View Full Version : See you in court...
6th November 2000, 19:48
I am an attourney representing the interest of my client, Wesley Willis. We are suing your asses for ripping off his patented and copyrighted phrases, such as "whips the llamas ass" and "suck a cheetah's spermy nutsack." There are protected under the Fuck You, You Fucking Pirates Act of 2000. He's a starving artist, and needs his royalties. See you in court.
- Seth McSorley, esquire.
6th November 2000, 20:39
Yes, and we own Wesley Willis, so consider yourselves double-sued.
6th November 2000, 22:36
No. I own Wesley Willis. Along with the Internet and ketchup in squeeze bottles, I invented Wesley Willis. I want him back.
6th November 2000, 22:45
Al gore? is that you? http://forums.winamp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
6th November 2000, 23:11
No, thats me. Remember, vote for me if you want big government and a SOLID 12 years of assholes in office.
6th November 2000, 23:13
Want a countersuit, do ya?
Bring it on, Government!!!
7th November 2000, 00:18
Vote for me!!!!
7th November 2000, 00:24
I can't tell you that I am Al Gore, that is classified information. but i can tell you that I'm eroG lA spelled backwards
7th November 2000, 06:22
PLEASE let me know when you come down of your high, so I can lock this atrocity.
I don't know Karate......
but I do know Karazy!!!
8th November 2000, 01:34
ok, i'm sober now.
8th November 2000, 02:47
High? Me? Phisherman? *BEELLLCCCHHH* [dazed and confused]Wutz high?[/dazed and confused]
vBulletin® v3.8.6, Copyright ©2000-2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.