People who look funny

[iomegajaz]

[Qualifying Bitch] Winamp sucks [/Qualifying Bitch]

Well, the film has been developed, so here's my ugly-ass mug as promised. DOn't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful, hat me 'cos I'm not. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Me: http://members.optusnet.com.au/~iomegajaz/jaz.jpg

Everyone else: http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/Forum16/HTML/000144.html

Sorry y'all get one link between yas, but I'm lazy.

Please post direct links to ya pics on this thread.

Oh, and feel free to tell me how unbelievably sexy I am.

[ElChevelle]

Funny???
Maybe this (http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/PuertoRico.gif) counts. Yours truly with a couple friends in Puerto Rico.

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Mod Squad: Hip, Groovy, Ready To Party!

[Jayn]

*fannin' myself to cool down* http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
You guys definitely take sexxxy to the limits!
*holdin' myself back from running my fingers through Chev's hair* http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Jayn ;)
WSD Skins (http://members.nbci.com/WSDskins)

[SexyLoserKitten]

Sexy Jaz..can i have some of whatever you're drinking? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

What's mine is yours Sexy Kitty http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Aww, did ya hafta skull the whole thing? That was a 40/60 mix you know... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

Hey..I like mine straight...i don't like coked- or watered-down prissy shit http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ElChevelle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jayn:
*fannin' myself to cool down* http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
You guys definitely take sexxxy to the limits!
*holdin' myself back from running my fingers through Chev's hair* http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Pfft, ain't no thang! http://smilecwm.***********/net4/0000007.gif
Wait a second, I shaved my head last month!!! Argggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[This message has been edited by ElChevelle (edited October 10, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

Hahahhahahaahhahaahhah

Subtle dude, real subtle. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[iomegajaz]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten:
Hey..I like mine straight...i don't like coked- or watered-down prissy shit http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Accomodating you is never a problem my dear, I just so happen to have the bottle in my buddy's cargo pants side pocket http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif love those pants..

[SexyLoserKitten]

wait..why are you wearing your firend's pants? Did you do something without me! Bitch.

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Well, I get bored easily... and he's single. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me leaves room

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

D'OH! Where did I go wrong? Grab SLK a drink, gtab friend's crotch while going for the bottle, pour SLK a straight triple-nip, ... sounds perfectly normal to me!

DAMNIT.

/me runs after SLK... (psst: which way did you go?)

[iomegajaz]

/me *miraculously* finds SLK, and invites her back into the room with the promise that we can make oreos together... mmm, making oreos.. is there anything better? What do you say Sexy?

[SexyLoserKitten]

Hmmm..I say we find some more of that there alcomohol and make our own alcoholic oreos http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


/me shivers-tootsies are cold

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Didn't you tell me you got dressed earlier? Put some big fat socks on hun, the always do it for me http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Ooh, alcomaholic oreos... even better http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

I did, but apparantly these 2 sweaters aren't working...dman no-staying-lit-pilot bitch
hmm..maybe a hot shower will suffice

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Umm, if you try to make oreos in the shower, you end up getting cream all over the curtain, and then the curtain gets all tacky and sticks t your skin....

GREAT IDEA! LOL

[This message has been edited by iomegajaz (edited October 10, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

Yeah....thta could get messy and i'm lazy...we should just stick to the drunked oreos http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[SexyLoserKitten]

Ooohh..i just noticed something..would that be a silk shirt you're wearing? oohhh

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Good call. What'll you have? I call Beam! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

/jaz prepares to sling requested bottles in SLK's general direction from his hips..

They call me multi-talentedjaz http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Why, yes, as a matter of fact it is http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif want to touch the fabric? I know I, err, you, do.

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me ducks as first bottle is thrown towards my head
*smash against wall*
hmm..let's try this again... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
btw..you wouldn't happen to have some southern comfort stashed somewhere near those hips would ya? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

oohhh..silk..... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Why as a matter of fact...

I won't ask you to fetch it yourself http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif One bottle of apple-cough-medicine-tasking-stuff coming up!

/jaz grabs the S.C. by the neck and splirals it through the air: fud-fud-fud-fud-fud... SMACK"

Nice catch there hun. I would have used a hand but whatever works for ya http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

You're not the only one who's multi-talented http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
besides..using your hand is just so, so conventional... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

/me cracks open bottle and takes huge swig
ahhhhhhhhhh
now where's that silk shirt? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ElChevelle]

Get a room! http://smilecwm.***********/net6/yyicon24.gif

[iomegajaz]

The shirt off my back? Done.

/jaz obliges

We ARE trading, aren't we? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

Don't worry...you'll get something hehe.....it won't be exactly the same..same material though hehe
jealous chev? want some liqour too? Tap the hips hehe

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ElChevelle]

Jeez, I feel like a porn cinematographer!

[iomegajaz]

/jaz's mind wanders... OOH! I get it! Phwoar... sounds liek a fiar trade to me http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chevy: you touch my hips, you die bro. Hehe. Can I get you something?

[ElChevelle]

Welcome to PeeWee's Playhouse!!! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

Let chev touch the hips! let chev touch the hips!!! hehe

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

So my friend isn't god enough for ya, but Chevy is? Feel proud Chevy!

How's that SC going sexy? Done yet? Another bottle's comin in a sec, be adventurous how ya catch it http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

pfft. I want something different...throw me some JD! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

/me thinks of a curious way to catch it this time
bah..can't think..too drunk http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

/jaz slings over the JD: fud-fud-fud-fud-... WHAM!
and is mortified to see SLK catch it with her hand!

Oh the humanity! Now, where'd I put my Beam..

[iomegajaz]

/jaz calls the party off after some gatecrashers break a window.

Well, that was fun for a while. Thank god none of the aocomahol was injured.

/jaz hopes SLK remembers nothing of tonight's events, and with that much SC and JDin her blood, doubts she will http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I'm goin to bed (real life). It's 6 am damnit.

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me wanders off to find Reigning Darkness for some real southern comfort and some cuddling...
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ReDVsion]

In my conquest to take over the world I think I'd like a device that would allow me to look like Reigning Darkness http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Secretary! Get me weapons design, I need some good lovin'... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Click HERE if you think Sonique ROCKS!

don't link to pages that intentionally try to crash browsers. it's not nice. -Mr. Ice

[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 21, 2000).]

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Here's my pic. Sportin' way cool NullShirt and Bad-Dude shades. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/cool.gif

Me (http://www.darthsdomain.homestead.com/files/me2.jpg).

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Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[rm']

Cheez (with a "C"), what's with the Shoutcast Tees? I got a cool Camel smokes spoof. I'd post a pic, but webcams are worth the complementar metal oxide they are made of, I can't afford to buy/professionally develop a color roll just for one shot, and I personally only develop b&w. Guess y'all hafta wait till I go on vacation (the ONLY time I shoot color. Color! BLEH!)

[Mulefire]

Hey...I thought this was going to be a mugs gallery thread??? Oh well even though it's going back to the original topic (gasp!) http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif here is a link to my little pic... oh and I'm the one on the right by the way... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif
http://www.mulefire.homestead.com/files/wedding.jpg

Mule.

Allright ya buggers...shafting those on-topic posts in before I refreshed the page...sheeesh

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Sigs are for people with nothing interesting to say...

[This message has been edited by Mulefire (edited October 10, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

Hehe. Fell asleep at 6am, woke up at 3:30pm http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Now that's talent.

Sarge: Well then. &lt;arnie&gt; "Ah'll be bahk" &lt;/arnie&gt; Hehe

Mule: Whoa dude, nice dreads. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif [EDIT: gotta stop misspelling that name]

SLK: That SHOUTcast Shirt photo coming any time soon? LMAO heheheh.

[This message has been edited by iomegajaz (edited October 11, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

Mule: Awesome hair! Can you do that to mine? It might take a little bit longer to do it though, considering it's a couple inches past my shoulders...hehe
Jaz: How would like your pic..with pants or without? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Wha.. guf.. mmb.. driij.. sreyu..... /jaz passes out

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Whoa! I understood that! Cool! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Yeah Mule, nice dreads. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[SexyLoserKitten]

Hmm..i don't think jaz can handle me...he used to be able to. *sigh* whatever hapened to you? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif not enuff oreos i suppose

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Believe me hunni, I'm consuming all the oreos I can handle http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

You up for another F5 war? Hehe

[SexyLoserKitten]

Bring it on!
And you can't handle my oreos! mine are too flavorful and colorful! Bitch!

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

"oh oh oh i see how it is..you wanna get all cocky with me" http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

My M&Ms could take your puny oreos out any day babe!

/jaz ducks as an empty JD bottle smashes into the wall above his head.

Cripes. Where'd I put that Beam..

[SexyLoserKitten]

Your M&M's are shit mutherfucker!! Eat glass!
CRASH
oh wait..there was actually some SC left in that. mutherfucker!!!!! You're gonna pay twice now!!! Bitch!

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ElChevelle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iomegajaz:
So my friend isn't god enough for ya, but Chevy is? Feel proud Chevy!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't have many God-like friends! http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/eek3.gif


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Mod Squad: Hip, Groovy, Ready To Party!

[iomegajaz]

OK, this is getting a bit too violent for me, can't we just kiss and make up? I'm up for it http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

/jaz holds out Beam-soaked olive branch in SLK's direction, and slaps Chevy when he grabs it. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif hehe

[ElChevelle]

Gonna say this once more..........You two get a room...........or a wrestling mat http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/eek3.gif

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Mod Squad: Hip, Groovy, Ready To Party!

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me tries to resist urge to slap Jaz for slaping Chev
/me succeeds and tenderly takes branch from Jaz
/me gives wittle kiss
/me fails and slaps jaz for slapping chev
oops http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
hehe

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me sees new pic on Jaz's site
/me gives Jaz another kiss where I hit him
/me pours peace-offering-shot of Beam for him
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Wha.. guf.. mmb.. driij.. sreyu..... /jaz passes out - BRIEFLY then gets back up.

WOOHOO! For the nest ten seconds, all drinks are on me!

/jaz proceeds to get drenched as everyone pours their drinks "on him".

[This message has been edited by iomegajaz (edited October 11, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

oh oh oh can i lick it off! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Well, umm, ok. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

/jaz feels all new heights of getting-licked pleasure, and passes out again.
/jaz wakes up naked, next to a naked ..... (fill in the blank)

Well that was fun, I think. Stoopid memory.

Time for some body shooters!

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me calls to jaz in the bedroom "hey, i'm not done licking you yet...and why are you next to your guy friend without-um..nevermind..maybe i'll leave you two alone for now"
/me goes back to downing JD and SC

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

/jaz BOLTS into the bedroom, to find SLK alone with JD, SC,... and RD! D'OH!!!!!
/jaz curses himself for choosing his guy over SLK...

Stoopid damn closet gayness http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Bah, bugger that. /jaz runs back to the bedroom, grabs SLK round the waist, and plants a big ol' kiss on her, err, cheek.

HA! Try and call me gay now! *note: the only reason jaz kissed SLK was to prove his ungay-ness. Absolutely NO lust involved.. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by iomegajaz (edited October 11, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

Jaz, why are you kissing my ass? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

What the.... D'OH! Gotta pay more attention. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

There's shitloads of nerve endings there aren't there? Musta felt good anyhow.. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif hehe

/jaz grabs his Beam and starts chuggin away... must.. forget.. kissing.. ass..

Not that I didn't enjoy it. LOL

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me looks over to RD, now passed out and snoring..
hmm.
Ohhhh Jaaaaaaz...! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

/jaz gets ambushed by a rather "highly strung" SLK...

Whoa. I am the man. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif So, what's a nice sexy kitty like you doing in a place like this? Did it hurt when you fell from Kitty Heaven?

/jaz gets pushed away for using too many cliches at crucial moments. LMFAO@self...

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me reconsiders pushing Jaz away
/me brings him closer....
Wanna see the bathroom? I hear there's a nice shower in there..... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif
/me leads dumbfounded Jaz by the hand.... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Hey, I like what you've done with the shower curtain. Nice Oreo motif. Very tacky.

/jaz doesn't remember what happens next, but does recall being exceedingly happy about whatever was going on.. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Care to refresh my memory? No, not you Chevy. Hehe. Hey, what are you doing in here? Don't tell me you were involved.. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

No..Chev was just watching...he already had his turn....
you on the other hand...hehe messy messy boy...tsk tsk http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
I'll have to admit I've never done that before though http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
they call you SloppyJaz

[iomegajaz]

"They"?!? Exactly how many people were watching?!?

OK, this should help me figure out what happened: Was it fun to clean up the mess? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

Pfft. None of that matters. Let's go.

/jaz takes SLK by the hand, and leads her back to the bedroom, sees, RD - asleep/snoring/etc, and proceeds to the OTHER bedroom. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

Oooohhhh yeah! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
/me acts innocent
What are you gonna do with lil' ol' me, Jaz? Don't hurt me, considering your so sexily muscular and strong..... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

/jaz puts SLK's mind at ease..

Don't worry little lady, I'm just going to give you a lesson in love...

/jaz proceeds to teach SLK what's what. Use your imagination. I'm using mine.... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
/jaz notices the slightly bewildered look in SLK's eyes.. Yes, that's right. Now go forth (go to ME that is http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif) and multiply, err, prosper! Mmm, muscular-teachyjaz..

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me explains bewildered look on my face
Where the fuck did my SC go? Ugh...dammit....hmm..I'll have to wait til I'm done with Jaz though...He looks a little, i dunno...wierd....hmm..maybe he's had too much Beam..He's got that "Preacher Stare" in his eyes again

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

/jaz explains the Preacher Stare... he is indeed very tipsy.
/jaz passes out, comes to, and falls into a deep sleep.
/jaz manages to curse himself and his alcoholic ways before losing consciousness.
/SLK, miffed at being left alone, curls up in front of Jaz, grabs his arm and wraps it around her shoulder..

Awww.....

[SexyLoserKitten]

Pfft. Hubba beezle doobie wabver? Hugza muftas shooosssssh. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[pukkaboy]

/pukka smiles http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

aaaaaaauugghhh its so cute.

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You see, my brother made it in life, he sells windmills to minature golf courses.
But i'm just pushing buttons like a freakin chimpanzee.
I wanna dance.
I'm gonna be a dancer.
Nothings gonna stop me.

[Mulefire]

it's threads like these that make it all worth while... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif Okay, now can everyone just sidle over to Excite Voice chat so we can HEAR those breathy voices in Real Time! Well we've had pictures.... it's the next step... er.. oh my little mind is telling me that there are phone numbers for that type of thing... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

The hair of Mule Fae.... let me sing you a song about puppets...



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Sigs are for people with nothing interesting to say...

[fish]

/me smiles and takes a sip out of his tequila bucket http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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| Phisherman |
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[ReDVsion]

*Pauses a moment from taking over the world to steal some JD from SLK and get a peek at SLK in the nude...*

*Decides to stick around for a while - world conquest can wait*

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Click HERE if you think Sonique ROCKS!

don't link to pages that intentionally try to crash browsers. it's not nice. -Mr. Ice

[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 21, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

HEY! i thought you said skimp was better than total nude...arg!

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ReDVsion]

I said GENERALLY...

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Click HERE if you think Sonique ROCKS!

[This message has been edited by ReDVsion (edited October 11, 2000).]

don't link to pages that intentionally try to crash browsers. it's not nice. -Mr. Ice

[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 21, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

but, um...NO!
/me desperately looks for a valid argument
/me gives up
/me hangs head in failure http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ReDVsion]

*Gives SLK kiss on cheek to cheer her up*

*Prepares for slap on cheek*

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Click HERE if you think Sonique ROCKS!

don't link to pages that intentionally try to crash browsers. it's not nice. -Mr. Ice

[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 21, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

hehe..which cheek? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ReDVsion]

Sorry, I'm so enthralled with you I forgot which one, myself...

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Click HERE if you think Sonique ROCKS!

don't link to pages that intentionally try to crash browsers. it's not nice. -Mr. Ice

[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 21, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

don't worry, i'll decide where

/me slaps RV on left cheek on face
I always favored my right hand... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
now..whatcha want to drink..at the moment Jaz's almighty liqour tossing hips are passed out, so i'll hafta do http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ReDVsion]

I'll take a little sip of you"cough" I mean, JD http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Click HERE if you think Sonique ROCKS!

don't link to pages that intentionally try to crash browsers. it's not nice. -Mr. Ice

[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 21, 2000).]

[SexyLoserKitten]

What's that you said??
/me strains to hear RV over the deafening music
You wnana meet Jaz's hot male friend? ok..sure no prob babe..
http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ReDVsion]

*proceeds to plant a passionate kiss on slk's... uk... Lips* http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/tongue.gif

How's THAT for proving un-gayness?

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[SexyLoserKitten]

Oh! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif
/me startles as jaz walks in...
uh...hi jaz..up for some oreos withus? hehe

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

WTF?!?
/jaz arises, and RedVsion makes a run for the door. MUWAHAHAHAHAH
/jaz grabs Red's puny little body and hurls it into the fireplace
/SLK says something to the effect of "Oh jaz, you're so big ad strong"...

/jaz once again gets pushed away for his INSANELY inappropriate use of bad cliches

Oh well, it was fun sleeping with you SLK, while it lasted. I said "sleeping", people, there was nothing more. Or was there.... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ReDVsion]

*Takes a large semiautomatic weapon and prepares to lay waste to Jaz*

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[ReDVsion]

*applies muscle stim-packs* http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[iomegajaz]

Uh, you're already burnt to a crsip bitch.

Gotta get quicker with that F5 there my man. MUWAHAHHAHAHAHHA

I mock you and your puny weapons. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

Boys boys please....calm yourselves
(sorry woulda been sooner but had to take a trip to the potty)

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[ReDVsion]

come on - taking over the world and you think I don't have clones? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[ReDVsion]

*Wastes jaz w/ rocket launcher (lots of gory splattering)*

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[ReDVsion]

*Proceeds to take SLK to the nearest available location for sex, but SLK faints in the midst of all the excitement*

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[ReDVsion]

*Places SLK gently on the couch - leaves for now, but makes plans to return to finish what he started*

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[iomegajaz]

/jaz trips Red up as he tries to leave, and watches him fall on that minefield over there. Teehee

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me wakes up to find bits of body strewn all over the lawn..
Wha..huh? what happened?
/me reaches for some more SC from Jaz's hips
You know what happened jaz?

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Hey there sexy... I have no idea hunni, let's just go back to sleep...

/jaz wraps arms back around SLK and nods off...

Awww again....

[SexyLoserKitten]

Slurrrrrrrrrrrrp
Ok hunni..

/me puts down bottle of SC after last swig
/me falls asleep once more..
Zzzzzzzz...

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[rm']

/me sneaks in unawares, binds and gags Jaz, steals bottle of SC and carries SLK off with me to my secret lair for some of my own southern comforting

[SexyLoserKitten]

/Me wakes up naked covered in feathers in a strange room
Where am I??
/me hears a rustling in the hall
Jaz..? Is that you...?
/me notices a camera postitioned to face bed
/me gets worried..

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

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[The Eye in the Wall]

Ignore me. Pretend I don't exist. I do NOT exist.

[SexyLoserKitten]

/me pokes eye in the wall
get the fuck outta here bitch

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

Damn you Radioactive Man, always foiling my schemes..

The best laid plans of mice & men, I guess. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif

[rm']

You want her back ?!? Careful, she scratches.

[rm']

At your furniture, that is. How else would there be feathers all over my beautiful bed?

[SexyLoserKitten]

Hey whoa..I didn't do that...Jaz..save me..

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[rm']

Fine, take her then. I don't rape liars http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif
Whew wee! Cheese...

[SexyLoserKitten]

Yeah i think this has pretty much died

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[iomegajaz]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Radioactive Man:
Whew wee! Cheese...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>omigod, she is SO going to kill you. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten:
Yeah I think this has pretty much died<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Tru dat.

[SexyLoserKitten]

Nah not really..don't give a crap personally

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"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

[rm']

Note to self: Never say what's on your mind, especially to a girl, no matter how much she begs and pleads and pouts.

[SexyLoserKitten]

Uh..did i miss something there?

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[iomegajaz]

For the sake of RM's personal safety, I really hope you did. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SexyLoserKitten]

Eh...just throw me another SC will ya

[SexyLoserKitten]

Pfft. On seocnd thought I think i'll sleep instead.
Zzzzzzz...
yes..much more docile when i sleep..

[iomegajaz]

/jaz slings.... and sees the bottle smash into the wall above SLK's head - again.
/jaz counts his lucky stars his aim's a bit off today

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[sgtfuzzbubble011]

/Me walks into room.
/Me gets bewildered look on face.
/Me walks back out.

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[ReDVsion]

/me walks into room to find SLK
/me finds out that SLK ISN'T HERE!
/me sulks and goes to shoot some Wal-mart employees to make me feel better

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[SexyLoserKitten]

http://smilecwm.***********/cwm/eek3.gif
kinda like that sarge?
/me begs him to stay..
me...need...soft...body, er pillow...you'll do fine..
Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Sex Kitten Extraordinaire

"Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"