I need an M1 battle tank...

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Today, on my way home, I just about got smashed by a Jeep. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/mad.gif The asshole just pulled out in front of me. I'm glad my truck has ABS. He wasn't even paying any attention! Man, I can just see the insurance premiums skyrocketing...

Another asswipe decided not to turn at the last second, and just about crunched my passenger door. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/mad.gif

No turn signals either... Are these things optional on cars nowadays? Yeah, people will really like it when I go postal, steal an M1 and plow all of 'em down! http://smilecwm.***********/ruinkai/crossbonesgif.gif

"No one needs that gas station!"

*BLAM!*

"Oooh, a Ford Excursion!"

*KABOOM!*

"Hey, look! A parking lot!"

*CRUNCH*
*CRUNCH*
*CRUNCH*


I usually don't get mad about other people's driving skills (rather, a lack thereof), but I'm almost to the breaking point. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

Heh... This is my first real bitch... and it feels good. Real good. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Winsane]

I once saw a video (I think it was on the Learning Channel), taken from a helicopter, of a guy taking a tank for a joyride through a residential area. He was just plowing right through cars and an RV, and he knocked a big hole in the side of a house. He was getting followed by police the whole time, but there wasn't really anything they could do about it. It looked like a helluva lot of fun, but it ended with the guy getting shot and killed by the police after he got stuck on a highway *******n.

[ElChevelle]

I saw that,was in San Diego,California.......what was he thinkin?

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[randman]

You are hereby promoted from sgtfuzzbubble99 to MajorRoadRage2000.

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Xerxes]

I saw that tank thing... when it was live happening on the news. The guy went right
over the center divider...

It shows you how idiot proof US tanks are-
if i'm correct you just need to press a button. The wierd thing was, if i'm
correct, when the guy finally guy got
out of the tank when they caught him, he
was completely naked.... hows that for a
fetish? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[ElChevelle]

Hi! My name is Chev, I like to take long walks on the beach, post useless bitches on useful forums, practice converting MP3's to WAV files and driving U.S. Army tanks whilst in the nude!
For a fun time, call me at 1-976-FUN-TANK

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[WolfieD]

i accidently started an army jeep before... it was the state fair, and they were letting kids inside the vehicles, and i was pretendin to drive it, and pressed a button, and the engine started up. i never saw army personell run so quickly

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WolfieD - Brainwashing the youth of America since 1985
www.WolfieD.cjb.net - Go there or I'll torch your house.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Ugh... I'm still so pissed that I can't get urls right. Delete the post I made just above this one. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif

[ReDVsion]

I think that sonique post got to ya... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I want a tye-dye-colored M1! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

YA! SMASH THOSE GOD DAMN FORDS! WHOOOO!

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Since my terrible screw-up of mutilating those urls, I've been demoted back to sgtfuzzbubble99. I think I can still get ya those war supplies though, Red. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif I'll see if my local car body shop will do that groovy paint job on that M1 for ya. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[ReDVsion]

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1-951231-F-8381L-003.jpg

[SexyLoserKitten]

consider the post gone sarge..unless you want me to keep it around as an example of when bad urls go wrong...why ubb sux!
ugh
and that tank thing was funny as shit...i watched one of those fox specials just to see that..heh it was fucking awesome...
wolfie...had an experience somewhat like yours..on my street a couple years back, the city decided to take out some old cobblestone, so they did this whole renovation on it and had these huge ass bulldozers eevrywhere..well, if you do it right, you can start them babies up with a flathead screwdriver and..well..um..hmm...n/m...i neevr hotwired or illegally started anythign up in my life, i swear officer! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

SPIFFY!! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Give me heavy machinery or give me death! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Thanks, Slk. I'll proofread from now on. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[ReDVsion]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99:
Give me heavy machinery or give me death! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

sgtfuzzbubble: A Henry Clay for a New Millenium http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Hence, the new sig. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[iomegajaz]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ReDVsion:
sgtfuzzbubble: A Henry Clay for a New Millenium http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That'd be the new millennium starting next year right?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Right! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[ReDVsion]

Who was the mod who wanted the "fat women have big tits" sig?

[ReDVsion]

Oh yeah... Iomega. Now I have officially participated in the making of 2 moderator sigs! I think I deserve some commendation... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[iomegajaz]

Correction: That line is going NOWHERE NEARmy sig line. I wanted to quote you on it, that's all. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Cheers,
splitting|hairsjaz

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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. .iomegajaz.cjb.net (http://iomegajaz.cjb.net).

[ReDVsion]

So, my sig's not GOOD enough for you, huh iomega? I'm insulted. Well, I'm not letting a useless comment go to waste:

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Fat Women Have Big Tits

ReDVsion - Home grown useless sigs since just a few seconds ago.

[ReDVsion]

Waitaminute... Can that be our battle cry? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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ReDVsion - Home grown useless sigs since just a few seconds ago.

[Xerxes]

You forget Red that I invented Slk's way
back when the Bitchlist forum was created http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Xerxes (edited October 04, 2000).]

[ReDVsion]

Way back? I believe I was there. Maybe I just read the backposts, I dunno. Excellent work, I must say. I never said I forgot, I just failed to mention you b/c you're not that important http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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ReDVsion - Home grown useless sigs since just a few minutes ago.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Fat Women Have Big Asses

[edit: my new sig? nah... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif]

[This message has been edited by sgtfuzzbubble99 (edited October 05, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

I never said it isn't good enough, I don't think it's applicable in all situations though. My new sig is. Ya dig? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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