Girls are the downfall of society

[Denzil]

In high school, girls went out with 23 yr old guys with cars, jobs and cell phones.
Now that I am 23, have a car, job and cell phone, I have no girl.
This leads me to believe that it is me that does not know the game. The smart thing would be to give up, but nature has decreed that I must reproduce, therefore I must emasculate myself vis-a-vis chasing girls. My newest gambit is to be a bastard, as the nice thing isn't working out. This new ploy comes highly recommended by a good buddy w/ hot girlfriend (see my Dating Dilemna article). I would have added this to the article, but Kyle is bitch and only allowed 4000 characters. Agg, I know you people are not asexual beings, lemme know what you think.

[s1138]

i feel the pain. even though i am 16. girls want older mature guys. they should learn, guys never mature:D


oh and here is a thought,
a woman will never be president, cause if saddam hussien or someone is pissing her off, and it is that time of the month... well, she could start a world war:D

[rm']

I have to disagree. Girls are the best thing since sliced bread. You just have to know what they want, and give it to them when they want it.

[Brennan]

Alright, that does it. I'm writing an article.


--Brennan

[rm']

Oh pooh you. I bet you 100 pesos that I can write one 10x better than yours.

"Please Mister, just give me a chance to be good!"

[weedsatan]

Do we have to conclude you base your whole life on how it goes in the movies?

[YtseJam]

I hate those `bad dudes`... getting our gals... Humf.

And as we say in Israel, "kaka on you" or rather, them ( Only "kaka" is in Hebrew tho`... :) it basicly means shit or poo... heh, nm. :)

Ya know what, just ignore everything that came after the first line. :)

[DJ ROACH]

dude, ya aint gotta be exactly evil or a mf. just be a jerk with a sence of humor. the thing that attracts women to men the most is something thats a challenge IE: they want something they can change, bad manners, tough guy attitude, etc. just think about your bad habits that you have when your by your self and just display them in public. dont be so assholish that your just a dick to the girl your talking too. instead, be a jerk to others around in a sarcastic way the most important thing in whatever you do with this knowledge i bisto upon you, be sure of your self that your the best guy in the bar be calky. the bad guy thing wont work if your not sure your a bad guy. you gotta role play a little. if you do the things in this thread youll be alright. let us all know what happens!

[bonnieburton]

Girls aren't all bad. Yeah sometimes a girl has to date a bunch of jerks before she realizes she deserves a good one. It's hard to explain and it doesn't make sense, but it's true. All girls go through their "dating the jerk" or "dating the self-absorbed artist/musician type" phase.
I've done that myself. And it took me til I was 28 to find a really cool guy that doesn't treat me like crud.

So I'm sorry if my gender takes awhile before they realize that it's worth dating the nice guy - but when we do realize it - look out! Hang in there Denny - and you other decent lads. Your time will come, and you'll be dating some girl who knows exactly what she wants.

Just don't act like a jerk to get a girl. It never lasts and you'll end up hating life.. or worse...joining an industrial band.

[peppert]

denny, i gave you the answer months ago. roofies. drugs.

take some pointers from tag. he's the master. bring along drugs. lots of drugs. the hot girls that put out that are 18 years old like guys who give them drugs for free. go to raves. bring lots of ecstasy. give it to girls. have after hours parties at tom's mountain estate. turn on the laser. get them in the hot tub. it's easy.

sheesh.

[DJ ROACH]

that wokrs too!!!! :D

[Xerxes]

Originally posted by Denzil
In high school, girls went out with 23 yr old guys with...cell phones.
Now that I am 23, have ... a cell phone, I have no girl.


Get with the times man- Cell Phones arn't status symbols anymore; now even prepubescent 13 year olds carry them :p

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by watadoo
Originally posted by weedsatan
Do we have to conclude you base your whole life on how it goes in the movies?

Duh! Don't you?

Euh actually yeah... me too...


But what I wanna know is. What movies are the guideline through your life?

[DJ ROACH]

ok, damn heres the real low down! what works for others doesnt work for some! this thread has turned in to a
maxim magazine :D any ways if you read maxim and you think your gonna get chicks cuz you learn their little tricks...well....sorry you wont :( but what you can do is learn. :) i was reading the article bonnie posted up there
like dont buy them drinks cuz its been done and so forth.
well um i buy drinks all the time, it works great! its not the style its the approach! see some woman will laugh at one guys joke and the other guy with the same joke will get flammed! my girlfriend is 23, shes a college grad from u.c.davis. she was prom queen and home coming queen at her high school. ive been going out with her for a little bit longer then a month. hey doooood i dont have a car! my drivers license is suspended...and im living with my father and grandmother for the next month while im in between moving. sure i got a office and work for myself oh and a cell phone ( he he he ) look compared to most guys im not the wise choice for a girl like mine. im not lucky just a nice asshole! i dont have a fear of approaching woman and i dont hide anything in my life, well it works for me.
you know i had this friend he was funny but ugly and some times a looser.....he had the finest girlfriends ive ever seen. not just one but many. i know my persona was way better then his, i asked on day what gives dude? get this he told me ( and i watched him ) i just go around at the bar and ask girls if they wana hump! "wana hump?" he said yeah i use hump instead of fuck!?!?!?! what ever, he got turned down all the time but he would get 50%. realy thats not bad! k the moral of this post is what works for others probaly wont work for you, but what does work for them that will work for you is the approach. thats all you need that and your self. get some balls and talk to every girl in the bar!!!! i swear on all thats holly about dating this will work it may take you a while but once you get the hang of it youll have plenty of woman. i know this from acctualy doing it myself. its no method its nothing its just balls bro just balls. you dont need a pick up line :P just yourself plenty of woman out there will like you for that. you just gotta get of your ass and go look for her!

[s1138]

bonnie seems to be helpful.

so basically, girls call guys immature, but they cant make up there freakin mind on what they like:D


i think i said that wrong:confused:

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by watadoo

Easy:

Taxi Driver
West side story
King of comedy
Lawrence of arabia
5 easy pieces
Taras Bulba
Casa Blanca
Jaws
All quiet on the western front
last tango in paris
The 5000 fingers of Dr. T

THE VIKINGS!!!

Ok I like not know that many of them...

mine are...

The Cube
Fucking Amal
Pulp Fiction
Strange Days
Lost Highway
Kids
eXistenZ

And so many more....
I have a movie for every situation in Life

[s1138]

star wars.:D

be careful who you kiss. it could be your sister.
dont worry about the other guy kissing the woman you like, they could be brother and sister

:D

[Jayn]

Awww.....don't start being a bastard, girls like nice guys....and quit cruisin' past the high schools on your lunch break ;) :D

[Xerxes]

As far as movies go, "Debbie Does Dallas" has a big influence on my day to day life :p

[XGN]

This is my logic, by nature I am a massive flirt. I have a tendancy to flirt to a point where I do not even realize I am doing so.

This being my natual tendancy, I must then of course use this habit to my advantage as much as possible.

1.) Always practice and improve upon you flirting skills. If you are going to flirt, do it right damn it. Practice makes perfect.

2.) Stay confident. Never let on that your drooling inside about the idea of being with someone, in doing so you lose the upper hand in the "fight" for control. There is _always_ going to be a fight for control.

3.) Be honest, blatently honest. If you are attracted to a girl, let her know. Use the shock of straight up saying "I think your pretty damn cute" to it's best advantage, and gain some points on the fight for control (which as I mentioned is going to be constant, even after you have dated over a few years). Use common sense and your flirting skills though, don't walk up to a girl and say "Ow, your a fox, lets go scrump" cause that shiznit ain't going to have any luck (even if you are Brennan).

4.) Play the eye game, see if the girl shows signs of interest. One of the earliest things I picked up on in the dating game, is the fine art of the distant glance and eye game with a girl. There is a way of speak with your eyes and thoughts without even saying a word. Those who master this fine art can determine thier chances with a girl by her reaction to your attempts to gain her attention. Here is the real secret.. Do NOT look away when the girl finally picks up on your vibe. What is best is to play it cool (continue to talk to a friend you are with or do what you were doing before the "eye encounter"). This will make the girl which you are staring at feel attractive if done correctly (and can cause some very bad results if done without the required skill set and confidence). This one is long because I think that it is _way_ over looked typically, and I have had some pretty impressive results with it myself. I think that you can honestly get a good feel for the vibe of a certain girl simply with this test. If she stares straight back and shows you eye attention love in return (while continuing to do what she was doing) then you know you are both interested and curious, which is key to meeting someone to begin with.

I can't give up all my trade secrets (I already gave up my best one - DAMN).. I hope that my point of view on dating assist at least one of you in the never ending game of cat and mouse, boy meets girl..

One last note - girls are NOT the downfall of society. On the contrary, girls are the reason we have society to begin with, and should be charished and not treated like they are another pawn in a game.. There are too many players and not enough men in this world anymore, I ain't going to be another playa in the crowd myself. This doesn't mean that I can't play the game though.


Peace,
-X-

webmaster@xgeneration.net

[DJ ROACH]

I have to agree with XGN thats pretty much what i was saying. The eye thingy is true but only to a point, don't let eye contact hamper you though. Im not going to get on my high horse but im a very good-looking man and it intimidates most women. They are shy creatures the only girls that i can do the eye contact thingy are not all that (if you know what I mean). Infact you’d be surprised, most hot girls are shy give the wrong signals and dont have boyfriends! I have 5 different friend that are models, they never get approached the guys are too scared. Just dont let any of the signals confuse the way you chase girls only take no for an answer!

[John M]

the downfall of society? girls that dont talk. i went out with a girl (once) who, sorta seemed nice, but WOULDN'T FRIKKIN TALK!. oh well. i need to find a good looking, open minded girl who talks. if yall can hook me up... :D

[s1138]

you want a girl who talks??? what is wrong with you?
once they start talking, they never stop.

[WolfieD]

Girls Hate Colin... my screenname and custom wannabe mod title thing both say so, so it has to be true.

[Bilbo Baggins]

I agree with RM. Girls are the best thing since sliced bread. Better in fact.

Girls are yummy. Especially mine :o

[Ringobob]

SWINGERS!!!!!!!!!

That is the movie you need to watch and love and make a shrine to. I laughed, I cried, I did a little jig...

Danzil, I feel your pain. At the moment I'm in love with a girl who has a boyfriend... which sucks about as much as anything has ever sucked. But I'm getting over it... sorta... at any rate, yeah, girls are the downfall of civilization because I refuse to blame my over active heart and unsatisfied manhood.

Through all of this, a lot of my good friends happen to be female, so they don't suck because, while very attractive in their own right, they haven't turned me down yet (at least not all of them, but that's another long story that I don't feel like getting into at the moment)

Anyway, I say screw finding some random chick to date... my method has always been to become friends first and see where my and her feelings go... it leads to some tense moments in friendships at times, but I've never lost any friendships through it, some of them have only grown stronger. And the point is, when you do find the one that works out, you know it'll last because you already have a friendship to base the relationship on. As a Nice Guy(TM), that's what I see as the best method of attack.

At any rate, I definitely know the feeling of always losing the game, I've lost many times myself... so, take my advice for what it's worth. I just see my friends and would rather do it my way than end up with the hassles that they do.

[John M]

Originally posted by s1138
you want a girl who talks??? what is wrong with you?
once they start talking, they never stop. yeah, but how ya gonna get em in the sack if ya cant tell if they like ya or not? :D

[s1138]

i dont have to worry about that, since i probably aint going to get a girl that far for awhile

[WolfieD]

comments withheld.

[RhinoTrip]

Originally posted by s1138
i dont have to worry about that, since i probably aint going to get a girl that far for awhile

Never doubt man, never doubt.

[fuct'n'bored]

Originally posted by s1138
i dont have to worry about that, since i probably aint going to get a girl that far for awhile

try jeting shit drunk, go on a pub crawl and flirt with everyone(female)its cinda hard not to get slept with:D

[John M]

Originally posted by fuct'n'bored

try jeting shit drunk, go on a pub crawl and flirt with everyone(female)its cinda hard not to get slept with:D
were you, ahhh, shit drunk when you wrote this? :D

[s1138]

i cant get drunk. there are no pubs around, and im 16

[Xerxes]

Originally posted by John M

were you, ahhh, shit drunk when you wrote this? :D

What would be funny (and insulting) is if he wasn't :p

[ElChevelle]

Fall into a bathtub with a blow dryer!
It worked for Mel Gibson in "What Women Want":p

Damn, to read a woman's mind. I'm sure a normal guy would be driven insane by it.

Oh and who was the Helen Hunt stalker? RM? Gotta see her in this movie, dude. She's HOT!

[rm']

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Oh and who was the Helen Hunt stalker? RM? Gotta see her in this movie, dude. She's HOT!

Really? Oh.. I had nooo idea ;)

[gremmlin]

Umm, get with it! Girls don't suck. People suck. Misogyny is so 1995. Misanthropy is the next big thing.

[KahlessTheUnforgettable]

Girls are not bad, from my experience they just do what they have to to protect themselves from the "bad" guys

[rm']

Originally posted by gremmlin
People suck. Misogyny is so 1995. Misanthropy is the next big thing.

:D :D :D

[DJ ROACH]

if girls didbt have a...well you know they would have a bounty! :0 not realy but ive heard it before and i thought it was funny

[himican]

Girls are great.. fun to hang around and talk to (not to mention look at!!).... unfortunently, they can never make up their mind. Guys have to do EVERYTHING. Ask them out, pay for dates, try to get the girl to like him, etc. The girl just sits their, and enjoys it. She will say that she loves him, and they get close. (Girls just want you to like them... once you do, they don't have to like you anymore, their work is done.) Then all of a sudden, she will break it off and say that she never really had feelings for him. Girls can turn on and off their feelings, they never REALLY like anyone! And it doesn't even bother them that they hurt others in the process. Relationships are all about them (That's why guys have to do everything)... Anyway, when 2 guys get in a fight, the next day they are friends again. Girls on the other hand, enemies for life! Their feelings can shut off like light switches, and that's why the divorce rate is so high! Girls only care about themselves and never have true set feelings for anyone else (except family). Just be their FRIEND and nothing more, and you can't lose. Anyway, I've rambled on too much... I'm done.

[Bilbo Baggins]

So you have had a bad experience then../.

[DJ ROACH]

this is like a self help thread for people that cant be helped! :D you diss girls and think bad things about them, youll never have a good girlfriend or even a life with one. so why dont the few of you who bitch and moan about woman either stop it or become gay because i think if you carry on like this those are gonna be your only options!
and i bet the girls on this forum can agree w/this statment.

[NeoRenegade]

Actually I find that you can never actually classify the opposite sex in any way because there are all sorts of unsure things and very many exceptions to how males/females are conceived in the mind.

As far as the title of this thread goes... bah. I think girls rock :D

And since I'm going to be 18 and a second year college student soon enough, I can't wait to head back to my old high school for a visit, and maybe to pick up some girls.

[DJ ROACH]

your gonna be one of those guys that is like 23 and still drives by his high school looking for chicks! j/k :D

[DorkisKing]

Well, Girls are over-rated!! They're not as good as they seem to be. The last girl I went out with(Back in last September/October)broke up with me after some months because of some unknown reason. I was always with here during the weekends because I was busy during the week (school). And no matter what, I was over there. But everytime we talked, there would always be some person there around us.

The first "date" we went on, we went to see a movie (The Replacements and I wasn't going to see a chick flick!!) and one of her friends came along. And I was wondering why she was with us, but didn't say anything to make an argument. But we were very seldom alone.

So to wrap all this up. From all my experience, girls want different things and they don't say crap what they want. They want this and they want that. And then they're happy, and then they're not. Why can't they just all want one thing so we don't have to guess what they want and end up not getting it right??

[moseley_international]

http://www.btinternet.com/~skmoseley/smilies/bandit.gif
Well I know woman rock big time so lets all have a party here.
be cool

[crazydude999]

Originally posted by himican
Girls are great.. fun to hang around and talk to (not to mention look at!!).... unfortunently, they can never make up their mind. Guys have to do EVERYTHING. Ask them out, pay for dates, try to get the girl to like him, etc. The girl just sits their, and enjoys it. She will say that she loves him, and they get close. (Girls just want you to like them... once you do, they don't have to like you anymore, their work is done.) Then all of a sudden, she will break it off and say that she never really had feelings for him. Girls can turn on and off their feelings, they never REALLY like anyone! And it doesn't even bother them that they hurt others in the process. Relationships are all about them (That's why guys have to do everything)... Anyway, when 2 guys get in a fight, the next day they are friends again. Girls on the other hand, enemies for life! Their feelings can shut off like light switches, and that's why the divorce rate is so high! Girls only care about themselves and never have true set feelings for anyone else (except family). Just be their FRIEND and nothing more, and you can't lose. Anyway, I've rambled on too much... I'm done.

hmm... let me see... you may be right. Don't have feelings, i ain't sure about that one though. Girls are needed to... uh... reproduce :rolleyes:. Anyways i know that girls have feelings, they are ignorant though ;)
Well, that's all this 16 year old male has to say. <END>

[DJ ROACH]

Originally posted by DorkisKing
Well, Girls are over-rated!! They're not as good as they seem to be. The last girl I went out with(Back in last September/October)broke up with me after some months because of some unknown reason. I was always with here during the weekends because I was busy during the week (school). And no matter what, I was over there. But everytime we talked, there would always be some person there around us.

she probaly did'nt feel safe around you or did'nt like you and the way you assumed

Originally posted by DorkisKing
The first "date" we went on, we went to see a movie (The Replacements and I wasn't going to see a chick flick!!)
yet another problem, DUDE! the first date you take her on...I wasn't going to see a chick flick...you see what she wants to see...well you do if your intrested in her and would like the same NICE treatment later in the relationship
*AUGH*

Originally posted by DorkisKing
and one of her friends came along. And I was wondering why she was with us, but didn't say anything to make an argument. But we were very seldom alone.

i rember when i was like 14 and i went out with this girl and she brought her friend...DUDE...that is done for reasons its saftey for her she is not obligated to do anything w/you or if the dates not going well she is there. thats not hard to figure out

Originally posted by DorkisKing
So to wrap all this up. From all my experience, girls want different things and they don't say crap what they want. They want this and they want that. And then they're happy, and then they're not. Why can't they just all want one thing so we don't have to guess what they want and end up not getting it right??

OHH NOW COME ON...if woman all wanted the same thing that would suck. it would be like dating robots!! hey sit back and read this bro look at some of the things you did wrong! youll find that if you dont think you desrve anything and treat a woman like a woman and not a school yard playmate...well...youll be suprised a whole new world will be opened to you, inwich the woman will say why dont we go see (insert action movie that chicks hate here) why you ask because your a gentlmen to her and she feels you desrve it. man, if certain people keep on having the same attitude in this thread your gonna have VERY unhappy love lifes. youll always wana be that dude in he bar with all the woman or the guy at the school..well if you dont change your outlook and the way you treat and come across to woman...well...im sorry to say your doomed to life as a hermit or your gonna have a nasty marrige.
you can think im full of shit and thats fine its not my loss. i know how to treat woman and thats the real key. i have a EXTREMLY hot girlfriend who i just move in with this month. if i did'nt treat her with respect. i would'nt be w/her. i dont have a car or a job (i work for my self some months i dont make alot of money) this girl was prom queen home coming queen captin of her softball team captin of her band a scollar and was dating the most popular guy in school as well was on of the most popular girls. LOOK the point im getting at is that i had to go out of my way for her and show my intrest and respect..its the only way.
if you still dont belive my word print this go to some hot looking girl and ask her to read this. youll see how correct iam.

[DorkisKing]

For one thing "DUDE", I don't treat girls like shit. I respect them. And with the movie thing, I didn't want to get the girl and down her pants. I'm not that retarded and dumb, alright?? I'm not the slob you seem to implying I am.

Before you make all these assumptions "DUDE", she had told her friend, who I also know and talk to. She had told me that my girlfriend did really like me, and before I asked her out "DUDE", wanted me to immediately ask her out.

And for your more "infamous" information "DUDE", I did treat her with respect. Many times I walked to her house (which FYI, wasn't just 2 blocks away or next door) during the days because I didn't have a car at that time.

And about that movie, it was partly her idea "DUDE". She suggested that movie and I absolutely didn't reject. And if I remember right, there wasn't any real chick flick playing at that time.

So before you open mouth and insert foot "DUDE", make sure you know more information than what you think you know. I totally respect women and don't just get with them to have sex. If you don't believe me, than that's your prob.

[moseley_international]

A lady needs to feel special, loved and cared for almost needed but not too much.
A lady needs respect, tenderness and love.

Safety for a lady is in numbers
Time will pay
Not a quick fumble at the backseat in the cinema.
Always show you're interested even when you are not.
And most of all is be an equal.
http://www.btinternet.com/~skmoseley/smilies/angel.gif

[DJ ROACH]

Originally posted by DorkisKing
For one thing "DUDE", I don't treat girls like shit. I respect them. And with the movie thing, I didn't want to get the girl and down her pants. I'm not that retarded and dumb, alright?? I'm not the slob you seem to implying I am.
i in NO WAY implied you as a slob or just trying to get down her pants, you obviously miss the poin! big time there for your troubles!
Originally posted by moseley_international
A lady needs to feel special, loved and cared for almost needed but not too much.
A lady needs respect, tenderness and love.

Safety for a lady is in numbers
Time will pay
Not a quick fumble at the backseat in the cinema.
Always show you're interested even when you are not.
And most of all is be an equal.
http://www.btinternet.com/~skmoseley/smilies/angel.gif
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!!!! THANK YOU

Originally posted by DorkisKing
Before you make all these assumptions "DUDE", she had told her friend, who I also know and talk to. She had told me that my girlfriend did really like me, and before I asked her out "DUDE", wanted me to immediately ask her out.
so wait a minute she was your girlfriend before you went out on a date???? if so she probaly liked you and then got to know you amd changed her mind. and btw assumtions!?!?! your letter was wrote like you dont know what your doing and also in the form of how come its happing to me so....fuck me for trying to help..last october since you had a girlfriend...hmmmm.....

Originally posted by DorkisKing
And for your more "infamous" information "DUDE", I did treat her with respect. Many times I walked to her house (which FYI, wasn't just 2 blocks away or next door) during the days because I didn't have a car at that time.
you think walking her home or to her house is showing or treating her like a woman or that your intrested and care?!?!?! well you prove me correct..thats not in the slighest bit doing anything for her thats for you! damn if i had a dollar for every girl i took the city bus for ( two hour rides or more ) id be a rich man! or girls i walked home, thats something for me cus im getting to spend time w/her. now if you do walk her home and tell her your walking her home because you enjoy her company and mind her safty thats a diffrent story. the way you say things is what makes a big diffrence not just what your doing. ohhh...and did you bring her anything ever? did you complament her? girls need those things to know that you care.


Originally posted by DorkisKing
And about that movie, it was partly her idea "DUDE". She suggested that movie and I absolutely didn't reject. And if I remember right, there wasn't any real chick flick playing at that time.

So before you open mouth and insert foot "DUDE", make sure you know more information than what you think you know. I totally respect women and don't just get with them to have sex. If you don't believe me, than that's your prob.
i never stuck my foot in my mouth! being that i havent had your problems since age 11. all of my ex-girlfriends i can still talk to. and the fact that i havent had a girl bring her friend on a date since 14. (and it only happened once) and the fact i have never had problems keeping a girlfriend only problems breaking up w/them. the fact girls call me after a date and the fact ive probaly got years more of in the field postive expirence over you i never stuck my foot im my mouth. i was trying to be nice to you and explain some things that would have put you way a head of your game but..your to quick to jump the gun.

[DorkisKing]

Excuse me, you DID open mouth and insert foot, or in easier terms, jumped the gun. Did I ever say that you weren't right or that I was right, huh?? I don't believe I said that you were wrong with what you said.

Originally posted by DJ ROACH

i rember when i was like 14 and i went out with this girl and she brought her friend...DUDE...that is done for reasons its saftey for her she is not obligated to do anything w/you or if the dates not going well she is there. thats not hard to figure out

Do I just not see what I have here? You say, "she is not obligated to do anything w/you...etc"
Is that not implying that? For one thing, is not walking to her house to see her not showing that you don't care about her and don't like her?

Originally posted by DJ ROACH
you think walking her home or to her house is showing or treating her like a woman or that your intrested and care?!?!?! well you prove me correct..thats not in the slighest bit doing anything for her thats for you! damn if i had a dollar for every girl i took the city bus for ( two hour rides or more ) id be a rich man! or girls i walked home, thats something for me cus im getting to spend time w/her. now if you do walk her home and tell her your walking her home because you enjoy her company and mind her safty thats a diffrent story. the way you say things is what makes a big diffrence not just what your doing. ohhh...and did you bring her anything ever? did you complament her? girls need those things to know that you care.

Now look at this! I didn't say I walked her home, I said I walked to her house man. To her house to see her. So she didn't have to go out of her way.

Originally posted by DJ ROACH
so wait a minute she was your girlfriend before you went out on a date???? if so she probaly liked you and then got to know you amd changed her mind. and btw assumtions!?!?! your letter was wrote like you dont know what your doing and also in the form of how come its happing to me so....fuck me for trying to help..last october since you had a girlfriend...hmmmm.....

No, you don't understand or I probably didn't write it correctly. Before I had asked her out (before the girlfriend/boyfriend) her friend had told me that she really liked me and wanted me to immediately ask her out. I knew her some and I thought she was great, so I had asked her.

And I'm not showing that little ass, "Why is it happening to me" crap. And you trying to help?? Help? Look man, you think that bragging on how supposedly the last time you had this problem was at age 11. GIVE ME A BREAK!! At age 11, you were still young and just a kid just like everybody else was. I find it very hard to believe that you knew that much about girls. You also have to understand that women aren't the center of our lives. From all these years of "experience" for you, seems like you didn't have much time to do anything else. When was the last time you said to her, "I'm going to go out with my friends and that's end of discussion"?? I don't live my life around women and will not be wipped.

To me, you seem like women ARE the center of your world. Well, to me, no. Still doesn't mean that I don't respect them and don't like them. And they certainly are not some playmate or whatever.

Look, I'm not here to go ahead and argue about who knows what or whatever. There's plenty more problems in the world right now instead of worrying on how to make a women happy all the time. I have more things to worry right now. Maybe you don't but I don't really care. That's your thing.

Oh, and another thing. From what you say, why don't you take your own advice and actually keep one girl and not break up and then meet another. If you knew so much about them and how to please them, wouldn't you think that you wouldn't have so many girlfriends?? I certainly would think so. So you don't need to play this bragging spiel and say all that to make you look better.

[DJ ROACH]

ok, before i even start sectioning this to give answers i may have assumed somethings but in your follow ups im so correct it hurts! i think many girls will laugh at this when they or if they read it! ok, braging OMG never once was i braging. if i was braging i would have told you what they all looked like ( he he he ) ok here goes
Originally posted by DorkisKing
Excuse me, you DID open mouth and insert foot, or in easier terms, jumped the gun. Did I ever say that you weren't right or that I was right, huh?? I don't believe I said that you were wrong with what you said.

ok, you gotta a point. except for one fact your post was proving how wrong you say iam.

Originally posted by DJ ROACH

i rember when i was like 14 and i went out with this girl and she brought her friend...DUDE...that is done for reasons its saftey for her she is not obligated to do anything w/you or if the dates not going well she is there. thats not hard to figure out

Originally posted by DorkisKing
Do I just not see what I have here? You say, "she is not obligated to do anything w/you...etc"
Is that not implying that? For one thing, is not walking to her house to see her not showing that you don't care about her and don't like he?r

YES, you did miss something! 1st part "Do I just not see what I have here? You say, "she is not obligated to do anything w/you...etc" read the etc part they WERE REASONS she would bring a friend doing this because she doesnt know what your about. ahe does this for her reasons not yours *AUGH* that is in no way what so ever implimg your about that! well the 2nd part "For one thing, is not walking to her house to see her not showing that you don't care about her and don't like her?" NO NO NO NO read the next little part im gonna write and itll prove it!

Originally posted by DJ ROACH
you think walking her home or to her house is showing or treating her like a woman or that your intrested and care?!?!?! well you prove me correct..thats not in the slighest bit doing anything for her thats for you! damn if i had a dollar for every girl i took the city bus for ( two hour rides or more ) id be a rich man! or girls i walked home, thats something for me cus im getting to spend time w/her. now if you do walk her home and tell her your walking her home because you enjoy her company and mind her safty thats a diffrent story. the way you say things is what makes a big diffrence not just what your doing. ohhh...and did you bring her anything ever? did you complament her? girls need those things to know that you care.

Originally posted by DorkisKing
Now look at this! I didn't say I walked her home, I said I walked to her house man. To her house to see her. So she didn't have to go out of her way.

OMG OMG, like your that important that she should walk to your house? now your doing her a favor by walking to her house? what do you think your just the absolute shit here? your trying to date her shes not trying to date you. do you get the point. thats not in the slightest bit doing something for her! you were better of when i thought you were walking her home!

Originally posted by DJ ROACH
so wait a minute she was your girlfriend before you went out on a date???? if so she probaly liked you and then got to know you amd changed her mind. and btw assumtions!?!?! your letter was wrote like you dont know what your doing and also in the form of how come its happing to me so....fuck me for trying to help..last october since you had a girlfriend...hmmmm.....

Originally posted by DorkisKing
No, you don't understand or I probably didn't write it correctly. Before I had asked her out (before the girlfriend/boyfriend) her friend had told me that she really liked me and wanted me to immediately ask her out. I knew her some and I thought she was great, so I had asked her.
no comment

Originally posted by DorkisKing
And I'm not showing that little ass, "Why is it happening to me" crap. And you trying to help?? Help? Look man, you think that bragging on how supposedly the last time you had this problem was at age 11. GIVE ME A BREAK!! At age 11, you were still young and just a kid just like everybody else was. I find it very hard to believe that you knew that much about girls. You also have to understand that women aren't the center of our lives. From all these years of "experience" for you, seems like you didn't have much time to do anything else. When was the last time you said to her, "I'm going to go out with my friends and that's end of discussion"?? I don't live my life around women and will not be wipped.
ist part responce
my point the last time i treat girls with the respect your showing i was 11 and yup a little kid the way i was acting

2nd point
your right girls are not the center of our or my life. how ever my girlfriend is diffrent she is not just a girl excuse me lady she is my girlfriend this mean she deserves more respect! then just anybody. oh and when was the last time i said im going out with my friends and thats final!?!?! thats ny point because i treat her good and im hoest i dont have to. i simply say im going out w/friends. and if she was so horrid that i had to say thats final i would not be dating her!
Originally posted by DorkisKing
To me, you seem like women ARE the center of your world. Well, to me, no. Still doesn't mean that I don't respect them and don't like them. And they certainly are not some playmate or whatever.
thats good to hear

Originally posted by DorkisKing
Look, I'm not here to go ahead and argue about who knows what or whatever. There's plenty more problems in the world right now instead of worrying on how to make a women happy all the time. I have more things to worry right now. Maybe you don't but I don't really care. That's your thing.

Oh, and another thing. From what you say, why don't you take your own advice and actually keep one girl and not break up and then meet another. If you knew so much about them and how to please them, wouldn't you think that you wouldn't have so many girlfriends?? I certainly would think so. So you don't need to play this bragging spiel and say all that to make you look better.


how many girls have i dated? do you know? sure its been a many but im 22. assumtions...hmmm *AUGH* all people are not compatible in relation ships hence the reason for breaking up with some girls. i dont go out and get girl friends all the time and then just break up with them GOD thats so redundant. shit happens ive dated woman for years at a time. for numbers of reasons work hours, types of friends, type of work, turning out to be darth vaders daughter. dude shit happens that you cant control. that has to be the stupidest thing ive heard ypu say! and bragging spiel, wtf drugs are you on? i havent seen any part of braging! i would not bragg to you i have no reason!

[DorkisKing]

Originally posted by DJ ROACH
i know how to treat woman and thats the real key. i have a EXTREMLY hot girlfriend who i just move in with this month. if i did'nt treat her with respect. i would'nt be w/her. i dont have a car or a job (i work for my self some months i dont make alot of money) this girl was prom queen home coming queen captin of her softball team captin of her band a scollar and was dating the most popular guy in school as well was on of the most popular girls. LOOK the point im getting at is that i had to go out of my way for her and show my intrest and respect..its the only way.
if you still dont belive my word print this go to some hot looking girl and ask her to read this. youll see how correct iam.

Ummm...ok. What exactly is this?? If it isn't bragging, then I don't know what is. And you still go on saying how correct you are and shit.
And what the hell is this stuff about me giving a favor and walking to her house?? I never said that she HAD to or that she should. I had no damn problem with it.

But you know what? You can think what you wish, I don't even know you and don't care and vice-a-versa.


Well, I'll quote my old English teacher. "I believe that a person who doesn't make mistakes, is a person who doesn't learn at all. And if that person makes a mistake, they learn by not making that again."

People make mistakes and deal with it. I don't know, maybe I didn't give her all my possessions or popped out my heart and gave it to her. I'm not saying that I didn't try enough, but also not saying that I tried a lot.

And everybody in this thread or in the world may not have the "experience" you the oh mighty wise one. GIVE ME A BREAK!! As I see this whole relationship deal, it's all give and take man. Each person has to compromise and it's not all on the guy to give up everything for the girl. It just won't work because the guy won't be happy but will be wipped. You may not have a problem with that, but I'm sure not going to. It's all just give and take. Each person has to sacrifice something to make it work and not just the guy.

And most women like mature guys, well from where I see it, we must be the 2 most immature guys to be arguing on this shit. I don't care if you reply immediately after or 5 years from now. But I see that it's just retarded to go and say how correct you are and all that. Well, you're 22 and still have to grow up. I know I do also.

But I can guarantee you that there are people in this thread that are definitely older and wiser than you are. So don't go and be the one who knows it all. As far as I see it, this is all being like some little 12 or 13 year old kid. And one more thing, you say on how you should please her all the time: Well, get a job and help support your girlfriend man instead of being in here and arguing. It's just retarded. And before you snap back, I do happen to have a job. I'm younger than you are and am supporting myself more than you are. LMAO. I sure do feel sorry for the girl that supports you. Sure puts some pressure on her to feed 2 people huh?

I'm done with this bull. It's filling your head with all this crap on trying to correct someone. Try figuring out your life before trying to be god and "help" someone elses.

[DJ ROACH]

Originally posted by DorkisKing
Originally posted by DJ ROACH
i know how to treat woman and thats the real key. i have a EXTREMLY hot girlfriend who i just move in with this month. if i did'nt treat her with respect. i would'nt be w/her. i dont have a car or a job (i work for my self some months i dont make alot of money) this girl was prom queen home coming queen captin of her softball team captin of her band a scollar and was dating the most popular guy in school as well was on of the most popular girls. LOOK the point im getting at is that i had to go out of my way for her and show my intrest and respect..its the only way.
if you still dont belive my word print this go to some hot looking girl and ask her to read this. youll see how correct iam.

Ummm...ok. What exactly is this?? If it isn't bragging, then I don't know what is. And you still go on saying how correct you are and shit.


But I can guarantee you that there are people in this thread that are definitely older and wiser than you are. So don't go and be the one who knows it all. As far as I see it, this is all being like some little 12 or 13 year old kid. And one more thing, you say on how you should please her all the time: Well, get a job and help support your girlfriend man instead of being in here and arguing. It's just retarded. And before you snap back, I do happen to have a job. I'm younger than you are and am supporting myself more than you are. LMAO. I sure do feel sorry for the girl that supports you. Sure puts some pressure on her to feed 2 people huh?

I'm done with this bull. It's filling your head with all this crap on trying to correct someone. Try figuring out your life before trying to be god and "help" someone elses.
YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT THERE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WISER AND OLDER AND IF I DIDNT LISTEN TO THEM OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ID BE STUPID. IM NOT ONE FIR FLAMMING BUT FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU. YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE YOU LITTLE SHIT SAYING SHE SUPPORTS ME I MKAE MORE MONEY THEN HER NOW ASSHOLE EVEN ON A BAD MONTH. AND LOOK YOU A>D>D LITTE SHIT I HAD 4 CARS AND A 6 BEDROOM HOUSE (RENTED) $1200 WHEN I WAS 18. SHE IN NO WAY SUPPORTS ME THE REASON I SAID WHAT I SAID IS BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MORE MONEY SO I COULD SUPPORT HER ASSHOLE LIKE A REAL MAN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU WOULDNT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT THAT! IM DONE FUCK OFF!! YOU ARE THE MOST IGNORANT PERSON IVE TALKED TO ON THIS FORUM

[crazydude999]

[B]Originally posted by DJ ROACH
YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT THERE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WISER AND OLDER AND IF I DIDNT LISTEN TO THEM OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ID BE STUPID. IM NOT ONE FIR FLAMMING BUT FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU. YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE YOU LITTLE SHIT SAYING SHE SUPPORTS ME I MKAE MORE MONEY THEN HER NOW ASSHOLE EVEN ON A BAD MONTH. AND LOOK YOU A>D>D LITTE SHIT I HAD 4 CARS AND A 6 BEDROOM HOUSE (RENTED) $1200 WHEN I WAS 18. SHE IN NO WAY SUPPORTS ME THE REASON I SAID WHAT I SAID IS BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MORE MONEY SO I COULD SUPPORT HER ASSHOLE LIKE A REAL MAN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU WOULDNT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT THAT! IM DONE FUCK OFF!! YOU ARE THE MOST IGNORANT PERSON IVE TALKED TO ON THIS FORUM


Jeez dude, calm down.

[DorkisKing]

Wow, nice statement. Yeah, real touching. You don't know me, so you wouldn't know if I don't know what it's like. You're so immature man. Just like I am. But you know what? It's life. Like I care, huh? Calm down, if what I say makes you mad so much, think of what other people can say to make you even worse. LOL! You don't understand what happens with me so you can't say that I don't know what it's like to help support someone.

Have a nice life!!LMAO.

[DJ ROACH]

omg man i went over board with my little flame. my bad if some mod reads this will you please edit it! any ways whatever man i first started this thing of your little post because it was a goood example. read it again its not miss guided or foul or even spitful. you came back insulting thats just wrong that made me hyper. i wanted to see both sides and have a good out w/you. unfortunatly all i got was you talking shit and not listening or even caring well what ever. what got me so mad is the shit you were saying about being a sponge, well thats so far from the truth its disgusting! and coming from you after you had been bad mouthing me i was realy pissed. i should not have lost it. oh well, the actions speak for them self. maybe im not a word smith so...i could not put the tone of my voice in what i was saying in the origanl post that started this it was playfull anyways i dont care

[moseley_international]

The best thing is to say you are all correct and then leave it at that as we all have a different version on life and love that is what makes us individuals.

Life is too short to worry or fight.

Lets try and help each other with out getting upset, as online text does no carry the mood.

we are all HUMAN.....
http://animationfactory.angelfire.com/animations/creatures/smileys/smiley_md_wht.gif

[vbdude]

Girls are not the downfall of society. I mean
at least I dont think so.
I'm in highschool and find girls really confusing.
They just love to flirt and lead you on dont they.
I fell for one of those 'stunts' and got *ahem*
what can I say, ditched.
I'm not complaining though, I guess girls will
get more mature as time goes on.
At least I hope. *grin*

[DJ ROACH]

:D
http://members.tripod.de/cxcc/Bilder/piss.gif:(

[Bilbo Baggins]

Girls are wunnerful. especially when you find the one.

[moseley_international]

mmmmmmmmm

[fwgx]

Originally posted by DJ Roach
im sorry to say your doomed to life as a hermit or your gonna have a nasty marrige.



sums it i think :(

[Edited by Phily Baby on 06-20-2001 at 11:12 AM]

[Lepre41]

wow... is this the 'trouble with girls counseling thread' :D I hope so... if maybe if Dr. Roach or Mr. Psycologist Baggins (I've heard that lotsa hot chicks dig him, is this true?) maybe I can lay out all my girl problems here and have them all solved by the professionals? Is this the purpose of the thread, or do we need to continue flaming DorkisKing for is impotence... errr incompetence? I hope not :(

[Denzil]

I am so evil

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by gremmlin
Girls don't suck. People suck.

Eum...
Girls DO suck

:p:p:p:p:p

[Bilbo Baggins]

Psycoanawhatical?

[DJ ROACH]

:confused:

[NeoRenegade]

Damnit, stop all this debating and thinking in general.

Stop using your brains to make sense of love. It's why we have hormones — so we don't have to think!

[DJ ROACH]

what happened to dorkis boy? :cpnfused: did he find a girlfriend? hmmmmmm.....nope.
:D j/k

[Gaseoushead]

Gentlemen,

It is not the female of the species that is the problem. It is more of a problem of goals and values. :confused: Every guy wants the hot statuesque model. Let's face the facts here, they are few and far between. :( Furthermore, they are not looking for you. There are a lot of wonderful single females out there. :( Their only fault being that they will not be on the cover of Vogue or Elle. Why is that all the less than model handsome men are only after the gorgeous women? :rolleyes: Assess youself before you assess others.

[jns]

If all girls were as sweet as the llamas, wouldn't it be a better world?

[spunkbubble]

You can't hope to find a real relationship by assuming a role or pretending to be somebody you're not. What's the point in pretending to be a 'bad guy' when that isn't who you are? Either she will fall for you (But not the real you - your assumed role), or she will find out that your personality is merely a pretense and be hurt or angry that you felt you had to lie about who you are to impress her. I'm a girl, and I like honesty. I like someone I can trust - what I want and need is a companion to talk to, to be close to, to know that while I'm sharing my innermost thoughts and feelings, he is truly listening, and willing to be honest about his opinons and emotions. Sensitivity is a sexy thing. Being understood is sexy. When you're with somebody who truly cares about you, sex and superifcial appearances no longer matter. You can hear in their voice, see in their eyes and feel in their touch how much they care - and that is sexier than any smooth-talking, pretending bad guy. If you're a nice guy, stay a nice guy. Don't change to impress some girl ... Because you never know who would have fallen in love with the real you, if only you had waited...

Well..that's my perception of the whole "dating game". I'm 16, by the way.

[Bilbo Baggins]

A serious post!

For a first post, that is impressive:)

Welcome aboard. There is no escape.

[spunkbubble]

Thanks :)

I'm sure I will find a way to escape - I am the elusive escapologist after all ;) .

[_ReDrUm781]

I just wanna say that I dont think it's good advice to tell everyone to go out and get pissed drunk and hit on all the girls you can see.
I've been there, pissed drunk, girl's boyfriend comes out of nowhere, I think I'm superman, you know the rest.

[DJ ROACH]

thats when you start sluring your speach realy bad and pretending your too drunk to talk.
they wont wana fight you after that, or atleast it gives you enough time to crack him over the head with a bar stool or a bottle or sumpin.
:D

[fwgx]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
...Welcome aboard. There is no escape. Never a wiser sentance spoken

[thepisu]

Few words:
we need girls. A lot of Girls are beautiful. My girlfriend is wonderful. ;)

[Bilbo Baggins]

Techinically, you do not need girls or boys anymore, as we can simply clone each other,.

[NeoRenegade]

Bilbo, you mean to say you're a sheep? :p

That brings your weirdness to an all new level! :D

[jns]

http://www.insanepictures.com/pictures/0435.jpg

[spunkbubble]

Personally, I would rather a man who gave me a cuddle and a kiss and said, "I'm sorry I couldn't afford a gift, but I love you and happy birthday" as opposed to a guy who buys me something and then complains about spending his precious money on me behind my back.

We don't all need money spent on us. We just need to feel loved.

[jns]

Then maybe there is hope.... http://www.felibarr.org/images/smilies/smile.gif

[spunkbubble]

Of course there's hope.

I just hope I can find a male who will make me feel loved :)

[jns]

*puts one hand in air* http://www.felibarr.org/images/smilies/wink.gif:D

[spunkbubble]

*touched*

Aren't you sweet :D !

[jns]

I don't know. :confused:
Haven't tasted myself yet.. :D

[spunkbubble]

*licks arm

Yep, I was right ;)

[jns]

Wow. Cool. http://www.felibarr.org/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[spunkbubble]

lol.

Very :cool:

[missyob]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Personally, I would rather a man who gave me a cuddle and a kiss and said, "I'm sorry I couldn't afford a gift, but I love you and happy birthday" as opposed to a guy who buys me something and then complains about spending his precious money on me behind my back.

We don't all need money spent on us. We just need to feel loved.

Great words!! It is not all about the money guys. It is about how you make us feel. Ever see that really ugly guy with the hot looking girl and say "what does he got that I dont, why is he with the hot chick?" Well, the reality is it is how you make us feel. If you can make a girl feel extremely special, and loved, then you win our heart forever.

I have spoken to my girlfriends about this very subject and we pretty much all agree. My ex-husband makes good money, and I left him to live in the projects dirt poor, just to be happy.

Be confident about yourself. Ask girls out. We are really shy to. Dont be afraid of the girl saying no. So what, if she says no, go on to the next one, she is the one that missed out on a great opportunity. In order to achieve success you have to put effort forth. Babe Ruth hit more strike-outs than homeruns. If he had given up, he would never have the position in history he has now. I went out with some not so good looking guys that had great personalities, and the guts to ask me out. We dont like drunk guys drooling all over us. Be yourself.

Enough rambling on. Just words coming from my heart.

Have a great day all!

~ Missy

[spunkbubble]

What Missy & I are saying is the truth. Love isn't about material posessions, wealth or superficial appearances. It's about who you are as a person, and how you treat us, as your girlfriend.

Come on guys - I'm only sixteen. If I can understand that, you should be able to as well!

:)

[jns]

Really? But remember then - we are males. :p

[Bilbo Baggins]

:)

I like smiling.

[Chastan]

I won't say anything about girls being the downfall of society, but women are the ones who will help us rise from the ashes :)

[jns]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Thanks :)

I'm sure I will find a way to escape - I am the elusive escapologist after all ;) .
Can you escape me? :D

[spunkbubble]

Maybe I don't want to :D ;)

[jns]

One can never know.. :D:p

[spunkbubble]

Hey, I'm going to link you, ok? :)

[jns]

Huh? :)
Sure, link me on. :p

[SuckMyPopadidge]

well.. im not rolling in chicks or anything.. but if you want to get a girl it doesnt matter how cool you are... hell, most guys i see hitting on girls sound like total morons, then 5 minutes later if you go talk to them they sound like logical human beings again... Um, and, yeah, dont try to be smart or anything like that either.. just talk like.. regular :) oh, and helps to be vocal, sitting in the corner smellin the flowers doesnt accomplish anything :) :p :)

[jns]

'sniff sniff'
mm.. this smells good.. :)
what? you said sumthin'? :p

[spunkbubble]

Stop sniffing me, jns! :D ;)

[Bizznatch]

sniff this.....

FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRttttTTTTTTTTTT!

:D

oh man, where is this thread heading? :)

[jns]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Stop sniffing me, jns! :D ;)
Are you a flower? http://www.felibarr.org/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[missyob]

Originally posted by Bizznatch
sniff this.....

FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRttttTTTTTTTTTT!



Typical male, us females are pouring our hearts out, and that is all you do is fart :)

To spunkbubble: you should join us in the General Discussion room, we could use some more female influence in there :D

Have a great day all!

~ Missy

[jns]

HEY HEY! Now.
I'm not being immature. :(

[missyob]

Originally posted by jns
HEY HEY! Now.
I'm not being immature. :(

Dont frown hon, It was not directed towards you. You are too busy sniffing flowers right now :)

~ Missy

[John M]

would you two girls do me a favor and hell, i dunno, clone yourselves and send the clones to ohio?

[missyob]

Originally posted by John M
would you two girls do me a favor and hell, i dunno, clone yourselves and send the clones to ohio?

lol John, but you have to remember that I am the old lady here. You want to find yourself some young spring chicken. But then again, us older women have more experience....... :D

Big Hugs,

~ Missy

[John M]

heh. is there a "Non-Facetious Girl Date Network" out there?

[missyob]

Did a search on google for ya hon. No success. Sorry babe. Guess we just keep a look out for ya.

I think you need to come to Atlanta. The ratio of men to women is still 1:3 Good odds for ya.

Love ya,

~ Missy

[John M]

hmm, i've been to geogia once, but all i did was go to museums. it was a side trip from hilton head. o well, maybe i shouldnt care about gettin a date now. maybe the girls around here start growing up between the ages of 16-18. or whatever.

or i could actually learn how to play my guitar, sign a record deal, make lots of money, tour, and have a different girl every night. but i seriously doubt that would make me happy.

[missyob]

Originally posted by John M

or i could actually learn how to play my guitar, sign a record deal, make lots of money, tour, and have a different girl every night. but i seriously doubt that would make me happy.

or you could learn to play your guitar, sign a record deal, make lots of money, and support me :D Big joke there hon!

Or you could make lots of money, save it, invest it, and then when the right woman comes along, you will be financially sound.

~ Missy

[John M]

or spend it on subs for my car :D

[DJ ROACH]

:rolleyes: well dont knock it till you try it :D :rolleyes:

[spunkbubble]

Originally posted by John M
would you two girls do me a favor and hell, i dunno, clone yourselves and send the clones to ohio?

hehe... Wouldn't you prefer the original version? :D


Missy...I guess I'm the spring chicken then! I'm only 16! lol ;)

[jns]

well well, why not clone yourselves and send both yourselves and the clones over here? :D

[missyob]

/missy sends sexy, hot, non-pretensious, horny, loving girls over to John and jns house.

Enjoy guys!

~ Missy

[John M]

lol. here they come now :p

[jns]

Do they have brains? :rolleyes:

[ujay]

I'm not going to get involved with this one.
Except to pass on the old adage "Can't live with them, can't live without them"

UJ

[papadoc]

originally posted my missy
/missy sends sexy, hot, non-pretensious, horny, loving girls over to John and jns house.
/me sticks my thumb out and tries to hitchhike to John and jns's house quickly.

[missyob]

/me realizes that papadoc is hitchhiking and finds a couple of older "legal" girls for him.

[papadoc]

/me just hopes they're still breathing when me gets there
/me continues to hitch a ride

[missyob]

/me checks on the girls.
/me sends smoke signal to papadoc, flag down the nearest trucker. The girls are fine and waiting for you.

/me hears loud noises from Johns room.
/me checks on John. Not so sure he is breathing anymore.

[jns]

So. What about those brains? :rolleyes:

[missyob]

jns, this is a fantasy thing hon. Do you want them to have brains? I can make them intelligent or just duhhhhhhhhhhh. Your wish is my command.

~ Missy

[John M]

Originally posted by missyob
[B/me hears loud noises from Johns room.
/me checks on John. Not so sure he is breathing anymore. [/B]
lol :D

/me gets CPR from sexy, hot, non-pretensious, horny, loving girls :eek:

[jns]

Okay, in that case, make them edible. :D

[missyob]

/me sends edible, blow up girls to jns house.

~ Missy

[Bilbo Baggins]

Shit, its a new terrorist attack. Blow up girls!

[papadoc]

/me sitting in a big ole truck with a smelly old trucker.
/me still trying to get there.

[missyob]

/me grabs my cb ~ Braker 19, we need you to get papadoc here safe but quick. If you hurry there may be a girl for you too.

[John M]

/me is breathing again.

/me starts intelligent conversation with girls, which is almost as good as sex.

[jns]

Hey, John, GO SPANK THE MONKEY! :rolleyes:

[jns]

Okay now.
You can stop spanking the monkey now, I'm starting to feel lonely over here. :p

[DJ ROACH]

http://www.dmv.com/images/peep1.jpg
she wants you!

[spunkbubble]

lol...


Well I have a brain. And you know what I look like jns; considering you've been to my site ;) and posted in my forum ;).

:D

[jns]

Was that a hint? :D
Get on the next flight over here! :p

[DJ ROACH]

what does spunkbubble look like

[spunkbubble]

hehe :)

Well I was going to say go and have a look, but my site is temporarily closed for a redesign.. The only thing you can look at is my forum and stuff! Sorry guys :D .

I'm not much to look at anyway really. :(

[DJ ROACH]

why dont you upload a pic so we can look?

[DJ ROACH]

see ill start heres me and a baby cheetah biting my ear

[spunkbubble]

That photo is so cute!!!

hmm...Ok... A photo of me. http://members.9cy.com/bitter/photos/6.jpg

eww..lol, it's a bad one.

[DJ ROACH]

:eek: you have big ummm...never mind ;) you look good :D

[Denzil]

Where did I go wrong?

[jns]

Everywhere.. :rolleyes:

[spunkbubble]

*blush* I'll take that as a compliment ;).

Come on, who else is going to post their photos? Then we can choose our sex symbol :D.

[DJ ROACH]

YEAH, i vote for me as the male sexgod!! and spunk as the female sexgodess. :D

[papadoc]

originally posted by spunkbubble
Come on, who else is going to post their photos? Then we can choose our sex symbol.
Somewhere in the General Discussions archives
theres 2 pages of pics.
That was a fun thread :D

[jns]

Was it?
Hmm.
We do have the winamp picture-land.
Forgot the URL though. :p

[missyob]

Here is the thread of the pics that was posted in General.


http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?threadid=61090

We have some good looking people posting here in winamp!


~ Missy

[missyob]

Originally posted by DJ ROACH
YEAH, i vote for me as the male sexgod!! and spunk as the female sexgodess. :D

I agree. :) You are adorable spunk. If I had a daughter, I would be very proud to have one as adorable as you.


Good day all!

~ Missy

[DJ ROACH]

what about me???:"? :rolleyes: :( lol

to any mod...you should atleast change missy to MAJOR CHICK or something

[spunkbubble]

I got more photos taken yesterday..But I might not show you in case you try and adopt me ;).

Just kidding, thanks *blushes and smiles shyly*.


DJ Roach...that photo of you is so cute!

[jns]

Originally posted by missyob
We have some good looking people posting here in winamp!
And then we have me... :D

[GimpChimp]

And after him, we have me.. the man monkey of Scotland!

Hello all by the way. Work is boring, and I want to sleep.

What's that? I have to remain on topic.. uhm.. girls are good for the respitory system.. or something.. yeah.. right.. :D

[spunkbubble]

And then after you two, we have me.

We should make a little club for insecure people :(.

[spunkbubble]

Looks are so unimportant, though... I personally don't care what a guy looks like, so long as he's nice and treats me right.

[missyob]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Looks are so unimportant, though... I personally don't care what a guy looks like, so long as he's nice and treats me right.

A good kisser never hurts either.

~ Missy

[spunkbubble]

I don't know. I guess that's important as well...

But more importantly, point me in the direction of a nice guy please! :( :confused: ;)

[jns]

*closes eyes and points*
.... :eek:!
Ouh, sorry missy, didn't mean to point at you. :p

Hmm. Maybe I should try again..

*closes eyes and points again*

.......?
In what direction did the finger point?
Don't miss the sequel!

[DJ ROACH]

well alot of things are not important to you woman.
you can live with a guy thats ugly kisses bad or is minuteman in bed
all or one or any combo of those.
but you and i both know having the better of those listed makes you much more happy and with that the relation ship is much much better.

if woman keep dishing out some of that crap to make guys feel better or more secure about them selfs they will never work on the other things that could make up for that one (or more) bad thing(s).
plus alot of guys can tell when they are being humored, thats so much more worse then an honest opinoin.

basicaly what im saying is the one word "does not matter" things you woman like to tell guys ie: looks, kisses, size, build, hieght, & other one word features that are purly cosmetic that you know damn well effects you some way or another.

woman you need to be telling those guys more then the half truth.
[example]
"he doesnt have to be good looking".
see you need to finsh the statment so the ugly guy can work on his stronger stronger points that could make the relation ship better, or atleast his next.

so you should be saying, "looks dont matter as long as he can make me laugh and is funn to be around".

atleast be honest that way if there is something wrong they can try to fix the problem or do something to make up for it.
(like if i was an asshole and thats all i was, id be a better asshole if i was funny and brought you flowers, get it)

how about the famous one "SIZE does not matter" ha ha ha sure its not that important as long as your (the girl) still getting off, right?
have you ever heard girls say that to guys? me niether, but they should, see that way the guy thinks about it, well damn i cant whip out a big burrito so a better have a super toqito (not sure how its spelled but you get it) ;) any ways, im not saying woman are horriblle for those things. i just think to make it better for you woman you should be telling guys everything.
ok ill stop talking now :D

[jns]

Okaaay.. THAT was alot of text! :eek:

[GimpChimp]

/me faints from all the text :eek:

[jns]

Yes. Scary it is. Blurp.
Now spank me!

[DJ ROACH]

it wasnt that bad, it dont take long to read. :D

[John M]

<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------Originally posted by spunkbubble
point me in the direction of a nice guy please! :( :confused: ;)

[missyob]

John you beat me to it. I was just going to say how nice of a guy you are :)

John M is a nice guy and if I was 15 years younger..... <grin>.


Big Hugs

~ Missy

[John M]

do you have a sister?

[papadoc]

Here I go again into the deep end, but, for what it's worth...

One night my friend DJ Denny and I sat at his club after closing.
We were discussing why it was...
that neither of us could keep a steady relationship for very long.
Two of the girls we knew gave us their ideas, knowing us like they did.
They said it was because we were too nice.
After a while, women took advantage of us and the way we were.
They thought we should be living in the days of chivalry, because that's how we were.
To them we were...
Knights in shining armour.
Always there to rescue the maiden in distress.
Fighting dragons to save the lady.
Honorable and respectfull.
But...they said..."those days are gone"
We were just "hopeless romantics left behind by changing times"
We both decided this was probably true...
But why change when change meant mistreating rather than respecting?
Why change when change meant not being there when needed?
Why change when change meant keeping quiet instead of complimenting?
Why change when change meant holding back instead of communicating?
Why change when change meant being selfish instead of givng?
Why change when change meant running from dragons?
The conversation went on...
As they walked away...they both looked back and said...
"We really love you two hopeless romantics. One day your Guinevere will arrive."

Oh well...enough from me...
I'm off chasing dragons.

[missyob]

Originally posted by papadoc
But why change when change meant mistreating rather than respecting?
Why change when change meant not being there when needed?
Why change when change meant keeping quiet instead of complimenting?
Why change when change meant holding back instead of communicating?
Why change when change meant being selfish instead of givng?


These are such honerable qualities in a man. Dont ever change who you are for another person. If it was ment to be then it will be.

A few months back I made a list of what I would look for in a relationship/marriage with a man. Here goes:

honesty, loyalty and compassion
communication
Passion/affectionate
Lifetime committment
someone that is willing to share housework
responsibilities
good manners
career oriented
family oriented
(a good balance of the above 2 things)
must genuinely love children
not just wants me, but the boys as well
patience
generous (not just a money word here)
thoughtful
someone that wants to do family activities outside the home ie: park/pool/skating/amusement parks, ect.... not controlling, let me be me
sexual, but not use sex as a tool for other things.
take the effort it takes to make a great relationship.

~ Missy

[John M]

it would scare the hell out of me to date a lady with 3 kids (not just cuz i'm 15). girls cling to their mother, and boys are more attached to their fathers. and to have to be a father to 3 kids all coming at the same time, whoa. it would take a hell of a man to do that.

[missyob]

I fully agree with you John. I have been a single parent for 6 years now, and the boys are extremely attached to me. They are "mamas boys". They are very close to me because I have been their stability and there for them for their whole lives.

I am definately not looking for a man for a husband at this point in my life. I have seen too many men get pushed on kids in relationships and I could not do that to my children or another guy. It would have to be a bond that developed naturally. Maybe when they are older I will settle down, but for now, I enjoy the dates I go on.

~ Missy

[Huehuetenango]

well said missy, i think a lot of single parents would do well to realize that


back to insecure ppl, i really know what that is all about,
when you grow up as a fat kid, there is just no way in hell you can ever be convinced that you look good
(take me as an example: all my female friends say i'm handsome, but i just can't seem to accept it)
ah well, at least i know i'm not the only one

[spunkbubble]

What qualities do I look for?

Most importantly:

- Kindness
- Honesty
- Loyalty
- Passionate
- Sense of humour

Physically, nice eyes are the most important thing to me, that and a genuine smile...

Honestly, what's the point of having a good looking guy if he won't stand by you or treat you right? Looks are nothing. They don't last, and they're not who a person is. You can be gorgeous superficially, but extremely ugly in personality... You can be plain superficially but have an amazing personality.

In reality I just want someone to be there for me.

[jns]

*keeps pointing* :D

[DJ ROACH]

looks are not everything, but they help ;)
but looks are only the red flag that catch your eye, i have gone out with alot of good looking girls, the downfall, alot of em dont got shit for brains, or no personality, or have serious head problems
( stripers ) or all of the above.
i do have to say that the only way i went out with those type of woman (im not just talking about the stripers :D ) is i was attracted by the way they look, of course I guess in a lot of peoples eye that makes me shallow, she has to look good. period, i cant date an ugly person she has to do it for me, its not at the top of the list but its in the top 5. my girlfriend says the same thing, hes gotta have nice teeth, hes gotta be good looking, hes gotta be tall, etc. of course the most important things would be the things that come from the inside, but those things dont amount to shit for me or her if the outside is not the same as the inside.
yes, call me shallow, call me what ever, but thats the way it is (for me)
i dont like fat,ugly,stinky,nasty woman, see the way i look at i take care of myself, the woman im with should be doing the same.

[papadoc]

One other quality in a person that is being overlooked here...
is confidence.
If a person is confident in who they are,
confident in what they believe, how they feel,
then that shows from the inside to the outside.
You can tell a confident person the minute they walk in the door.
Not the arrogant, look at me, I'm better than you confidence.
But the one who shows confidence in a more humble way.
It takes time and experience to achieve.
But it's a quality that shines on first sight.

[DJ ROACH]

yep, thats for sure

[spunkbubble]

Originally posted by papadoc
One other quality in a person that is being overlooked here...
is confidence.
If a person is confident in who they are,
confident in what they believe, how they feel,
then that shows from the inside to the outside.
You can tell a confident person the minute they walk in the door.
Not the arrogant, look at me, I'm better than you confidence.
But the one who shows confidence in a more humble way.
It takes time and experience to achieve.
But it's a quality that shines on first sight.

Very good point.

[spunkbubble]

I got a new photo of me... But nobody else posted their photos! Except me and DJ Roach.

Well...here goes. But other people better post theirs too in here :rolleyes:



Click-y here (http://www.bittergirl.net/photos/new/lalala.jpg)

[jns]

Warning. Do not click here (http://www.felibarr.org/images/self/)!

(Unless you want a real good scare. ;))

[spunkbubble]

Nice, jns!!!! :D :) ;) :eek:

[jns]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Nice, jns!!!! [some smilies edited away:D] :eek:
You got THAT scared? ;)
C'mon! :p

[spunkbubble]

Silly! :p

You're cute. How old are you?

(omg, am I hitting on someone? omg! lol :D)

[jns]

rofl. :p

How old I am?
http://www.felibarr.org/me.cgi :D

(who are you hitting on? :D)

[spunkbubble]

You :p

[jns]

*starts looking for someone named 'You'* :D

[spunkbubble]

jns!! :D

[jns]

Oh. Right. Uhm..
HI! :p

[spunkbubble]

Hi! :D

[jns]

(I'm not good at getting hit on:p)

[Jarin]

/me hits JNS :mad:

[jns]

Ouch! :p

[spunkbubble]

lol

Someone else post photos so this urge for me to hide goes away :( !

lol

[Huehuetenango]

here you go
i'm warning you though
(note: i'm the male one)
me and a friend (http://forums.winamp.com/attachment.php?postid=358516)

[John M]

oook. hope this works

[John M]

oook.

http://forums.winamp.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=358815

[John M]

my dad brought home a digicam from work. heh.

[John M]

this is me with my guitar. if i can hear you laugh from where i live, i'll come kill you :p

[John M]

and heres another stupid ass pic with me fretting a non-existant chord :)

[spunkbubble]

Is that a Fender Strat? Oh, yum! :D

What a sexalicious guitar! I love boys with guitars ;).

[DJ ROACH]

i think its a epaphone

[John M]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Is that a Fender Strat? Oh, yum! :D yeah, but i replaced the neck, nut, body, tuners, controls, pickups, and strings. so it worta would up lookin like an Epiphone Les Paul Special 2.

[jns]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Is that a Fender Strat? Oh, yum! :D

What a sexalicious guitar! I love boys with guitars ;).
What about cameras? :D

[papadoc]

originally posted by spunkbubble
What a sexalicious guitar! I love boys with guitars
Here's me with my little guitar...http://ffspirits.finalfantasy.gamigo.de/smiliez/smz/271.gif

[spunkbubble]

Actually I just like boys who are artistically/musically talented. So yes, cameras too ;).

[spunkbubble]

Originally posted by papadoc

Here's me with my little guitar...http://ffspirits.finalfantasy.gamigo.de/smiliez/smz/271.gif

LOL :)

[jns]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
Actually I just like boys who are artistically/musically talented. So yes, cameras too ;).
http://www.felibarr.org/images/self/jns01.jpg :D

[spunkbubble]

Nice, hehe ;) :D

[jns]

WHOOOPS!
Wrong link. :p
Let's see now..

http://www.felibarr.org/images/self/fnask03.jpg

THAT's the correct one. :D

[missyob]

John I think you are getting hit on hon. Go for it, She wants you :)

~ Me

[John M]

heh. aint never been hit on before.

or maybe i have.

and i just didnt know it :eek:

at any rate.

@spunkbubble - Yo baby whats up?

[missyob]

Guys usually have no clue when being hit on. There are a few guys I know that have missed out on a fantastic opportunity to go out with me because they were too "duh" to pick up on the signals.

Oh well, their loss.

~ Me

[John M]

yeah, some of us are pretty thick :p

[Huehuetenango]

oh yeah, guys (me in particular) don't pick up the signs to easily
i've missed MANY an opportunity b/c i was too damn thick

and i still kick myself about some of them

[jns]

Yeah, me too. :(
And sometimes I'm too drunk to tell the difference.. :eek:

[missyob]

So guys, I will go back to what I have said before. If you are interested in a girl ask her out. She may like you and you dont even know it :)

Have a great day!

~ Missy

[jns]

What if she doesn't?:(

[John M]

then go get shitfaced.

[papadoc]

I saw this girl one time at the grocery store, and wanted to talk to her so bad.
I got the feeling by her actions she would have been receptive, but I wasn't sure.
But...I couldn't bring myself to it for some reason.
So in my stupidity I ran out the next few days and got the local newspaper,
and turned to the personals to see if she had written about a man,
who she saw at the grocery store, wanted to meet, but couldn't bring herself to it.

I still wonder...
:D

[missyob]

Originally posted by papadoc
I still wonder...
:D

My point exactly. Women love to be approached, and more times than not, we will say yes and at least give you a chance. Dont miss out on an opportunity and never try.

~ Missy

[Bilbo Baggins]

Nerves get in the way.

Having said that, i cannot remember...

[John M]

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!1

i think i missed out on an opportinity 2nite. oh well. su><0rz for me.

[spunkbubble]

Originally posted by missyob


My point exactly. Women love to be approached, and more times than not, we will say yes and at least give you a chance. Dont miss out on an opportunity and never try.

~ Missy

How true! Live your life so that you don't look back and wonder "What if..." or "If only..."

If only I had tried...
If only I had said hello...

You catch my drift.

[jns]

Just thought of something, was out last night, my friends started talking about 'spank' vs 'spunk', not to mispronounce 'spank' as 'spunk', well. Now I know what 'spunk' means. :o:eek::D

[John M]

heh. slang must take a lil while longer to make it to that side of teh pond.

[spunkbubble]

Wait a minute!!! :o
What do you think it means? lol

Apparently in England it means something rather naughty but here it's really just another word for "funky" or "hip" or "cool". ;)

[missyob]

To me spunk means you have vigor, energy, you are vivious, and lively. You have attitude, and dont care what people think.

To be spunky is cool.

~ Missy

[spunkbubble]

And I am Miss Spunky ;) .

lol :D

[missyob]

Originally posted by spunkbubble
And I am Miss Spunky ;) .

lol :D

You really need to join us in the general discussion forum :)

You would fit right in hon!

~ Missy

[spunkbubble]

Hee, okay, I'll take a look :D

[jns]

Hmm. Okay.
Yeah. Must be in England only then.

:eek::o

[John M]

i've heard it in teh dirty sense before. but when used over here it does denote liveliness, energy, or vigor.

[spunkbubble]

*bounces around the room* :D

[missyob]

That was pretty funny spunkbubble!

~ Missy

[Robert Earl]

Helllllo :)
<--- Newbie here

[missyob]

Originally posted by Robert Earl
Helllllo :)
<--- Newbie here

Hey Robert Earl.

Nice to meet ya. Welcome to the forums. Please take a seat, make yourself at home, and feel free to post away!

The rules here are simple. You cant talk or post links to warez here. Other than that have fun!

Have a great night, and feel free to join us in the general discussion forum.

~ Missy

[John M]

Originally posted by missyob

You cant talk or post links to warez here. heh. missy, read that again.

[spunkbubble]

*talks to Warez*

"Hello, Warez, how you doing?"

:D

[Robert Earl]

booooooooyah!:D

[DJ ROACH]

dont talk to warez they bad

[TechnoDeeJ]

When I saw this thread, I simply had to join....

I got just a couple of things to say...

To all ya that can't find a girlfriend for years and are pissed, stop bitching about it and go and look somewhere else, or change your attitudes or something. It's not true that girls go only for bad guys...only if they are totally immature or as blind as a horse they do....

There are some things you have to have, you can't be shy, you have to be funny and you have to be outgoing if you really wanna do something...most of all, pamper them - girls like to be pampered

I personally have tried the nice guy routine before, and I must say not too much luck (at least not when you are 16), then I played many girls which worked out great, and I thought I had it all. Now however (at 21), I found a girl that I am crazy about, a girl that's worth changing yourself for, changing back to the nice guy routine...no, we are not going out still, but if I were to go out with her, there is no way she would want me as a playa, so see - never say there is no one good out there, and don't change for anyone unless they mean a lot to you.

That's my bit...

[missyob]

wow, I must have been really tired when I posted that!

I guess talking to warez would be better than talking to yourself though.

Have a good night all!

~ Missy

[missyob]

Originally posted by TechnoDeeJ

There are some things you have to have, you can't be shy, you have to be funny and you have to be outgoing if you really wanna do something...most of all, pamper them - girls like to be pampered



Howdy and welcome to the forums. Please dont just be a lurker, but join us.

What you said above is so true!

:)

~ Missy