Have you ever seen a guy try to have sex with a computer?

[e144539]

There's this student of cognative science at the university of California-Berkely who was one of the original AOL beta testers. He has a common screenname, so he was getting IM's all the time. He set up a chatbot to intercept these people and try to carry on a conversation with them.

Anyways here's the transcript of the guy that tried to cyber with the program.
http://fury.com/aoliza/fortytwo.php
:D

You can get some more info or read some more of the chats at
http://fury.com/aoliza/

[randman]

That is some funny stuff!! :D

[fish]

that's... interesting

[ampburner]

Have you ever seen a guy try to have sex with a computer?

Actually, I was reading this magazine a while ago, and they had this once-per-month-nifty-gadgets-n-gizmo's-feature in it, you know, they had, like the first dvd-burner and that kind of stuff...

before you contiue reading this reply, remember that I am being serious here!

Well in that particular edition, they had a preview of, what they call, the "genital drive" (with illustratons!). It's the size of an ordinary cd-rom player, so you could install it on your pc, and then stick your @#$%@ into it (or stick it into your &*$@#$, depending whether you have the male or female version) and you could have 'cybersex' with other people over the internet, provided they also have a "genital drive".

I wonder if future versions of the "genital drive" will be backwards compatible :):D LOL

[bonj]

Originally posted by ampburner
Have you ever seen a guy try to have sex with a computer?

Actually, I was reading this magazine a while ago, and they had this once-per-month-nifty-gadgets-n-gizmo's-feature in it, you know, they had, like the first dvd-burner and that kind of stuff...

before you contiue reading this reply, remember that I am being serious here!

Well in that particular edition, they had a preview of, what they call, the "genital drive" (with illustratons!). It's the size of an ordinary cd-rom player, so you could install it on your pc, and then stick your @#$%@ into it (or stick it into your &*$@#$, depending whether you have the male or female version) and you could have 'cybersex' with other people over the internet, provided they also have a "genital drive".

I wonder if future versions of the "genital drive" will be backwards compatible :):D LOL

*gasp* :eek: a real Fuck U Fuck Me drive (http://www.fufme.com)?

[e144539]

:D LMAO :D

http://www.fufme.com/images/man.JPG

[s1138]

that is just freaky!

[Xerxes]

I always thought that the "Thrustmaster" Joystick was ill named.... ;)

[ElChevelle]

Sex with a computer?
I have a better idea, go out and find a partner.

[Ice]

i hope i'm never that lonely.

[s1138]

just think what would happen if you parents caught you doing that?

[John M]

have you turn the computer around and stick it in the fan :D

[iomegajaz]

Originally posted by e144539
http://fury.com/aoliza/fortytwo.php
:D

/jaz rolls around on the floor for about three minutes, laughing his proverbial arse of.

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

That is the funniest shit I have seen all week. Well done. Hahahahahahhah

/jaz's sides actually hurt from the laughter.

[Flynnz]

LMAO!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHA!!!!!!!! :D :D

It's amazing how dumb people are.. sheesh. ;)

[Flynnz]

This (http://fury.com/aoliza/five.php) one is pretty funny too... :D

[Xerxes]

talk about your "sex drive"...

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

For a good laugh, come visit "Bad Puns R Us" over at badpuns.com...

:D

[ampburner]

Originally posted by e144539
:D LMAO :D

http://www.fufme.com/images/man.JPG

Yeah! that's the one!