Jeff! The only hope for the world!

[JeffDallmann]

Hi.

As you may/may not have guessed, I am Jeff.
Yes, I am the only hope for the world.
I'm not a savior/antichrist/any other religious icon.
I am simply Jeff.
I am the only one who understands my true importance in the world and how I will save it from itself.
You can either choose to pass this like another mindless thread in the Forum, or send me an e-mail in appreciation for what I soon shall do.
I suppose you could always just post a reply...

I bid you good day sir/miss.

[Kaboon]

Well tell us what you're going to do to save the world?

[Xerxes]

And how much it will cost?

[fish]

are there any restrictions/obligations?

[John M]

are batteries included?

[fish]

CODs?

[WomanOfHeart]

If this means new taxes I'm gonna be pissed...

[s1138]

will i get out of school?