Stop with asking to lock threads!

[WolfieD]

It's getting old. It seems more and more newbieish people keep trying to act Modly by saying stupid things along the lines of "This thread is so stupid, I don't know why it was made, will someone lock this POS?"

Its called General Discussions. There are no guidelines.

I admit, it gets a little monotonous, reading the same stupid things over and over again, but its called Free Speech. Free Mother Fucking Speech. Live with it.

And stop asking to lock threads. Damn newbies.

PS: If someone says to lock this thread, even as a tongue-in-cheek comment, I'll personally hunt you down, jam a rusty metal spork up your ass, twist, and then impale you on your own poo covered rusty metal spork.

That isnt a threat, its a promise.

[Somebody]

This thread is so stupid, I don't know why it was made, will someone lock this POS?

[s1138]

would someone please lock this thread:D


no not really.
good point wolfie, but shouldnt this be in the bitchlist?

[rm']

Originally posted by WolfieD
Its called General Discussions. There are no guidelines.


Originally posted by WolfieD
Free Mother Fucking Speech

Originally posted by WolfieD
If someone says to lock this thread, even as a tongue-in-cheek comment, I'll personally hunt you down, jam a rusty metal spork up your ass, twist, and then impale you on your own poo covered rusty metal spork.

That isnt a threat, its a promise


Lemme just say right now, you are a fucking genious.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

Ouch.... A spork? Damn, dude... That's just brutal.


:D:D:D:D

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by WolfieD

PS: If someone says to lock this thread, even as a tongue-in-cheek comment, I'll personally hunt you down, jam a rusty metal spork up your ass, twist, and then impale you on your own poo covered rusty metal spork.

That isnt a threat, its a promise.

LOCK THIS PLZ

Let's see whatcha gonna do...

LOL
Are you coming all the way to Belgium to impale me on a spork???
What is a spork anyways??

[tjb2004]

Originally posted by weedsatan
What is a spork anyways??YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A SPORK IS????




It's a mix of a spoon and a fork.

BTW, who the hell is Kurt?

[Somebody]

tjb, I am quite sure it is part of american culture and shit.

so, I suppose some people in Europe don't know, and I won't blame them for it.

[PabUK]

A sprok??????? First spork and now sprok.

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by Somebody
tjb, I am quite sure it is part of american culture and shit.

so, I suppose some people in Europe don't know, and I won't blame them for it.


Thanx and yes this weird object is unfamiliar to me..
What do you use it for if I may ask?

Ever seen Titus (movie with Anthony Hopkins)?
The end scene is a bit gruesomer version of being killed by a spork....

[Somebody]

weedsatan: salads

tjb: Kurt = Kurt Cobain

[tjb2004]

Originally posted by weedsatan
Thanx and yes this weird object is unfamiliar to me..
What do you use it for if I may ask?
Eating.

[tjb2004]

Originally posted by PsyPab
A sprok??????? First spork and now sprok. ?????????

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by Somebody
weedsatan: salads
weird but I think I've seen them around here to but not many ppl use 'em...



tjb: Kurt = Kurt Cobain

As in the greatest song writer singer guitare player ever existed...

Me died 8 april when I heard it...
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

/me puts on Unplugged..
Polly


Why ????????

[tjb2004]

Originally posted by Somebody
weedsatan: salads

tjb: Kurt = Kurt Cobain He "died" a while ago.

[PabUK]

Someone said 'Sprok' when they meant 'Spork'. They must have corrected it now.

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by tjb2004
Originally posted by Somebody
weedsatan: salads

tjb: Kurt = Kurt Cobain He "died" a while ago.

He lives on....

[Somebody]

Originally posted by tjb2004
Originally posted by Somebody
weedsatan: salads

tjb: Kurt = Kurt Cobain He "died" a while ago.

oh, I thought he "died" yesterday :P

[Psycho Puppet]

From locking threads to sporks...what has this world come to?

[SNYder]

zion, i guess

[weedsatan]

or a spoogefest according to some ppl...:p

[Somebody]

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[weedsatan]

Originally posted by Somebody
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I hear ya...
Horrifying

[s1138]

spork: the ultimate tool. a combination of spoon and fork.
many have tried to improve by adding a knife:D
for more info, please visit http://inventors.about.com/science/inventors/library/inventors/blspork.htm?rnk=r1&terms=spork

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by s1138
spork: the ultimate tool. a combination of spoon and fork.


WAUW
How amazing...

[WolfieD]

ill find a picture somewhere.

i dont know if metal sporks exist, tho...

only plastic ones, at least that ive seen.

by the way, i was serious about the hunting you down bit.

prepare to meet your doom...

(insert death smiley here)

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by WolfieD


by the way, i was serious about the hunting you down bit.

prepare to meet your doom...

(insert death smiley here)
I'll be waiting..
You need my adress or sth.
And will you come over here after the first week of July cuz I'(ve got exams all of June and then a few days summer festival..

Then you may kill me...

[griffinn]

Shall we also grab a sporknife and hunt down people who say, "This should be in the Bitchlist"?

[mr_sax]

ok if the side of a "spork" is part knife.. u couldn't use it as a spoon now could you? i dunno about you but i'd cut myself in the mouth pretty badly if you ask me..

[SNYder]

Originally posted by weedsatan
or a spoogefest according to some ppl...:p
:)

spooging has nothing to do with zion. zion is from the bible. it is 2 things.

1. Mt. Zion. A place those go to be in piece during armagedon.

2. Zion. It is just another name for heaven.


<if i am a little off, it's cause I havent read the bible in a billion years, or by the old testiment time frame 2 days :)>

[Edited by SNYder on 05-01-2001 at 01:04 AM]

[s1138]

Mt. Zion, is a shopping complex up by atlanta that i go to everytime i go up there. it consists of target, circuit city, toys r us, etc...
:D

[pajama-boy]

Okay, this thread's got three great things goin on, so it shouldn't be locked.
1.- sporks.
2.- kurt cobain.
3.- spoogefests.
Am I wrong or this is the best thread of winamp forum's history? :)

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by pajama-boy
Okay, this thread's got three great things goin on, so it shouldn't be locked.
1.- sporks.
Me don't give a rat's ass


2.- kurt cobain.
yes....
He was great..
And I still miss him...


3.- spoogefests.
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA run for ya lifes!!!!!!!


Am I wrong or this is the best thread of winamp forum's history? :)

Possibly..
It's the first thread I've seen where Kurt is mentioned so HELL YES.......

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

http://www.tripleaughtdesign.com/images/tispork.jpg
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!!

[SNYder]

lol :D

[Psycho Puppet]

Bow down to the titanium spork. heh hrm a knife to a spork? Lets see...a knife as part of the handle? Of course you are out of luck if you hold it the wrong end :rolleyes:

[s1138]

i think the knife would be something like a butter knife, not a steak knife:D

[WolfieD]

SPORK!

[c2R]

Surely this thread has got so off topic that someone ought to lock it!

;)

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by c2R
Surely this thread has got so off topic that someone ought to lock it!

;)

NO....

Cuz else....

WolfieD is gonna hunt ya down and SPORK ya to death :D:D

[s1138]

SPORK!!! spork is the tool of llamas:D

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by s1138
SPORK!!! spork is the tool of llamas:D

Yeah let's make it the National weapon of the Forums....

LOL

[WolfieD]

I agree...

for all flame wars, from now on, combatants shall fight with long poles, with sporks attached to each end (a la american gladiator) and fight and fight until one combatant falls off the high podium, and falls to his death.

yes.

[Somebody]

Originally posted by WolfieD
I agree...

for all flame wars, from now on, combatants shall fight with long poles, with sporks attached to each end (a la american gladiator) and fight and fight until one combatant falls off the high podium, and falls to his death.

yes.

Then I am screwed, I will die to a more experienced spork user.http://picstopostonwinamp.homestead.com/files/devastated.gif

[s1138]

i am a SPORK MASTER!!!
:D

[weedsatan]

Let's have a spork fest!!!!!!!!!!!!

[griffinn]

Or orgy. :eek:

[sim0n__sez]

too bad slk left

[c2R]

Originally posted by weedsatan
Originally posted by c2R
Surely this thread has got so off topic that someone ought to lock it!

;)

NO....

Cuz else....

WolfieD is gonna hunt ya down and SPORK ya to death :D:D

Dah! I don't think I want to be Sporked to death!!!

[WolfieD]

Nope. you sure dont.

WAIT! WHAT THE FUCK!?! ILL FUCKING KILL YOU! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT THAT IN--

Ahh, shit. Sorry...

If you need to know why Im acting this way, well, go here:
http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?threadid=48691#post251396

it explains all.

[ecstatic]

Runcible Spoon, bitches!!! :D

Whatever happened to the waffles?

[c2R]

Originally posted by WolfieD
Nope. you sure dont.


Are there any other offences you can be sporked for then? Such as overtaking on a unbroken line?

[WolfieD]

If I wanna spork someone, I can. I dont *need* no steenking reason.

[s1138]

SPORK!!!!!


you shall DIE!!!!

muhahahahahahahahahaha

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by s1138
SPORK!!!!!


you shall DIE!!!!

muhahahahahahahahahaha

s1138..
Is the joy of becoming a mod finally gone to your head?
Like you are getting more weird everytime I log on....

A bit too much spooging out of joy maybe?
:p

[PabUK]

Spooging should be an olympic sport.

No?

[c2R]

Originally posted by WolfieD
If I wanna spork someone, I can. I dont *need* no steenking reason.


/me (Keeps very quiet incase Wolfie decides to spork him)

[Curi0us_George]

Originally posted by WolfieD
If someone says to lock this thread, even as a tongue-in-cheek comment, I'll personally hunt you down, jam a rusty metal spork up your ass, twist, and then impale you on your own poo covered rusty metal spork.

That isnt a threat, its a promise.

Threatening (or making threatening promises) across state lines through the phone system is a federal offense. :)

[PabUK]

Can anyone else here juggle sporks?

[whocarez]

I'd try, but I'd only end up taking an eye out

[PabUK]

Left or right?

[WolfieD]

or middle

[c2R]

Do you reckon it's difficult to eat soup with a spork?

[PabUK]

No, it just won't have the same capacity as a spoon of the same size.

[ElChevelle]

The disfigured spork!
Who mutilated my spoon?
I'll just use my knife.

[Finite]

Hardly a spork. As far as I know we call them SPLADES here. That's right... I'll impale you with a SPLADE damnit.

Or maybe a Foon...

[fuct'n'bored]

i cant see y RM posted a link to this thread in his fucking morons post because this is clearly a very itelectual diccushin:D

/me sporks RM
or
/me splades RM

[c2R]

SPORK!

[WolfieD]

Oh for My Sakes please just let this thread die, so I can bring it back later on.

[ElChevelle]

Spork! Spooge! Stupid words.
Let the forums return to
normal speech patterns!

[RhinoTrip]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Spork! Spooge! Stupid words.
Let the forums return to
normal speech patterns!

Good luck.

[WolfieD]

I feel an odd urge
To write many weird Haikus
And send them to Bush.