How do you swear in Spanish?

[flatmatt]

Just wondering :D

[jns]

That's a though one, wait, I know one, something about bad milk, was it 'Qué mal leche'? :p

[Xerxes]

Once a mexican in junior high called me a "ben-day-ho" ... what does that mean? ;)

[fish]

bitch = Hembres


that's all I know

[Xerxes]

Well I NEVER! A vile pox on that mexican....

[Xerxes]

And all because i didn't let him look at my history test...

[fish]

that wasn't nice.

People love to cheat off of me. In humanities the other day, this stupid kid came and sat next to me so he could look on my answers, so I just wrote down all the wrong answers and retook the test later when no one's around.
That's pathetic when people do that. He couldn't have been more obvious either. Then, he got up to get a kleenex and 'coughed' the answers across the room to his friends.

ugh

[s1138]

i thought perra meant bitch?
i asked my spanish teacher the same question:) i got detention.

[John M]

Como se dice "bitch" en Espanol?
perro is dog, so perra could be female dog. remember that the usage is different, basically because of different cultures.

[fish]

el perro = male dog

la perra/la hembres = bitch

I got the 'hembres' from babelfish

[tjb2004]

I learned from an exchange teacher from Colombia that Chi-Chi means a man's wang.

:p

Perra just means female dog. I guess it could be bitch.

[ElChevelle]

My introduction to the nuances of the Spanish language came from one of the Cheech and Chong classics. Cheech tells Chong to just say "Hey Pindejo!" when addressing latinos. When Chong asked what that meant, Cheech simply told him "My good friend."
He soon got to use if profusely when addressing a chicano family who's yard they crashed their van into.
Ahhh, masterpiece theater at it's finest!:D

[ReDVsion]

Perra: Bitch
Concha de tu madre (conchetumadre): Literally, Pussy of your Mother
Hijo de Puta: S.O.? (WTF is "Puta"?)
Hijo de Perra: S.O.B.
Mierda: Shit
Chucha: SHIT!
Maldito/a (cosa): Damn (thing)
Maldita sea: Dammit
(cosa) Culiado: Fucking (thing) (RP8 culiado, etc...)

I could go on, but there are lots, and some of these are chilean, anyway...

[Kaboon]

Originally posted by ReDVsion
Hijo de Puta: S.O.? (WTF is "Puta"?)

Thought that meant "stupid bitch" or something.

[WomanOfHeart]

I have no idea how to swear in Spanish. But I sure can cuss in German (of course, it was my first langauage), Arabic, Russian, and I know one very nasty phrase in French...

[Somebody]

A "Puta" is a whore.

[Somebody]

I can swear in Spanish, English, and swear a bit in German.

[FredBG]

And a bit in spanish and in english...
If someone is interested, just go here.
http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?threadid=37983
I'll write others later if someone else is interested. And I'd like to know how to swear in russian...(And how to speak a bit)

Tell me your "phrase" in French...

[BuZZboX]

I studied spanish for like, 4 years, and all i remember is how to swear and cuss....
p.s. never say this to a police officer (you never know, he may speak spanish!)
"Chu pa-me pene por favor"
hey, the spelling may be wrong, but you get the idea. :P and "gordo perro" is fat dog.
"caca cabesa" = shit-head

[pepzi]

I visited a small town called Vila Franca del Penedes in Spain (or Catalania as they prefer to call it near Barcelona) two years ago and lived there a couple of days with some friend. They teached me some 'bad language', but the only thing I remember now is that my Swedish friend was insulting everyone like this:

<insert name of person here> tiene un pene pequeño (or something like that.. hm)

It means that the person you say it to has a small penis :)

Ah, I also remember that the word fock (pronounced almost like fuck) was the Catalan (?) word for flashligt.. We was talking about "focking the joint" haha! errm (drug politics were really strange there to btw.. Almost everyone we've met had a cannabis plant :)

[jns]

Who was that anyway? kLL?

[flatmatt]

Fat dog would be "perro gordo"

Have to remember word order!

[jns]

Know correct order english in don't even I. :rolleyes:

[pilaf]

Doesn't anybody here know spanish? Anyways, I'm from Argentina, and have spoken spanish as my native language since my first years of life.

Here is some spanish swearing made clear for you all to understand:

NOTE: Spanish swearing isn't universal, that means that each spanish speaking country in the world has its own dialect, and thus their own swearing. Argentina is one of the countries with the largest swearing inventory in the entire world(not just spanish speaking countries), that's not something I'm proud of, but you'll probably enjoy reading this. However, there is in fact some universal swearing, but you may find that some word or phrase won't cause the same effect on somebody in Mexico or in Argentina, both are very different countries with different dialects and culture. For instance, the word "pendeho"(spelled "pendejo" in spanish) is used in Argentina as well, but nobody will kill you here(in Argentina) for telling him "pendeho", it's like a light-weighted swearing(just like "dumb" or "inmature" in english), dunno what happens if you tell somebody that in Mexico tho.

Now, here's my little introductory list:

-Hijo de puta:
Son of the bitch (Hijo=>son, Puta=>bitch/whore)

-Perra(Not used in Argentina):
Female dog(factual translation) or Bitch/whore(subjective meaning)

-Puto:
Male whore/bitch or Gay

-Concha de tu madre(Only used in Argentina as far as I know):
"Pussy of your mother" (the factual meaning of "concha" is "seashell", do you get the connection?)

-Concha de la lora(Only used in Argentina as far as I know):
"Pussy of the female parrot", it's usage is similar to "shit" or "dammit" in english.

-Lesbiana(Women are called this mainly, but you may use it on men as well, it's more offensive):
"Lesbian"

-Mierda(Extremely light-weighted):
"Shit"

-Ser una mierda:
"To be shit"(used on persons)

-Maldición(Hiper-ultra-light-weighted):
"Damn it!"

-La puta que te parió(Only used in Argentina as far as I know)(Very common):
"The whore who gave you birth"(There ain't much sence in this one once you translate it into english)(It's used to replace "Hijo de puta" or one of those)

-Gay:
Doh...

-Maricón/Marica/Mariposón/Mariposa(The 2 first are kinda universal, the last 2 are only used in Argentina as far as I know):
"Gay"

-Bobo/Tonto/Estúpido/Idiota:
"Dumb"/"Dumber"/"Stupid"/"Idiot"

-Forro(Only used in Argentina as far as I know):
Same meaning as "Hijo de puta", the factual translation is "preservative".

-Chupapija(Quite offensive):
"Te one who sucks dick"

[SENCO]

I speak spanish

Here gay can be: Marica/Maricón/Mariquita/Mariposón/Ramalazo/Lolailo/Modosito/De la acera de enfrente....

I sing the spanish (Spain) SouthPark songs:

Uncle Fucker:
(Eres un cabrón hijoputa)

Eres un cabrón hijoputa
un mamón y un pedorretas hijoputa
Tu eres un capullo y un cabrón
te jodes por ser tan mamón.

Kyle's mother is a bitch on D Minor:
(La madre de Kyle es una puta en Do menor)

[...]
Quien conoce a la mamá de Kyle
sabe que es un gran putón
la mamá de Kyle, la mamá de Kyle
es una gran putaaaa..
puta, puta, puta, es un putón.
es un putón, menudo gran putón.

(I have other versión that they say:
Uncle Fucker -> Tio cojones
Kyle's mum is a Bitch -> La mamá de Kyle es un zorrón

I think that these are from latin american,
becuase here they doesn't sound so offensive.

[ReDVsion]

Pilaf: Creo que mucha de esas palabras tambien existen in Chile. "Conchetumadre" es una... Estoy en clase de español - nadie puede hablar bien. El accento de Texas del este es mierda en combinacion con el español - o cualquier otro lengua. Senco: Este cancion es bacán (conoces este palabra? De donde es?). Hay algunas personas que dicen "Maldita Sea"? Originalmente, pensé que eso significaba "Dammit", pero no he oido nadie que dice eso.

[SENCO]

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Hola,

RedVision, he estado mirando el siginificado
de "Damn It!" y me aparece "¡Maldita Sea!".

Sobre "bacán" no me suena para nada. (Al menos
en España). Lo he buscado en el Diccionario
de la Real Academia de la Lengua Española y
no aparece, por lo que parece ser alguna
palabra nueva.
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RedVision, I have looking the meaning of
"Damn It!" and I found "¡Maldita Sea!".

About "Bacán", I never heard it. (At least
on Spain). I have looked for it on the "Diccionario
de la Real Academia de la Lengua Española"
(Dictionary of the Loyal Academy for the
Spanish Language, an official institution
that unifies and keeps the Spanish language
all over the world). That word doesn't appear
on that dictionary. Thus, it seems to be a new
word.

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[duplo6666]

To add to the growing list:

Culero: Asshole.
Vete a la verga: go to hell (it also means to suck a dick)
Chupas verga?: do you suck dick?
Fumas mota?: do you smoke weed?
Chingas putas?: do you fuck whores?
Chingas culo?: do you fuck in the ass?

There are tons of ways to swear in spanish, just use your imagination!

[s1138]

haha:D my spanish teacher said culero to us today, then she covered her mouth really quick and we all stared blankly cause we didnt know what she was saying:D

[me109cito]

ok here is my thread im very good swearing in spanish

what are you want to know


BTW: in .plans
Brennan Underwood III a.k.a. "La Verga Que Sabrosa"

he says "hmmmm the dick so Flavorful"

[xapec]

Mutter Bumsen = Mother Fucker
weibchen (spelling probly wrong) = bitch

[pajama-boy]

Heheheheh, wonder what's gonna happen when these english speaking people find out about albures. It's gonna be fun as hell. :D :D :D :D

[El1jah 666]

Puta = Bitch
yes I know there are 3 words for this (puta, hembres and perra) but English is really poor...
in french "bitch" = "pute", "putain", "salope", "chienne"
FOUR !!!! french rocks !!!! (I'm from France :))

[pajama-boy]

Originally posted by El1jah 666
Puta = Bitch
yes I know there are 3 words for this (puta, hembres and perra) but English is really poor...
in french "bitch" = "pute", "putain", "salope", "chienne"
FOUR !!!! french rocks !!!! (I'm from France :))
Man, go read a book. Puta means prostitute (or whore, hooker or whatever). Perra means female dog, or bitch. and hembres? never heard that one. I'm from mexico, i should know, but hembra means female. in spanish "bitch" = "perra" "zorra" "ramera" "puta" wow, guess what, it's a tie. And spanish rocks french's ass. :mad:

[El1jah 666]

WHOOOoooops !
sorry about the "puta", it does mean prostitute of course, but actually my mistake is in English because I thought that "bitch" were more or less the same as "prostitute"...
:( :( :( Don't get angry please :( :( :(