Atheism of Winampism? [Archive]

MrDice

22nd December 2000, 16:07

Originally posted by flatmatt
I can't decide whether to worship nothing or Mike the Llama.

LOL...is it called Mike ? Never known that.

piesupreme

22nd December 2000, 17:29

i worship no-one. i bow for no-one, i believe in no-one.

ampburner

22nd December 2000, 20:11

I can't decide whether to worship nothing or Mike the Llama.

BOW DOWN TO MIKE! (trust me, it's worth it :D)

D-cibeL

22nd December 2000, 22:06

Atheism all the way.

xapec

26th February 2001, 20:04

athiesm is bad, i did not evolve from a monkeys ass no matter what the resmblence is

s1138

26th February 2001, 20:19

worship mike!!!!

pray to justin:D

Somebody

26th February 2001, 20:21

Thank God for atheism.

tell me if that isn't an oxymoron :)

xapec

26th February 2001, 20:24

LOL (oxymoron)
i personally am a christian but you are better off worshiping mike than nothing

SNYder

26th February 2001, 21:00

Mike of couse... Every Sunday, Me and my friends gather and have Sermons to honor the holyness that is Mike. :D

http://www.us.bahai.org <---- cool religion i just found out about. It incorperates evolution into it. It believes in one god, but god may have ammy different names.

weedsatan

27th February 2001, 01:44

Atheism is the only way to go for the (criminaly in-)sane of us...

If not worship SATAN / BA'AL / BE'ELZEBUB / LOKI or some Gods like them..

Xerxes

27th February 2001, 02:03

I understand the first 3, but Loki? That doesn't fit does it? (I know its norse and all that)

Don't forget Bob Dobbs y'all, lest watadoo invoke Bob's wrath and smites ye all ;)

weedsatan

27th February 2001, 02:06

Loki hindoe God of War or am I wrong?
Really evil bitch...hehe

SexyLoserKitten

27th February 2001, 02:06

* (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?threadid=18850)

weedsatan

27th February 2001, 02:09

Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
* (http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?threadid=18850)

What?
Waffles??

Xerxes

27th February 2001, 02:16

SLK ... i remember that one ;)

Weed: satan/bub/ba'al are all biblical; the correct 4th addition would be "hades" (don't you love having your
joke disected, thereby neutralizing the humor? ;) )

weedsatan

27th February 2001, 02:18

A: it wasn't a joke
B: Hades isn't Biblical either he's the god of the underworld in Greek mythology..

[eidt] DAMN i accidentally edited the post instead of quoting it ... STUPID ME once again ... sorry weedsatan i hope i left it in its original form [edit]

[Edited by Xerxes on 02-27-2001 at 05:13 PM]

Bilbo Baggins

27th February 2001, 20:35

Worship me. You can then be called Bilboites. What an honour.

Somebody

27th February 2001, 20:40

...I prefer the Christian God. :P

SexyLoserKitten

27th February 2001, 20:43

I want to be A Bilboite!!!

xapec

27th February 2001, 20:45

somebody's right

Xerxes

27th February 2001, 21:22

Originally posted by weedsatan
A: it wasn't a joke
B: Hades isn't Biblical either he's the god of the underworld in Greek mythology..

A: OK, Talking point then ;-)
B: "...and death and Hades were hurled into the lake of fire..." -Apocolypse 20:18 ... there's a couple of other
mentions of hades in zee bible :) If you want to throw that
out, you go with one of the Babyonian gods, say, "Marduk" or "nebo" or something of that sort ;)

this is all so puny to even argue... i shouldnt have had started it ;)

weedsatan

27th February 2001, 23:01

Originally posted by Xerxes
B: "...and death and Hades were hurled into the lake of fire..." -Apocolypse 20:18 ... there's a couple of other
mentions of hades in zee bible :) If you want to throw that
out, you go with one of the Babyonian gods, say, "Marduk" or "nebo" or something of that sort ;)

this is all so puny to even argue... i shouldnt have had started it ;) [/B]

Hades is Greek the Christians just had to get interesting ppl in their stories so they got other Gods...
Go here (http://web.uvic.ca/grs/bowman/myth/gods/hades_t.html) and see where he is mentioned in the ancient texts of the Greek. Before any Christian lived!!!

Somebody

27th February 2001, 23:07

I'm positive Xerxes knows who Hades is.

I guess he was just pointing out that Hades is indeed mentioned in the Bible.

weedsatan

28th February 2001, 02:17

Originally posted by Somebody
I'm positive Xerxes knows who Hades is.

I guess he was just pointing out that Hades is indeed mentioned in the Bible.

But he is NOT a biblical God..
Just dragged into the bible by Christians to make the story more exiting...

Psycho Puppet

28th February 2001, 02:32

He is a biblical figure whos name was used from the Greeks. There...ya happy?? :p

weedsatan

28th February 2001, 02:39

YES

sgtfuzzbubble011

28th February 2001, 05:33

I crusheth the Bible with my 73-lb. multilingual-eth dictionary...

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:D:D:D:D

Xerxes

28th February 2001, 07:34

weed- in that case, Baal is also not biblical, because the mesopotamians that worshiped him also existed before the "early christian" era.

You might also recall that the latter half of the bible is originally written in... Greek! Hence, the word Hades was included as a greek equivalent of a death god in the original text, thereby making Hades an original biblical god. :)

OK OK I WONT SAY ANYMORE JUST HAD TO ADD THAT ;) ;)
i'm so petty, i know ;)

Twilightseer

28th February 2001, 09:32

Has anybody heard about solipsism ?

Nabeel

28th February 2001, 11:10

pretty arguement here...

i won't go for mike, but then worshipin' no one is BAD.

flatmatt

28th February 2001, 19:47

I'll stick with Atheism. I should start a "Bitchin' about Christians" thread.

Somebody

28th February 2001, 20:26

go ahead and do that, watch that 73 pound dictionary crush you :P

ecstatic

1st March 2001, 22:10

Originally posted by xapec
LOL (oxymoron)
i personally am a christian but you are better off worshiping mike than nothing

This is one of the stupidest things i've seen in a long time.

fwgx

2nd March 2001, 09:02

Does Mike have a book that we all have to read at night before we goto sleep? if he doesn't should we all make one as we are all his deciples.

and if he is our lord isn't he going to be killed by the king for being generally bad?

keep away the locusts

Nabeel

2nd March 2001, 09:28

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Does Mike have a book that we all have to read at night before we goto sleep? if he doesn't should we all make one as we are all his deciples.

and if he is our lord isn't he going to be killed by the king for being generally bad?

keep away the locusts

now that is thought provoking ... what next ?

fwgx

2nd March 2001, 09:36

now that is thought provoking ... what next ?

maybe we should all get together and have a really big supper round at someones house with all the latest food delacacies, such as bread and wine that the party joker claims used to be water. We could also commission an artist to paint a massive painting of the party. Then we could put the glass mike was drinking out of in a saftey deposite box for 2000 years

fwgx

22nd July 2004, 14:21

I so wish we had done this before i became agnostic, my life could have taken on meaning and happiness, cleansing the world of other Llama prophets :(.