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Mulefire
1st November 2000, 05:20
EDIT: You have to read this message whilst listening to - http://chooser.mp3.com/cgi-bin/play/play.cgi/AAICQpTsAQDABG5vcm1QBAAAAFIKOAAAUQEAAABDGpfROUB0I4kTa9IKhoZ0VB3MZvs-/i_buried_her_in_the_field.m3u

...I want a Blue Mars economy! I want value placed upon my life! Bah... reading fiction sucks also.... stupid ideas...who needs them.

My body sucks also... bloody thing deliberately went out and inhaled as many germs as it could just to make me sick and feel like crap... Grrrr... well I have half a mind to trade it in for a more subservant model but oops.. born in the wrong bloody age... Being born sucks!

You know what else sucks? two days after laying new carpet the radiator develops fibre envy and spends all it's waking moments drooling onto it... well Ha bloody Ha... I've gagged it now. Where's the Radiator Girl when you need her. I am quite in the mood for some cabaret right now... Sing a song, a song of squishy worms...

but yeah, money... sucky sucky money. I'm going to earn some no matter what this city thinks! Now accepting job offers. Form a line please. No pushing. One bag of bribery per valued employer. -sob- willing to work for cryogenic treatment....

In the meantime just out of interest I should tell you that the exact make up of this message is geared to produce a very specific radiation output signature from your computer monitor. Right about now on a time warped planet far far away little Johnny Sonique user is setting his cosmic sucky life ray gun on you and really not thinking much at all.

-pop-

How nice to meet you, have you all got your name badges... right we'll start with...

A fuzzy wuzzy sicky icky Mule.
Urgh.

[This message has been edited by Mulefire (edited October 31, 2000).]

Jayn
1st November 2000, 07:03
Awww....I'm sorry you don't feel well Mule.... what kind of meds are you taking anyway?
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Mulefire
1st November 2000, 07:25
Meds? Bah! I'll have none of those pills in my bod..sheesh why be nice to it? It's only gone and done this on purpose so bugger it.. I'm going to leave it to suffer. Ha..serves it right!

Another suckalishious sneer beaming its way over to me is the better half not having taken her keys upon her travels tonight... aka why I am still up in this waking world... what a sucky doorbell we have. It was proberly installed by bats.

Space is a place of age old suckiness. It makes sence in a bad kind of way really.

Dead at the wheel Mule.

ReDVsion
1st November 2000, 07:52
I feel for ya, mule. I've had this bronchitis-thing for almost 3 weeks straight. I don't think it's as bad as what you've got, just lasts longer. I don't really feel like complete shit. At LEAST I miss school (a welcome relief).

Medications suck. Half the time the best thing you can do is sleep & drink stuff.

As to the "being born sucks" - don't get me started on suicidal tendencies...

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Mulefire
1st November 2000, 09:13
Red, bronchitis sounds far worse than whatever my bod has fallen foul of this time. Honestly this thing was supposed to have come with the special Male Highlander grinning in the face of death type gene pack but you know I'm really starting to wonder... I think somebody switched things at the factory...feels more like I'm stuck with a 6 month old baby's reaction to a scary face...Urghh...

At least in levels of suckiness things are returning to their pretty average sucky level of +32. I can retire to my duvet now as all other living entities sharing this domocile are now accounted for... ahhh.. come sweet slumber and enshroud me with your purple cloak...shamelesss..shameless... tsk me..

You know what also sucks the big falling suckable lolly in the sky... Bingo.. or rather my ability to suck really badly at it... I was in AW playing Bingo to win a years subscription as a non tourist and I didn't win one single darn game... Bah! I even had my lucky sniffle rag next to me and still nothing... I think it was rigged, the bot was obviously a cover for a shadowy keep Mule a tourist organization. Grrrr... oh well I suppose I will just have to lump a whole unseemly $20 to have the pleasure of bulding a little world of my own... somewhere nice and quiet with pretty shiney things and happy carefree bunnies frolicking in the green meadow grass. Somewhere away from the sucky sucky I love you long time realms of wakefulness...

In the meantime though I am going to go sleep a bit and then shout at some mean people about hurrying it up with that SS number...

Black Velvet Flag did a great cover of that Suicidal Tendencies song, - "Institutionalised"... must have a Pepsi, just one Pepsi... all I want is a Pepsi... and if you don't give it to me then I'll just go buy some disgusting root beer and technicolour yawn into the gaping maws of the polite folk down at Davids...

Comfortably Numb Mule.

ReDVsion
1st November 2000, 17:28
Allow me to get off topic by saying I had a dream last night that winamp was shareware again and cost 10 bucks. http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Mulefire
1st November 2000, 18:07
Red, after intensive dream anaylisis using state of the art Z80 processors and a wopping 48k of ultra fast memory I would have to say that you have a subconcious desire to switch to Sonique. I know, it must be a shock for you but try to stay calm and we'll get through this. Try to remember the first time you heard an MP3 and how did that make you feel...... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/smile.gif

You know talking about topics, what a digusting stinky piece of choco bar inventing that was. Ewwwww. give me a nice king size kit kat any day.

Whilst I'm concious and only somewhat bleary, something else of a great suckable nature that springs to mind, Spice Drops. Those have got to be the most sucky candy ever hewn from the fabric of our universe.... talk about misinformation. I mean they look all nice and gewy yum... they even have crystalaline structures bathing the outside in a splendid anticipation of sugary crunch... but whilst they might have some vibrant fruity colours gagging for some serious chew action...they explode within your mouth with a outburst of flavour so horendous that I can still hear the death screams of my taste buds echoing throughout my head. Urgh... nasty nasty nasty things... If I wanted mouthwash I would go gargle some... Ewwww... The putrid agonizing few seconds of contact are enough to leave me in shell shock... I'll never be able to look a jelly candy in the face again. My life is ruined. How sucky f**ky pooh! I now of course have a huge bag to dispose of, Bah! Oh well I needed to vomit anyway (ewww)

Pink & Lime Parma Violet Mule

ReDVsion
1st November 2000, 19:42
Actually, I think I just wanted to redeem myself from not paying for winamp when it was shareware. I feel so guilty... http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/frown.gif

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I love the sound of Nitrane in the morning.