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sgtfuzzbubble011
10th June 2001, 06:30
This is my new big-ass book. It'll be replacing my old 73-lb. multilingual dictionary from now on. :)


http://darthsdomain.homestead.com/files/BigAssBook.gif

Features:

>> Titanium graphite casing
>> Low friction hinges with ball bearings
>> Built-in power converter and automatic open/close motors
>> Lockable case with remote keyless entry
>> USB port for quick connection with computer
>> Automatic search function
>> Full 24-hour online tech support
>> Free AOL cd
mr_sax
10th June 2001, 06:33
A) u use aol?
B) i got all excited thinking that you were talking about harry potter :(


damn u!
sgtfuzzbubble011
10th June 2001, 06:37
A) no. :D
B) Sorry, didn't mean to disappoint you. :)
SNYder
10th June 2001, 07:18
What program did you use to make the text? Paint (tm) can't make slanted text :D
sgtfuzzbubble011
10th June 2001, 07:22
I typed it out in MSPaint, copied it into Paint Shop Pro, rotated it, skewed it, resized it, then copied it back into MSPaint. :D
mr_sax
10th June 2001, 07:25
my god! when are you guys going to learn not to use mspaint? hehe!



too too simple.. i can't even fuckin print an image full size..

it's like, "wow, i made the card, finally!"

then

"arg! it's 1/8th of my page!!!"
rm'
10th June 2001, 07:28
Originally posted by zxypher
my god! when are you guys going to learn not to use mspaint?

Other than Photoshop 6's new tools, it's the best for pseudovectored graphics. Of course, with PS 6, you can use real vectored graphics, and integrate them with bitmapped graphics.
s1138
10th June 2001, 15:00
/me takes sarges 73-lb. multilingual dictionary
MINE NOW!!!


:D
Lucid DM
10th June 2001, 15:16
/me wonders why anyone would want a dictionary that big... :D
Huehuetenango
10th June 2001, 17:27
/me realizes: hey, that would be GREAT for fighting off my friends who wish to shave my head
gimme that (yanks it away from s1138 then runs away quickly)
s1138
10th June 2001, 20:00
/me beats the fuck out of guy with long name who stole the book!!!
"DAMNIT! im a mod! i get first dibs"
/me takes it back, and smacks him with it.
Huehuetenango
10th June 2001, 20:05
ow, dude, that hurt
i was only gonna borrow it,

and now i'm "the guy w/ the long name?"
well, better than some nicknames i've had
Lucid DM
10th June 2001, 22:28
/me takes it off s1138. Realises that I don't really need it and gives it back (not before oiling it up in the hope that he'll drop it on his feet :D)
Bilbo Baggins
10th June 2001, 23:04
Originally posted by Lucid DM
/me wonders why anyone would want a dictionary that big... :D

The sexual pleasure you can have with a dicktionary that big is just wonderful.
fuct'n'bored
10th June 2001, 23:30
how the fuck do u get sexuall pleashur from a dictionary
Bilbo Baggins
10th June 2001, 23:39
You have two options...

a) Look up dirty words like breast, vagina etc...

b) Rub off using the dictionary.
WolfieD
10th June 2001, 23:42
or, you could use your head....




(that was a double entando [someone look up that word] so its supposed to be funny)
Bilbo Baggins
10th June 2001, 23:45
You mean double entendre...

And yes i get the entendre
s1138
11th June 2001, 01:01
ITS MINE NOW!!!
and no one can take it away.
SexyLoserKitten
11th June 2001, 04:02
No, bitch it's mine.
Ask Sarge...I'm legal heir to it :p :D
sgtfuzzbubble011
11th June 2001, 04:06
Yes, SLK get's it. ;)http://www.sargessmilies.homestead.com/files/blurp_anim.gif

BTW, I like the new sig, f'n'b... :D
s1138
11th June 2001, 16:33
i didnt know SLK wanted it.

/me hands it to SLK
im sorry mommy
Bilbo Baggins
11th June 2001, 16:48
Mommy? ::)
SexyLoserKitten
11th June 2001, 19:50
Yes, you see s1138 is really my bastard son :D

(And yes, I am deeply shamed :D :D ;) )
Xerxes
11th June 2001, 20:58
SLK: [Darth Vader voice] s1138, I am your mother [/darhvader voice] :p
Huehuetenango
11th June 2001, 21:20
dude, this place is turning into one big soap opera

(whispering) pssst, slk, PLEASE don't tell them i'm the father
s1138
11th June 2001, 21:35
your not my father... ewww you and slk doing it:shudders:
Bilbo Baggins
11th June 2001, 22:06
Please. You are putting nasty thoughts into my head.
Huehuetenango
11th June 2001, 23:50
hey, i'm insulted

then again, it probably IS a bad image to others, not me though

and i REALLY don't want to hear what slk has to say about this
ElChevelle
11th June 2001, 23:54
Originally posted by Huehuetenango
and i REALLY don't want to hear what slk has to say about this

BOW DOWN BITCHES!

SLK rules you and you should never deny her the right that is her's to mutilate your ass til it resembles "goatse"!
rm'
12th June 2001, 00:41
Well, considering I'm her manbitch and must do as she pleases, please don't remind her of that right :eek:
SexyLoserKitten
12th June 2001, 03:24
Originally posted by Xerxes
SLK: [Darth Vader voice] s1138, I am your mother [/darthvader voice] :p

Hehe, I know have a lovely coat of Mountain Dew all over my keyboard...I must say it tints it an interesting shade of green :D :p

And Hue, No =P
sgtfuzzbubble011
12th June 2001, 05:42
If only you all knew.....
Twilightseer
12th June 2001, 08:17
Sarge

Can I borrow your new book evry once in a while ? :);)
Huehuetenango
12th June 2001, 20:45
Originally posted by SexyLoserKitten
[QUOTE]
And Hue, No =P

awwww, nuts
Bilbo Baggins
12th June 2001, 22:02
Nevermind Hue. It looks like those juicy deadbeats on the street can live in fear of anal violation again tonight...
InvisableMan
13th June 2001, 02:10
oh no!

lock your doors
string up the banners
castrate the cows!!!

moo??
sgtfuzzbubble011
13th June 2001, 03:36
Originally posted by Twilightseer
Sarge

Can I borrow your new book evry once in a while ? :);)
Sure thing. :)