Ugly, no........U G L Y cars!

[ElChevelle]

Consider this thread to be an offshoot of the Chev Vs. Ford debacle that has grown entirely into everything BUT Chev and Ford.
Ugly cars only here or at least your tales of the ugliest you've ever owned or seen.

First up, I believe this is one of Xerxes nominations from the previously mentioned thread:
Toyota Echo
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/Echo.gif
Now how do I, at 6'3" fit into this ...........thing, besides in pieces???

[This message has been edited by ElChevelle (edited October 10, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

Ooh, BABY

Ford Ka
http://www.ford.com.au/images/ka/gal_3_big.jpg

[Xerxes]

That ford looks like its about to give BIRTH to new car from its oversized butt of a trunk. Nasty.

[ElChevelle]

More Toilet tapestry!!!
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/Aztek.gif

[ElChevelle]

Proof that the blind can become auto designers!
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/PT.gif

[ElChevelle]

If you guys thought my Chevy Avalanche was ugly, then you gotta agree Ford's version is UGLIER!
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/SportTrac.gif

[ReDVsion]

*Brain Shutdown*

Xerx: LMAO over here! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chev: I think we have a winner/loser! AAAAAA! That sucks more than a high-powered vaccuum cleaner...

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[This message has been edited by Billzo (edited October 21, 2000).]

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Ugly Cars R Us (http://www.ford.com) http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Give me heavy machinery or give me death!

[Xerxes]

Oh..... SPITE! Don't diss "my" PT crusier its beautiful! Thats true retro design... unlike the new ford T-bird and the new bug which are soulless mindless creations.

I have an old rusty 1930's pontiac in my garage.. so i'm partial to that era.

We have met the enemy, and his name is... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[This message has been edited by Xerxes (edited October 11, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99:
Ugly Cars R Us (http://www.ford.com) http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Couldn't see THAT coming a mile away...

Xerxes: do you sleep? Or are you a vampire like me..

[Xerxes]

Its called "Strategic Napping"
and a little bit of willpower. =)

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif
The original "Napster"

[This message has been edited by Xerxes (edited October 11, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

The cheese is suffocating me..

[Xerxes]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IomegaJaz:
Xerxes: do you sleep? Or are you a vampire like me?

The cheese is suffocating me..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Apparantly there's another way to kill a vampire http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif Xerxes http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/eek.gif

[This message has been edited by Xerxes (edited October 11, 2000).]

[iomegajaz]

*Cue really really smelly cheese....

jaz: 980ish offensive posts, one god-awful ( http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif) new sig., and not much else.

5:30? Pfft. go another 1/2 hour.. Well, 1/4 hour from now.. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[ElChevelle]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Stevie Wonder/Ray Charles Limited Edition Ford Thunderbird!!!
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/Tbird.gif
My first thought= http://smilecwm.***********/net4/pukeface.gif

[Pabisoko]

http://www.ford.com/content/images/184_2.jpg and I thought it was a go-kart...



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Take me to your padded room.

[delirium]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElChevelle:
Proof that the blind can become auto designers!
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/PT.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I agree, this is the ugliest car i have ever seen.

[Xerxes]

No no no... stab my heart! aaarrgh

[iomegajaz]

http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gifnothing i/you can do about it X http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Pfft™.
http://iomegajaz.cjb.net

[ElChevelle]

Sorry guys, Beauty is in the eye.........

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[hawk606]

http://cars.com/galleries/ford/24_7_wagon/247wagon1.jpg

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Since when was it a crime
to break a person's foot?

[ElChevelle]

Arrggghhhhhh,my eyes!!!

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[Junklord]

[green face]Ugh! You guys are making me feel sick.[/green face]
Where's the new VW Beetle, that's pretty bad.
http://www.vw.com/art/vortex/beetle_comm.gif

[rm']

Junklord, get your eyes checked, or I'll have to post a picture of an S-10 http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[rm']

Witness the rebirth of the elephant as a mode of transportation....
http://edmunds.com/edweb/news/photos/2000.Ford.Excursion.2.JPG
Run for cover! It's water just broke! http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

http://www.bitcon.no/gif/ford/95/ford-probe-l.gif

And no list of ugly cars would be complete without the requisite contenders from GM


http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/6607/saturn.jpg

http://sites.netscape.net/kankimura/GeoMetro.jpg (follow the source address for a witty caption)

And let us not forget the freaks of nature known as Lexuses (Lexii?)

http://home1.gte.net/lmailem/images/lexus.jpg

http://detnews.com/1998/98autoshow/photo/lexus-rx300.jpg

[rm']

Dumb ass UBB only allows 8 images, so here's another one of GM's many follies

http://detnews.com/joyrides/1999/caddy/evoq.jpg

[ElChevelle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Radioactive Man:
Junklord, get your eyes checked, or I'll have to post a picture of an S-10 http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Pfft, the Chevy/GMC Syclone/Typhoon was the most wondrous piece of truckin' technology EVER!
Outran the Corvette 0-60!
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/Syclone.gif
http://www.geocities.com/elchevelle_2000/Syclone2.gif



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[Junklord]

http://exoticar13.homepage.com/AudiTTS/tts005.jpg

Doesn't this look like a stretched and flattened bug? What was Audi thinking?

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[Winsane]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElChevelle:
the Chevy/GMC Syclone/Typhoon outran the Corvette 0-60!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Really!? Damn! I'll have to ask my dad to bring one home.

Hey Hawk, is that a photo or a rough draft of a prototype sketch?

[rm']

Ugh. That's part of the TH!NK series of vehicles, isn't it?

[Xerxes]

That truck looks like they put to much machinery in the hood and they just forced the front hood shut rather than make a new part http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

RM, I have to say that you have an atrocious taste for automobiles. I have an S-10 SS and it's a wonderful truck. My Dad has a Geo Metro almost exactly like the picture you put up, and it's got to be one of the most reliable cars ever made. Very fuel efficient, too. The Cadillac Evoq is a beautiful blend of art and technology.

I would have to say that GM offers more great looking vehicles than any other manufacturer in the world. GM also offers the widest variety of vehicles and powertrain options than any other. GM is on the forefront of automotive technology in every aspect of the term. There is no comparison.

Give me GM or give me death!

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