't even spell 'dolt' correctly. Hmm... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif I hope that you make it in your quest to become a mod as I, too.

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NyQuil Man Lives!

[rm']

It's not a matter of liking, it's a matter of space. We can only fit 4 per forum, and if we gave one to you, we'd have to give one to everyone else...

[pukkaboy]

sgt, you really should be a mod. Lame asses like me and red have hardly posted shit compared to you. And you did do the best animated lame ads ever so think of me when you finally become a mod.
you know who else should be a mod. Xerxes should be share your skin love mod. He does nothing but post helpful comments and comes up with cool ideas like the x-scale.
oh well, just my view aint it.

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You see, my brother made it in life, he sells windmills to major golf courses.
But i'm just pushing buttons like a freakin chimpanzee.
I wanna dance. I
'm gonna be a dancer.
Nothings gonna stop me.

[Xerxes]

You just gotta wait. Can't be blatant about it. Nope- Ya Just bide your time...

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[ReDVsion]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pukkaboy:
Lame asses like me and red...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey, you can insult yourself, but leave me out of it. If I feel the need to chime in I will, but otherwise if anybody's going to be insulting me it'll be yours truly.

Ya know what, fuck it. Let's all start the "make sgt a mod" foundation. Not that my sucking up's gonna stop http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif but sgt comes first. He has more credentials (umm, that'd be posts), anyways. pukkaboy, chime in anytime.

[ReDVsion]

Motherfucking double posts... Oh well, good time to test my new sig. Hope you appreciate it, sgt. (dammit, can't put it here, next post)

[This message has been edited by ReDVsion (edited September 25, 2000).]

[ReDVsion]

Sig:

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sgtfuzzbubble - he's probably got more posts than YOU do. He ought to be a mod.

[Pabisoko]

oh my :O


[This message has been edited by Pabisoko (edited September 27, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Radioactive Man:
It's not a matter of liking, it's a matter of space. We can only fit 4 per forum, and if we gave one to you, we'd have to give one to everyone else...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

RM, I emplore you not to gloss over the truth, in an attempt to not hurt feelings.

Sarge, the truth is quite simply that we don't like you.

I'm sorry, I guess cynicism and sarcasm can be taken too far.

On second thoughts, no they can't. Winamp sucks.

[ReDVsion]

Are you saying that I have more of a chance than sgt?

[ReDVsion]

And SLK, I have not been neglecting all the mods in my sucking-up. Notice how I complimented ALL the mods on their intelligence & appearance. I even mentioned that you might be the hottest mod on the forums (I couldn't say for certain, b/c I haven't seen everybody's pic, and I can't make an uninformed decision).

Now pukkaboy has only been sucking up to Jayn and SLK. I understand that hormones can come into play, but we mustn't forget everyone else.

[ReDVsion]

I respect you, RM, I'm even going to donate some cash to the PB foundation when I get some american cash (I don't think you want pesos)

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Thanks, Red and Pukka. That really means a lot to me. RM, I realize that there aren't open spots for me. That's why I haven't pushed for it, and only asked once or twice. Jaz, thanks for being so blunt. I guess there's not very much that I can say to that. Bye, maybe?

[pukkaboy]

ok here goes. SGT has been around for ages he has posted more than a frakin' chimpanzee http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif So all you wonderful ppl that some would call mods and admins. You really should make sgt a mod. Take a look at his profile. Sarge, Remember me when you become a mod.
Oh and xerxes too http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif
Cya 4 now.
i aint changing my sig anymore.

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You see, my brother made it in life, he sells windmills to minature golf courses.
But i'm just pushing buttons like a freakin chimpanzee.
I wanna dance.
I'm gonna be a dancer.
Nothings gonna stop me.

[videocrew]

grasshopper, one must learn that patience is a virtue. Good things come to those who wait. I asked a smartass question that started a cult waffle following, and i had to wait a month to get mod status. Believe me, there are stirrings for new mods backstage

[ReDVsion]

Hey, what about a moderator for the moderator (backstage) forum! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I could do that!

[iomegajaz]

Cool! I'll get watadoo to get you set up asap Red!

Seriously though, Sarge, please don't take what I said, or what I continue to say, seriously. It's humour, believe it or not.

[ReDVsion]

Ya know, I'd literally be the "moderator of moderators". I like that.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iomegajaz:
Seriously though, Sarge, please don't take what I said, or what I continue to say, seriously. It's humour, believe it or not.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's what I thought, but it's really hard to tell. A smilie can go a long way.

Now that I look back at that, it's pretty damn funny. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

And btw, good luck Red. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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NyQuil Man Lives!

[iomegajaz]

Cue huge sigh of relief, and, action.

*huge sigh of relief*

You know I love your Quake 2 screenshot taking ass.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif Cool.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
You know I love your Quake 2 screenshot taking ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Huh? You mean my QuakeII Screenshots Page (http://www.darthsdomain.homestead.com/screenshots.html)? But which one? I don't remember putting up any screenshots of anyone getting any ass. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Maybe I should, huh? I'm glad you like it, though. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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NyQuil Man Lives!

[pukkaboy]

some cool screenshots you got there. they take ages to load though.

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You see, my brother made it in life, he sells windmills to minature golf courses.
But i'm just pushing buttons like a freakin chimpanzee.
I wanna dance.
I'm gonna be a dancer.
Nothings gonna stop me.