S1138 is a chronic masturbator

[NeoRenegade]

This recurring theme is so funny I thought it deserves its own thread.

Some people are just obsessed with spooging!

[Matt]

Of course, got to get your pleasure somehow :). For some of us it's the only option we have.

[Nabeel]

u think gettin' a mail from watadoo choosin' u as a moderator would make you go spoogin' ?? thought of the day !?!?

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I thought this forum was only for rumors ???!!!!!

:p

[s1138]

so?

[Nabeel]

uh ok.. i'll officialize it .
i heard a rumor that mails from watadoo makin' you moderator makes you go spoogin'..
comments.

[PabUK]

Very likely

[carlito_au]

yep as matt said u got to get your pleasure somehow.

[jns]

Originally posted by NeoRenegade
Some people are just obsessed with spooging!
Especially s1138 :p

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Who dragged this thread back from the dead again :D

[jns]

jns did :D

[. - .... .- -. ....]

Uh-huh - and the "horny Midget" post too, I see :p

[jns]

Haha, yeah.
It's a new hobby of mine, reviving old threads. :p
I want the custom title 'Thread Reviver' or 'Reviver of Threads' or something similar. ;)

[s1138]

a chronic masturbator? as i said before....

Originally posted by s1138
so?

[Bilbo Baggins]

I think tha you should have that as your title S :)

jns, why don't you go for the title "No Life" instead?

[jns]

Good idea..

[s1138]

damn bilbo i should....

wait, mods cant change titles anymore:(

[Bilbo Baggins]

:)

[thepisu]

a chronic masturbator? as i said before....

And you are proud of this?

[Bilbo Baggins]

I think he is. I mean 5 times a night!

[s1138]

:rolleyes:


edited..just a smiley...ice would get mad:D

i dont get the problem. i have strong arms:D

[Bilbo Baggins]

Did you realise that before, or after?

[Huehuetenango]

wait
strong ARMS or strong ARM

[jns]

Oh, I know just the humor pic for this.. must find.. must find... :eek:

[s1138]

Originally posted by Huehuetenango
wait
strong ARMS or strong ARM

ARMS:D ;)

[jns]

s1138 really wanted others to know what was doing - 15 descriptions alltogether.
Sample: [22:25] * s1138 spreads the sacred spooge everywhere

yuckie. :D

[jns]

I FOUND IT! :)http://www.felibarr.org/images/smilies/smile.gif:)

ss138: :D
http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0178.jpg

[s1138]

BOTH my arms:D

and it would be the left one;)

[jns]

You lie! :p

[s1138]

no i dont:D

[Bilbo Baggins]

What about his jawline?

[jns]

Jawline? :eek:
I don't get it. :confused::D

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins

jns, why don't you go for the title "No Life" instead?

Hey that's mine!!!

[fwgx]

The thing tha gets me is that s1 thinks of that pic when he is spooging. :D

I'm a pornaholic btw ;)

[s1138]

must this thread KEEP coming back

(dont answer that, i know what your going to say)

[Bilbo Baggins]

:o (http://www.phatphong.f2s.com)

[Amplifier]

:D
s1138 suffers from
sexoccadus lackus
and is entitled to
use force as necessary that can be :p
:confused:
wonder why :p

[Bilbo Baggins]

http://www.nullsoft.f2s.com/Bilbo/bf.jpg

[jns]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
http://www.nullsoft.f2s.com/Bilbo/bf.jpg
Who is? :confused:
Hmm.
Futtbuck?
Buckfutt?
err.

[s1138]

arg!

actually, ive cut down alittle. i must be getting old:D

[Bilbo Baggins]

Either that, or your balls are broke!

[s1138]

na they aint broke.

[Bilbo Baggins]

Can i give them a test "drive" then?:p

[jns]

Yes. You can. :D

[s1138]

:eek: NO! :eek:

thats what the girl down the street is for;)

[Bilbo Baggins]

You mean you actually got laid? :eek:

[s1138]

uh....no

damn christmas vacation, how the hell am i suppose to see her if i dont go to school:p

[jns]

Originally posted by s1138
uh....no

damn christmas vacation, how the hell am i suppose to see her if i dont go to school:p
Go down the street?
It doesn't sound all too far.

[Huehuetenango]

dude, i know how you feel, just go say hi to her

then again, the girl on my street, her dad hates me, thinks i was watching her sun bathe during hte summer
(long story, but the moral is: I WASN'T, i was a victim of circumstances)

[Bilbo Baggins]

Originally posted by jns

Go down the street?
It doesn't sound all too far.

Just like ringing a girl to ask her out isn;t that hard ;)

[Huehuetenango]

it's not
i did it today

ring ring (telephone ringing)
"hello?"
"hi, can i please speak to Sarah?"
"just a moment, i'll go get her"
(me twiddles thumbs and gets really nervous)
"hello?"
"hi, sarah, you want to go skating w/ me then a movie or soemthing tomorrow?"
"gee, i can't tomorrow, i'm going out of town w/ my parents, but how about on the 28th, when i get back?"
or somthing to that effect

see?
not hard

[Digipak]

did this used to be in the random rumour mill or something? hmmmm.....

just stand on her doorstep until someone comes out and asks you what the hell youre doing ;). then ask to speak to her.

[jns]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins


Just like ringing a girl to ask her out isn;t that hard ;)
Hey!
She's hard to reach! :(

[Bilbo Baggins]

So many possible replies...

[s1138]

Originally posted by Digipak

just stand on her doorstep until someone comes out and asks you what the hell youre doing ;). then ask to speak to her.

dude, her brother is my friend. so he would let me in and we would hang out.
and her dad is like 6'8

[Digipak]

hmmm.......screw that idea. how bout you just call her then? :rolleyes:

[raging_pixy]

No way, its hard to do that !
:cry:

[jns]

Uhm. Got me confused now.. :igor:

[Bilbo Baggins]

I had forgotten this thread existed.

[jns]

Me too.. then all of a sudden, boom! :eek:

[s1138]

god people!

I DONT MASTURBATE THAT MUCH!!!:D;)

[fish]

uh huh.



:p

[Xerxes]

If only Neo could see you now...... ;)

[teh kid]

[20:27] <griffinn> kid_ will sacrifice herself so you won't ever have to masturbate again.

:p
~kid

[Merlin]

What a classic title for a thread. digipak - The random rumor mill does still exist (http://forums.winamp.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=79), but all the posts got moved or deleted.

[Merlin]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I think tha you should have that as your title S :)

The title "Chronic Moderator" has a nice ring to it.

[jns]

She IS hard to reach.
I'll have to try later on today, or something. Urgh.

[Huehuetenango]

have you still not asked her out, man?

how long has it been?

[jns]

But! But! Blah! :blah:

I'm trying. Trying trying. OK?

[Merlin]

Not very hard, by the sounds of things... :D If you leave it too long she'll meet someone else.

[Bilbo Baggins]

So that is where Chev got to...

[jns]

No way!

[Huehuetenango]

it'll happen, man

it happened to me a couple of times

just smegging do it already

why won't you?

trust me, man, i was in your position up until about two weeks ago, and the benefits FAR outweigh any reasons not to

[jns]

Yeah yeah..
We've sort of had a date planned for my birthday for a loooong time now.
But the wait!
Ah. Better than nothing.
Only 30 days left now..

[raging_pixy]

Thats a long wait ! A lot can happen in 30 days !

[jns]

Well, not really, considering how long I have waited already! :weird:

[s1138]

hey:weird: get your own thread...this is my masturbating thread.:D

[Bilbo Baggins]

Haven't you ever heard of group masturbation?

[jns]

Masturbation it is not.
In my case, at least.
Urgh. :p



(Nah. I ain't drunk. Even though X claims me to be when speaking in this way. Err. :p)

[Merlin]

jns is actually Yoda...
Originally posted by s1138
hey get your own thread...this is my masturbating thread.:D
An epic sig-worthy quote... :D

*rewrites sig

[Merlin]

Whoops. Seems I *bump ed into a thread whilst wandering around.

[raging_pixy]

You sad, f**king geeks, the lot of you.

Spending all day posting messages to each other on this forum.

I'm ashamed.

[CrazyDude]

Well, what an old topic. And how alive it has suddenly become.

[Bizznatch]

:D

[binary hero]

"motherfucker"

[pixiefied]

hmmmm.... snatchie baby.

[monkey_22]

wait what's the point of this thread???

If you whack it for 5 times in one day, you need serious help or a girlfriend

[jesseg]

Originally posted by monkey_22
If you whack it for 5 times in one day, you need serious help or a girlfriend

i think he originally said he gave himself slappy 5 times every day....

[s1138]

i have a girlfriend now:D and she knows i whacked 5 times a day sometimes. she says she likes hearing about it.

and who remembers when i did it 12 times in one day :D

[Bilbo Baggins]

I remember the 9 year olds...

[c2R]

Bilbo, you're bringing to the surface repressed memories. I'm becoming more and more distressed with each further post!

[Rocker]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I remember the 9 year olds...

lol the memories

[mark]

*bump

[Nomad_az]

Hey, watch where your walking there! Ya almost bumped me into one of the spooge piles.:eek:

[ShyShy]

Ahhh, s1138's masturbator thread. Hmmm, I'll have to start from the beginning, and get back to ya laters to compare notes ;)

[mark]

*ba-bump!

[jesseg]

Aahhhhhgg!!

[s1138]

STILL GOING STRONG :D

[ElChevelle]

You or the thread, Jack?:p

[mark]

what does S1138 mean anyway? siieb? slleb? slieb? nothing at all?

[jesseg]

Nobby, dude, that sounds like slapping sounds... http://slskboard.savagenews.com/style_images/Invision-923/icon8.gif :rolleyes: i had to

[horse-fly]

he masturbates out of fear i say... FEAR

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Horse-Fly
he masturbates out of fear i say... FEAR


Nah, I hear he dreams of you quite often :p

[horse-fly]

Nah, I hear he dreams of you quite often :p

RIGHT ON!!!

[s1138]

i masturbate cause its fun :D
the thread and me are still going strong :D
infact, im sure you want to know, that after doing "research" on that thread in the bitchlist (about the popups), i have just finished doing it again


s1138...well, originally, it just looked cool (and if combined with avatar makes alittle sense), but years later, i discovered that, infact, it spells BEllz backwards....

[horse-fly]

s1138.... do you dream of me when you masturbate? i want to prove shy shy right.

[mark]

Originally posted by s1138
i masturbate cause its fun :D
the thread and me are still going strong :D
infact, im sure you want to know, that after doing "research" on that thread in the bitchlist (about the popups), i have just finished doing it again


s1138...well, originally, it just looked cool (and if combined with avatar makes alittle sense), but years later, i discovered that, infact, it spells BEllz backwards....

how do you pronounce it?

[s1138]

Bellz...umm...just pronounce it normally..
s1138, es-one-one-three-eight. or es-eleven thirty-eight, or es one-thousand, one hundres-thirty eight. (usually the first one)
or hey, just s.

[mark]

not slieb? :p