Frazzled....

[RADAR]

Oh man have I got a bitch....I am sitting here waiting for the Head Cheese to come around and pull me into the corner office and tell me what the "executive committee" has decided my annual raise and bonus will be. I really hate to bitch about the money but this is the proper place for bitching so I have to let it out somewhere. I try to go from cubicle to cubicle to see what other people are thinking and they look like they are deer caught in the headlights of an oncomming car. No talkie-talkie.
I CANT STAND THE WAIT ANYMORE!!!! Just let me know how much I am fucked and I will lube on up and bend over.
Cant breathe, vision blurred, need stiff drink.
It is really lame to sit and work for a large company that shafts you on pay, hoping that one day you will get the attention and credit you deserve and you might just make it somewhere. Why dont I get another job? Good question. I like the people that I work with for one. All of my friends are at other places and they do nothing but bitch about the people that work with them...so at least I am in the crapper with some good company. I also think that this place can give me the experience I need to continue on in this profession, seeing as how I am just out of school (2 yrs ago)I really need something like that.
ahhhhh..ok. just needed to vent a bit.
Waiting not so patiently,
RADAR
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[pukkaboy]

OK http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/confused.gif

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But i'm just pushing buttons like a freakin chimpanzee.
I wanna dance.
I'm gonna be a dancer.
Nothings gonna stop me.

[This message has been edited by pukkaboy (edited September 28, 2000).]

[ReDVsion]

Here's a recommendation - Expect to get jack shit. That way you won't really be too disappointed.

This is a good idea for all things - Go to a movie, determine in your mind beforehand that the movie will suck ass. You'll have a much better moviegoing experience that way.

[RADAR]

true Red, I hear you....
I am starting to think of different approaches as well...maybe I will go in and sit in their chair putting my feet on the desk. then hack up a big 'ole chew spit into one of the desk drawers. Then I'll say "this is how it is, I want $60,000 a year, my own office and a secretary with big tits (sorry ladies http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif). Then I may start thinking about continuing to grace your pathetic no talent ass with my presence."
hmmmm that might get a reaction...albeit maybe not the one I am looking for.

[ReDVsion]

Big tits... Hmmm. That could backfire. Fat women have big tits. I've seen some really ugly women with big tits. Bad idea. Be more specific, like "I want a secretary that looks like a supermodel/denise richards/alyssa milano/whatever your personal tastes are in women". Heck, maybe they'll reward you for your blatent honesty!

I crack me up http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[iomegajaz]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ReDVsion:
Fat women have big tits. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhhh, man Red, that one's a keeper. Can I use that? Shit man, that is gold. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ElChevelle]

Masturbate http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElChevelle:
Masturbate http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I knew there was a reason why I liked Wolfie's old sig... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Jayn]

Radar..I can sympathize with your problem, I loved my job and my co-workers, but my poor little budget was in such a crunch. Time came to make a decision, either I had to find a better paying job, or curb my time spent in the shoe stores http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif....I did a little indiscreet shopping a la "headhunter" and ended up with 2 interview requests that very afternoon. I couldn't believe the things I was offered! But to get them I had to leave my beloved co-workers *sniffle*...so I went to my boss and told him my problem. He told me to give him til the end of the day and he would get back to me. I went back to my desk thinking...did I just mess up? Are they gonna give me the boot now just for being honest with them? 45 minutes later my boss called me back into his office and offered me a $6,000 raise to stay with them!
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Yay! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Yay! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Yay! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Back to your situation....it's been 2 days now!! What happened?! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

And RedVsion is right...when it comes to anatomy, be very specific http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[ElChevelle]

Jayn?
I'd give you a $6,000 raise to stay with me too! http://smilecwm.***********/scorchio/saeek.gif

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[RADAR]

Sorry for the delay Jayn http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif BUT, yeah, I bent over and took one for the team http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif. Wasnt to happy about that. SO I told them how I felt, how I was under paid and then I left. I mean not for good, but the more I thought about it the more pissed I became, so I had to leave before there was a computer flying from the 25th floor window. After I cooled down in the pouring rain I came back and went straight to beer friday, one of our company "perks". Free beer on fridays after work. There, one of the head cheeses came up to me and said that he understood my point and that he had already set the wheels in motion to get my case reviewed by a committee. Committee my ass, they are the reason that I got a shitty raise and bonus in the first place, so, I just looked at him and didnt say a word. At that time one of the other people that I work with that knew my situation came up and started giving the principle shit because they had shafted me and they went off to talk about it. Later the guy came up to me again and told me not to worry that things would be taken care of and just to go have a nice weekend. That is where I told him that the more I think about it the more pissed off I get and if he can look at that paper and honestly tell me that is what I deserve than that is fine, but I will be looking for another job this weekend.
And that is where I am today....still haven't heard anything to this point. I had to go home and take my computer apart to relieve some of the stress this weekend henceforth the long delay. So i will just wait to see what else they have to offer and take it from there.
Talk about a soap opera
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[ElChevelle]

Holy Shit, dude!
Good thing you don't work for the postal service...........you don't do you???

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[RADAR]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElChevelle:
Holy Shit, dude!
Good thing you don't work for the postal service...........you don't do you???

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh, hey chev, didnt see this post...I was too busy stockpiling ammo for my AR-uuuuhhhh I mean, hehe. NO! NO, I don't work for the postal service. Yeah thats it.
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[This message has been edited by RADAR (edited October 02, 2000).]

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I'm gonna steal an M1 battle tank. Ya wanna barrow it?

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[ReDVsion]

iomega: Of COURSE! Just remember it was my idea, copyright ME http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif . A little help in the mod status dept. wouldn't be too bad, either, but don't expect me to scour the web for High-quality pictures of your favorite stuff like pukka.

There's some Dilbert philosophy here: If you leave the company, you automatically look smarter, so they hire you back for way more money. Maybe it won't work, but if you're pissed about your job you should probably quit anyways. Life's too short to have a shitty job.

sgt, I bow before your great moderator prowess to humbly request that I, too, might use your stolen M1 Battle Tank. I'd like to mow a few Chileans down in my school over here. Causing a major traffic jam would be pretty cool, too. Hey, while I'm at it, I can steal some computer parts and chocolate... Maybe I could invade a small, undefended country... Then I can build up my army of slaves, and then, THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcough, hack, spit. Damn. WATER! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ya know, I always wanted to rule the world from an M1 Battle Tank..

[This message has been edited by ReDVsion (edited October 02, 2000).]

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Once I get my hands on one, you'll be the first person I contact, Red. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif I'll steal a couple Apaches, a half dozen Hummers, and an A-10 TankBuster, too. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I know how to make a fusion bomb... Oops, did I say that out loud? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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[SexyLoserKitten]

Can i be your advisor? (with special priveldges http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif )

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[Jayn]

Chev...you're so ornery! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Geeeez Radar......tell them to hurry up....this suspense is killing me! But from what you say, it sounds like they are going to make things right with you! Yay! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Yeah, I hope that all comes out ok, Radar. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Slk, you've got the spot, along with all the special *cough* priveledges *cough* that go with it. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Red, you'll be my number 1 commander of the armed forces.

Chev, you can be my Warfare Intellegence officer.

Jayn, you can be my strategic tactics adviser along with Slk. You get priveledges, too. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

I've got some open spots if anyone else wants them. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Flynnz]

I'd like som'n Sarge.

How about I be your web Major? I can create a page and post updates on the progress of our conquest! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Jayn]

Strategic Tactics Advisors? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Does that mean we get to be sneaky? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[ElChevelle]

Warfare Intelligence Officer?
As long as I'm never promoted to:
Warfare Intelligence Formation Expert!
I had a WIFE once...........til her husband came and took her away! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Xerxes]

My father owns one of the patents for one of the air ventilation systems of the Apache
Longbow... I can be your procurement officer http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Junklord]

Wot about me...I know a bit about killin machines and people take one look at me and run away in sheer terror.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Maybe I could invade a small, undefended country... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ReDVsion, try Australia, we've got shit all here to defend us. Our subs are shit and we've only got a few hornets and f-111s to shoot at you.

P.S. I know F-111s don't have guns

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[RADAR]

OOOHHHH a tank....yeah I could use that when you get a hold of one. Thanks sarge!!
Jayn- Yeah I hear ya...I will tell them that the suspense is killing you so they better hurry up before you have to come out here and crack some skulls. But, yes, hopefully everything will work out. we will see.
Thanks everyone for listening to me bitch..DAMN I LOVE THIS FORUM!!!!
oh oh and what do I get to be in charge of sarge??

[iomegajaz]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Junklord:
ReDVsion, try Australia, we've got shit all here to defend us. Our subs are shit and we've only got a few hornets and f-111s to shoot at you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL, you dissin the mighty Collins class? Yeah, they sure do suck. Oh well. Who'd want to invade us? We're so god damned nice after all....

[Xerxes]

I'm sure Japan wouldn't have minded occupying you in WWII .. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Xerxes (edited October 03, 2000).]

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Flynnz, you're in charge of Internet Journalism. You get to post all the gory and horrific images of our conquest on the internet.

Xerxes, Procurement Officer it is. I'll also be depending on your immense knowledge of the arts so that I can conquor the world with grace. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Junklord, you can be my Frontline Battle Commander. I'll give you your own small army to invade wherever you want to. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Aw hell, I'll give you a huge army!

Jayn, sneakiness is good. Sneakiness is very good. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

Radar, I'll get ya that M1 asap. I'll even paint it psychodelic colors like Red's if ya want. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Chev, you've been promoted to Senior Warfare Intellegence and Air Superiority Commander. I've got an Air Force, and you're in charge! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Jaz, I'm lookin' for someone to command my Navy. You wanna be Admiral of the Fleet?

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[ElChevelle]

I'm reporting for duty and ready to kick some ass...................who's ass we kickin anyway?

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[Xerxes]

The US had a small "Art team" of art historians and preservationists as part of it's germany occupational force - to
catalogue and remove the thousands of
plundered pieces the Nazi's took - i can
do that http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

The WORLD'S!! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[ElChevelle]

Those damn Nazis wouldn't dare "Plunder Downunder" http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Xerxes]

my "Flight of the Valkeries" mp3 just switched on http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif ....

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

I can hear the glorifying sounds of mass destruction and carnage already... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I've also got a Special Operations and Covert Interdiction team assembled. Winsane, you wanna command it? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Xerxes, that's a great idea. You'll be in charge of Historical Artifact and Document Preservation as well. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[ReDVsion]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Junklord:
ReDVsion, try Australia...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I always wanted to crash in on the olympics... Get a little target practice by taking out gymnists in mid air http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I though Australia was a continent. Has it been demoted?

Sarge, I appreciate this, I really do. I'll be more than happy to take over the world in your name (I just need a few incentives, like Europe, for example http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif ).

Is anyone else getting turned on by the thought of carnage & mass destruction right now? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Now about that fusion bomb...

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

War, carnage, mass destruction, heavy machinery, and awesome weapons have always stimulated me. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Europe is yours, Red. Use it wisely. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

Australia is a country and a continent. I think that Jaz wants to take it over.

I've got some schematics of a fusion bomb somewhere...[shuffling of papers] http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Xerxes]

No no no fusion weapons - neutronweapons allow for all killing and then immediate occupation of the city. The russians should
have use them in chechnya.... if they were ev-el http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://www.batcave.net/computers/games/slayers/derhappyhitler.gif

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Winsane]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99:
I've also got a Special Operations and Covert Interdiction team assembled. Winsane, you wanna command it? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sure, just so long as I get to kill people in a variety of clever ways. Could I also get positions in neurological warfare and psychological manipulation of the masses?

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

No prob. Killing people in devious ways sounds really fun. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

Xerxes: Neutron weapons, huh? Sounds pretty good to me. I still wanna use some H-bombs, though. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[iomegajaz]

Jesus H Christ! I go away for an hour, and the place comes alive! It's 1 am! Bloody vampires. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sarge: Just tell me where you want me, and I'll get some newbie to go there in my place. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

bleh,
lazyjaz

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iomegajaz:
Bloody vampires. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll have you know that I don't spill a drop when I suck other people's blood. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Sarge: Just tell me where you want me, and I'll get some newbie to go there in my place. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd like you to send the fleet to the Persian Gulf and wipe out the Middle East. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Use your better judgement, though. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif I can't have a newbie doing things that require an experienced person, so I need you there.

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[iomegajaz]

Aw, crap. I was just about to sit down and watch Family Guy. *muffled* bloody Sarge and his stoopid war...

YES SIR. MOVING OUT AND KICKING SERIOUS IRAQI ASS ON THE DOUBLE, SIR.

Atten-SHUN,
navyjaz

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

We've got TVs on the ships. You can watch the Family Guy on your way over. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[ArMYVsion]

Thanks for Europe - Now I own some of those hot chicks with british accents (Elizabeth Hurley). Could ya send Jennifer Love Hewitt over here too? I'd really apreciate it. Probably give up most of Europe for that one.

I wanna reinact the matrix gun scene for my European takeover. Although I WILL have to have some extra people giving me ammo & stuff along the way.

Is it possible to have sex and take over the world at the same time? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif . Just curious.

[Xerxes]

Yes. Neutron weapons- they do not
destroy property and only blast an extrmely
fatal wave of radiation that could completely
kill everyone living in Los Angeles (For
example) Meanwhile, all the money and jewels
and art is still there for the plundering http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif
China is the only one in the world who has
tested one - I think our regime should begin
testing with "live targets" forthwith http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

OK... now to raid the louvre and finally
tear down the eiffel tower. Did You know that
attrocity was originally a temporary structure?

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes the Hun http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
"The object of war is not to die for your
country - it's to make the other bastard
die for his"
-Patton

[This message has been edited by Xerxes (edited October 04, 2000).]

[Tom]

Hey Sarge can I join your team. Ummm..... I know a good deal of chemistry and mass production of chemicals and biochemicals [insert evil laugh here]

[Winsane]

Would a neutron bomb leave radiation like an atomic bomb, thus making the area inhospitable for a while? If not, order me a few hundred of those suckers, in a variety of blast radiuses.

[iomegajaz]

Woohoo! Warships with cable TV! Go modern technology!

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Yeah! More team members! Tom, you're in charge of Chemical/Biological Warfare and Weapons Manufacturing. You'll be supplying Red with all his ammo. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif I'll also be counting on you to make those fusion and neutron bombs. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mmmm... Bombs. That reminds me. I can't remember exactly which one (the Mike bomb?) was the largest nuclear device detonated on the face of the planet, but it sank a couple islands and completely obliterated a large fleet of warships. Mmmm..... Power... [drool]
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Oh yeah, Red, J.L. Hewitt said that she'd be glad to take an extended trip to Europe. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xerxes:
OK... now to raid the louvre and finally
tear down the eiffel tower. Did You know that
attrocity was originally a temporary structure?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wasn't it part of one of the World Fairs? I can't remember which one, but they decided to leave it up because it makes a good antenna. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Xerxes]

Yes - it only leaves a comparatively small
amount of radiation in the area for about
two weeks - you can use an army in light
protective suits. It's the intitial wave of radiation that kills everyone. (In seconds
might I add) Too bad the EMP pulse destroys
all the nice computers http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

Correct Sarge - the Eiffel tower is an
obnoxious relic from a worlds fair. It
was meant to stand for 2 years... and its
still here. I think it should be leveled
myself. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif And then the earth it was on should be salted- and then they should,
as final insult, build a starbucks on it.

hahaha

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Hehe... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif



"Target acquired."

"Ready... Ready... Release!"

"Bombs away!"


[b]*BLAM!*

[Eiffel Tower is no more... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif]

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[Xerxes]

I was thinking putting come C4 explosives
on one of the 4 supports- thereby causing
it to fall on some french guy's bakery,
but your way is more dramatic http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[ArMYVsion]

Can I blow up Microsoft & AOL? WE SHALL TAKE THE INFEDELS IN WINAMP'S NAME! BWUHAHAHAHA!
(sorry about the caps)

YES! Europe AND JLH! Life is good. Sarge gets the eiffel tower, but I get to knock over the leaning tower of pisa http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif.
Starbucks... MMMM... I need a fucking frappucchino now, and Starbucks don't exist down here! AAARRRRGGGGH!
That's it. We're starting our full assault on the country of Chile just as soon as I get the hell out of it. Don't worry about using EMP waves, either. The computers all suck http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif.

Tom, Can you make me a really cool weapon with small (1 meter) remote-controlled flying ships with 3 sharp, menacing blades on the end that I can fly through people and kill 'em?

Also, we need to learn to prioritize. Stupid people get killed first. Everyone attack their nearest local McDonalds.

KENNY G - YOU'RE NEXT!!!

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

"And in other news, 47 people are dead today as Red goes off the deep end and blows away a local McDonald's."

"This just in: The toll has gone up to 738 as 12 more McDonald's have gone up in flames."

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Xerxes, you want that bakery gone? It shall be done...

[Formation of M1 battle tanks rolls through Paris. The bakery is surrounded. All the M1s aim their 120mm guns at the bakery.]

"Commence bombardment!!"


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I'm gonna air lift a Starbucks in to be placed where the Eiffel Tower was. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[b]Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[ArMYVsion]

THIS IS FOR PUTTING 1000 ISLAND DRESSING OUT IN THE SUN AND CALLING IT SPECIAL SAUCE!

(wastes a number of folks & employees)

AND THIS IS FOR NOT EVER SERVING ONION RINGS!

(feeds the rest of 'em uncooked McDonalds hamburger meat)

[Tom]

Red,
First off why the hell are you in Chile?
I'll start work on your weapon here shortly, I currently have a back order of bombs to make. (Hey Sarge, any way I can get a dozen monkeys to put to work making bombs).
And finally if you want to kill stupid people I would think if we could take over the printing rooms for the National Enquirer (or equally retarded publcations) and alter the ink so it includes a toxin or two, then when people read it they'll absorb all the goodies our mission would be complete.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

/Me passes Red a Mark 19 fully automatic grenade launcher.

"Go for it, dude!"

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Tom, yeah man. There's a McDonald's here that Red missed. I'll get the monkeys out, then Red can blow the place up. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Xerxes]

ArmyVision, you want to take over chile?
Ah, well, you know what they say in south
america - another day, another dictator...
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

By the way you don't want Starbucks to
infest your land... their coffee is bitter
and their people are uptight coffee snobs.
An honest mom and pop coffee place
is always best.

OK... what other lousy landmarks exist...
Ah yes. The canadian CN Tower... thats
gotta go.

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes the Hun http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
"War is good for business"
"War is bad for business"
-Rules of Aquisition 55 & 56

[RADAR]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xerxes:
By the way you don't want Starbucks to
infest your land... their coffee is bitter
and their people are uptight coffee snobs.
An honest mom and pop coffee place
is always best.

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes the Hun http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yes I couldnt agree with you more on that one Xerxes. I am not a coffee fan myself but seeing as how Seattle is my home nowadays it makes me sick to see them on every frickin street corner. You're not going to believe this shit....in the building I work in, there are 3 starbucks. But, come to think of it...if I had a business and it was expanding at an enormous rate, I think I would put one in every possible place I could. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif
But then again...that is just the sort of whore I am http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif or would that be gigalo..ahhh whore sounds better.

[ArMYVsion]

I don't see what your problem is with the coffee - I like it. Maybe you just don't like yours that strong - Maybe I'm just picky.

Hmmm... What to go after now... Right... Kenny G... Anybody know where the asshole lives?

[ReDVsion]

Hey, pausing from my ArMYVsion routine to test my new sig:

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[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 20, 2000).]

[Junklord]

Frontline Battle Commander reporting SIR!
Thank you SIR!

I have been investigating and have learnt of an opertive in the Australian Army(my cousin). He should be able to drive out the front gate with a truck full of those cool Steyr AUGs to supply our frontline troops.

--------Incomming Transmission--------

ID Hellraiser69666
New target!
Invade New Zealand for target practice, then take over Venezuela and capture all the super models. (+ oil)

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Next we will attack...
/me sticks pin into atlas
BALI! Hooray! Um, better defend east Timor as well...nah!
Report back when I get a tan.

btw- Australia is classed as a "continental land mass"

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By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and third, by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

[Squadron of F-117 Nighthawks flies over the Canadian CN tower...]

"Acquisition of target confirmed."

"Time to drop point: 3, 2, 1, release."

*BLAM!*
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"Confirm destruction of target."

"Confirmed."

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Jaz, since Junklord has informed me of impending invasion of Venezuela, I need you to take the fleet there and retrieve all the supermodels (with oil, of course http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif).

Chev, I need you to send the 403rd Bomber Wing to New Zealand. I hear that there's lots of stuff to blow up there. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Red, that's a killer sig, dude. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Xerxes]

Suggestion - don't bomb arabic countries.
Then we can blame all of this on

OSAMA BIN LADIN http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif oooohh scary!

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[Pabisoko]

*strolls in with a MEGAMAID!*

Bum da Bummmmmmmmmmm!

*operates MegaMaid's arm's and places Big Ben on the moon*

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Take me to your padded room.

[Xerxes]

Is megamaid the one that does
"Operation Vacu - Suck" ? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

Suck! Suck! Suck!

Sir! She's gone from suck to blow!

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
Don't start him on spaceballs quotes

[Pabisoko]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Xerxes:
Is megamaid the one that does
"Operation Vacu - Suck" ? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

Suck! Suck! Suck!

Sir! She's gone from suck to blow!

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
Don't start him on spaceballs quotes<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Spaceballs: The Yogurt Doll
Spaceballs: The Placemat
Spaceballs: The Coffee Mug
Spaceballs: The Transparent Bikini
Spaceballs: The Condom

Okay, I'm going to stop right now, this is sort of going in the wrong direction... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Take me to your padded room.

[Xerxes]

Too late-

I love when they are "combing" the desert
and they ask the black people who are using
an afro comb if they have found anything
and they say "We aint found shit"

Classic http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

"There's only one man who would dare give me the rasberry... Lonestar!"

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

"Waitress! Change my order to the soup!"

"Dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink..." http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[edit: D'oh! It's rasberry, not strawberry.]

[This message has been edited by sgtfuzzbubble99 (edited October 07, 2000).]

[Xerxes]

No sir! I did not see you playing with your action figures again sir! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

"What are you?"
"A mog."
"A mog?"
"Yes, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend"

Of course, Dot Matrix.:
"Hey, stop looking up my can"

Gotta love it! Also good is robin hood men
in tights...

(Blinkin, a blind man, mistaking a woman's
statue for robin hood)

"AHHHHH, you've lost your ARMS in
BATTLE... but you've grown some nice boobs!"

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
Don't start with "airplane" now http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[pukkaboy]

Umm is everyone feeling ok? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/confused.gif

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You see, my brother made it in life, he sells windmills to minature golf courses.
But i'm just pushing buttons like a freakin chimpanzee.
I wanna dance.
I'm gonna be a dancer.
Nothings gonna stop me.

[Jayn]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>[edit: D'oh! It's rasberry, not strawberry.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awwww....Sarge, it's nice to see you thinkin' about strawberries! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Jayn ;)
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[ReDVsion]

Sarge - I'm glad you like my sig. Finally, a sig with a purpose! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I LOVE THOSE MOVIES! I esp. love the part in Spaceballs in the beginning where the star-destroyer flys by for about 2 minutes and has that bumper sticker on the back... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif. Then there's the part where it jumps into hyperspace & turns plaid... DAMMIT! They don't have the movie down here.

WE'RE MEN... WE'RE MEN IN TIIIIIGHTS. WE ROAM ABOUT THE FOREST LOOKING FOR FIGHTS.

I was ROTFLMAO during Liar Liar as well. I need to see Me, Myself & Irene when it comes out down here. Jim Carey is funny as hell.

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[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 20, 2000).]

[Xerxes]

Something about mary... very dissapointing
in my opinion. Although I did like cable guy (Xerxes proceeds to be lynched by rest of forum) I just love the medieval times part!

A lot of people didn't like how Carrey
was "Dark" in cable guy- in "something about"
he's pitch black IMHO

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Jayn:

But of course. Anything less wouldn't do. Rasberries? Nope. Blueberries? Don't think so. Cherries? Hehe... nah. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Geez, we go from conquering the world to talking about movies... I think I liked conquering the world a little better. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Mulefire]

So like what are you going to do once you've conquered the world? Relax, chill and watch a movie. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mule.

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Sigs are for people with nothing interesting to say...

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Nope. I'm in the middle of constructing the third Death Star. This will help me to conquer the rest of the galaxy. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I was thinking of making a second MegaMaid, but that's a little too cheesy for me. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[ReDVsion]

*Currently taking over chilean internet services for kicking me off yesterday for 24 hrs*

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[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 20, 2000).]

[RADAR]

Wow....talk about getting off topic!
I love it! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
but anyway...geez....its been so long since I have been here I feel like I am way outta touch now (around 3-4 days) Update...not that you all care...but Jayn wants to know,
right Jayn! *Nudges Jayn* http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif
well just dropped a letter of appeal to "the committee" and we will see how it goes.
yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah I know...the real reason I have been away is I am trying to set up a damn LAN here at my house and it is giving my a hell of a time. So i am not the smartest guy on the block, I am the first to admit that. But this damn shit is giving me the fits. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
serious. I cannot figure this shit out. 3 computers, 1 hub, and a shit pot of cable later here I am.
"Hellooooo boyssss!
Immmm BAAAAACCKK!"
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Jayn]

*nudgin' Radar* I was beginning to wonder if you were going to come back and tell us what happened! Hopefully "the committee" is quick at reviewing, and will give you the hefty raise you deserve just for going through all of this!! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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