Best way to commit suicide...

[ReDVsion]

Well, so far the car exhaust method seemed to be the least painful, but I'd like everyone else's input (It's just been one of those days all year).

[zorpidus]

I don't think there's a no-hurt solution for your problem. I'd go for the car exhaust too, or else the good ol' trick with the razorblades :D

Aren't there "Suicide Hot Lines"? They most certainly will help you! Maybe it's even a toll free 1-800 number :)

[rm']

Pills. Hard to get strong ones nowadays, though.

[hawk606]

Don't drink a cup of windex. I know (of) a girl who tried it, but it didn't work..

Hawk606 posts, hell freezes over and eggs taste good. ;)

[John M]

strangle yerself w/a network cord. or, a hollow point to tha head.

[weedsatan]

ok here it goes...

Buy to pack of Heavy Tobacco..
Put a kettle on with water.
when it boils put the tobacco in the kettle.
Let it boil for an hour.
then get the tobacco out. (I don't know the english word for it.) so now you have some watery fluid.
put it in a bowl and let it dry up.. the water goes away cuz of the heat.. (againn I dont know the englsih word)

then there remains a white powder..
this you add to a glass of water and you drink it..
You'll feel you getting tired very fast.
then you go to sleep really nice.. and you never wake up..
you'll be dead without feeling a thing

[griffinn]

http://208.184.35.140/product_images/PA210U_accessories_b.jpg

The Targus retractable network cord has a red button (on the upper side of the plastic case -- not shown in the pic). The cord retracts back into the case forcefully when you press that button.

You can whip yourself to death with the out-of-control flying cord during a forceful retraction! :D

[Cobrage]

Hack yourself to death with an axe. It'll get you attention if you survive, at least.

[Tracking Rulez]

I'd suggest sky-diving without using the parachute, while high (might as well be, since you won't have to worry about the long term health and brain effects).

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/snuffit4/suibill.jpg

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/metagide.html

[randman]

Stand in the middle of the tracks and attempt to stop a train moving at full speed.

[Xerxes]

I still think stepping off a tall building has the most ... "impact?";) i'm so hilarious :p

The movie "The hudsucker proxy" has a great example of it-

And if you do step off a building, make sure you are wearing a suit and a 50's style fedora like hat. And when you go out on the ledge, lose your balance and make sure you catch and hold on to the hour hand on the big clock :)

[s1138]

starve yourself, burn yourself at the stake, bang your head into a wall, hack off your legs and arms, um.....

oh wait, you want it painless.:D
die in an airplane crash

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Post removed at ethan_h's request.

[Edited by Twilightseer on 05-25-2001 at 12:33 PM]

[Mr Jones]

Ahemmmmm,

Bung up every hole on your body with epoxy resin, sit, wait to explode.

Cover yourself in steaks, throw your self in the local zoo lion pit

[ReDVsion]

weed - what's up with the tobacco method? How effective is it? Moreover, how does it work? Any unforseen side effects?

[Mr Jones]

20 amusing way to make it look like someone else did it....


Dig your fingernails into the back of your neck and drown yourself in a toilet.

Shoot yourself in the chest, and leave behind a suicide note written by someone else in a foreign language.

Stab yourself 80 times with a spoon.

Eat poisoned Cheese Doodles.

Purposely trip over a nun's leg and fall in front of a moving hovercraft.

Secretly eat broken glass in the bathroom of a four-star restaurant.

Tie yourself to two circus elephants and a sea lion, and chase them in opposite directions.

Rig a bomb to go off midway through your Stairmaster workout.

Row a boat into the middle of a nearby pond, swallow several large lead weights, then get in the water. Begin banging your head against the side of the boat until you go unconscious. Oh, and wear a t-shirt that promotes boat safety.

Lock yourself in a meat locker.

Scream "don't!" then throw yourself down an escalator.

Self-train yourself in the art of yoga, then turn your oven on to 350 and climb inside until well done.

Swallow a live sea urchin.

Remove all your clothes, douse yourself with Pine-Sol, and climb into the back of a moving van filled with starving woodpeckers.

Snort lots of flour.

Invite your neighbor's spouse over for dinner a number of times. Then borrow your neighbor's matches and use them to set fire to your house.

After coming out of heart surgery, reopen your incisions and insert a Rolex watch engraved with the doctor's initials. Wait patiently.

Dive in front of a chef at a Japanese steak house.

Tear off the sleeve of one of your best friend's shirts, and hold tightly as you sink in a large pool of quicksand.

In public, get into an argument with someone who lives in a skyscraper. Later, sneak into their apartment while they're sleeping, leave fingerprints, and jump out the window.

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by ReDVsion
weed - what's up with the tobacco method? How effective is it? Moreover, how does it work? Any unforseen side effects?

It works like a charm....

you just fall asleep. And never wake up. You wont see anything different at the body..
You just died..

I think a Nicotine overdosis gives you a Cardiac arrest...

[John M]

Originally posted by weedsatan
(againn I dont know the englsih word)the first would be strain (if i'm reading this right) and the next is evaporation.

[s1138]

spooge yourself to death:D

the yoga, in the oven, that got to me :shivers:

[rm']

OD on horse tranquilizers.

But if you are looking for media coverage, drop through a wheat thresher or combine harvester downtown, and make sure the chute is aimed at city hall, or at the town square (preferred, but few North American city's have one).

[weedsatan]

Originally posted by John M
Originally posted by weedsatan
(againn I dont know the englsih word)the first would be strain (if i'm reading this right) and the next is evaporation.

thx.. again I learn some english.. my momma will be so proud of me spending my nights here..

[ElChevelle]

Best way to commit suicide?

Get married!

Not exactly painless, but you get to yell and scream alot before the heart failure!:D

[griffinn]

Lots of great suicide ideas here (http://www.darwinawards.com/).

[weedsatan]

that site rules..
When I'm wasted I go there to read AND LAUGH

[xapec]

get a job at a steel plant, then trip and fall into the furnace., (i know at a Timken plant here they have walkways above them), and leave your shoe on the walkway with someone else's prints - preferably someone you had a fight with and others knew about the fight.

[griffinn]

But that other guy was a liquid metal cyborg sent back from the future and he had fallen into the furnace before you did...

[Bizznatch]

Originally posted by s1138
starve yourself, burn yourself at the stake, bang your head into a wall, hack off your legs and arms, um.....

oh wait, you want it painless.:D
die in an airplane crash

If you die in a plane crash, it wouldn't be suicide then, would it? :)

[xapec]

Originally posted by Bizznatch
Originally posted by s1138
starve yourself, burn yourself at the stake, bang your head into a wall, hack off your legs and arms, um.....

oh wait, you want it painless.:D
die in an airplane crash

If you die in a plane crash, it wouldn't be suicide then, would it? :)
not unless you run up and play guess who with the captin!

[Bilbo Baggins]

This is a very very odd and sick thread that should have no place here, especially considering the problems that a number of foummers are having at the moment. Think about them for a moment...

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[Edited by Twilightseer on 05-25-2001 at 12:33 PM]

[s1138]

you could have someone else kill you. someone you dont like. so when you die, they get arrested and such.
:D

[weedsatan]

Bilbo..
I agree..
I feel bad I posted the things I posted here.. But I diidn't know about Rand..
so if anyone feels it so.. you can delete my posts..

[ReDVsion]

If anyone's to blame, it's me, I'm the one who started the thread, and although I was looking for serious answers, the silly ones were more than welcome. I'm not sure where we get "odd" and "sick" from (maybe I didn't read all the posts closely), but coming from Bilbo I'm fairly sure it's justified.

weedsatan: I appreciate you posting the tobacco method, I'll likely try it in a year or so.

[WinAmp_Wesle]

Wire yourself inline with the local MW radio stations transmitting tower someplace a little higher than a few meters high up on it:)

Take a extension cord pluged into the mains into the bath:)

Take the insulation off the extension cord and put a weight on the end and try to throw over the tram wires after it closes for the night the good parts to this one is they do not turn off the power to those tram wires(I think) and the polis won't find you for some hours because the trams usualy stop running very late:)

Put your "male" part into a high voltage "female" part at least you will be on TV and get points for creativity.:)